Remember the MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS post where we had a great laugh telling each other how it happened.I remember laughing all through the week and i just wondered if all the new blog visitors missed this post and would like to share their most embarrassing moment with us.
''Skimpy said:
Stella,wat a co-incedence, my most embarrassing moment was just dis morning(about 30mins ago) on my way to church,d high heel(wedge which i bought yday) i wore to church today fell me yakata for ground,people laugh me ehhhh, no be small thinz,to crown it
all,there was no service cus of Camp,to turn back,i no fit cus of d fear of falling again and d people laughing @ me.I called my sweetheart to come pick me,he lives in Ojodu,bur b4 he wud get here,time for don go,so i had to call my brother to bring Okada to pick me. As if dat was not enuff,i didn't know one of d pair of shoe had fallen from d bike,twas wen i got home i noticed it,meaning i had to change into someth comfortable and go back to trace d shoe. Omo mhenn,i suffer today º°˚˚°ºoo !!! #coveredface#....''
Evie Daniels said:
''Yep I remember this too.. During my first time in the UK, I was with a few of my school mates, we went into Edmonton green bus station, immediately I stepped in I heard this loud statement "for safety and security reasons please keep all your belonging with you" and I turned to my mates and said " I hate these white people, they are so racist" they looked at each other and asked why? I said " they made that announcement, just because I came into the station... I never knew it was something they said every 30 mins or so, it made me look like a complete fool''
....Whats your most embarrssing moment?
Someone would come now and be like..."First to comment"...share your fool experience jare make we read!
ReplyDeleteAnd u have just shared urs.
DeleteWhat have you done?
DeleteDon't go nd read ur book!
DeleteMy own bad o. I'm a size 16. Was invited for a Christian naming ceremony, i got there very late after all the good seats had been taken so I had to seat on a plastic white chair on a tiled floor, Jesus! As I sidon, na so chair slide, break and I was on the floor, they brought the second chair, same thing, chair break. Chai! All eyes were on me. I knew it wasn't my weight but the slippery floor but the way people kept staring at me, it was like " this iya akpati wan destroy the whole chairs for here O". Had to stand through the crest of the ceremony before dem tell me to pay for chairs. Shame no let me drink water there sef, not to talk of food.
DeleteMy most embarrassing moment happend some years back, I was liking this girl and rily wanted to get her one on one, the day she agreed to pay me a visit was the day I ate beans, oh my lord, she was sitting thr pretending to watch d movie I had put on for her while my tummy was singing the second stanza of the national anthem! Well, she neva visited me anymore n I felt ashamed anytime I see her with her friends cos I knw she wud av told them what hapnd.
DeleteI've been embarrassed too many times by the same thing. Shit! The worst was traveling from Lagos by road wayyyyyyy back and I begged the useless driver to stop and he was shouting that I've planned with armed robbers on the road to rob the bus so e no go stop. See me inside bus wey get ac dey sweat like who dey dig grave. I just said "driver I go shit for body o". Didn't even know how I had the liver to say that. Everyone in the bus started shouting "ah driver you no go stop?". He stopped and I came down. The shit no come hold me again. I was upset as hell. Got back in the bus and we moved. Like 3 mins after o boy see activity! Na tears o. The guy stopped at an abandoned gas station and I ran to d back. I offloaded the first consignment and shifted base for the second, one man came out of the bush with gun shouting in Yoruba that I should get out of his farm. Shit leave me. I entered the bus back. Na there my eye neat! See shame. I just quiet the whole time. No energy to talk. In short the other experiences are just as embarrassing.
DeleteMy own story is. I went to lagos to buy clothes for my budding clothes biz o and decided to hook up with a crush. His friend chose to carry us to pick up the things, I no look the car I enter o. Nne as we dey gist I just went out to cuss out guys driving range rover, how they're arrogant and all and maybe without pocket cash sef, the guys no stop me while I ran my mouth. As we reach location, I come down. To move goods inside booth, I discovered I've been in a range all along. I nearly peed on myself. I begin dey apologise.
DeleteHow does a girl enter a car sef without knowing which?
No cuss me o mbok
When my hubby and I met, first night we were doing it I had running tummy. Instead of respecting myself and avoiding sex I refused. Next thing I pooped on the bed. I thought it was going to be a silent fart but it wasn't. Five years and 2 kids later we still laugh about it
ReplyDeleteOMG! I envy your love oh n I tap into the blessing. God will do my own soonest even tho am going thru a rough patch, all will be well. May God continue to bless ur marriage.
DeleteVery vEry funny
DeleteI'm sure u and your husband are Yoruba ppl. Na dem dey like dirty like dat
DeleteAnon 11.59am, God Almighty has already done it for you! Even though you're going through a rough patch, remember He does not give us more than we can bear. And when the load is much, He will give us a way up. God bless you babe.
DeleteAnon 12.07 why so bitter and tribalistic? So what if they are Yorubas?
The anonymity provided by the Internet allows stupidity an unparalleled platform to express itself. My good people, on the day intelligence and decorum were shared in heaven, stupidity and her brethren went to a party and missed out. They are totally blameless. Allow them their parade.
DeleteYou pooped! Where u hide face? Tufiakwa! LoL.
DeleteLmao @ anonymous 12:07 PM. You totally cracked me up! You be mumu Sha
DeleteAnonymous 8.34, what's funny? Ode! Am sure they are ibo's, I mean who else laff's about there own shit!
DeleteWhen i went to pick up my younger sister from school last week. I wore theses really nice shorts, not remembering it had torn so bad to the extent the tear reached my butt. I didnt understand wwhy every1 was givn me a stare until i got home and decuded to change my clothes! Choi! Shame wan kill me! But thank God i wore a firly decent boxers... hehehehehe
ReplyDeleteChoi! See the razzness that was spotted on the streets of Sokoto
My most embarrassing moment was just recently,I went for my international passport at ikoyi,took "keke napep" from d passport office to obalende cos dat is d only option at dat moment;I was supposed to stop at a place whr bus going to ketu ojota bus plies,I told d driver to slow down a bit cos I noticed dere was a rush on dat same bus plying my route,my instinct at dat moment was to alight frm d "keke napep" dat was on motion...men,see fall! I was on my ralph polo and a chucks.I fell like an elephant and everybody at obalende was staring at me!!!I felt like disappearing at dat point in time...my swag just disappear na shame just over shadow me...men it wasn't funny oooo!
ReplyDeleteTony
Lmao
Deletelol at d racist guy.....my most embarrassing mo was when i was still a single babe...was wearing diz soft shirt and i went to school...it rained that dey and mehn i was wet...my nipples were standing erect and i had this perv staring at me all hours in class...i was ashamed..
ReplyDeleteMy Most embarassing moment.
ReplyDeleteWas a wednessday service in church,
We (me and mum) were alredy late for church service.
My mum was so much in a hurry.
And so I got dressed quikly and I drove down to church.
Oboi! Na so we enter church,
Dance n sidon finish,
Hen!
My mama say, pinkshell look at ur feet.
Omo, I wan enter ground.
Lo and behold I wore 'DIFFERENT COLOURS OF LARGE SIZE FLIPFLOPS' to church.
My mama don laff die for wia sh sidon.
Den she asked me to pass it over to her.
I felt lik crying dat day, I insisted n told her nt to boda.
I waited till d church got empty b4 I ran out ooo. #Chai!
You sure say na flipflop abi baffroom slippas
DeleteHehehehe
DeleteNa d same tin na
Flip flops and bathroom slippers.
Only diff is, dat particular 1 wasn't d regular cheap bathroom slipas.
Its d thick 1s that com in large sizes.
Lwkmd. Serious large size flip flops o .
DeleteStella that was my best blog post ever, I laughed my husband thought I was running mad.
ReplyDeleteI read the part 1 and since then, I've been trying to remember any embarrassing moment and I still can't. I believe it's because I turn any situation into a joke and folks won't remember the incident, but the joke..
ReplyDeleteLike 2 days ago, on my way to my office, I almost fell down and the men there were staring at me. I said, shebi kings men and women could not put humpty dumpty together again. Well, I wonder if the 6 of you can put me together if I fall. They all laughed and that was the end... Just this morning, as I arrived my office compound, one of them saw me and said, madam, you be clown sha and we laughed...
Are u married Yomi? U have all the qualities I want in a wife from what I can see and read that u write
DeleteHmmm.madam so you get office. .na wao..
DeleteMr. man, r u trying to start controversy? How can u ask her dat on a social platform? Cant u mail her.. Na wa o.
DeleteRubbish!! See the jargon wey she dey write like mumu. Thank goodness you know say you be humpty dumpty and I con add piggy for you. Yeye, which office you dey go? Oniro, 24 hours on the Internet, I must popular by force. Yes, Oluyomi na you I dey follow talk!!
DeleteAnon you r so full of hate I will continue to attack all Oluyomi's hater on all blogs she is such a sweet person and real too dunno what yall want from her
DeleteAnon 2:27 you be tolotolo I swear...jst de hate for nothing....you no get identity so we no know you!!
DeleteSee the nonsense wey you just type and it sounds funny to you? You do not have to comment on every post, humpty! The saying, "silence is golden" applies to you
DeleteAnon 6:29 abeg no vex, Tolotolo na my name for this blog, no dey use am Yab person o! You fit call that anon wey you dey Yab fowl sha, nothing spoil but Tolotolo mbanu! Na me be dat o!!
Deleteyet to encounter a most embarraing moment
ReplyDelete#Na me talk am#
My most embarassing moment was when my Bf,his friends and I we're out and all of a sudden on d road dis mad guy was shouting (tosin mo ri e o)which means tosin I saw u...oh boy come and see stares from ma bf & his peepz d next tin I saw was a guy throwing stone at d mad guy & saying(ma pami pa)which means don't call me to death b4 we all knew iwaz dat guy d mad man was refering to...iwaz later I got to know he is an addict & dah was wat made him cwazie....Lmao
ReplyDeleteLmfaoo
DeleteCreamytosin is that you?
Delete@anon 1:05pm Abeg who know me for stella's blog ooo & yes its me creamytosin any thing 4 d girl?
DeleteIn class,I messed during lectures. Everybody was getting up to leave the place and wen I wanted to leave too,one guy said,abeg siddon there oo. No carry that smell come this side. Jeeeeeeez. I nearly peme.
ReplyDeleteDis s d best bro!!!!u wan suffocate all of dem abi???lmfao...u don forget say mess na diffusion;wich involves d movement of mess frm a lower concentration area to a higher concentration area thru a semi-permeable menbrane(which is ur anus)...LWKMD
DeleteTony
Hahahahaa he burst ur bubbles.
DeleteThis reminds me of d day I went for D n C, as d nurse was positioning me on d theatre bed b4 d doc could come. she made me hang my legs on that thing...I don't know wat its called, as fear hold me ontop there na so silent mess just dey come out from my anus, and d nurse was standing right infront of my pussy... The worst is that d smell sef turn my belle and d nurse no talk. I left that place wondering wether she percived my mess.
I've already made peace with God, so just keep moving.
This Irene Bernards can lie oh! How many embarrassing stories do u have? In part one u had one or two as well! Wetin?! Haba! Liars go to hell fire oh
DeleteAnon. 12.30,u never see anything ooo.lol. If u near me,diffusion na my name.
DeleteOga that ur through a semi permeable membrane na osmosis u just described.
Deletemess na pure diffusion.
please note the difference
Anon bad belle,anoda one dey come. I was at UBA Aba Road last week. I was just catwalking in feeling like Beyonce. I no no say my lace top don tear for left armpit. From armpit to shoulder side. Na one lady wey tell me ooo. I ran into my vehicle n went home. No more going to any other place. Anon ntoooooooooi
DeleteAnon. 12.30,u never see anything ooo.lol. If u near me,diffusion na my name.
DeleteAnon 11:49, I can imagine. It must have been the fear/anxiety of what was about to happen that caused the tummy rumbling and subsequently the fart. It's happened to me too, I felt so pressed like I was going to poo even rushed to the toilet cos my tummy was rumbling so bad, the doctor just smiled when I returned and told me it was my nerves playing on me.
DeleteAm glad you have moved on, I have too, God bless.
Lwkmd.
DeleteI'm in stitches
Still lol
dis make me laugh like am crazy @Irene thnx please kip dem coming.
DeleteI was 16 and my older brother found a condom in my trousers and showed it to my dad, my Dad asked me what those condoms were doing in my pocket, I told him I don't know that maybe my brother put it in there so he (my dad) would flog me, I was so embarrassed.
ReplyDeleteDry!
DeleteOkay I'm already laughing most embarrassing moment wasn't me but I was so embarrassed on this girl's behalf. We were at Zenith bank and this extremely fat chic was leaving the bank she entered those their bank doors and the computer voice said "PLEASE EXIT ONE AT A TIME" na only she enter oooo her fat ass was too embarrassed to come out of the door Computer voice kept yelling everybody for bank just de laugh I was so embarrassed for the girl. Security had to come and reset the door before she could go out. She was brave sha if na me I for faint in shame!
ReplyDeleteStorrry
DeleteYou are such a LIAR and this your comment is an embarrassment to you. Which security door stops two people from entering bank in Naija, u should probably inform me incase I don't know.
Delete@anon 5:46- don't call someone a liar if u don't know d facts. Bank doors in Naija are set by weight. The lady's weight obviously exceeded that. If 2 people pass thru d door at d same time, it means their combined weight r not up to d set one. Get it!!! Now stop being insulting and feeling brave cos u signed as anonymous. It's cowardly.
DeleteMine was wen I fell in my sch play ground bck den in second sch mehn see fall. Everybody was staring including guys I was making yanga 4.
ReplyDeleteI don't have one. I no get shame. Nothing embarrasses me. I remember in my year one, I went to read in faculty of Agric, i now dozed off and messed, i woke up after the mess, people were staring at me, I just carried my books and asked them " una no dey Mess?". I wasn't even embarrassed. I no get shame abeg. That's the only thing I forgot to ask God for- SHAME!!!
ReplyDeleteSamehere ooo me too I gat nothing to say cos I gat no shame.. but d comments here WOW me. Stellina love u scars.
Deleteyee! THIS Is d best so far. i don laugh tire!!
DeleteStella ha u biko,d first val with my fiance.I ordered for chicken and rice dey brought d food and cutlery and me don't know how to use them wen I attempt using d knife and fork d whole chicken just fell on the ground.Come see as pple dey look me thank God for my bobo boldness he just picked d chicken and tore it apart with his hands.MAMA TEE
ReplyDeleteThere was dis guy dt was wooing me then nd I was doing shakara, so one night we took a stroll, I wantedd 2 cross 2 d oda side ddt leads 2 my house, I thought the wood on d gutter was stong nt knwing its a paper wood, mhen b4 I cld shout "YE" I saw my self @ d bottom of d gutter o worst part is dt d gutter wasn't dry...e jst do me say make I pass there faint
ReplyDeleteIt rained, was going to a frnd's aus, got to her aus, didnt enter the room, pulled off my clothes, walked in only to meet a guy..... And am very light skinned, thank God say I neva comot my bra and pants.... And I sabi the guy wella.......
ReplyDeleteWhat has "light skin" got to do with it comment. Nonsense
DeletePlease you might be educated but you sound so silly by spelling house as aus. God help us all
Delete'Light skin' telling yhu how bright I would av looked, and 'aus' sure yhu got it, was it that badt? Ohk o, 'house' ni gba yen o. And yhu dont av to use sum words to correct....
Deletena d time wen SHIT catch me ontop Bike....if u see d race eeh,,,na wa
ReplyDeleteNa water Water SHIT
@Galore
My first year in uniben, Inshort my first week during registration(b4 online things(, I no sabi rooad for "faculty" shit na choose to worry me as rain dey fall. Omo I found under a stairs, did the deed in nylon and as fast as I couldn't believe o. Really crazy ish
DeleteMy church is beside an hotel nd there's dis man @ d hotel dt always calls me anytime am going 4 rehearsal of weekly service but ild jst ignore him, so one morning I was go for rehearsal and the nxt thing the man said was " CUSTOMER HOW FAR NA" chai...I wan die dt day...I jst thank God no1 was around if not wetin I go talk wey ppl go believe me
ReplyDeleteIt was one of those days i made "all back conrow" Went to a nearby shop to buy something and then a young boy maybe about 18 or around that age, who was still in his school uniform approached me and started toasting me. I was puzzled, confused and speechless. Still trying to find my voice, the boy said "you de form abi?"
ReplyDeleteThe Lady at the shop cussed the boy out no be small. I no even fit talk sef. It was funny and embarrassing mehnn....
That year ni o! While preparing for exams, I fell ill and had to go home. I jst took injections and all nd returned to school. I wore skirt and honestly, I was weak. Wen I got to my junction, I got down and I didn't know dat d button nd zip of my skirt was no longer together.lol. Na so I come down o, my skirt follow come down, omo see my pant and yansh outside. Na so pple just dey look me. I wan die, I jst wore my skirt back, carry my bag for boot, run commot! I wan die dat day.
DeleteDry. ....
DeleteSdkblog don upgrade oooo stellina now got P.A, P.A hope u are as bold as Stella.
DeleteMy mem was wen I 1st went to southafrca, I went to nandos nd ordered for fries nd chicken, dats ao d southafrican lady takin my order jst said sumtin, nd to understnd dere english hard add small na hin I jst said Yes to wat she said, I jst noticed pple ard me started laughin, I started wondering wat I dd, twas a naija guy wey dey dere kan break am down say she asked for d flavour of chicken I wanted nd I said Yes to all d 4 flavours she mentiond, I was so embarrassed, I jst collect my order comot dere ni.
ReplyDeleteLmao!
ReplyDeleteMine was wen i fall yakata 4 altar as i wan go read,
nna i take style faint ooo
na so i com permanently port 4rm 10am mass to 6am mass
#notym#
Haney
Eh yah! And u were on hills on a tiled floor...I can imagine. U try sha still do d reading.
DeleteYou mean 'heels'.
DeleteMy most embarrassing moment was during my NYSC year. I served as a teacher at a secondary school in Delta state then. That faithful day, I mistakenly dressed close to the uniform of the school. As I was teaching in the class, another teacher (labour master) came into the class with a big cane and was driving students out of the class for labour. Before I know what was happening because I was writing on the black board, the labour master charge at me and was like "oh I'm talking and you are still there writing". He then raised his hand to give me a hot flog when students in the class started shouting aaaaaaah, he is sir oooo! And I immediately turned around and lo and behold a hand raised with a big cane and I shouted don't! At that point, students started laughing at us and I was very very ashamed of myself throughout that day. It was quite an outstanding embarrassing moment for me.
ReplyDeleteEkwheyooooooo
DeleteLol now I remember one picture SDK shared here, wen one wears their designers shirt to a resturant only to discover that it's d same material witgd table cover lol
DeleteU lucky o, Dem for wire ur back that day
It happened to me oo! Ii got dis green sample lace material n gave my tailor. It came out very well and I wore it to a very important wedding. I was feeling so good, when we sat down @ d reception, my 9yr old son said" mum the table cloth is like ur skirt! I wan die dat day. The table cloth was cream colour but same design. I left d wedding immediately. Lol
DeleteI wear gold sequin to attend #runway4# in abuja and that's the same thing the ushers were wearing. Diff style though but I saw some guys I won't mind saying hi to only I couldn't.
Delete#not saying ushers are less people o. But Nna men
I can't stop lafn but I must say the truth though I v had few embarrasing moment but cnt fgt this. Remember one weekend my friends n I tralvd to Tinapa in CRS from school just for sight seeing n we usually do dt once in a while, we didn't known anywere in calabar so in the evening the driver we booked decided to take us around town n after dt we decided to take few drinks in a hotel while dancing to the tune of music since the whole place was empty but before we knew it people started entering the arena in groups n in singles, within a twinkle of an eye the whole place was full, wen we made enquiry we hrd dt thr was a BE party holding thr, if u c d way we were casually dressed u won't even agree to dance wit any of us n d problem now was dt it was too late to leave d place considering d way ppl were looking at us like beggers n secondly shame no gree me stand up for d corner wey I go hide with d way those gals were starring at me infact I shame shy n d part dt angers me most is that is not like we didn't come to CR with nice clothes but its just dt we didn't know we were going to encounter such occassion, v gotten over it though. The second one is the ist time I boarded a flight so I was like this one ppl are rushing lemme follow them biko, from the back I was standing I rushed to the front to present my ticket in other to allow me enter but d lady at my back pinched me n said aah y are you rushing n I replyed please I want to secure a nice seat forgetn dt no be Molue I dey enter n tnk allah she lowered her voice n said no its not like dt but according to ur ticket No, was so ashamed.
ReplyDeleteU be runs girl. Kawai
DeleteMust everyone be runs girl, fear God ooh
DeleteMust everyone be runs girl, fear God ooh
DeleteOne day i was taking a nap when i was pregnant for my first child. There was a knock on the door and i got up to go see who it was. It was a teenage boy and girl from Christ Embassy church on evangelism. I noticed that they wouldnt look at me at all and kept staring at the floor. I was wondering what was wrong with them o. As soon as they left,i immediately tried to take off the top i had hurriedly put on to go get the door when i discovered that,the top had been above my two big breasts the whole time,and i was braless.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha LWTMB o
DeleteEvangelism gone wrong. Omo u no try o. Very funny
DeleteLmaoooo.. OMG! I can't..
DeleteLdkmdfh. Iooooollľllll
DeleteI av so many embarassing moments but lemme share this one.
ReplyDeleteI was in jss2 or 3 n my dad used to take me to school then cos I schooled in yaba n he worked in cms.we had to leave early to beat traffic cos going from ikotun wasn't easy.the nornal practice was that I would just walk to the car with my shoes in my hands(brown cortina then) and then sleep all thru the ride.on getting close to school,I would wear my shoes n my beret n pin my badge. On this fateful day,I was extra sleepy n I didn't know I put in only one leg of my shoe.when I got to yaba,I started looking for my shoes.had to wear my dads spare sandals to school n he wears like size 46 while I was wearing like size 38.I couldn't even walk.he had to follow me to beg on my behalf,I was so embarassed,I couldn't wait till the close of the day.till today my parents still laff abt it.
The way u wrote it isn't funny @all.
DeleteThat's y dey are called 'embarassing stories' n not 'funny stories' oshisco is smelling.
DeleteHmmmmmm, some years ago I ws travellin 2 benin by road, wen I got 2 big joe motor park,choooii see fine dudes inside bus, I ws feelin coooool as per say I try fine small,infact one guy don start 2 dey hussle me, as motor take off oooo, few hours in2 d journey I became very pressed,as in major(shit) my people, inside d full AC bus, I dey sweat,later I started flipin my hands, u knw wen a child is scared or in trouble dat hand movement,talk I no fit talk, d guy sitting close 2 me noticed,he asked me, I told him wat ws happennin,d guy helped me inform driver,driver say no way hm no fit stop 4 bush,my pple got 2 a point I no form babe again, nah begin scream driver stop oooh stop oooh. He finally stoped @ a fuel station,I rushed down,running oooh, after after relievin mysef,I cum dey shame 2 comot frm tiolet,menh dos passengers were mean,wen I got 2 d bus, 1 man begin hala me weda na pikin I dey born,dat I just wasted evrybody time,shame shame shame wan kill me,and na so I shit shit all tru dat journey,d sorri sorri sorri alone nearly kill me, and non of d guys luk my way again,
ReplyDeleteTo me this is not embarrassing. You can't cheat nature. U wan make fine boys toast u hehehe... Shity Shity
DeleteHahahahahaha! You've killed me.
DeleteI was in high school....too much shakara. I go make one shine shine cloth come dey shake body for bus stop on my way to a friends house. People come dey look me. In my mind I was well dressed. I didn't know that the dress has divided itself into two at the back. I got to my friends house, saw it and almost passed out. This happened 21years ago but is still so fresh in my memory.
ReplyDeleteI remembered goin to church wearin my hat rite in front of the church I wanted to cross d. Road then my hat flew across d road,while tryin to pick it d sole of my shoe removed again well tankGod for my kind of person I just laff it off and enta d church,,,but I shame small
ReplyDeleteIt ws my first tym using padded butt..unknown 2 me,d pad has shifted.i ws walking n feeling funky until one guy shouted and said "lady on pink,ur yansh(bumbum) don comot"...see shame dat day!
ReplyDeleteKikikiki...kim k wannabe
DeleteMakes me remember one. Cartoon Stella posted here.... Something wey u never wear before, u for do testin first for house for Luke 1week. Haba
DeleteLmaoooooooo!!!!!! This is too funny!
DeleteHahaahahhahhaahah my belle oooooh. So people dey real wear dat paded yantch? Na wa ooo. Next time try and be real.
DeleteThis is a story my friend told me happened to her. A correct big boy toasting her in london just bought a new car and wanted to take her out to wash it so she invited her friend and they went out. After their dinner on their way back the guy started saying that he needs to go to toilet and that he cld not hold it in, and u know london no be like nigeria, u can't stop aand poo anywhere. before they could say jack robinson the guy started pooing in his new car. She said everyone was silent till they got to their house.
ReplyDeleteMy Lord! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ReplyDeleteTwo moments
ReplyDeleteActually 3.
1. When I was in high school, we had P.H.E practicals. I was in JSS2. so they asked us to bring shorts or flared skirts. it was high jump. so I wore the a pleated skirt, really light on d waist. omo, when my turn reach. na so my leg hit stick. I fell like a plank on d floor. my skirt came up. the whole school saw my panties. cos everyone was watching from d balcony. hmmm
2. I was in SS2. my dad came to pick us that day from school, cos it rained. but I dodged and said I had extra lessons. so they left. I wanted to spend some time with my crush ;) so as I decided to take bus, we were all walking out with his friends and my friends. as everyone crossed d gutter, remaining me. omo, I didn't make it through. I was drained in blood and I was on my period that day. d annoying part was that as my friend was walking me back to the hostel, to clean up, we came across one other boy that I was doing shakara for and he was with his friends. see as dem open laugh. even idiot crush laughed hard and went home. laugh continued on Monday.
3. As a big girl now, was at mma2 trying to catch my flight out of lagos. I was already late as I spent the whole morning making up before proceeding from VI, in traffc. dropped at d door and started rolling my box. wore a short flared dress (again) and heels. looked hot sha. I don't know how I ran into the one kind of breeze. I think it came from the a/c fan infront of mma2. my dress covered my face and I was wearing red G-strings. skinny legs on heels. my yellow legs and yellow bum all open. had to drop my box, drop my hand bag and take the dress off my face. then hold d dress, drag my box and my handbag and still run to check in. hmmmm..... see laughter! cab guys, passengers, airport staff. thank God for one of the luggage guys who just quickly rescued me with my box. while I gathered my dress and ran to check in. but omo, I no send. my panties were hawt. Victoria Secret thinz. just like seeing me in a bikini, abi? was embarrassed sha, but my flight was more important. so I moved on. kapish!
Yimu to all your stories. Appears too fabricated!
DeletePls stop dressing naked cos u may not know who's watching... They didn't just laugh at u but also jeered at u.
DeleteMine was wen GSM just came to nigeria,I went to visit my cousin in unilag and she owned a phone then, one of her guy frnds was toasting me,so one evening we wanted to hangout and my cousin gave me her sagem phone to put in my jean pocket,not knowing it ws on vibration,as d guy was toasting me na on our way back her phone was vibrating in my pocket,see me I thought it was Cockroach crawling on my jeans omo see striping o in front of the guy and my cousin,see laugh I felt like dying!
ReplyDeleteI was riding my friends bicycle in uni and I knew It didn't have brakes..but I was riding it like a boss until I reached a steep slope...I didn't have any control of the bicycle again...I had two options ..reach the end of the road and get hit by a car or try to manouver ...I chose plan b and I hit a rock and tumbled and tumbled till I entered a ditch ...I laughed ehn but I was embarrased cus my course mates were there...they thought I had injured sef....people asked me about the experience the next day, I denied it...I said it wasn't me
ReplyDeleteUnto Anon tnz abeg. Most embarassing monment is when I was dating dis young Doc, even though I had sex once with my ex I still wanted a rlshp of no sex bfr marriage, so I lied to this dude dt I was still a virgin but one day wen we came bk from an outing I didn't know wot got into him so he wanted to v sex by all means, we struggled nearly getting to an hour n I became so week, didn't know wen he inserted his finger in me n shouted babe so u r not a V n u have been decieving me, jeees I nearly fainted n I was like lemme explain but he didn't wanna look at me not even d tears that was dropping, l left him after dt wtout explanation cos I still cnt stand him even as I type now cos of d shame n embarrasement I felt. Emmanuel if u are reading this, pls am trully sorry its just that I cdnt accept d fact dt I lost my V within few minutes of pleasure after guarding it like a treasure for some many years, I still can't fgv myself wenever I read some blog visitors comment that they are still Virgins n I wish that am one of them. Team single since that time n still waiting for my Mr right that will accept me for who I am.
ReplyDeleteHello...28F33148 let's talk
DeleteU be emma abi u tnk say u don meet ashawo
DeleteYou are apologizing to someone that wanted to rape you?
Delete@anon 9:03- thank u o!!! Some people sef
DeleteWell mine just happened some fews days back.. not that i don't enta moluee ooo,but on dis day a dude Ive been trying hard for him to notice me(goshh!! he is cute) only for him to see me pushing and struggling to enter bus @ falomo,the shameful part was that he jst stood der looking at me and was like 'Funmi,what are u doing here" Jisoxxx instant sweating...looooooool
ReplyDeleteMtcheww! Y can't u girls be real for once? What was he doing there too? And of course he finally noticed u.
DeleteI farted in the Office.
ReplyDeleteThe AC was on and you know the stench wouldn't go easily.
I didn't know it was gonna smell that much though.
But it was a great achievement because the meeting was adjourned and everyone left..
Oniro oshi, which office? Someone that finishes secondary school 2009 forming office on the internet. Oponu
DeleteAaaah aah don't be hard on her, she is a cleaner in the office
DeleteAaaah aah don't be hard on her, she is a cleaner in the office
DeleteUna go kill person oh! Cleaner in the office. Tolu u see ya self
DeleteHmmm.. I fink dis guy was asking me out then nd I dint like... He went as far as cmin to my place .... Cos I dint wanna listen to him.... I brought out my fone nd I did like it rang.... Nd was speaking to an empty fone...... B4 i knew it... My fone rang... Lol ... Was so Embarassed Gosh.... I just use scope say oooo u cut off.... Lol. Or wen I got to the uk for the first time and I had a low battery nd I was running in nd my sister was like wat... Nd i said I want to go charge my fone b4 they take light ... I was so Embarassed tot I was in Nigeria ..lol
ReplyDeleteLol... U no go blame urself my dear, na d stigma of NEPA
Deletei and my best friend attended the same lesson while preparing for jamb. after lesson one day while waiting for bus to orile, i was backing the flow of traffic while giving my bestie gist of one guy that was tripping when i noticed she was moving back, i also noticed everyone at the bus stop moved away, someone held my hand and i turned to see a stark NAKED MAD MAN holding my hand, oh boy i didn't know when i screamed at the top of my voice ARE YOU MAD!!!!!LEAVE ME ALONE.. men fear catch the mad man and he took to his heels. i was so relieved and embarrassed afterwards with the looks people gave me and ofcos i was very angry with my bestie..
ReplyDeleteNa wa for besties sometimes o.
DeleteI rem way back in my SS1, me and by bestie were buying bole and there was this mad man adjacent to us doing his own thing o. My bestie took it upon herself o started saying that the mad man was and had been staring at me that it's bcos I'm fair in complexion, that d mad man likes me.....other customers started rolling their becks to see if it was true... I was so bittered eh cos she always embarrasses me in public.
*rolling their necks*
DeleteMine happened when I visited my aunt in Lagos. There was a guy in the area who wanted to date me.
ReplyDeleteAnd I refused, one night around 8pm I went out to buy something from a shop on the next street. because I wasn't used to the area, I walked fast & didn't realize I had gotten to a gutter. I fell into it.
Some guys came to help me out & amongst them was my toaster whom I have been forming for. I almost fainted on seeing him.
We became friends later but shame no gree me look him face.
I was so embarrassed
Mine happened when I visited my aunt in Lagos. There was a guy in the area who wanted to date me.
ReplyDeleteAnd I refused, one night around 8pm I went out to buy something from a shop on the next street. because I wasn't used to the area, I walked fast & didn't realize I had gotten to a gutter. I fell into it.
Some guys came to help me out & amongst them was my toaster whom I have been forming for. I almost fainted on seeing him.
We became friends later but shame no gree me look him face.
I was so embarrassed
Lol*anuty sterra mine was when my boo was giving me head mehn I dnt no where dis fart just pop out of my anus*chio c disgrace
ReplyDelete@ Bloglord, we re in d same situation..lol..Mine happened wen i was in 300L, I attended my friend's sis wedding, omo na so 1 one ss1 boy come dey toast me ooo,dey follow up n down, na my friend come shout on him....I couldnt even talk dat day, i just started crying....It was so funny and annoying
ReplyDeleteMy most embarrassing moment was when I was in my final year in LASU. I fell down into mud on my way to school for exam and I couldn't go back home because I was already late. I had to write that particular exam with mud all over my cloth
ReplyDeleteI won't cal it my MEM though. There was dis time I was goin to d office, I enterd d bus b4 I could evewn get to my b/stop na him poop start to catch me. I was so restless in d bus I startd alternatin my sitting position wit 1 bombom. Immediately I got to my b/stop ehn come see race. Na so I come day walk fast wit my face squeezd to prevent it 4m comin out, d poop almost came out of my bombom. To cut d long story, I quickly enter 1 public compound n begd d person to allow me use their toilet. If u c their toilt ehn, I didn't even want to know how dirty it was until I finish pooing na so I come dey luk evrywhere. Come see my kai I culdnt beliv I actuall pooed there. Wen I got to d office na so I tell my colleague dats my friend, come see laff.
ReplyDeleteEwwWw
DeleteSame happened to me
Lolzz
Hmmmm..... ok lemme tell you my own.
ReplyDeleteA couple of years ago, back then in Uni, a friend and I got invited for a birtdhay party in Ibadan( Uni was in Ife o!) then we decided that after the party(all night) we would just take the first bus to Lagos since it was end of session anyway.
There wasnt much food but lots of drinks, suya, and asun. Lots of people, one man band people spraying money and mehn,we didnt eat from Ife cos we planned to eat as much as we could at the party but as we couldnt get food now, we just settled for the suya and asun and loooooooooots of maltina.
We packed some drinks into our bag, with the intention that when we get on the bus we will buy dodo ikire or anything we get at the bus park and use the maltina to wash it down as breakfast. Then we started drinking maltina, chopping asun,drining maltina before I knew it I had about 12 bottles of maltina.To cut the long story short,( we had a short nap at our friend's apartment) morning came and our birthday celebrant friend arranged for a taxi to drop us at iwo road. We got on the bus and was waiting for the bus to fill up oooo, then this tummy ache started, I began to sweat like a goat, it began to seem like my tummy was going to burst, Na so I shout ' Driver, a lo mo oooooo!!!'' ( driver, we no go again) I practically jumped out of the bus through the boot( you know those buses, would usually have the boot open whilst loading). My friend was very scared,by the time I got down, I was running like a mad person, my friend kept running after me and screaming my name, then I saw all those omo-ita and I asked them, ''ejo boda, ibo nii toilet wa?'' As the guy was still even trying to explain na im I see some set of public toilets for front, I ran like my life was at stake, got to the public toilet and there was another omo-ita in front collecting money before you go fit enter, the guy just said'' igbe abi ito?'' (sh*t or urine) na im i say igbe nii sir.....the guy said muri kan.....(20 naira) and then he said shey o nii tissue abi o ma ra omi( do you have tissue or you will buy water), I said water, that was another muri kan. I just saw my friend coming na im I tell am say '' baby yen ma fun yin lowo sir''( that lady will give you money sir) but in my mind I knew that we only had our transport fare ooooo. As soon as he let me in, I heard him conversing with my friend who had by then arrived and she was asking him why he didnt collect money from me..... by that time, I was in cloud 50... releasing the fruit of my greed, by then my bum was so painful and I started screaming oooo, mehn.... what a day it was... Omo ita even had to pity me sef and ended up collecting 20 naira instea of 40 so we gave him 2 bottles of maltina as thank you that is after begging him and explaining what had happened o.
Sha, we ended up taking one road side bus oooo to lagos, cos we then had to look for a chemist, buy some drugs, and eat at one buka as well. By then, we were left with maybe 500 naira, infact when we got to lagos and we wanted to board the bus home, we had to lap ourselves, imagine 2 mature ladies lapping in lagos bus.... conductor yab us die.
Anytime I speak to this my friend and we remember that incident we can't help but laugh so hard.
Dis narration is so funny. Good one!
DeleteMy belle don tear oooo LMAO
Deletehahahahahahahahahahahaha#story teller of life.
DeleteLaff has killed me oh. Babes u r a good narrator. I give it to u.
DeleteSo here goes another....
ReplyDeleteTook my kids to the hospital as one of them was down. The nurse wanted to administer injection and she turned to me and said "please call the mother" I was like huhhh? Excuse me...am their mum. she just gave me this sarcastic look and repeated same statement angrily. Some other patients turned towards us, some laughing at me and giving me that scornful look like, "you wish" based on the nurse angry tone.
I just became angry and embarrassed cos inside me I was already screaming "they are my kids o!" Like I was looking for who to bail me out. Thankfully, another nurse who knew me walked in us and remedied the situation confirming me as their mum. She smiled to me and said ds ur small body and small girl look ehnn! The other nurse started apologising and all but ehnnn......phew! It wasn't just funny
@anon 1:11pm...Kim k wannabe!it's nt a MUST 2 b curvy.u can b letter I and still b sexy
ReplyDeleteHmmm I have 3 most embarassing moments
ReplyDelete1st was in my year 1 in Uni.. I was in a room of 4, so there was one correct babe amongst us that usually have toasters.. It was a sunday, so this guy came to toast my friend, nice tall dude.. He sat on the chair, that was how a friend of mine came to do aproko, honestly I didn't know how this fart escaped from my yansh, and d smell was horrible. Next thing that my aproko friend would say @ the Top of her voice was "Yinka, ah han why did u mess like that, using her hand to fan her nose" I was shocked to d marrow and d guy was still in d room, he never came back to toast my roomie again o.
The 2nd one was on our way back from church, my dad asked me to buy him wheatbread @ Big Treat Omole, I wore this really nice ankara dress with 3in pencil heel, I just lost a bit of weight and was feeling cool with my self. Nah so I enter oo, still catwalking, as I reach middle of big treat just before their breadstand, that was how I slipped and fell flat, I couldn't even pick myself up, shame wan finish me twas one guy that helped me up and everyone kept saying "sorry o"... I never went to that Big Treat or any Big Treat again, and never wore heels to any mall... I learnt my lesson.
Lamo... U people no go kill pson.. Ma embarrasing moment wz wen I wz in d hotel room with ma then fiance, now my hubby,I watched him bath and wen he wanted 2 defecate, told him 2 open d door 2 watch him, and he gave me this kind look.. Wz so embarrased.. Tsin..
ReplyDeleteMy own ws one day at a bank in enugu,I ws wearing a very short dress nd my ass na fire.I be last for line, na so one mumu boy come stay for my bak I no knw say the boy dick. Don stand,b4 I go knw anytin I jst hear #puff...everybdy jst start to laff,I jst left dey bank embarassed
ReplyDeleteI have small boobs. So I put napkins in my bra for my boobs to look bigger so one day I went on a date and I wore a low cut dress to act like I have huge boobs and impress him. So we were having dinner and he was so funny I was laughing so hard and some of the napkins popped out he saw it and said "oh u wanna push that back in?" Wow I was so embarrassed omg. I just laughed and said "oh yes I sweat a lot and the napkins help me not to stain my dress" lol. Most embarrassing moment of my life lol
ReplyDeleteLwkmd,dis is really embarrassing
DeleteHahaha its really embarrasing
DeleteMine happened in 2007 Afta Asuu strike was going back to school to write ma law exam DAT was postponed...... Meany not knowing I had appendicitis normally I carry bitter kola cos of this persistent stomach upset.... But dat day was different immediately we got ore ....oh Boi belle start was sitting close to a very fine Boi cudnt say a word coupled with d fact I was sitting at d rear end of the young luxury bus....Na so I shit from ore till I reach uli junction... Chai up till tomaro I feel pained abt dat experience.... Had a classmate in DAT bus DAT we Neva agreed omo AFta dat incidence I became loyal to her to avoid disgrace cos she can talk for Africa....wat got me cracked up was DAT every pax thru away dia eggs n said it was d egg DAT was smelling till wen I got up to highlight datz was wen a woman shouted 'o kwa nsiii ooooh'#coverfaceinshame#
ReplyDeletePregnant "with" my first child not "for". #Thankmenow
ReplyDeleteMine was 1 year ago, when everybody was talking about this beautiful girl in my school, mehn she was hawt and my babe was in the US at that time and we had serious issues so i had to flex, i attended a friends birthday party and there i was sitting and this girl was dancing right in front of me, after the party she had 2 other friends and i had 2 of ma guys with me and we agreed that we were going to take them home that night, i didnt drink because i came with my car and my friends didn't so when we just entered the car to start heading home all my body was shaking becos everytin seemed so easy i didnt know my friend was arranging vomit in his mouth to embarrass us, immediately i started the car this guy just vomitted and poured on the 2 girls sitting with him on the back sit...choi i wan mad. so we took him home and had to cancel, the next day we went out for dinner and then got home to do the tin nau naso i mess one mess like that ehn even satan hear the sound. choi i almost disappeared.
ReplyDeleteTaa who ask u were ur babe dey, c wetin dey hungry u, dt ur babe wey dey congo
DeleteAnother Embarrassing moment was when i toasted one girl after 2 weeks the girl don gree to come house and on that faithful day i got so busy at work but i say i must do am so the girl no go think say i been dulling boy, i took her home, put on the music and i sat on my bed as we were conversing that was how i slept off, woke up after 40 minutes and saw the girl watching movie, shame wan finish me.
ReplyDeleteI was traveling to Lagos from school one morning, wanted to get home early so took a very early bus, school is in Ogun state, on getting to berger we realised dere was sanitation on that day,low and behold dis officials came from nowhere,gbam before driver talk den don dash am two hot slaps,dey entered d bus and said we were all going to be taken to their office to face court,shuoooo see sweating, and na last kobo dey my hand, we reach their office and saw so many people arrested, den all of a sudden one guy told me people were running,gbam me sef wan form van damme, i started wit box and all,fiam na him i jump inside 1 dirty wheelbarrow and doubled myself into 2,d officials were seriously chasing people and catching dem, i just bent and was praying,after a whyle evriwere was quite, den gbam i heard their top oga shouting u dere we have seen u,tot it wasnt me until he said u on blue and white shirt,omo i checkd double and realised it was me....kai i sha pleaded and even faked tears and said my pop just died a day b4, tho he has been dead 4 like 10 years. on getting to school i told my friend and the next thing did not know one girl was listening, the next morning she politely called me in the midst of her friends and said she was low and felt like laffin so i should gist her about the incidence again..........lol i just hissed and walked away
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha!!! Abeg no kill me with laugh jare before this people for inside train go think say I don mad. Too funny :)
DeleteLmaoooo. Can't stop laughing today.
Deletehmmmmm.......... where do i start from my embarrassing moments are plenty o
ReplyDeletefirst,there was this guy i had a crush on right from secondary school, we were friends o but fear no let me tell am cos i was thinking he might get angry and not be my friend again. we gained admission into uniben together, we call each other and he comes to my hostel sometimes. dat was how he came to look for me one day in the hostel o, after gisting in hall 2 car park, i asked him if we could stroll, naim we start o, we were walking from hall 2 to education,we didnt pass june 12 o, we passed the main road where cars pass, i was walkin on the slabs he was on the tarred part, i was really engrossed in the gisting dat i wasnt lookin at the slab as i walked, i didnt know one of d slabs has removed... the next thing wey i hear na gbi!! i saw myself sittin inside the gutter like it was a chair made perfectly for me, hmm it was as if i shld jus die there...... i was now formin laffin like e did not pain me i sustained injuries on my leg o.........he carried me out sha and he went to buy balm for me , d leg pained me for weeks.
another one was on my 12th birthday,it was a sunday, they bought READY MADE for me, naim i carry wear go church o, not remembering to remove the label and price tag, during praise and worship naim one aunty tap me from back show me,i was ashamed.........
these are just few of my most embarrassing moments....... i might come back to share more....... at work now.
pls dnt mind my a typos.
@waterloo road....u funny die
ReplyDeleteLaff wan kill me here...chaaaii
@Galore
My most embarrassing moment. Hmmm. It was ds craze about g-string oh. Many years ago, I was going to a family party. I boarded bus from mushin going to yaba. I dropped off in yaba, walking majestically not knowing dat my trouser had slipped down and my g-string was visibly showing to everyone. Haa, oju ti mi oh. Thank God I realised on time otherwise those yaba boys wld have disgraced me badly. I was in yr 3 in d university. Can u imagine, my eyes never open. Omo oko jatijati
ReplyDeletewow, the most embarrassing day in my whole life was one evening i went to the salon, and i was on my period, i had been sitting for hours and i was flowing heavily, the next thing, i got up when the guy had finished making my hair, and i felt a warm liquid flow down my legs, the next thing the whole floor beneath me was stained with blood, and there were two guys around me, the one who did my hair and the one who did my nails. luckily, the guy noticed and ran to get tissue for me. i wanted to literally melt!!! was so embarrassed! Baybee.
ReplyDeleteHmm... Embarassing moments huh? I have a few but I'll share this one first.
ReplyDeleteI know this lady (she's a prostitute) but I never col her dat. I dnt judge nor criticise. She coms to eat @ my mom's restaurant and I got to know she's very intelligent and quite good @ hairdressing. She offered to get my hair did for free and after seeing her work her magic on someone, I decided to give it a try. Problem was I had to go to her place of work-her room. I didn't have a choice so went there one day. Was embarassed but entered the place discreetly. She did a very good job I must say but on leaving the place I saw the bar was full of people I knew as most of them com to eat @ mum's. I tried to be brave by ignoring everyone even though I could feel everyone's eyes on me. I thot I was free til I heard one guy called Ekute who isn't right in the head say, "ah ah, mummy pikin, na ur turn? Na here u dey nw? Oya give me ur room number" in front of everyone. Dey all laughed. Nobody told me to double my steps and run like crazy. Lmao!
One day I went to buy chicken. As I was coming down from d bus, on Opebi, d chicken flew out of my hands. How am I supposed to be running after a chicken. I left it oh.
ReplyDeleteBuahahahaha. Lmao
DeleteI was serving then, here in lagos. my aunty and her family came to our house and she teased me about being a big boy and dat i should atleast give my little cousin(like 6 years old) part of my allowee.
ReplyDeleteI dipped my hand inside my jeans pocket and i felt something like 50 naira in my pocket
i felt d money was small, so i closed my fist around d money inside my pocket and gave it to d little girl and told her, not to allow her mom see d amount i gave her and i left for my room. After some minutes my mum called me into d living room, and gave me a used Gold circle condom wrapper, i was shock. I gave d little girl a condom wrapper thinking it was 50 naira. U need to see d expression on my mums face. Because am from a religious home and she believes in sex after marriage.
For a week i avoided my mum, despite d fact we all have a healthy communication wit her
Jesus christ!!! I cn only imagine d xpression on uraunt's face...kai...lmao
DeleteTony na Osmosis o! Sure say u no go school chop biscuit forget book so?
ReplyDeleteI remember the day I was to write G.C.E, Mum told me to go get somtin for her @ d shop. The thing could wait but mom no wan hear. Evn after reminding her that I had an exam dat morning she no gree. I was upset but had to go. I was on my period and like I always do I wash up after urinating but dat day I was in a hurry and dint pat myself dry, saying I'll just go n com bak. Got on d bus n dint notice anytin was wrong. My mind was on getn wat mum sent me n hightailin it bak home. Got off d bus n was getn stares bt stl dint pay dem any mind. Got to d shop, took wat I wanted and as I was leaving, som ibo guys parked in front of the shop was grinning wickedly. Me thot they were just being lewd and eyeing my curves. They allowed me walk some distance b4 one called out and said loudly, "nne, u don stain o." I quickly dived into a neighbour's shop and she gave me a wrapper to tie home. I was so embarrassed when I thot of how I stained d bus seat unknowingly and worse, how those guys mocked me. Choi!
ReplyDeleteI remember mine,it was at a gce centre writing exam,na so my period jst started like rain and I was wearing a white gown,omo na exam questionaire I use cover my back from yaba to bode thomas. lastborn 29
ReplyDeleteSigh. Entering the lift alone and dropped one of those farts that come out hooooot and stink like ammonia made a baby with garbage. And having it stop and open on the 2nd floor for a whole bunch of guys going to 10. I boned my way up while they choked and ran off at 5:D
ReplyDeleteI remember one day I was laughing, next thing I knew I was gonna fart but couldn't hold it in and felt, "well, it's gon be a quiet one". Na so the laugh push the fart out with force. Dang! The pause after was awkward.
DeleteMy most embarrassing was jst dis year, I was goin to a frnds place whch was not to far frm my place bt I'l stil av to take a bike nd I was wearing a tank top nd a black short meanwhile b4 leavin home my instinct jst told me to hold a scarf, I took d scarf along wit me, den I boarded d bike as I got to where I was goin to nd highlighted I haven't taken more dan 5 steps dats ao dis guy walked up to me, I even tot na toastin tinz nd d next he said go bac home nd change ur short has torn..as I torched my behind cos me sef use style carry small yansh lo nd behold my boot na express e dey, e do me like say make groud open nd swallow tnk God I worn full pant nd d pant white, I jst use d scarf wey I took along reluctantly to wrap myself.
ReplyDeleteJesu!
ReplyDeleteI remember mine,it was at a gce centre writing exam,na so my period jst started like rain and I was wearing a white gown,omo na exam questionaire I use cover my back from yaba to bode thomas. lastborn 29
ReplyDeleteI remember mine,it was at a gce centre writing exam,na so my period jst started like rain and I was wearing a white gown,omo na exam questionaire I use cover my back from yaba to bode thomas. lastborn 29
ReplyDeleteso no be only me this thing don happen to.....
ReplyDeleteI remember mine,it was at a gce centre writing exam,na so my period jst started like rain and I was wearing a white gown,omo na exam questionaire I use cover my back from yaba to bode thomas. lastborn 29
ReplyDeleteI remember mine,it was at a gce centre writing exam,na so my period jst started like rain and I was wearing a white gown,omo na exam questionaire I use cover my back from yaba to bode thomas. lastborn 29
ReplyDeleteI remember mine,it was at a gce centre writing exam,na so my period jst started like rain and I was wearing a white gown,omo na exam questionaire I use cover my back from yaba to bode thomas. lastborn 29
ReplyDeleteI remember mine,it was at a gce centre writing exam,na so my period jst started like rain and I was wearing a white gown,omo na exam questionaire I use cover my back from yaba to bode thomas. lastborn 29
ReplyDeletemehn my own na when i enter molue o, as i de come down na so my wig hook for d door. i no know i stil de waka. d conductor cm shout 'aunty come carry ur hair o' choi i shame sha
ReplyDeleteLol @ aunty come carry ur hair
DeleteDat ur wig must be really scanty (or of light weight)
DeleteOr u must av been so used to it, dat u ddnt notice. HABA! How cn u not no. So funny!
The day I entered chicken republic and asked if they had grilled fish, my mum couldn't stop laughing. Butter no b monkey food, sigh. I also remb a day I was close to a bus park n I noticed ppl wr stylishly moving away frm a bus, before then I noticed a guy sleeping in a bus just by d window and he had his head slightly leaning outa d window. Next I heard was a resounding slap, behold 'twas a mad man that dashed ths dude slap o, I felt embarrassed for him. Imagine getn slapped from ur sleep, cheiii....
ReplyDeleteMy most embarrassing moment has to be this year after my Boo bought me 2013 3series BMU brand new from coscharis I drove to church to thank God with a new dress sef but dress was a lil tight, as ii parked and was catwalking to church the security called me back saying aah madam,madam ppls come back. Ii thought he wanted to say I should repark and I was already vexing next thing he said madam your dress is torn behind Omo ii wan faint. I had to go to my trunk and take one of the clothes meant for drycleaning and changed inside the car and entered church. Since that day that security man I dey dash am better money 4 chuch. Lol. Madea's sexy wifey.
ReplyDelete@anon 67
ReplyDeletecrying because a young guy stepped to you?? jeez
na wa for Nigerian's mindset o
She cried outta disbelieve.
DeleteAre u nt an african man, y are u tinking too strait forward lik an oyinbo.
If an african tells u dey cried, it means dey were apy or excited.
What is "aus"?
ReplyDeleteMy most embrassing moment was d first time I travelled to china (official meeting)na so we went to eat with my colleagues nad and pple from offices, we went for dinner nd we all ordered for food, I didnt know dat wat I ordered for, I had to use sticks to eat it. Hmmm see wahala o, everyone was eating apart from me , I was so embrrassed, nne I left d food o, na cornflakes I take wenever am in dat chna. Their foods are funny
ReplyDeleteHaahahahahahshsh stdkers I love u alll.......u guys are so real. Thanks all.
ReplyDeleteMine was in london, u know dis oyinbos dont use to open their mouth nd talk. Nne na so I entered a restaurant to eat, everything I told her she will say (say wat) she go talk her own I go say say wat too, nne by d time she brought my food hmmm commmotion I no understand wetin she bring nd wen I told her dis is not wat I wat she said dats wat u asked for. She didnt know I wasnt hearing her. Stella I just dey chop wetin I no know. Secondly wen ii moved to america, I went to a restaurant wyh my hubby nd ii didnt ve any form of id on me, so my hubby ordered for an alcholic drink nd d waiter refused giving me cus of no iid nd he warned my hubby ii should taste it. As nigerians naaa wen they brought d food nd all I was sipping hubbys drink , d nxt thing ii saw was d waiter with policemen chineke muoooo, he reported us o, we apologized nd one of d policemen sat on our table till we finished . I was so embrassed. Up Nigga anyday
ReplyDeleteOMG. Waterloo road haff finished me with laff. No vex, I've shared your story with all my friends and family. Choi. I always fall down in laughter when I get to "igbe abi ito, igbe ni sir".
ReplyDeleteYou like food sha. Even with the money shortage, you guys still went to a restaurant to eat. Abeg after drinking a dozen bottles of maltina, how many bottles did you people carry away from the party? So tey omo ita sef got 2?
Anon 12:55pm of evangelism story is d best to me, I've read dt comment ova and ova again, I can only imagine wat wuld be going on in those kids' minds especialy d boy. Kai poor kids, sorry madam ehn . Let me go bak n read it again, Lolssss
ReplyDeleteThis is my very first comment on SDK! Although I am a dedicated reader!... Okay so I was just discussing with my girlfriends about how adding weight makes sex a lot harder, especially when you like doing stunts in bed.
ReplyDeleteSo, after my baby, gained a lot of weight, one day while making love to my hubby, he took my leg up (like he used to b4 the weight gain), to show I was still capable, I endured d pain... Next thing muscle pull... In my head I figured it'll soon b over, but mbanu, d man kept @ it... Next thing involuntary tears oh! Hubby was concerned, 'baby r u ok'... I replied 'can't move'... Literally I cudnt move, he stopped and carefully brought my legs down and tried to help massage my thighs. I never like accepting that my weight limits me, but mehhhhhhn... I not go to the gym 3 times a week... Can't be dulling in bed MBOK!
Haafff lafffff and wake d whole estate. I need some1 to slap me to stop
DeleteAnoda one happened when I was in school.I went to jog early in the morning wearing shorts and a tshirt.the tshirt was a lil short and I wasn't comfortable with the way my bum was showing.I decided to tuck in.I jogged round school and on returning around past six(when it was already bright) I stopped to greet some of my friends I met along the road going to school.only for me to get to the hostel to be told by my roomie that I had tucked my white shirt into my bright red g-string.I wanted to faint as I started imagining the pple I greeted n the way I jogged round school.I couldn't go to school that day.
ReplyDeleteHaba Anon 11.17PM , why suffer unnecessarily? Even in China, you don't have to use chopsticks. The restaurants offer cutlery or you ask.
ReplyDeleteD day shit catch in d bus in Birmingham United Kingdom,I need to get off fast in d next stop,I manage to see a bush but d shit don come out already,I quickly get home and my hubby is at home,I jus manage go bathroom fast and quickly put d soiled clothes in d washing machine
ReplyDeleteYour english na die! For a person living in uk, haba?
Deletelol. One of my embarrassing moments is when i was in JSS1 and our lagos bus was heading back to the east for the new term. I now greedily took plenty oranges, not knowing it was going to bite me in the ass later on. When the shit started boxing my stomach, i didnt know where to start and my young bowels just offloaded the package.i stayed that way with shit in my shorts until we got to school. i pitied the guys who sat around me. it must have been pure torture for them. #i'm sorry Dolapo :)
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