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Sunday, January 07, 2018

Emergency Room Series:- Battery Charged Wahala

The emergency room is really a place where you see a lot of bizarre things and a place you get to realise how gullible people can be sometimes.




A man in his early thirties came in to the ER. He came with a guy that claimed the patient was his uncle and requested to see a doctor urgently.


 He was walking funny and he looked like he was in so much pain. When asked by the receptionist why he wanted to see the doctor, he said it was for personal reasons. 

Personal reasons? In the ER?

 When we were in code black already? He was told to go to the outpatient unit since it wasn't an emergency.
He suddenly felt dizzy and was about falling so he was brought in and told to lay on a couch. 


When asked what was wrong he said he wanted only the doctor to be around him. The ER is no place for secrecy, he was told. He then admitted that he has a dildo stuck in his anus. When asked how long it had been there, he said about 3 days(the younger guy was there). Apparently 'uncle' is gay and was 'experimenting'. 


The doctor simply said 'OK' and walked away. He was thinking we would start to judge him or look at him like a demon or the devil himself but he was surprised when everyone had this straight and expressionless face. We aren't trained to judge patients s3xuality.


He had no other symptoms like vomiting or headache or fever. His vitals were okay. Only that his abdomen was distended and hurting which is very understandable because of the foreign object and feces that couldn't come out. Few minutes later he was prepared to go to the theatre to have it examined and removed. He was walking with his legs wide spread like a baby with a very soaked diaper (funny sight, lol). 

As soon as he got to the theatre, a lady came in and introduced herself as his wife and was demanding to know what's going on(Lord knows how she found out he was in the hospital as the husband didn't tell her). Since they couldn't verify yet, she was simply told to have a seat and that he was being attended to. 


In the theatre, we place him in 'open-knee-chest' position (its like kneeling with your chest down and buttocks up). We started to hear faint buzzing sounds. We asked if its a dildo that runs on battery and vibrates, he said yes. With the use of artery forceps, the doctors pulled out a 6 inch penis-looking dildo from 'uncle' anus. He felt so relieved, Can you imagine what followed after the dildo? 

Yeah you're right, plenty of it. He had no complications.


He was cleaned and wheeled to the recovery room to be observed for a while.

 He was feeling so ashamed. He was told never to let it go that far inside again as it could be dangerous especially since it runs on battery. He met his wife. She asked the doctor what happened, the patient quickly said he was having pile. 

The doctor simply smiled and nodded. He understood. She bought the lie. They paid for the bills, drugs and went home...with the younger guy.

36 comments:

  1. What an awkward situation. Things are really happening.

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  2. Thank you for writing this awesome post. I'm a long time reader
    however I've never actually left a comment. I've bookmarked your site and shared
    this on Twitter. Many thanks again for a great
    post!

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  3. Enter your comment...wow! I love your series. Very interesting. Educative and informative.

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  4. It might even be the younger guy that was using the dildo on him. I wonder what would have happened if wife heard what really happened

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  5. ERS is my best post on SDK for now,i enjoy reading and I always learn a lot from it.

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  6. I'm here wondering how wide that place will be.😏πŸ˜₯

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  7. Lols
    PileπŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜

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  8. Strange world,gay yet married.na wa oooooo

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  9. Uncle is bisexual, loool nawa o

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  10. An awkward situation. Hope the younger guy won't want to spill later.

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  11. men with their lies,the wife is in trouble

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  12. Hmmm, I can imagine how wide that hole is now.

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  13. I really love this series. I'm planning to study medicine so I love everything hospital related. You write well too. Good job.

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  14. Stinking faggot .I pity the innocent wife. Most guys these days are bisexual, ladies open your eyes and pray before saying I do.
    I pray the wife finds out before they infect her with HIV..

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  15. Chisos. These men!

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  16. Interesting. Keep it up nurse.

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  17. This is really interesting, I have always overlooked this particular post on SDK but since i discovered how interesting it is i'm hooked! Thanks Nurse. Hey Stella the money you spent in training this Nurse was not a waste walahi!!!

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  18. Some wives know and are in denial about it. He should stick to the real thing and leave dildos.

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  19. To think that I usually skip this post. Thank you poster. You write well.

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    1. Yeah she sure writes well. Stella has some good writers on her blog. Doppelganger, this nurse, mama tee, iya Ibeji, Chikito. Their posts are very ok.

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  20. Just imagine, I pity the poor woman.

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  21. Kai,the world is a scary place abeg,its best the wife never knew why he came in to the ER but nothing stays hidden forever!

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  22. The man must be going through a lot. Maybe he was pressured to marry. No real gay man wants to sleep with a woman.

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  23. Why do I feel like I know this 'uncle'. Hmmmmmmmmmmm

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  24. 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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  25. Hmmm
    First time I'm reading this ER post
    Let me backdate n read others.

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  26. Hmmmm, na waooo.things are really happening o..

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  27. I almost got married to a very responsible looking, god fearing guy. Prob was dat he always wanted my face in his kini. One day i wanted to try and see how his asshole looked. Obviously penetrated multiple times. Na so I leave the guy o. ..no wonder he rose quickly in his career

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