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Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Marrying a Short Man ......Funny Joke.


I bind even any short friend from my life..............lol

32 comments:

  1. Amen to that...Short guys are a total turn off for me...if you ain't up to 6ft, take a walk brodah

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  2. me sef...i join bind in jesus name

    @spy

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  3. What has height got to do with what's on the inside of a person? We need to come to a point where we value people based on their personalities instead of the physical.

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    1. That's how short people consoles themselves i feel ur pain short man!

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    2. Short men get serious issues oh!

      If d guy come know book or get money that is d end!

      I thankGod 4 giving a tall guy to marry

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    3. Lmaooo you guys are meeeann? Eyyy

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  4. U neva find husband na cause wen u dey ur papa houz tire even dwarf u no go see...most times is not all abt d package na d content.All dis people are God's creature they didn't create diaselves biko.. #straightface#

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  5. Pls blog visitors, how can i overcome the feeling of rejection that permeates my pores. Each time something negative happens i feel abandoned even by God.

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    1. Weneva Ʊ feel abandoned or depressed pls read 1saiah 43 vs 1-4,Isaiah 49 vs 14-16,Matthew 28 vs 20, John 3 vs 16.

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    2. Get closer to God.He's the greatest comforter.

      Know your God.Serve him with all your heart.U'll see a difference.

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    3. Please put religion to one side abeg... Now back to the question, you need to work on yourself, speak to someone you can trust and that's is really old, they know better, cos that is the next thing to a therapist... Once you love and understand yourself, nothing will shake you, even rejection from the whole nation will not move you... No church or prayer can help with that, you just need to build your self esteem and confidence, that way, you can always pick yourself up when you are down..

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  6. Short men have an inferiority complex even Kevin Hart has it and he is not afraid to say so I dated one he was always accusing me of looking for tall guys so i could leave him I had to run so far away from that one.

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  7. luca iz a shot pesin 4m d way iz tukin.

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    1. Azin dis luca shit got me laffing loud hahahahahahahaha

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  8. Loool this has got to be the funniest post ever!

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  9. She is so right. Marry the content and ignore the container. Many short men where I am, prefer much taller women and would even buy them six inches Louboutins to accentuate their height so they tower over them when they go out. Nothing wrong in that. A short man feels powerful with an IROKO woman standing next to him. It's all good.

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  10. Short men again?
    Stella don't make some pple dat come to ur blog feel bad about themselves!
    Everyone commenting here can't possibly be tall.we all can't be tall cos pple have different biological makeup all created in God's image.
    Btw I notice gals that always like saying 'my guy must be tall' most of them are very short and ugly sef.
    Have a friend in that category,she will not look at a short guy or guy her height twice talk more of dating,and I used to ask her,Madam choosy,so what have u got to offer in height?nothing!but u will be blabbing#very annoying
    She's still waiting for Mr Tall and handsome to come marry her,shes getting close to 40 now.so what's d point?pride!and posts like this don't help either.
    NB:i am a very tall lady and my hubby is tall too so it's not painment Kk,guys?
    Ok bye*in Stella's voice

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  11. But do u know most short guys with flat buttocks hv long big dicks. What they lack in height, are replaced inside their trousers. Let one short man handle u I bet u'll xperienced d kind of orgasm u've never had b4

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    1. Lmao!! Biko most short guys have very short dicks oh! D worst are d fat short guys, well i no fit shout! I once rejected a short oil man dat wanted to marry me last year, 2dae he is married to a tall woman and am 24 and still waiting 4 d Mr Tall oh!! I know dat God's plans 4 me are plans of good nd nt evil, so i'll patiently wait on my God to send me my TALL hubby!

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  12. @ anon September 18, 2013 at 2:00 AM my first BF was short. He has a big dick.

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  13. Lmaf plss don't like short guys ooo, but long guys dick wan finish me, jst dated a few short guys of recent, jst realized there dick is usually very small...one's dick was as small as my thump*dats a total turn off for me** but anoda one's d**k was manageble, plss I love tall guys with *OK* dick.

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  14. I'm in love with a short guy o. I have all d tall cute men drooling over me and here I am dying for a short man who does not care much about me. Irony!

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  15. Drz more 2a man dan his height, got 2realise dt after I left my ex (supposedly ideal man). Used 2brag amongst my friends dt I can never marry a short man until I met my fiancee......he swept me off my feet wiv his heart of gold. He's more of a man dan most tall men I knw. A man's personality shld be d yardstick 2define him, not his outward apperance. Dts y most ladies marry wrong,we set plenri statistics dt even we can't measure up to.I'm d envy of all my friends now and we used 2sit 2geda and diss short men. If U̶̲̥̅̊ see a tall man dat treats U̶̲̥̅̊ like a queen by all means stay wiv him and if he isn't tall, its not enuf 2make a mistake of a life time.

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  16. My husband is 5ft 2inche. His dick is lord. Big wella to my teast. But he look for trouble too much

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  17. na una Sabi. which YEYE short man handle who? na una

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  18. How's the swamps? From the pictures you look rather dark! I'm like hot damn! She black! I miss you, men. :( I haven't had a good laugh in a while... & those are beneficial to my survival! The day after you left I woke up & I was about to call you.. to tell you come over.. but I remembered you left me.. *sigh* oh, I had a dream about Joshua.& Cole..*awkward silence*.[can't say the details via internet] ;) I've been talking to my host family and what not. They love me.. already.. I think. I was talking to someone about you. & they said: When she comes back maybe she can make better rice now.. & they miss you as well. I don't know the exact date of when I leave but I hope its after you come back! So I can see you in real life again.. before my journey.. *sobs* Please be safe out there, young grasshopper. I LOVE YOU MAN! *sends virtual hug* Oh, it’s a girl going to the same place as I am.. & she asked me to teach her English.. but she’s from a Spanish speaking country!

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  19. lol its really funny video thanks for sharing it i really like it.

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