Gists CAFE - Wednesday.

SOLOMON AKIYESI KILLS SECOND HAND CARS..RIP

Fine boy no pimples ? add fine boy FAT wallet to his titles.....

Claim to fame- Nollywood movies,serial husband controversy.

Nollywood actor Solomon Akiyesi will be a year older on July 26,2014 but he couldnt wait to show us what he decided to spoil himself with.The serial husband who is presently single posted on facebook this morning these words

''Call it extravagance but i call it a self reward for days and nights of selfless hardwork and a celebration of God's undeniable love and deep affection for a sinner like me even as will be adding another year for me in just a few days. Its R.I.P to second- hand cars from today. Welcome...lexus lx 460... you will take me to greater places. Happy birthday to me in anticipation ##spoiling myself a little''Congratulations in advance Mr Akiyesi...this your posing no get level,how do we confirm this is not second hand?

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DAVIDO KILON SELE?

Hey easy young man!

''You are complaining Davido has not graduated because you saw him
at a friends graduation,was he wearing the gown and holding the folded
certificate?you are there wondering why he is never in class but you are
yet to pass jamb or get a job'' - Kermit the frog 2014.

BOMB ASS TEA!


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   IRETI AJANAKU'S GOOF - GOD IS OMNIPRESENT

Last Thursday, Prophet Iretiola Elijah Ajanaku of Christ Revival Victory Chapel International was laid to rest 11 months after his death.

His widow Joy Ajanaku gave an emotional tribute at the burial which held in Ikota, Command Road, Lagos.Read tribute below:

“I couldn’t imagine myself going through this. It’s like a dream that a loved one narrated to me which I renounced and detested the narrator but I have no choice than to accept as my fate.

I believe God has done the best for me. He doesn’t make a blunder. Even if He does, no one dare question Him because that’s why He is called unquestionable God. I only lost the mortal part of my greatest lover on earth, but his immortal part still lives in me.

I thought I will drop my mortal being before you but according to the popular saying ; man opposes but God disappears.

I wished I would lay down my life for you. I wish I was able to see that giant spirit called death at that point taking your body away and exchanged it with me. I so much miss your correction of love.

I miss how you do call me with your soft tender and sonorous voice. I now understand why he called me and christened me Joy.

Whenever I remember the day I first met him, unspeakable joy filled my heart.

Though I was a Christian by birth, I never knew what it takes to become a bonafide child of God until I met him. God really used him to transform my life beyond my expectation.”. WOW WOW WOW!

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NA FROM BACKY OOOH- BLOG VISITOR SAYS IT IS VIRAL

''Stella oooo.... Anal sex is trending. Sorry I mean anal sex is trending now in ladies ooo... I bet you 2 outta 5 of your friends engage in it but only when you ask in a nice way, they will spill it out. I have heard a lot about anal sex (in ladies) but never got interested in the gist until last night when I was gisting with a close family member and he asked if I have ever had anal sex with a lady and I said NO, then he smiled and laughed at me saying that am in the olden days, I live in the past, that am not trending. Just this morning I received a random chat on whatsapp from a girl in calabar saying she just tried out some numbers and if u aint her type(crazy, naughty, silly), she will pass. Praise God I was her type, I do dirty naughty chats but all of a sudden she told me she just had a crazy fun with two guys last night and they all are bi. So they all had both gay sex and she was also f***ked in the axx, infact she confessed she loves anal s*x more than s*x in her Vayjayjay... Anal s*x is outta the way for me but my question is 'WHY ARE WE KILLING OR SHOUTING ABOUT GAY SEX WHEN WE KNOW ITS ALL ANAL SEX? WHY IS IT THAT WE DONT CALL LADIES OUT ON ANAL SEX? AM CONFUSED COS GIRL'S ANAL SEX AND GAY SEX ARE SAME, SO WATZ THE ISH ABOUT GAY AND THEIR SEXUALITY?

who has an answer to his question?I am calling my friends to ask them nicely..lol!

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EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA

-The Ogun State Police Command yesterday, said it had arrested a 47-year-old farmer, Gbenga Ogunfolabo, for stabbing his wife, Bosede Ogunfolabo, 45, to death with broken bottle during a fisticuff.  

-EKITI State Governor-elect, Mr. Ayo Fayose, yesterday, claimed the outgoing administration of Governor Kayode Fayemi had since the June 21‘ gubernatorial election in the state, employed no fewer than 4,000 workers into the state civil service and the state university.

-Three members of a notorious robbery gang that specialised in snatching cars from residents of Victoria Island, Lekki and Ajah axis of Lagos State, have been arrested by anti-robbery policemen attached to Bar Beach Police Station.

-The Nigerian Navy at the Onitsha Naval Out-post in Anambra State, yesterday, arrested 20 suspected drug peddlers at Nsugbe, near Onitsha, following an intelligence report against the activities of hard drug users in the community. 

-A barber, Mr. John James, has been arrested by the Special Anti-Robbery Squad of the Lagos State Police Command for allegedly robbing a hairdressing salon at Apple Junction, FESTAC Town, Lagos.

PUNCH Metro learnt that James, who dispossessed his victims of N15,000 and three handsets, was also a member of the Eiye Confraternity.

-Today is #bringbackourgirls day 100.

-Lagos-based legal activist Festus Keyamo has appealed to President Goodluck Jonathan not to turn a blind eye to the illegalities in the impeachment and threatened impeachment processes in the country, as they could see Nigeria sliding into chaos. 

-For the second time in a space of one month, Osun State Governor, Mr. Rauf Aregbesola, has dared the police and other security operatives in the country, saying he is not afraid of being arrested.

The governor, who spoke at a campaign rally in Ejigbo, said he was ready to sacrifice everything for democracy and the development of the state, saying his 

commitment to service was immeasurable.

-The Vice Chancellor of the Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba Akoko ( AAUA), Prof. Olufemi Mimiko, yesterday said that part of the money he received from the National Conference will be donated to indigent students.

-The Air Transport Services Senior Staff Association of Nigeria has called on the Federal Government to put things in place to ensure a functional national carrier.

-Amebo, you too like gossip!

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CODED GIST- NOLLYWOOD ACTRESS IN ACTIVE SERVICE HMMMM....

A big man who wears uniform was on tour in Lagos  and a cocktail party was organized last night at 65 battalion officers mess Bonny camp .as guests were awaiting the arrival of the uniformed man guess the Nollywood actress who showed up?hmmmm..na wa.

 she was wearing a red short gown , and her hair style was covering her face ,on purpose. Shortly after the uniformed man came in, she waited for sometime and left .a close person blew the whistle that she was dating oga and was going to meet him afterwards at flag house. The actress is well known in the circle of his friends,she came alone and drives a salon car.The purpose of this memo is to send the actress a warning that oga wife will catch her soon as is whispered.

I will not give clues because of the peculiar status of the actress but please be careful Nollywood actress 3-3-9  (no one can uncode the numbers.lol) and in case you do not know yourself,you wore a red dress last night and you covered your face with cartons of human hair…be warned before you crash it all…

Check instagram,the actress might have uploaded her lady in red short dress.

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                                          HIV/AIDS IS REAL

It doesnt show on the face and has nothing to do with a well loaded underpants.

please insist on wearing a condom,especially if you are a serial lover or in love with a serial lover.....love is stressful enough,dont let the sex kill ya.

Runs men,runs babes,pimps and all.please dont ignore this advice.