Easter bonanza!!!Hurry to Win a brand new Hyundai ix35, 2 bedroom semi-detached at Dubai, and a trip to Brazil to watch the world cup. All you need to do is: list the names of the 5000 people that Jesus fed with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes. Send all the names to my inbox..Thank you....LMAO.ROTFL
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I was driving down the street along airport Road in warri city, having just finished answering a call when a police man suddenly opened the passenger door, entered and jammed it. As usual he wanted "something" from me for calling while driving...
Then suddenly he saw the big Rothweiller dog-Jackie at the back-seat with tongue stuck out, spittle dripin n fangs barring, staring fiercely at him. POLICEMAN: [Shaking] Ah! You carry dog? ME: [I bone face] Yes i carry dog, dat one na offense? POLICEMAN: [Feeling uncomfortable] Na where una dey come from? ME: From hospital POLICEMAN: Ehen! you sick? ME: No, na person wey d dog bite we go c, d person almost die sef POLICEMAN: [Terribly shaken by now] Ehen! but why the dog dey shake head like dat? ME: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person POLICEMAN: and d dog know you? ME: Yes nah, no be my dog? POLICEMAN: [Sweating] This your door, how you dey open am? ME: how you take enter? POLICEMAN: Abeg! Na since i dey try open am but e no open[The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, it's tongue almost touching the policeman's left ear POLICEMAN: [Now sliding forward] Oga i take God beg you, open the door for me make i comot, i no go collect anything from you ME: how much u go pay me? POLICE: Ah! I neva hustle anything since morning, na only 1k dey witt me. ME: U neva ready,(attempting to release d dog.POLICE: ok ok ok ok ok, e reach 2k, d oda 1k na my wife own, but I go give u join(now close to tears as d dog was becoming rily impatient n getin ready to attack) Oga I begggg sorry for me take d 2k make u open the door plsssssss...To be continued. Happy Easter y'all. *Time westing?na you sabi..hope you went to church? Happy Easter to you and all your loved ones from my family and I.
Thank you stella...their is nothing like laughter,it lifts d soul...I was depressed but these pictures brought smile on my face, ukpakiri,orobokibo,chidombo and the rest....jolly jolly magazine??? Hmmm
Ahhhhhhhhhhh pls who's thus one again oo?? Why use my name na? Ahhhhhhhhhhh Stella who's this?? Na wa o. So u can't get current own ID??? REAL sisi eko ooo
*get your own ID* I meant to write. Anger overwhelmed me. This is how u pple start to spread hates using other pple's ID online to cause confusion. I don't understand. Nonsense
Nice collection. Here's a joke in circulation I got:Na today updates you go know say English hard u'll see updates like.=He aroused=He has arosen=He riced =He roated from the dead=He araised again =He is rising (na yeast )Person go even put he resigned".English go fall people hand today.Still on easter celebration mi pple enjoy. but don't forget that Jesus died for you and I. celebrate Him.
I was laughing uncontrollably. I can totally relate to that Chidombo's own. My mum was like that until she heard the girl sleeps with everybody on our street then, got preg and didn't knw who d father is. Thank u Stella, God bless u for these laughs. Happy easter everyone.
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The athletes,Wtff? The kit could be us thingy, infact good compilation
ReplyDeleteLmao! Got me cracked up real bad esp d igbo giraffe thing. Dts crazy mehn! Lol! Nice one SDK
DeleteMy ribs is paining me rite nw. Lmao.
DeleteMe too!!dats giraffe one was hilarious.OMG
DeleteWait a min. That's Tito and Mobolaji in d "this cud be us it is us" pix. Cray guys. Stella you made my day.
ReplyDeleteStella you got it right today **serious hug**
ReplyDeleteLlllllooooooooooolllllllllll....the Chidombo pik almost killed me,Chai...Jixox o
ReplyDeleteIrene you no dey go church ni??
ReplyDeleteU got me rollin wit lafta. Tanks darling, u made my day
ReplyDeleteNice as usual. Looolz
ReplyDeleteI luvd d ibo boys b like so u want to run away wt my moni nd dt chidombo one! Funny as fuck
ReplyDeleteHad madt fun stella u re d best
ReplyDeleteHahahahah,really made my day as usual! Happy Easter Stella,luv ya scarra! Best wishes!
ReplyDeleteOrobokibo??? Looool very funny
ReplyDeleteThat first one got me rolling ukpakiri....omg stella I loooove you..thank u
ReplyDeletePlease I'll like to know if jolly jolly magazine is on sale? The magazine will be fun
ReplyDeletePls is jolly jolly magazine on sale..I'll love to buy it
ReplyDeleteNice one. Happy Easter to y'all.
ReplyDeleteThank you stella...their is nothing like laughter,it lifts d soul...I was depressed but these pictures brought smile on my face, ukpakiri,orobokibo,chidombo and the rest....jolly jolly magazine??? Hmmm
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhhhhhhh pls who's thus one again oo?? Why use my name na? Ahhhhhhhhhhh Stella who's this?? Na wa o. So u can't get current own ID??? REAL sisi eko ooo
Delete*get your own ID* I meant to write. Anger overwhelmed me. This is how u pple start to spread hates using other pple's ID online to cause confusion. I don't understand. Nonsense
DeleteLol stella you are d best!!! I had a good laff
ReplyDeleteI loved this could be us but u be olodo...ha haaa reminds me of my ex lol
ReplyDeleteThe dog know you?!hahaha I don faint
ReplyDeleteNice one stella
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteThanks stella, happy Easter to u 2.
ReplyDeleteNice collection. Here's a joke in circulation I got:Na today updates you go know say English hard u'll see updates like.=He aroused=He has arosen=He riced =He roated from the dead=He araised again =He is rising (na yeast )Person go even put he resigned".English go fall people hand today.Still on easter celebration mi pple enjoy. but don't forget that Jesus died for you and I. celebrate Him.
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Nor be yeast oh, na Jesus!
Happy Easter Stella and everyone.... yaahhhh my pix made it. Sure to send you some more next week. Easter food is ready come one come ALL
ReplyDeleteD chidombo made me cry in public....da hell is chidombo????....cant stop laffing....
ReplyDeleteOh chidombo!!!
I no see @Africanfunnypics today.una dey slack ooo...nice one stella...I love them, hilarious
ReplyDeleteVery funny. Looooooool
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehe..hahahahaha..
ReplyDeleteNice one Stella! Happy Easter to u all from Lady Chesterfield
ReplyDeleteI'm very good @ one thing!!! Neat Pussy-ass licking. Hehehe "cum" expert as my ex-es they know. Oya kee urslf
ReplyDeleteI was laughing uncontrollably. I can totally relate to that Chidombo's own. My mum was like that until she heard the girl sleeps with everybody on our street then, got preg and didn't knw who d father is. Thank u Stella, God bless u for these laughs. Happy easter everyone.
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ReplyDeleteUr doing a lovely job and am lmao
ReplyDeleteSterra sweetheart, your head dey there.
ReplyDeleteSDK U too much jor! Number one Gossip blogger... while others follow... nice compilations
ReplyDeleteChidombo! Chidombo! Change ur ways lol. Funny stuff Stella.
ReplyDeletestella dat stingy rat number is real ooo. I think the man na Lebanese bcos I called him o.i think he is really a stingy rat
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