Gists Cafe - Monday Exclusive KWAM1 Shot At By Unknown Gunmen.

King Wasiu Ayinde Marshal 1 is alive and thanking God..please join him as you read how God thwarted the plans of the enemy concerning his life.

EXCLUSIVE- KWAM1 SHOT AT BY UNKNOWN GUNMEN

Thank God for sparing the life of King Wasiu Ayinde Marshal who was shot at by unknown gun men as he drove himself on Sunday August 3,2014

 in Osun state .I hear he attended a political rally and was on his way back when

it happened.KWAM1 is presently in shock and wondering why

anyone would want him snuffed out.

This is all the info i have for now..I have mandated an Olofofo to help me snap

pics of the bullet ridden car and will post as soon as the Olofofos does the job.

Thank God for sparing the life of KWAM1....I am one of those who loves

this man so i am celebrating the failed attempt of whoever did this!

God pass una.....eeeediots!

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GIST ONE

TOYIN AIMAKHU WEARING A MAKE UP SO PERFECT YOU'D

THINK IT WAS HER....IBADAN DIFA (DIVA)

Look well please...beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...

                       Actress Toyin Aimakhu was taken down memory lane yesterday Sunday August 3,2014 on a movie set when the make up man was instructed to turn her into an Ibadan girl with warring tribal marks.This is the finished product that you behold...Toyin looks like a typical ''Yoruba difa doing big gehs things''.
The actress who is an attention attention seeker 'HO' is one of the best actress in the Yoruba movie sector and one of the most humble.
I am sorry if this gist is boring to you...I just wanted to update Toyin's growing legion of haters that the pretty actress is on a movie set right now........*whispering* getting scripts now in the movie industry is as difficult as hanging your run-down ass in the sun and waiting for it to dry.


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                                                      GIST TWO
                   THE PREACHERS SON BROUHAHA- TOBI ASHIMOLOWO'S WIFE'S BUM                                                 PIC IS VIRAL

Tobi Ashimolowo,son of respected preacher Matthew Ashimolowo has put his fathers name on the hot seat with posting the pic you behold on the social network.Okay he got married last week in Kent and the couple are on honeymoon,so what?

Nigerians are outraged that the wife of a preacher son would do this but the truth

which i would say here is that Tobi is not accountable for his fathers sin,so

his father should not be accountable for his.Take your eyes off the flesh and focus on God if you want to make heaven!

If you found the bum pics of others ladies sexy,you probably encouraged her to tow this line!!!.

If your pastors wife comes into the church service every time with

human hair on her head then you are also part of the problem.

I have gone round comments on the social media and some people are like 

''This is what happens when you are unequally yoked''.

I say Bollocks!

I SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS PIC,PLEASE DO NOT EVEN PREACH TO CONVINCEME AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF MY OPINION

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GIST THREE

 PRESIDENT JONATHAN ARRIVED SAFELY IN THE US AND THAT IS ALL
WE NEED TO KNOW.....FOR NOW

PIC ONE

On facebook there are two reports on how the crowd who received the 

President in America came about.

Reuben Abati who works for the President posted the first pic with caption

''Nigerians in Diaspora and PDP #‎America welcoming President Jonathan to the #‎US #‎today and proclaiming #‎UnitedAgainstBH''

PIC TWO

 The second pic was posted by Sahara Reporters who do not work for the President with the caption

''Hired crowd greets President Goodluck Jonathan Upon Arrival To the US-Africa Summit In Washington DC'' SR however failed to mention who hired the crowd and how much they were paid.whose report would you believe?Is it Reuben Abati's which show Nigerians honouring their President and meeting up for a handshake and hoping for an opportunity to air their views or is it the report of Sahara reporters which makes it look like Nigerians in the diaspora are so hungry they would file out to get paid like desperadoes?..what do you think?I would want to meet the President free of charge,even if i have to high five him a hard knock to wake up.

''Hired crowd greets President Goodluck Jonathan Upon Arrival To the US-Africa Summit In Washington DC''
SR however failed to mention who hired the crowd and how much they were paid.whose report would you believe?Is it Reuben Abati's which show Nigerians honouring their President and meeting up for a handshake and hoping for an opportunity to air their views or is it the report of Sahara reporters which makes it look like Nigerians in the diaspora are so hungry they would file out to get paid like desperadoes?..what do you think?I would want to meet the President free of charge,even if i have to high five him a hard knock to wake up.

''Hired crowd greets President Goodluck Jonathan Upon Arrival To the US-Africa Summit In Washington DC''
SR however failed to mention who hired the crowd and how much they were paid.whose report would you believe?Is it Reuben Abati's which show Nigerians honouring their President and meeting up for a handshake and hoping for an opportunity to air their views or is it the report of Sahara reporters which makes it look like Nigerians in the diaspora are so hungry they would file out to get paid like desperadoes?..what do you think?I would want to meet the President free of charge,even if i have to high five him a hard knock to wake up.

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       GIVE GOD THANKS EVEN IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN 
                                              A STRIP BAR IN IKEJA

''Stella, I got the shock of my life on Friday ...I used to think I had problems and life was cruel. On Friday I realised in every situation I should thank baba God.

I went to a strip club in Ikeja for adventure sake. "Bucket list tins"‎ with high hopes of understanding what guys gain from seeing a total stranger naked, get a hard on and go home And to experience the fun they talk about 

It was crowded and hot, so we went into the Vip section....

What I saw left me in tears!. I was gobsmacked. Right beside me was a guy and a girl nacking without condom! I was wondering,this is someone's Boyfriend,fiance,faithful husband etc. After the girl finished she cleaned them both up with tissue and went straight to another guy to continue and also give BJ. Another guy didn't wear his condom well and wasn't cumming after the girl had spent 10mins riding him.she had to tell him to get up and wear it properly and give her from the back.  Stella!!! I had to run out,kneel down and Give God thanks for my life because it dawned on me that in any situation you are in,someone has it worse.we should always give thanks. I realised if I asked the girls 'why?' every one of them will have a story to tell''.

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                                             GIST FIVE  
JOIN ME AS WE WRITE A NOLLYWOOD MOVIE...THE SCRIPT IS A POLITICAL SETTING.

SCENE ONE OPENS WITH FELAS ''DEMO-CRACY'' PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

Man stands and goes down memory lane to a few years back with a baritone voice telling the story of his life and why he now has a voice to run on the social media.

''After letter writer sacked him as his adviser,things were hard for them ,when I mean hard it was as bad as not being able to buy fuel for their generating set , all the other wives waka but only one stayed...well she didnt seem to have a choice.

VOICE FADES INTO BACKGROUND AND GOES TO ANOTHER SETTING

''He started pressing buttons and was always traveling to the capital city and lo and behold he came home once and she discovered he had a serious tear at his behind......(dont ask me what happened please)

CRYING FEMALE VOICE IN THE BACKGROUND AS VOICE CONTINUES

 Infact he allegedly returned home wearing pampers. 

When she saw it ehhh kassala burst ,he was in pains as she was crying but he told her to shut up and asked her if she was happy with their economic condition, he said he had no choice but to get his behind tampered with.

So she a doctor had to suture the ass and shortly afterwards he was appointed again but left to the USA for proper medical care . 

She is his personal doctor and she alone and his ''behind-tampering' partners know the secret and because of the secret she knows she has grown very arrogant and very rich . 

 She keeps to herself cause she does not trust anyone to help her keep the secret,however women talk and a few of those she TRUSTED know.

BARITONE VOICE ROUNDS UP DRAMATICALLY

The person who facilitated his appointment is the big masquerade himself who owns all the male bums that want appointment in town.

Mr Sutured behind is always on the social media and you will need another script writer from Nollywood to finish this script.

VOICE PLEADS FOR CODED RESPONSES AND FADES OUT PERMANENTLY 

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