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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

TUESDAY -IHN

Cold,snowy and rainy weather all rolled up into one...

I dey here just dey Observe!!!...............#Xmasloading
I wanted to surprise today's face of in house news because I am spontaneous but i didn't see any.......LMAO #unpredictable.







CODED LOVE CHARM


Hi Stella and fellow bvs.


 I need explanation to this please. I met a Moslem lady and we became friends. She s into organics and I do patronise her because her stuff is good. OK nau, one thing led to another and then she told me she has something that can increase my sexual desire n all. I thought of it like normal stuff.

 It was chicken that has never laid eggs that was cooked in herbs.


 I ate it without the bone. Then I met with my husband, since then, he has been all over me. It's like the love is triple. He does everything at my beck and call and always wants to enter the place. Me am confused.

 I hope I haven't put my hand in something o! How do I undo this or does anyone have an explanation to this? I asked my friend n she said its a normal stuff nothing more.

 Hmmm I need answers asap!




*We did a post on this years back...I hope you are not trying to come and advertise anything here?If this is true,what you used on your hubby is love charm and when it fades you are in big trouble....


I wonder why you will sit down and eat what you do not know?like i said i will be watching to see the comments that this is not cunny adverts..if it isnt you have eaten your Marriage.clap for yourself




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BOOKS GIVEAWAY


I was doing my end of year cleaning recently and I noticed that I've managed to gather a mini mountain of books.:-)

I'm giving away some novels (45) to a fellow book lover (one person) genuinely interested in having them. 80 percent of the novels are romance. The others are crime,Christian literature self empowerment etc etc. These books are not new but in good condition.

If you honestly enjoy reading books and would appreciate them, please send a mail to abiolaf207@gmail.com.

I'll pick the 1st person who mails.

*I'm sorry I won't be able to deliver them personally. Pick up is at Victoria Island.

Danke Shone and Merry Christmas in advance! :) 







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EMERGENCY SALE


Toyota Highlander, V6 Engine, 2005. Clean Nigerian Used. For sale. Just start and drive off... available for inspection in lagos surulere. 1.8million naira . Call 09092558106




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 VACANCY IN A LAW FIRM


A law firm in Abuja requires the services of a litigation lawyer, who has the ability to work under pressure and commitment to legal profession. If you are qualified for this position, kindly call the following phone numbers for further information: 07061955207, 09057799344
You are also expected to come along with a written application. This offer last till 15th December, 2017 
N/B: Higher academic qualification will be an advantage.







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Affordable accomodation for a female corps member Posted to Ibadan.

Hello Stella, I have a room in a flat to rent out to a female corps member posted to ibadan at a  give away price.

The person must be God fearing and neat.
I can be reached on 07068585396.(whatsapp / text message only)




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ATTENTION DOCTORS IN THE HOUSE

Please doctors in the house my sister was diagnosed of ABDOMINAL AORTA ANEURYSM.

please suggest any good hospital in Lagos that can handle this case at affordable price.

NOTE: WE DON'T WANT TO GO TO LUTH.


Thank you.


OMGoodness



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DEPLETED DATA - A CASE FOR ISAACSON

Good day Mrs Korkus. I love you scatter. I am sure you are already tired of hearing that sef.

I will like to wade into the whole ‘Isaacson data call-out’ ish by saying that although I haven't patronised him because I don't use MTN to browse, I know for sure (I worked with 9Mobile) by the way, that data burns faster now, than ever before. It has little or nothing to do with sites you open. Hitherto, my 1.5GB lasts the complete month. 


Now, I am lucky if it stays 7 days. There is a way network providers can make data burn fast or slow. Right now, all the customers of the different networks are complaining bitterly. People should cut the innocent corper some slack and not ruin his hustle abeg.
God bless you ma'am. XOXO

BV ALI B from Kano.





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MEMO TO BLOG VISITORS


I like this blog and I am proud of being a regular visitor. Even
though I comment sparingly,I'm saddened by the fact that people hide
under ''anonymous'' to abuse other blog visitors for their
comments/posts;without knowing the psychological disposition of their
''victims,'' just as some dupe or attempt to dupe Stella/other
well-meaning Blog Visitors...

Many people have received help from this blog (myself,for instance) at
different times,but it's saddening that Stella's (and even many Blog
Visitors') magnanimity is being abused; thanks to fraudsters. Examples
readily come to mind; many bad examples that may frustrate
well-meaning Blog Visitors.


Last week Saturday,but for lack of votes,even though I posted an
entertaining story, I came near to winning Saturday's Gist. I am proud
of the winner and happy for being voted for,even though I don't
maintain a regular presence,but what really broke my heart was the
anonymous name callings and abuses from human beings on this blog. For
instance,someone being called a ''werewolf'' for the simple crime of
being a blog visitor.


Of course, humans that we are, we must learn to settle our differences
without allowing them to degenerate.My advice to every BV: never let
the comment of any coward hiding under ''anonymous'' to get to you. If
the person wants a reaction, he/she should have an identity; in order
to justify his/her comment(s).

In conclusion, we can always agree to agree,agree to disagree or
disagree to agree... without recuse to verbal abuses.
God bless us all.
BV Paul Okah.




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 PARENTS BE VIGILANT AND WATCH YOUR TEEN

Good day Stella. please I don't know where this should fit in, but I want you to publish this on your blog So parents Should learn to watch their teenagers very well, and know every step they take. This story happened to my neighbour one week ago her first daughter of thirteen years is missing for over a week now and there is no trace of her up till this moment. 


She left home on a Saturday that she is going for her school party which her parent warned her not to go as they noticed she was telling lies, immediately her parents left the house she left with some clothes inside her school bag, took her mother's Seventeen thousand naira and told her younger siblings that she is going to make her hair. She left a note in the kitchen which states that she is traveling to USA and her parent should not bother to look for her. 


When the parent asked her friends in school they said she came to the party but told them that she is going to Benin and that a bus is waiting for her, One of her friend said she has been saving all the money given to her by her parent,that during break time she does not buy anything, neither does she pay for anything in school even when her parent give her the money. 



She said she is saving the money to travel to India that she wants to learn fashion designing in India which she never told her parents. Although the Dad said it all started from she wanting  to have a smartphone so she can have access to social media, and he told her that when she is done with secondary school he will buy her a smartphone, not knowing that she already has a phone and her parent are not aware according to dad they also noticed that she is always telling lies, and changing sim cards with the house phone. 

Her parents have searched everywhere yet no trace of her. please BVS should pray for the family you can imagine what they are going through, I pray they find her, and let her be safe wherever she is.


*I dont know who to blame..the parents or the society!!!..I pray she didnt run off with a man and i pray she is still alive somewhere and not abused...kai,this is so painful,13years?....oh my goodness!!!



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BUSINESS MEME




There will be Data giveaway from Isaacbaba tomorrow courtsey of me.......Please do not call him if you intend to call him out ok?

Blog PA please remind me on this giveaway....

Kisses


Send in your business memes,I will support your businesses to grow if you are small.


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FOOD VENDOR NEEDED

I need a food vendor for someone,please send me mail na abi no food vendor for this blog?send me photos of your food and your prices please..Thank you.





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150 comments:

  1. "Just because the road ahead is long, is no reason to slow down. Just because there is much work to be done, is no reason to get discouraged. It is a reason to get started, to grow, to find new ways, to reach within yourself and discover strength, commitment, determination, discipline. The road ahead is long and difficult, and filled with opportunity at every turn. Start what needs starting. Finish what needs finishing. Get on the road. Stay on the road. Get on with the work. Right now you’re at the beginning of the journey. What a great place to be! Just imagine all the things you’ll learn, all the people you’ll meet, all the experiences you’ll have. Be thankful that the road is long and challenging, because that is where you’ll find the best that life has to offer."

    — Ralph S. Marston Jr.

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    1. I noticed same thing with the 5GB I bought from Isaac. The thing finished in less than 2 weeks. I had to respect myself n buy my usual 2.5GB from MTN. This is the second week and I still have enough data. So I don't believe that shit of networks making people's data burn faster.

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    2. @Paul okuo, listen to Stella. "If you don't like where you are, please move to another blog. You are not a house."

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  2. Continue to rest in perfect peace my beloved,my King,my Crown,My bestfriend and Confidant.
    You were the definition of a real perfect gentle man,a loyal,trusted,intelligent,brainy,smart and honest man. You were so hard working just to see us happy but couldn't live to witness our future. Your life was cut short by enemies who can never attain your highness.
    I can't just find the right words to describe you Daddy. The best words didn't fit in cos they are less compared to your love towards your family and every other persons you've met.
    You believed so much in me,gave me hope and reasons to live and be happy when I thought I lost,you taught me to be patient,prayerful,consistent,hopeful and humble. You meant the whole world to me even when I had nothing. You. Were everywhere I was,solved every difficulties I had,helped with chores till your last days. Did almost everything I should have done to the extent people who don't know us as family hardly believe you weren't my bf.
    You stressed yourself in my stead. No one can ever replace you in my heart,no one has ever loved me endlessly with my flaws. You were always there to correct and embrace me. You would sing and dance for me whenever I'm moody. I have always asked you why you never got angry. Thank you sir for making a beautiful impact in my life and of those you met.
    Oh Daddy I miss your Angelic smile,your pampers,your voice,I miss that connectivity and bond between us. I miss everything that makes you up,I miss how we joke and laugh at serious issues.
    Keep resting in the bosom of Abraham My Gold till we meet never to part. May everyone involved in your sickness and death be exposed. They shall know no peace for the rest of their lives until they are disgraced in JESUS NAME(AMEN).
    Even though you left so early Sir,your footprint of Humanity,legacy for Greatness and passion of a determined Achiever lives on. I can feel you everywhere I am. I feel you comforting me when ever I miss you,I'm so strong for you Daddy. You're gone from this sinful,struggling,envy and wicked world. I'm so assured you're With the Lord singing beautiful songs and resting peacefully. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DAD FOREVER AND EVER.

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    1. Oh dear. This is so touching. Please be strong OK. Daddy is resting well.

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    2. My condolences to you and your family, may God give you all the fortitude to bear the loss. And may the soul of your Dad rest in peace.
      Be strong dear.

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    3. Sorry for your loss ese... it is well.

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    4. The Lord is your strength. May his soul continue to RIP.

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    5. It is well dear.
      So sorry for your loss.
      May his soul rest in peace.

      I also lost a friend today.
      #LetTheWillOfGodBeDone

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    6. May he continue to rest in peace.

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    7. it is well. take heart dearie

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    8. Sorry dear.
      It is well


      May he continue to rest in peace..

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    9. Kpele dear, may his soul found peace with his creator.

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    10. This one when your Dp icon show oyibo Arab. You for post your daddy pictures nah. πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️

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    11. Oooh poor baby, sorry for your loss o Hope you dey visit your papa grave with flowers every year, not the white jew dead Jesus and fake pastor 4 church

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    1. God bless the book giver
      More blessings to you..

      God bless you @ Stella for reaching out to peers.


      God bless all the Angels in the house.

      Givers never lack.

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  4. IHN is here it a beautiful Tuesday, Christmas is coming

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  5. In house news ti de!!!!

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  6. IHN news great as usual. Yesterday I was too busy to check IHN only to check it this morning and discovered that someone asked of me. Thank you Madrews for checking on me and thank you more Stella for posting. Have a lovely day all of you.

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  7. Nigeria Lost $32bn To Corruption Under Jonathan – DFID
    About $32bn was lost to corruption during the six-year administration of ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, the United Kingdom’s Department for International Development said on Monday.
    The agency said the huge amount represented 16 per cent of the previous government’s resources that could have been channeled to development.
    The agency’s Head of Office, DFID Nigeria, Debbie Palmer, said this at the expression of undergraduate debates challenge to celebrate this year’s international anti-corruption day.
    The event was organized by a non-governmental organization, Youngstars Foundation Initiative in Abuja.
    She said millions of dollars tied up in legal challenges remained in other countries.
    Palmer said: “An independent report estimates that up to $32bn was lost to corruption under the previous government.
    This is around 15 per cent of state resources during the period and could well be an under-estimate.
    “So the estimate is that nearly 16 per cent of the previous government’s money was lost to corruption.
    That is a staggering amount of money. And that is money that is to all of you and to your future. That is why we all should care about corruption.
    “Millions of dollars also remain in other jurisdictions tied up in legal challenges.”
    Palmer said youths in the country have a critical role to play in President Muhammadu Buhari’s anti-graft fight.
    She added that the UK is committed to supporting Nigeria to tackle corruption in all its various forms through its anti-corruption programme in Nigeria.


    Josephine

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    1. That's not factual ,same lies from Bribed APC advocates pretending to be this and that. Exactly what Obama and John Terry did after collecting so much money from APC Thieves

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  8. I. H. N
    I would have absolutely loved to take those books but I am not in Lagos. Good luck to whoever gets them.

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  9. "Just because the road ahead is long, is no reason to slow down. Just because there is much work to be done, is no reason to get discouraged. It is a reason to get started, to grow, to find new ways, to reach within yourself and discover strength, commitment, determination, discipline. The road ahead is long and difficult, and filled with opportunity at every turn. Start what needs starting. Finish what needs finishing. Get on the road. Stay on the road. Get on with the work. Right now you’re at the beginning of the journey. What a great place to be! Just imagine all the things you’ll learn, all the people you’ll meet, all the experiences you’ll have. Be thankful that the road is long and challenging, because that is where you’ll find the best that life has to offer."

    — Ralph S. Marston Jr.

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  10. I dont like where i am, but i cant move for now, even if im not a tree.... humans are guarded by laws & principles, & in most cases surrounded by circumstances and consequences... you cant just up and leave like an animal without bearing, that meme is wrong or incomplete!

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    1. Your subconscious mind is totally controlling you. You CAN move.

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    2. No dear. It is right. If you don't like where you are and u feel like you can't move anywhere, it is because you still tolerate your condition.
      Yes, there are principles and laws that guide us but do you know you can still move in the right direction. And also, talking about circumstances surrounding you which may hinder you, there is always something to be done.

      It may be spiritual, or physical. And note, it might not necessarily mean, it will show instant but as long as u are doing something prior for that condition to change, u are moving somewhere.
      So dear, the quote is correct.

      Lemme stop here before I write epistle nah

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  11. Oh my God...The books giveaway, You are a darling. But distance is a B.

    Alright Boss,Will remind on that later..

    BTW I use IsaacBaba MTN Data subscription 5G....and it's the same thing with my AIRTEL 5G, which I buy directly from Airtel.

    Nowadays Network providers sweep data subscriptions like APC change anthem.


    Good Afternoon everyone...


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  12. Chopping chicken to trap men ain't new! Unless u are a new bv.

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  13. Good afternoon lovelies 😘😘😘😘
    Eyin temi bawoni ooo
    Shewapa

    Isaac watch out tomorrow and see how your phone will be bombarded with calls
    Even thoses calling him out
    No data last forever
    Live and let's live

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  14. MEMO TO MISS ABOKI

    Bia nwanyi onye awusa, why do you try so hard to get my attention? I saw your comment on SP and I want to ask you why you like beating around the Bush?

    The rule is simple. If you love someone, walk up the person and confess your love.

    I know you are crazy in love with me, that's why you always show me the green light, but to be honest with you, e no dey work for my side because I cover myself with the love of my Chikito, ugegbe oyibo m 1 worldwide. So don't bother to confess that your love to me maka na agam awu gi na ani, okwa wuo gi pieces maka Chi.

    Save yourself from obsession this one people's name have started appearing as Chike TEFLON in your eyes.

    I did not drop any gist on IHG and you said you saw my gist and wanted to vote for it and it disappeared. Hmmmmm!!! Na so e dey take start. Mmadu agba ala, eche ma obu egwuri egwu.


    No go call your boyfriend Chike TEFLON when he is doing the do. Maka Chi, okwa olu gi akuo ka engine. E go clear for your eyes like juju.

    Aboki ka ji kwo?
    Yo waa.

    Ifuro ka odi, atinga no blood. Alika mmuo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ oh lawd!!! Who woke Chike up

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    2. Miss Aboki....last line translation in pidgin English. He say see as you be. Say you be like broomstick or skeletal structure wen nor get blood at all. Say your own lean okporoko nature be like spirit own,say e don pass human being own.

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    4. Chike ooo! This is damn funny that I couldnt resist laffing.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    5. @Sandy yo, its not funny abeg. I even thought she shaded him or something, so simply mentioning that she wanted to vote his story warrants this magnitude of insults??? Na wa oh. Bros, nobody is dragging your chikito with you, its not nice insulting people unnessarily.

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    6. πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Chike oooh. How did I miss this?

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    7. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†this Chike Teflon ehhh u are so funny!!!!!!!

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    8. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†this Chike Teflon ehhh u are so funny!!!!!!!

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    9. Look at lizard calling somebody a broomstick and skeleton, that monkey lips wen you dey use to lick Chikito dirty pussy nahi dey shack you. Big dummy!

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  15. Kayan mata is jazz why are mist ladies gullible? What herbs were uses ask yourself, only God is the way, the day your husband, s eyes will be cleared u will regret it

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  16. It's that time againπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ


    The BV giving out books that's kind of you. I'm a book lover too but I'm a big fan of detective and thriller novels.


    Stella well done God bless you.

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    1. 13 years? To raise kids now prayers must be involved o. And we need to get dem closer to God from tender age and involve in church activities too, to keep dem busy d right way & at d same time, dey find and love God for themselves. Instead of teaching the how to dance to d latest music, w ear makeup, dressing in an indecent way, etc

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  18. Can't believe it's 13 days to Christmas!

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    1. Yes o it's 13 days to Christmas and people around me aren't even behaving as if Christmas is coming...this economy chai😯😯😯

      LEPπŸ˜›

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    2. LEP where are you?comman see the markets,serious human traffick,u know when get home from a crowded place and know that body odour ain't yours?its been crazy since last week!last year was same,the complaints of lack of money no reach eko o,may God sustain us all!

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  19. God bless the giver and reciever.
    Cutehajiaomomummy

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  20. 13 years old? sometimes it's just not the parent's fault. Some teenagers this days just makes parenting so difficult for some. I pray she's alright wherever she is. Na wa!

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    1. You're on point, the parents even tried to shed her from the world by not letting her have a smart phone while in secondary school.
      All in all, I think the "child" has a vision, though going about it in a wrong way. I pray she's safe wherever she is right now. She might still come back home once she runs out of cash... I can only imagine how the parents feel right now. It's just horrible.

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  21. Blog family when should we play Santa for the house this Christmas? Lets try and make it a week long fest at least some good days before 25th.
    Lets do our thing the sdk way, the unique way.....

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  22. You'll meet 2 kinds of people in your life: Ones who'll build you up and ones who'll tear you down, but in the end, you'll thank them both


    Sdk and every lovely person on this blog who has always supported me in every way possible I appreciate you all for showing the huge love you all got for me... Na only God fit reward una for me... Una too much

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    1. You hold Stella for work wella , na your luck and God do am and its your time,😊enjoy lol

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    2. I didn't understand a single shit this boy was saying when I called him Next time I go speak pidgin English.

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    3. Don't worry your step mum or aunty Stella would soon buy you a car, okay

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  23. those books is all i see...

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  24. those books is all i see...

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  25. Oh those novels up there! 😍 😍

    Greatlady I asked if you have the ebook of Wold Soyinka's Ake, don't know if I got a reply.

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    1. Yes, I do. Send me an email and I will send to u right away

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  26. I want to Rant nke di egwu now,
    Tanker/Trailer drivers are at it again o. Everywhere is blocked. Spent 4hours from LBS to Surulere. Are we born to suffer in this country? No Road, No Fuel, No money etc.
    End of Rant
    My people how una dey?

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    1. Are we born to suffer in this country πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Itscrazy,na like this we go dey dey?it seem they want us to accept the trailer as a part of living in Lagos!

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  27. Wow teenagers of this generation have really grown wings, imagine the teenage girl is just 13years o. She did not just disobey her parents by going to the party, she also stole 17k untop hmm may God have mercy. I pray they find her safe & sound.
    Sign out meme so on point.

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    1. I think her parents are even lenient on her for her to even have the courage to take that step.

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  28. Beloved dear, How is my vote not counting on IHG???
    How come I wasn't even aware so I can stop wasting my time?
    Mogbe!!!

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    1. Happy birthday.
      God bless your new age.

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    2. Just leave Beloved, she is intoxicated by power. She still can't believe Stella made her PA.
      @Beloved, the decisions you've been taking lately differs from the beloved that use to comment here and everyone will line under her comments. If you get my meaning. Watch it!

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    3. Really? Is today your birthday?

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    4. I thought I explained this the other day. Your votes was counting before until last two Saturdays.

      I will start counting popular but unavailable profiles, when cheating reduces.

      OK and concerning if one ID can vote for for more than one gist...I will put it up as a comment on tomorrow's IHN.

      It's difficult typing with Puffin browser, it will be dancing like Ela's Dp

      Bv Ed, I just remembered you now. Hope you are good.

      BTW where's TGW...Hope Speedy is not the 'Causer'

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    5. Happy Birthday to my darling in-law,Iphi'm
      Nne bigger and greater you
      Wishing you the very best of this new year
      God bless your beautiful soul😘😘😘❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

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    6. Lol, Guysssss.♥️♥️♥️♥️
      Beloved, apart from the incentive.. That gist column is beginning to gain attention and comments.. It will be a shame if bvs that prefer to vote than participate get tired and stop opening that post.
      It will be weird if people post stories and no one is there to vote.
      And I think people should be allowed to vote numerous stories if they like... The blog needs all the comment they can get. More clicks, more comments translates to more traffic and adverts.
      But what do I know?

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    7. Lol@ SpeedyπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      TGW is good...

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    8. Happy birthday Nwannem Iphie, girl wey sabi

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    9. Iphie Darling...I know so. Thanks mucho

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  29. Harmattan has taken full effect in Lagos. The cold no be small thingπŸ˜…

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  30. Wow! Stella,I should have been face of In House News na,lol!
    Wow! Nice gesture. I like reading novels,but I'm in Abuja sha. Greatlady,get them on my beQUARTER,inugo?
    Juju no de pay o,awon love portion,lol!
    That law firm vacancy na wa o! I've read it here before.
    17k to travel to USA? Na wa o! It is well,she'll be found.
    Nice posts!

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    1. And I was about telling you to get them on my behalf too😎

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  31. I smell Christmas in the air. I'm anticipating the break I'll get from work. Just can't wait....22nd come already.

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  32. Happy birthday Iphie Dearie !!
    God bless you!

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  33. That girl missing might be staying with a man! The parents shld just pray for her.

    Bv that asking if it jazz her friend did for her, isn't it obvious? Just pray ur husband don't come to his senses.

    Those people calling isaacbaba, it is not fair at all. Me I don't buy from him and MTN is doing me strong thing. We shld call out these network provider instead of him.

    Those books up there, I wish I was living close to v/island, would have sent the mail sharply.

    My people, una doh o.

    Lady bug, how far? Hope ur ministry is moving forward?

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  34. I hope this comment shows, not being able to comment here is saddening...

    Would have gotten the books (I love to read crimes, mysteries, detective stories & horror novels) but I'm not in Lagos

    So many curses in anonymous mode, may God help us, even as much as I try to mind my business here, I still get hate mails saying I keep saying Jesus is my worth & I don't have Jesus... Or is it coming under anonymous to bash & insult or correcting one's English etc Even when I hardly commit grammatical blunders...

    So sad for the family of the missing girl, may she be found hale & hearty in Jesus name amen! This is the season of love, let love lead! Las las, all of us go dey alright, amen.


    ... Jesus is my worth!

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ if they ask you again, preach Jesus to them.

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    2. I wonder why you guys leave your mails open?
      Mine has been inaccesible from day 1 abeg. I can't shout

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  35. Ihn is here.
    I can feel Christmas

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  36. Children of nowadays bikonu. Going to India, USA and Benin? She might be with a teenager now doing only God knows what. I pray she will be found out before it goes out of hand.

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  37. Ihn rocks!!!

    Xmas is few weeks away and I can't seem to smell it...what could be wrong with my nose!!!...

    Shout out to all the wonderful bvs in here....
    Contact me for your celebration cakes and cupcakes.
    *Faithful bv*

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  38. Bv Paul, you have spoken well.
    Bv Ali B, but why do network providers do that? Why can't they allow people enjoy their data in peace without bothering how fast the data run.
    Yesterday, I opened just Fb and SDK and before I could say Jack, my data was 300mb. Is this right? Can we sue these network providers because it seems more of defrauding people by making data runs fast.

    Hmm, my eyes are still on those books oo.

    ByeπŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹

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  39. for the lady whose sister has abdominal aorta aneurysm, you should visit first cardiologist or genesis specialist hospital. both are in lagos.
    it is well.

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  40. Madam Chicken! Congratulate yourself!!! You have gone to put your hand into what you should have never venture into. I wonder what you were looking for that got lost. Only if you know the damage you have done to the poor man. This charm degenerate the the level when your husband starts acting foolish and this will surely irritate you. Has he started asking you to bring your undies so that he can wash for you. What a pity, what people look for without asking of the consequences. See how the love for sexual lovey dovey things has destroyed your life. SHAME!!! I can't start explaining to you what you have just done. Ask a typical yoruba woman that knows tradition, will tell you the meaning of the chicken you ate. Your friend has just destroyed your home and maybe you caused it when you can't keep your family affairs to yourself and your friend might has envied your home. Omoge,God will deliver your husband.

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  41. U guys should please free dis Isaac guy joor,I'm tired of lamenting abt airtel,#2500 for 5gig hardly gets to 3 weeks.is like all these network providers HV ganged up on us to wipe out our data faster Dan u think.

    Pls madam poster for novel giveaway Im interested ooh,d only problem is DAT I'm based in Benin.BT pls still consider me ooh.

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    1. since u are in Benin and also interested, we can fly to Lagos at midnight. What do u think����

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    2. @greatlady only u do d flying ooh,I nor follow lol.

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  42. errmm Stella so you didnt get my email for face of IHN abi
    oya nah kwontinue lol

    Wonderful Tuesday.......that xmas feeling is already in the air.

    Looking for one big lie to use collect leave this year xmas again hehehehe. i cant afford to miss home oh biko when all my brothers,cousins,uncles etc dey enter country soon from next weekend. Village gonna be lit!!!#that Nnewi girl#

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  43. i jux wish the parents of that useless girl will have strong mind leave her. one thing i pray is for her not to be in any danger. God plz i don't want a child/children dat will be giving me HBP.

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  44. I did not go to school, what is ABDOMINAL AORTA ANEURYSM?

    Kayamata lady, am sure it is advert? why will someone eat a virgin chicken? Make una dey fear God walahitalai. I pity men that marries you girls. Just know that you will go back to eat another semi virgin okuku. Shebi your horseband is now a MUMU that will be doing your biding? Hope you can do his own too? Because na too much knacking the man go knack you tire whether you dey period or not.

    christmas is round the corner? who don buy chicken? abi na goat una go eat.

    I pray for the family of that girl that left. May she never pass through libya Amen.

    Stupid children everywhere. Peer pressure so much on teens. May God help them. Parents are not doing enough to help their children anymore because of money, money, money.

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  45. I would have love to have those novels but i am not a book lover. May God help me to read more novels in Jesus name Amen

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  46. hahahahaha you this Chike you be case. Abeg grow up jare

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  47. Hi guys, please I really need your suggestions on what to wear, I'll be meeting my father-in-law to be for the first time. The thing is he's separated from mum-in-law, has a new wife with lots of children so I am basically going to meet a crowd of new faces.
    I don't want to wear a dress cos I don't want to feel uncomfortable (I don't have a flat tummy).
    Please please help a sister. I will be reading your comments. Thank you in advance.

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    1. Anon 14:56 Wear something comfortable dat is not body hug. Semi-formal attire. Make sure its comfortable.
      Then, try to relax a bit while with him, but don't talk too much. All d best.

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    2. Since you would like to 'hide your not so flat tummy...A 'Peplum' to pwould do the trick.

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    3. Fat ass. Akpu belly🀣🀣

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  48. Senator Essay Essay may God comfort your families Amen. Your daddy is in a good place. He is with the Angels of God blowing you beautiful breeze everywhere.

    Dont worry, God has your family Amen

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  49. CHICKEN WEY NEVER LAY EGGS ABI? PRAY YOU WILL BORN WHEN YOU MARRY

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  50. They have deceived the 13 yes girl.
    She's mingling with bad friends

    I pray she returns in Peace

    Teens of this days baffles me a lot.

    God intervene in her case because of her loved ones.

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  51. I feel for the parents of that teenage girl. I hope human traffickers have not brainwashed her and taken her for prostitution outside the country.

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  52. I feel for the parents of that teenage girl. I hope human traffickers have not brainwashed her and taken her for prostitution outside the country.

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  53. Chike, you suppose don know Miss Aboki style by now. She wan use you gather money this Christmas. You know say anytime wey she fight and dem cuss am well well, her 'angel' (maga) must pay.
    Miss Aboki abeg show me the way na.

    Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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  54. Madam "I ate chicken that has never laid egg without the bone prepared in herbs", was your marriage in distress? Did you tell this your new found friend about any issues you may or may not be having in your marriage? I ask coz I'm trying to understand how someone you've only just met introduced you to eat a fetish concoction and you just sheepishly ate it; what if it was to kill you? Make you mad or even initiate you into a witchcraft coven? As a first step towards redeeming yourself and possibly your marriage, cut ties with that friend immediately, have a sit down with your pastor (if you're a Christian) or an older person that commands the profound respect of your husband (such person must be known to you to have self-control especially of the tongue) and confess what you did, find a conducive time to also confess to your hubby in the presence of this person he respects very much then finally, ask God for forgiveness. You may also need to undergo deliverance to purge your system of all the 'ijekuje' you ingested.

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  55. @Abigail Joseph oh thanks so much for your comment on yesterday's IHN. I was beginning to wonder.

    French guys are very callous and proud. I don't know who gives some of you the impression that all oyibo men are romantic. Na everything for hollywood you go believe? If the oyibo isn't the ajebor oyibo living on his family's trust fund, kindly give a Yoruba demon some credit. I just pity the poor little girl..... they will tell her bad things about her mum now

    @chicken eater that's old story naau. Mama Dolphin or what is his/her name? Abeg just find your way out at the risk of losing your marriage or keep going 😊

    @Paul Okah well anonymous cussers are here to stay and there's nothing anyone can do about it. However, know that many people go anon when they think that saying whatever with their ID would make you hate them. If we truly learn to agree to disagree on some issues, more people would eat more liver with their ID. Also, I don't think there's any difference between an anonymous cussers and those who use ID to send indirect messages E.g 'Some people that are here who feel'... 'that one that thinks xxx'.... Youre not any better.

    That said, my current location is 3MB. Engine overheated and stopped. Sent for bag of pure water. I hope the gasket hasn't burnt 😣😣 and I topped water on Sunday so that means there's a leakage.
    My God!!! Why did you give Toke that Range when your darling daughter was counting on you this year??? *sobs* im not jealous of her oh.... at all. Can i Fadeyirize? Small me. But we both know that car will fit me better. It's not fair oh 😭😭 look at me now only how many minutes my colour has changed 🀷‍♀️ Okay bring benz nau or BM. Ford is the least I can go. You know I've tried.

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    1. CHikito is backk!!!πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌ
      We have been missing each here.. When you are leaving, is when I waltz in.
      Welcome back. Good to see lots of your comments.
      I read your segment, but its usually not a good time for me, so I hardly drop comments. Keep it up dear😍

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    2. Hiiiii @iPhie πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ I just have one more week to burst my back and I'd be shaking my bum bum in owerri for Christmas.
      Hawayuuuu??? 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚
      thanks for reading @column. You can just digest 😁😁

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    3. Chikito Ugegbe Chike Teflon indeed. You'll be shaking bumbum in Owerri during Xmas and Chike will be where?
      Buahhahahahahaha.
      Chike ntoor you are side chic or is it side he-goat.

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  56. The kayan mata woman start to dey pray oo, na one chance you enter...
    The books ,I wish I could get them all.

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  57. Meanwhile, where are all those 'proverbial' Nigerian movie tall handsome phonetics speaking young men who used to stop to assist and ask questions when a lady's car stops? Are they now extinct? Abi na wash?

    To think I helped one of my paddies ship the 2016 range for his wife early last week. The dry girl was even boiling that the car wasn't arriving until after Christmas. E be like say make I put my hand for that phone twist her ear. Namsense!

    Don't mind me. I'm just thinking of my life *puts hand on chin and watches roadside mechanic argue with towing van people*

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    1. Quit lying.... you get shipping license or permit to buy cars from auction? Liar!

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  58. It's good to be on some useful groups on Facebook.
    I learnt how to make cold pressed coconut oil in one of the groups, added it to my cream 2 weeks ago, added original honey, lemon juice and one satchet of vitamin E oil.
    I just emptied the cream into a spacious container where I can easily mix everything together. Poured in all the condiments and mixed them together. I got original honey from Shoprite, vitamin E from Pharmacy.
    If you see my skin now, choi!
    Despite the small harmattan here, my skin glows!!!!
    I also mixed shea butter, cold pressed coconut oil, original honey and a little lemon juice for my daughter. Her own skin too is fantabulous....
    It's good for us to care of our skin, a good skin commands respect...

    Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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  59. If you keep a gold fish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

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  60. Chike ji ri ya nwayo. Nobody has time to be falling in love with a blog nuisance with onu kanda. I know I sae your comment about about farting in your crush's home when you went to help her solve some maths problem and her mum said 'my son this is my mouth'. True or false? Carry your Chikito and be going oooo. I cant come and be crushing on a small nwa boy who still lives with his sister when we have the likes of Jaymoore here.
    Omasiri thanks for the translation.

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      I saw that comment.

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  61. Sandy the thing sweet you sotey you dey comment multiple times. I can picture you drolling while laughing.

    @Droyalty is it paining you that I have a maga and you dont? It's not my fault ooo.

    Chike was it not you that posted that story? am I the only one that saw it? I guess this love is beginning to make me see things. #TwerksOutOfPost

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  62. I pray the teenage girl is found,and hope she doesn't fall into the hands of traffickers. God please protect her wherever she is

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  63. @Iphie dearie,Lol! You're right,dear! The column needs more gists and votes. It is a lively column for entertainment.

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  64. Stella why didn't you post my comment? Abeg am too tired to type again.
    Hello to everyone

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  65. My Hau
    Hausa friend did the whole eating chicken alone, washing Arabic writing on a slate aka rubutu in her husband's food and the likes aided and abetted by her mother. Now she is single I think or on the third marriage. Let me ask her sef. I know the first and second chased her away.

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  66. The post was mama Dolphin...it was one of the hottest post on this blog.

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  67. These days finishes fastest than what I don't know. I just bought 5k worth of data to see if my will continue

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  68. You won't kill person in this blog, Chike. I laughed hard while reading your response to Miss Aboki...I must confess I actually look forward to your comments.

    Wehdone Omasiri for adding fuel to the fire/flames by translating it now Miss Aboki has reacted.

    Thanks guys for making my day!

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  69. Pesin wey do love portion, na penis Dem dey take kill am. Madam kayan mata, be prepared for bow leg.
    You have a good marriage yet you are going out to discuss stuff with strangers or near strangers about your private life.

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  70. Happy birthday iphie dear. May your days be beautiful with good health. πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ‘Έ

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  71. Miss Aboki did not insult Sandy Yo, u kno na, Xmas something will drop.
    Droyalty you sabi did Hausa girl enuff.

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  72. Aortic aneurysm poster please where were you diagnosed, did they refer you to LUTH.

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