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Friday, December 12, 2025

Friday Night Gisting Post/ Anonymous Night Post

Dont open this post without dropping any gist oh.......
Let us make this Interesting.........Go into anonymous mode and tell us something that will shock us.......Lets call thisa gisting and an anonymous night post so that while some are gisting us, some are shocking us..LOL
 

79 comments:

  1. Done and dusted!!!!!!!!!!!

    A job well-done....✌

    ASALGA --- More than just a local government.

    A people so hospitable, loving and accommodating. E remain for una to give me wife joinπŸ˜‚


    © TEEJAY

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    1. Thought you are/were married? Or you just bang them and move on??

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    2. Na everywhere you dey find wife? You no go marry like 50 wives like this so??

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    3. 20:31, if you believe that "he is married" stunt ehn, then you will believe that snow falls in Lagos.
      Baba that has given out himself many times without knowing.
      I know that there are people here too who do not believe his stories but make we just dey look.
      When he will want to talk about the imaginary wife, he will come and paint her in a bad light, like he did the last imaginary one.

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  2. My gist is a bit long but...

    That year, my father decided to join a dating app (2go). He now confided in me to help him create a profile.

    I told him the app wasn't for married people, but for singles, but this man told me shatap, that his married friend was also on the app. I said ok, why not meet this your friend to help you out then? He said noo, that it was the friend's son who helped his father create a 2go profile, and he didn't want that his friend to know he was joining too. Hian!

    That's how I helped him open a 2go account.

    He was in his 40s that year but as good daughter I put 60 years as his age on the app, (cos everything na double double πŸ’ƒπŸΌ), I also looked for his most unflattering photo and plastered as DP so that when all the young girls see a 60 year old man they would run from him thinking he's a grandpa. Is my beautiful step Mum a joke to you sir? Type shiiii❗

    Upon I was staying with his mother in another area, this man would drive all the way to my Grandma's, just because of 2go settings. Nawayaoo!

    Days later he came to me complaining that he's not seeing young girls near by o, it's only agbayas, that the only young girl he'd seen is in the far North, so what are we going to do about it?

    I said there's nothing to be done again o. He then used his hand and ported to Facebook after uninstalling the 2go app.

    Early this year, someone made me understand that some dating apps algorithms match/pair users with people around their own age. It now made sense why my Dad kept seeing more of his AGE MATES on 2go. Chai!

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    1. Hahahaha 🀣🀣
      Your Epa is jaiye jaiye man.

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    2. Hahaha, you wicked, you no want epa see another girl to add to your stepmother

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    3. 🀣😍🀣😍🀣Bad shild

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    4. You're very funny πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
      Wicked daughter

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    5. Hahahahaha... "Wucked"!

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    6. 🀣🀣🀣🀣
      Make una no vex, that man been dey worry. It's sad how they won't be celebrating the Christmas with us. They have gone to join my Mum. May their souls rest in peace

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  3. #TheWeekend πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸ’ƒ

    How y’all doing tonight? Got home not too long ago and did laundry 🧺 I had boiled unripe plantain with egg veggies sauce …I’m making suya with air fryer to download it with a glass of Cooper & Thief red wine 🍷 the guys are going to the club later

    I’m watching my favorites classic oldies on YouTube while I make the suya….on my playlist tonight

    *Forget me not - Patrice Rushen
    *A night to remember - Shalamar
    *When the going gets tough - Billy Ocean
    *The Finest - SOS Band
    *Rock Steady - The Whispers
    *Midas touch - The midnight stars
    *Good times - Chic
    *Together forever - Rick Astley
    *I want to be your man - Zapp & Roger
    *Ain’t nobody - Chaka Khan
    *Dance party - Eddie Grant
    *Thinking about your love - Kenny Thomas
    *Trapped - Colonel Abraham
    *Rhythm of the night - DeBarge
    *Don’t be cruel - Bobby Brown
    *Always - James Ingram
    *Saturday love - Cherrelle Ft Alexander O’Neal
    *Encore - Cheryl Lynn
    *Love come down - Evelyn Champagne King
    *Fresh - Kool & The Gang

    Get groovy πŸŽ‰
    Get funky 🎊
    Get jiggy πŸ₯³

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    1. Thinking about your love 🎢🎢
      Happy weekend Paris dear 🍹

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    2. Niceeeee 🎢 she's so fresh, she's fresh fresh
      Exciting, she's so exciting to me girl 🎢
      How do you get the spices for the suya? How do you make it?
      Ehn ehn... What happened to that IJGB bro? πŸ˜‰

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  4. So this Karis boyspray(rejoice)wey person they manage, all of a sudden, Then begin hype hm for Tiktok now the boyspray price don go up and the thing no even they market again self.
    I say make I buy one today, for the line nobody get hm, nah for one small shop wey I no even except I see hm, my spirit just tell me to try the last shop and last time.

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    1. TikTok hype can be annoying with thier too much yet educative hype.
      causing surge in prices unnecessarily 🀦‍♀️

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    2. Ordinary "body spray", you cannot spell.
      Odiegwu!

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  5. I'm home watching the low priest on Africa Magic Showcase.
    I've closed for the year πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ. I will be going to 042 for the holidays. I really need this rest. I haven't gone on annual leave for 3 years now.
    I have 2 parties to attend on Sunday.

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    1. Rest very, it's the most wonderful time of the year ☃️⛄

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    2. Oh wow... You truly need the rest! Happy holidays πŸ₯‚

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    3. Safe safe Pretty. Have fun

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  6. ‎We are outside here for my friend Epa✌️
    ‎Wake keeping/celebration of life of Epa..
    ‎Aged 99 years as you can see na him supposed die nah not weπŸ™„
    ‎Please can someone shayo here like this
    ‎Just asking for a friend πŸ€”
    ‎After all my friend and siblings dey laf anyhow here na we go come dey cry? no wayπŸ€”

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    1. Una doh. 90 years na celebration of life well spent πŸ€—
      So shayo or maya is allowed dear πŸ˜„ Just drink responsibly.

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    2. ‎Igbaa,guy if you see my dancing step this night eeh you go know 🧚🦸 bending my waist already oooh!
      ‎Anonymous/gisting night,bring it on I will be coming to read plus shayoing πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
      ‎Marie and pure Nwannem which one I go fess drink sef, nothing concerns again πŸ˜‚
      Lora bae 99 years no be beans joorπŸ˜…,may we all live to grow old Amen

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    3. Wow 99 whole years. May his soul rest in peace. Babe go on and sip something even if it's small

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  7. I want to first of all confirmed if am anon before they Weill catch me

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    1. You're in anon mode
      Pls give us gist 🀣🀣

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    2. You are my dear, bring it on😘

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    3. Lol, you are anon. Oya, drop the gist πŸ™‚

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    4. Carry gist come naa

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  8. IF YOU DROPPED A CHRONICLE I WILL POST IT NEXT WEEK......

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  9. This golden tooth we were talking in the Ihn this afternoon made me remember my grandmother of blessed memory, she was an Alhaja, she had a golden tooth she made when she went to mecca, she was based in Ilorin so when she requested to come and visit us in Lagos my eldest brother would tease her that she should not try it oo, that Lagos is a very rough and rugged place those bad boys can kidnap her and remove her golden tooth she got really scared and decided not visit us again 🀣

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    1. Lmao 🀣🀣 Mama will not like Lagos again o.
      My landlady in Ago has 3 gold teeth. Says she has been to Mecca thrice.

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    2. Am telling you she no gree come visit us again o🀣 na we always go visit her during festive period.

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    3. Anuty Chrismu 🀣

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  10. This cross carpeting going on with our politicians is not helpful at all.
    You were elected under a party who spent money and time campaigning for you ,only out of selfishness you dumped the party and moved to another.
    What kind of rubbish is that? There should be able stipulating that if you move,you lose your seat. In that case there will get some senses and discipline.

    Not the best at all. What has APC done that all of them are dumping their parties for? Hardship, banditry, kidnapping, suicide, herdsmen,, iswap, etc what is really going on?

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    1. I've always thought about this too, I wish it can be done that way.

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  11. I was doing house girl for one popular politician and I was cooking and bathing the babies his wife only cook his meal while I cook for the children his wife and myself and there is one fridge that is always padlock πŸ”. And they didn’t not ever send me to collect something from that particular fridge
    . One day after I bring back the children from school and the driver dropped us me and the children I went inside to bath the children and I saw one big heavy key that madam forget on her bed when she was rushing for their politiCns wife meeting party so I decided to try it to open the fridge padlock and the thing open hmmmm I saw different part of human parts in the fridge hayyyyy different hand leg inside the big deep freezer everything has ice block. because am too scared that madam will come and cut me I didn’t close the fridge again I just carry my handset and ran for my dear life. Why I was running the driver was asking me why am running fast I told him that madam call me on phone to meet her at junction and collect party rice I cried that day 😭😒In 2018 and my salary is 300k and I was 17 years. Am hiding in my grandma village since and I always see the politician in tv and news. Thanks his he didn’t know my house Godddd

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    1. Not surprised. If you all know what you peoples politicians are into, hmmmmmmm!

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    2. That means he eats only human meat. That's why his wife only cooks for him. She cooks the human meat for him. That's what his herbalist said he should be eating to retain his powers and wealth.

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  12. At work, I have my office Christmas party tonight πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ wondering what to wear

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  13. @Mejay:: haaaaa that 2go of a site reminds me of many years ago when I asked my niece staying with me to help me create an account for dating. .This girl kept saying Aunty you don't need it. I said do it. She reluctantly did it and put a wrong age for me making all those small small boys be disturbing me. And I couldn't change. I just had to delete. I was so annoyed.

    So I can understand your popsy mindset

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  14. I am indoors the whole day. Not funny at all. So this is how it feels to be jobless.

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  15. Good evening Stella and BVs, please when dropping anon gist make sure you’re coded if not… hmmmm
    I posted a gist here about my neighbor and I think her husband is a silent bv cos he gave her the beating of her life that she has been going about spoiling his name. I’m the only one she discussed this with. Segun if you can see this then trust me, I’m coming for you in a way that is going to shock you your pen is

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    1. Segun, oniranu oshi.

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    2. Is it the one that was using his penis to rub his 8 months old daughter's punani?

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  16. A Family Friend's Wife lost her Father.
    So She travelled Home, On Wednesday the Husband ( our Family Friend) decided he want to Celebrate the Death of his FIL,So he Drank so Much Alcoholic Herbal drink, and Smoked.
    Guysss he didn't Wake Yesterday.
    His 1st Child a Son took his 2 Siblings out of the House that he wanted to Fumigate the House,While Plans were going to tell his Wife,A Friend of the Wife called her and broke the News, the Wife Started Screaming and Running,that she was coming to Lagos that he won't have died if She was around,She has not Woken up till now Since Yesterday.
    Very Sad incidence,loosing Father and Husband in a Span of 5 days.
    No Whiskey for me Tonight. Let me drink Water Mbok.
    Hello Everyone!!!

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    1. Kai, this is sad. May God grant her the fortitude to bear the loss. May their souls rest in peace.

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  17. This fat man that I’m dating is always telling me that I should reduce the way I eat meat and suya but if I buy 8k suya he will eat like 5k or 6k own and telling me that I’m adding weight and my arm is now Christian mother hand I’ll star gym on Monday and he must join me in the gym too

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    1. If you are not a sugar baby then he won't speak to you like that

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  18. Today 12/ 12 is a special day for me. Reason best known to me but God knows.
    God, you are God of all creation. Perfect all that you have started. Never let me be put to shame. Amen!

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  19. I love my wife so so much but I can’t stop cheating on her is so sad if this woman leave me then it’s suicide but satan has decided to use me

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  20. Am doing online hookup and one pastor invited me to his house but as I arrive he said I will knack him and his wife 3sum. Wow I did it anyway and the pay was three times what I’ve ever made since my two months in the business it’s been weeks. This man’s wife is a piece of hot cake 😍😍so I called them only to see they have blocked me everywhere
    Hope the did not use my enemy for Christmas money

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    1. This your fabu e dey mad gan...weldone ma

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  21. Helping my oga to sell okrika wears and I find 300 dollars in one of the pocket of jeans trouser but I told my oga that it’s 100 dollars I saw now he collected it without giving me shishi thank god I didn’t give him everything

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  22. Last is my birthday and all this man brought from abroad is the 20 in one earrings I gave it to my little nieces and the whole thing faded instantly staining their clothes and causing irritation to their skin. Whenever is this man’s birthday I celebrate with good gifts and cash. Why is my own always different why. Tani mo sΓ¨ 😭😭😭😭😭 is not me that you will follow to 2026 o uncle Dennis

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  23. Just finished my balcony Christmas decor and I absolutely love it!

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    1. I just imagining how beautiful it will look with those colorful lights glittering at night awww😍

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  24. My wife caught me cheating on our matrimonial bed and she has refused to forgive me even after I’ve begged her severally this woman still went ahead and cheated on me with someone I know. I hacked her WhatsApp and saw it all. I’m so pained and an Esan man… Let me end it here

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    1. Correct wife. No time to check time.

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  25. Boiling rice with coconut milk with little butter and carrots is the truth! Then pair it with a plate of delicious stew πŸ˜‹.

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  26. Some people don’t have any anonymous post to post but when others post they will come here and start shouting FABU how did you know it’s fabu or are you staying in the same house with the person that post that post
    If you have story bring it but if you don’t have then allow others to post and breeef

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    1. So, so far, have you seen/read anyone "shouting FABU", ehn, 21:02?

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  27. I fuck my manager last week and am so ashame of going to office again

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  28. Currently watching the movie "Brown Sugar."
    Tina Mba is an actress of inimitable gait and dexterity. I just love the way she carries herself. She is a phenomenal actress that delivers consistent, stellar and nuanced performances.

    And oh my God! I Gotta give it up for Eronini Osinachi..that guy is got serious skills, no lie. No be cho cho cho.
    Eronini Osinachi is just a standout. Such a skilled, natural, incredible actor. Infact, He is a force!

    You guys should watch this movie; it explores an age gap romance between a 60-year-old woman and a love-struck
    29-year-old man and I am loving it.

    Still on it. Make I go finish am abek

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  29. Let me go Anon on this
    My period was late for 3days which is very unusual..I decided to get a PT strip yesterday and it came out positive..I nearly wan run mad 😒😒

    We have two kids already and we are struggling to survive at d moment(both jobless)..So a new baby doesn't even fit in d picture at all..I dey sdk dey hustle for giveaway..another problem come show face..I am not happy at all🀦🀦

    I intend to get rid of it..we can't afford to cater for another baby now..
    May God forgive me😒😒

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    1. So why did you fuck raw in your ovulation and expect not to take in

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  30. Hubby said babe get ready we are getting freaky tonight and practicing new things so I am hanging out and getting high to be in mood cos me Chi cannot fall hand oooo
    Have a peaceful night rest my people

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  31. You think you will abandon me and marry someone else

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  32. My people TGIF o. I salute those people wey collect t giveaway. E sure me say some go use that money enter town and pick olosho tonight. E too sure πŸ˜…

    Na end of year party I dey so o. The enjoyment too much sotey na just now I remember say Friday night post dey o πŸ˜‚

    I still dey pray make I collect award so that man pikin go fit enjoy this Xmas o. My friend wey block me still never pay me. Them talk say after party dey so e be like say I no go fit enter my joint to look olosho tonight πŸ˜’

    Stella say make we drop shocking story. My own happen one rainy night when I go my joint go drink. After I manya finish, I dey stagger go enter my car. Na so I see one better girl with big bwess standing near my car. And big bwess na my weakness. I come call am say how far. As she dey talk na as I go devour the bwess just dey my mind. I noticed she had a Ghanaian accent and spoke very well. I say make I try Ghana olosho jare. I ask am say where she dey go say make we go feel fine na πŸ˜‰

    As she enter motor, na so she comot Bible come start to dey preach for me o. I ask am where she dey stay. She say na prayer city. Dey tell me say God say make she carry me go mountain top make we go pray. I come say this one na crase woman or druggie o. I don go carry gbese o 😱

    I tell am say I no dey go again say make she drop o. She say inside rain? Say she must follow me go sleep for my house o. I thought of dragging her out but I no wan abandon am for road inside rain. So I just carry am go one hotel nearby say na there I dey stay o πŸ˜…

    As we got down, I say make we go bar go drink first. And this Christian girl come say make dem give am Star 😳. I say make dem give am two. Me sef order my beer dey drink as I dey listen to her jargons. As I see say she don dey feel at home, I tell am say I dey come. Make I go piss. Na so I japa o. Till today I no just know wetin do the girl for there o. I felt bad but that was the only way to escape the mad woman 😒

    Last week, when I reach my car, my chicken don weak. E no even fit do kukuruku again. E don tire come just dey look me. As I reach house, I just go dash one woman for street o. Make the chicken no go die for my house. By Sunday, I saw the chicken dey bully other chickens for road. E don gallant. When e see me, e pick race πŸ˜‚

    Make I continue my enjoyment jare. Happy weekend.

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