Monday In House News

 Monday sweet hailings....

MONDAY MEMO

I salute everyone today specially.........

I am too hungry for a long memo...I have not even had breakfast at all....

Wanna eat something now so comments fit delay small..please bear with me inugo? adim hungry.

Before i drop my golden pen, i want to officially announce that it has happened, it has happened ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

it has happened...I cant believe it!!!!

I will announce it tomorrow inside in house news!!!!

Please thank God for JeweluchiSDK.....God thank you. Chukwu dalu, oghene doooohhhh!!!!

Hugs to everyone!

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FROM THE COMMENT SECTION

 ''Stella you promised to draft an award post for bvs here please do .

Ummu and co deserve to be called out again and give her awards..

 una go list the names of all the bursted double ids ...

talita and co will get categories then will vote here with ids lol''

LOL.....Talita don repent so please do not single her out at all....I have honestly forgiven Ummu and her gang and moved on....It wont be a bad idea if you remember all the doubles IDs that ever existed on this blog.......I dont even have a problem with anyone having double ID but please dont use it for evil or scam...Someone can come up and say this is my business ID and my other ID sometimes i comment with both....Wouldnt that be great?

You list out all what you wanted me to do cos honestly i dont remember all.....I am beginning to think most of the IDs that vanished were double IDs and most ran away when Ummu was busted...LOL

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS

Sometime ago I had the privilege to apply for a remote job for monthly salary of $650, equivalent #975,000. I had all criteria met and chances are I'd be picked but the role demands I do what negates my faith and conviction. ...that i should Write a column in support of LGBT community, rights and liberty.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against these people but I don't support their lifestyle based on personal experiences.

I must confess I was tempted. Day one, I ran back to the mail and tried to apply but I resisted, day two, day three, same thing! Finally on day four, I completely deleted the mail and cleared every trace of it from my mailbox.
Do I need the money? Yes.
But would my peace be affected if I get the role? Yes!

Hmmmmmmmm one million naira to generate posts for them and you refused? Well different strokes for different folks....As long as it gives you peace then you did well....Some people will do anything for money....

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A BV STORY THAT WILL SHOCK YOU

Nene, is a business woman, she goes to the high sea with speedboat to buy big fishes and supply to big hotels and restaurants. Nene's husband Sunny, works as a security guard in a company, he mostly works at night.

Every night when Sunny, goes off to work another man comes over and spend the night with Nene.

This has been going on for a while, when somebody decided to tell Sunny, about his wife's sexcapades. One evening Sunny, pretended as if he was going to work as usual but he never went to work. He went and hid somewhere and waited.

At exactly 10pm there was a knock on the door, Nene and her man friend were startled by the sound and she asked who it was....her husband replied that he was the one and Nene opened the door. Meanwhile her man friend quickly dressed up. 

When Sunny, entered his bedroom and saw his best friend Victor, standing in the middle of the room he was furious. For how long have you been sleeping with my wife? Sunny, asked his friend. Victor, could not utter a word. 

Nene, said is not what you think my husband. Seeing that Sunny's attention has been shifted from him, Victor, ran out of the house.

Nene, told her husband that his friend is having some serious financial issues, so he came to ask her for a loan.

Sunny, told her she's lying that they told him Victor, comes to knack her everyday.

Nene, out of shame, made the biggest mistake of her life by swearing with the river that goes to buy fish from. Nene, told her husband that if she's indeed guilty of committing adultery let her drown in the river on her way to buy fish. What a stupid move. Knowing very well that she is guilty.

After swearing, her husband had no choice but to believe her. Because he understood the gravity of what his wife just did. 

A few days later Nene, and some women went off to the high sea as usual to buy fish, unfortunately the boat capsized. Everyone was saved except Nene. 

She was held back under the river for 3 days before she was released with her mouth cut off.  

It was as if the river people were angry with Nene for lying. When Nene's body came out from under the river after 3 days they were suppose to bury her immediately as tradition demands but Nene's older brother was working at a rig when he got the call about Nene's death. He told her husband to put her body in the mortuary till he returns. 

They put her in the mortuary. Nene, carried her bag and left the mortuary. She went straight to visit her neighbours one after the other to find out who ratted her out to her husband.

My mum was in the kitchen when she entered our house to confront my mum. 

My mum carried the hot kettle of water boiling on the cooker and told her to stay away or she would pour it on her. Nene took off. Went to the next flat, those ones ran out screaming.

She went to her husband's place of work the moment he saw her, he started cursing her ashawo ten ten kobo. He told her if she comes any closer he will kill her the second time. She took off. If you're not afraid of her, she will leave you alone.

She went to her man friends house Victor. That one ran out of his house and kept running till today nobody knows his whereabouts. 

When her brother came back, they decided to bury her quickly. They've already wasted so much time. They went to the mortuary to pick up her corpse. Nene don go night club. The attendance told them to come the next day that Star girl Nene has gone out.

They left and went back the next day with a strong native doctor that knows how to handle such cases.

When they got to the mortuary the attendance told them to wait for them to go and prepare her. After about 20mins the attendance came out and told them that I couldn't find Nene. 

Apparently Nene has covered her face with another person's face to confuse them. The native doctor told them not to worry that he will handle it.

He went inside the mortuary and did some things, Nene, finally looked like herself. They now packaged Nene's corpse into a casket and loaded it into the ambulance, time to go the balance refused to move. They tried everything Nene, refused to move. Her brother now opened the casket and started begging Nene. Something that looks like a smile appeared on Nene's face that assured her brother that she has agreed to go.

That was how they took Nene, across the river and buried her. Where they bury her kind. Once they take any corpse across the river to bury, the spirit of that person can never cross back to hunt anyone.

That was how the story of Star girl Nene, came to an end.

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KNOW THESE AND KNOW PEACE

1. Yahoo na stealing
2. Hook up na prostitution
3. Shisha na smoke no be sweet
4. Taskforce na agbero work
5. SA or PA to politician no be employment
6. Introduction no be marriage.
7. Cotonou na abroad
8. Say your husband dey post you no mean say him no dey cheat.
9. Popularity for Facebook no mean say you get money
10. Say INEC declare you no mean say court no go fit remove you.
11. Say you catch your wife no mean say she no go do am again.
12. Say him handsome no mean say him no dey beat woman.
13. Say she dey fast and pray no mean say she never do abortion before.
14. Say you dey call me boss, no mean say I be boss, you just wan bill me.
15. Say she fine no mean say she get better character
16. Say you dey see her fine pictures for social media no mean say she dey use iPhone (na abeg abeg send me those my pictures wey Dey your phone)
17.Say I borrow money from loan app no mean say I no get bright future
18.Say them send messages to all my contacts no mean say na them go repay the loan
19.Say you fine no mean say you go marry rich man or do big wedding
20.Say you know people no mean say u get connection
22.Say you and your husband Dey lie seriously for Fb on una birthdays no mean say love Dey una marriage
23.Say you dress well no mean say u don make am
24.Say u no like me no mean say God no go bless me
25.Say you dey form nawww no mean say u use one day reach where u dey today .
Last last God is the greatest.
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WEIRDFACTS

-----Emotional Intelligence is how well you identify and manage your emotions and react to the emotions of others. 

----Hugging or holding hands with someone special can instantly reduce stress.

----A protein in human saliva called histatin can help wounds heal faster.

----You'll never live a happy life if you always care about what others think about you.

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