The Gist:
Mama k, was deported back into her father’s-lands when she went to obodo oyinbo and broke bottle on a white man head.
Mama kay, is an elderly woman who is very popular in my neighborhood, as she wakes everyone up with swear. words and swearing every day.
When you pass by her window she swears, if you see her and greet her without she making attempt to greet you, you go receive swear as response .
The people who have lived in this vicinity know her styles and avoid her like a plaque while those who are new learn and adapt to it. Nobody was able to do anything about it, and there has been gossips flying around that eventually she would meet her match one day.
So this new family moved into their compound, and their room was opposite mama-kay room, and one fateful day trouble broke out between the two occupants and mama kay was as usual swearing , when the swears was too much to handle , the woman went to the police station and brought police to arrest her .
The next day mama-k was released as she has signed an undertaking not to swear anymore, immediately she got home and set her eyes on the family who got her arrested she started swearing . the following convo took place
Mama k: Haaa eyin le fi olopa mumi koni daa fun yin o (You arrested me it will not be well with you)
Woman: mama don’t forget you signed and undertaking that you won’t swear anymore
Mama k : Aye olopa oni daa kini je undertaking ( it will not be well with police, what is undertaking?)
The woman ignored her and went inside, mama k continued swearing whenever she set eyes on that family, that the family had to move out of the house before their rent expired.
The reason she swears is still unknown to us all , does old age make someone swear?
So dry. Jeez. BHS
ReplyDeleteLooool iya elepe. Well so.e people just live to swear naturally. I know a woman who swears like its going out of fashion. She even curses her son. Ko ni da fun e, ko ni ragba fun e, aiye baba re o ni da, aiye teacher ko ni da....etc. i just tire. May God help people like that to stop swearing.
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DeleteIya elepe
u fall hand with this gist today. wetin happen. ur gist dey sweet pass. was thinking she met someone who beat d swearing commot from her mouth. gist e o dun today
ReplyDeletemaybe they cursed her with swearing
ReplyDeleteWhen she is not ijebu that chew swear like garri
I hate swear words abeg.
My dear i hate swear words like mad. I guess thats why i never liked Ifu Ennada.
DeleteMadness.. Lols
ReplyDeletewhat kind of dry gist is this please!
ReplyDeletePls you people should not discourage her, her gist is ok
Deletemama nnuku are you the one asking why she likes to swear?
ReplyDeletewe all know that Yoruba people and swear words are like fish and water.
Yoruba that will want to wake up their kid in the morning they will use swear words like "jide! jide!! jide !!!jide !!!oloriburuku oloshi, jide joor"(stand up! stand up !!stand up !!!stand up!!! mad man ingrate, stand up joor)
Chike all dose translations na rubbish, u for ask now, its "dide" not jide infact all ur translations no gel
DeleteStella, why don't you fix a permanent day for this mama nnuku?
ReplyDeleteYou posted it on Saturday last week, today own is Friday. Next week it will be Saturday again. Why are you doing this girl like this?
Lmao.The neighbour gently ran away avoid wahala.If I were in hers shoes I will tear race too.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously why do people use swear words?
If you swear give me,I go package am back to you o.
She swears so much because she never got a good dicking in her life, the type that let your head spin and have you in a trance for weeks. Too bad she's too old to get some now. The power of the hood has transformed many loud mouth women and turned them into lambs.
ReplyDeletePls i love mama nnuku gist o. Everyday is not christmas na.
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