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Sunday, July 13, 2014

PADLOCK YOUR LOVE!


I went to Borrussia Dortmund stadium two days back for a party and saw this padlock meant for people in love.....two of una go waka come,lock the padlock to seal your love and go...lol





I looked closely and noticed that some padlocks had been ripped off by lovers who didn't wanna be together anymore.

I also saw a freshly locked padlock..lol

Those people looking for business ideas can become official babalawo's in Nigeria oh....20k to lock and 50k to unlock.LMAO!

60 comments:

  1. Things we do for love. Happy sunday peeps.

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    1. As 4 Nigerians that dates more dan ten pple @ a time, how is it gonna be then?

      RME

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    2. But wait oh, Stella don't tell me you dint know about this padlock thingy before now? If not ehn you're a boosh geh

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    3. If say we get that kain place for Naija, hawkers go do hammer die from selling padlocks.
      Awkward Moments- click my name to read more

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  2. Aunt Stell,u no go kill person wit laff,notin person no go see

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  3. This is serious o. German version of our own oath. But what is the essence of locking the love if it can be unlocked without stress. SDK babes looking for marriage by fire by force, over to Una o!

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  4. LMAO....... Pls where is d location... I want to padlock my new love

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    1. After breaking Tony's heart abi? God is watching u in 3D o
      LMBO





      *lips sealed and watching*

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    2. Ur new love kwa, what abt Tony?

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    3. Hi phrinkies!
      Howdydo?
      D compulsory hols don dey tire me small small.
      Plannin to run back to sch soon(my VIP moments in d ouz done expire tey tey)
      Hope u r enjoyin urs? #Cheers!

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    4. So medical student were affected too? Ife and their stubborn student

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    5. Some randy Nigerian husbands need to be padlocked and d key thrown into d sea,if only it can make them keep their blokos' in one place.

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  5. There is one in Rome and Paris too. Couples have been decorating the Ponte Milvio bridge on the river Tiber with locks for several years.

    They are also locks on the Pont des Arts footbridge in central Paris. The idea is that you and your love attach a lock, often with names or initials written on it, onto the bridge. You throw the keys into the river or canal as a sign that your love is eternal, never to be undone.

    Me, I no go fit do that kind thing but it will make for good Babalawo business. Lol!

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    1. Yea,forgotten the me of the bridge in paris...

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    2. You are so right....I've been to the one in Paris, at the Point des Arts footbridge in central Paris. Even though I didn't padlock no love...I was on vaca n it was more like site seeing.

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  6. Love locks is common in Paris, there is one on Pont de l'Archeveche (French speakers make una no kill me- don't know if i'm correct). But me think it's cute. I'll go there with le boo (if i'm sure he's the one) soon.

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  7. Lool. Nothing wey i no go hear. Padlocking love kwa. Odiegwu.

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  8. Hehehehehe ya! Saw a similar one in cologne. That one naim worse pass.You padlock the love and throw the keys into the river! Queen of the coast won't collect any unlocking fees o. You don finsh be dat!

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    1. @WideEyed I'm guessing you also went to the Cologne Dome Cathedral abi? And the Ludwig museum nearby. Oh, good times

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    2. Oh yes!!! That cathedral looks gothic! Almost like "hammer mansion of horror"! When you walk in en,you will feel a certain aura.Hope you dropped a coin and lit a candle? I did o.The prayer sef work lol. tourists in clusters listening to priests abi na tour guides sef.Stella nor dey my life then to interpete, so I pray my own waka go. its a walking distance to the padlock place. Great!

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    1. I dey tell u o. U go fear correct biz idea na





      *lips sealed and watching*

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    1. Iya ibeji lati paris(my fav blog Id) ,...hope u never lock baba ibeji padlock o

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  11. Reminds me of the movie Yeh Vah Dah Raha..

    Oluyomi Odukoya

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    1. Me too. I cried in dat film when d gal's face was changed and he couldn't recognise her.

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    2. Oh Oluyomi!! How I love that Indian movie...Remember when they tied that rope round the long stump/tree chanting with love in their eyes?oh the songsss!

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    3. I'm a sucker for indian movies.
      Oluyomi Odukoya

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    4. Sunita awwwwwwwwwwwwwwee and the clap they usually make.memories.i love that india movie

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    5. That is my best Indian film.

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  12. You also throw the keys into the water in paria

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  13. Just like the bridge in Paris france.

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  14. So funny....for naija guys n gals go padlock more than ten be dat.
    ...Her Excellency.....

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  15. Hilarious u .......hahahahahahhahaa......u go see say bad belles for naija go steal person padlock use am padlock demselves either

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  16. Na money imagine plenty heartbreaks in Nigeria. So prayers will be made so dat relationship can end.

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  17. Saw something similar in China also. The keys are tied up at the side. The keys I saw were up to 2 million. Imagine sorting through those in order to unlock 1 padlock. It'd take years.

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  18. See correct bizness o Dr Agwurutumbe

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    1. Yes true,from his name u can prophesy he's a babalawo#runs off#

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  19. Our own Nigerian oath is different oooo. If one person no do again, e fit run mad ooooo.

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  20. There's a padlock ur love bridge in Paris

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  21. #Namaste#
    U go fear love.Abeg;make dem bring dis kain thing to Naija,so I go be padlock seller.

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    1. My dear no be small padlock seller ,I will be importing them while u mkt it. Lol

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  22. Good for them if it works for them

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  23. We have on in London too, I think in Camden to Hackney area or something.

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  24. Na so sme evil element go lock their evil destiny wif one innocent gal/boi.nahhhh,I cnt fit do ds one. EVE E UME

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    1. Eve noooo o. Na you and your partner go do am together. You dare not lock on your own,except you wanna lock yourself to papi water! U get?

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    2. Lols ok oh big sis@ Widey. EVE E UME

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  25. SDK.....that one no fit work for naija. na since my secondary school days(boarding house) i don sabi use fork and candle open padlock.....even door lock that is not padlock sef,,,go open by fire by force......so make dem throw key for inside red sea sef.......padlock go still open oooo..

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  26. Shuo Sterra, u still be learner
    d thing full ur germo nah...their's
    @ least one river in Nuernberg if u
    see its bridge as dem tek chain am
    wit "Bad-Luck" hian! Whether e go still better 4 dat small river again, i no know lol ...mi i jst jump am pass afterall i'm only a tourist

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