Presidential Spokesperson Dr Reuben Abati now uses bible passages for the Presidents memes.
Check out the latest ones he posted on Facebook.
*Choi Reuben Reuben I like ya hustle oh!....thing is the last one fits perfectly with the Presidents trials but i cannot say for sure if God elected him.
Well i see Reuben has brought in Innovation but this will still not feed the hungry Nigerians who flood my inbox everyday begging for jobs and money to eat.
I might probably give them your email address Dr 'Ben...you might be needing some graphic artists right? abi na only you wan do all the work?
Stories that touch!
ReplyDeleteIn God we trust, carry go Abati
ReplyDeleteBLOG ANALYSER: God be with our dear president.
DeleteYou know why he does these things, it is because Nigerians are very gullible. If you call God or make things seem religious they will foolishly follow. Let God have mercy on that country. The solution is not in Jonathan but y'all are too tribalistic, and prejudice to see it.
ReplyDeleteU said it all
DeleteTrue. And guess what? Because Nigerians are a God serving people, that is why we haven't perished in the midst of our gross adversity. We still laugh and smile even though we are suffering. Nigerians, after the Americans, can serve God like say who die. any country that reveres God publicly tend to scale tru what should normally perish the lot. "In God we trust" on every dollar bill. No be beans o. Not even Alqueda ( can't spell the shit) can conquer them. Look at Israel, the Jews, God made a covenant with them and it still stands till date. The average Jewish is so arrogant and rich, no be dem, na baba God. As annoying as they are God is with them. Many more. So I say it is the fervent prayers of the righteous that availeth much in Nigeria o. Else, we for don peme tey tey. Ok bye
Delete@Gej for 2015
ReplyDelete#Gej for 2019
@Galore
Lol
ReplyDeletePls i want to take my kids out oct 1 but dnt really knw were to go. I v neva taken them out cos we r not really d outing type.but i want to give them a treat on wed. Planned going fr d nnena and friends show but it was postponed. Bvs pls suggest a nice place fr kids.preferably on d mainland(surulere to ikeja axis
Shoprite in Alausa's not bad.
DeleteThere are loads of places in ikeja n environs although i personally haven't been ,Funfactory ,kidsville ,
DeleteNigerian's are the largest collection of maga's in the world. Omo you go fear strategy. The religious nuts will now carry it on their head like gala, tumbling on the streets and preaching nonsense when from morning to night dem never chop.
ReplyDeleteNigerians are too gullible when it comes to religion and these people knows how to press the buttons when they need it,until we open our eyes n reject religious politics,then n only then would we move forward and get things right as a country.
ReplyDeleteNa wa .all this for 2015 I think I shud be ready to travel out of naija after the election I'll cum back.
ReplyDeleteGEJ for president 2015
ReplyDelete#PDP POWER
#i need a job#
U r right Stella
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to me!
ReplyDeleteI feel so honoured, so many peeps showing love!
Dr Reuben, I am still waiting for the gift o. God bless you sir!
Happy birthday sweetie,God bless!
DeleteThe Hustle is Real
ReplyDeleteNice work
See how Mr. President is aging real fast. I pray for wisdom like that of solomon, strength like that of samson, God's love like that of David, blessings like that of Abraham, spirit of leadership like that of Moses, and God's favour and presence like that of Joseph all upon you in Jesus Name.
ReplyDeleteGOD BLESS NIGERIA.
Paragon7ven.
I don tire
ReplyDeleteRUBEUN DA REBUEN, JUST LIKE ANY PASTOR, HE KNOWS HOW 'GOD' WORKS LIKE MAGIC FOR NIGERIANS. DONT ADVISE YOUR PRESIDENT TO BUILD ROADS AND WORK ON ELECTRICITY, EDUCATION, HEALTH, SECURITY, EMPLOYMENT ET AL. WORK ON THE MINDS OF NIGERIAN CHRISTIANS, OUR RELIGOUSLY CHARGED ATMOSPHERE, AND DUMP BIBLE QUOTES ON TWITTER AS CAMPAIGN TACTICS TO RE ELECT JONATHAN. WHILE YOU WATCH THEM POCKET THE TREASURY AND POCKET THE FUTURE OF ONCE A BELOVED COUNTRY.
ReplyDeleteClowns be ruling us!
ReplyDeleteClowns be ruling us
ReplyDelete#ILOVEGEJ.
ReplyDelete@ Stella
ReplyDelete> This is Kingsley from TOAST Media Nigeria. I am professional graphic artist and I could help Dr. Ruben make some world class graphics. We publish TOAST magazine Nigeria , a lifestyle magazine based here in Abuja, we are basically into media consultancy, general printing, photography, graphics and web design. it'll be a great privilege to contribute our own quota to the presidency. Best regards. We could be contacted via email @ :
Toastmagazinenigeria@yahoo.com . And for a start, my team and I will redesign the above posted pictures (3) and send to you before tomorrow. Thanks mam *e-hugs*
@ Stella
ReplyDelete> This is Kingsley from TOAST Media Nigeria. I am professional graphic artist and I could help Dr. Ruben make some world class graphics. We publish TOAST magazine Nigeria , a lifestyle magazine based here in Abuja, we are basically into media consultancy, general printing, photography, graphics and web design. it'll be a great privilege to contribute our own quota to the presidency. Best regards. We could be contacted via email @ :
Toastmagazinenigeria@yahoo.com . And for a start, my team and I will redesign the above posted pictures (3) and send to you before tomorrow. Thanks mam *e-hugs*
Only you will i vote
ReplyDeleteGEJ 2015
Only you will I vote
I have no other choice.
Ok
ReplyDeleteI see nothing wrong with his writeup. U cant please everyone.jonathans' tenure has been a good one apart from d distractors that used boko haram against his govt.bring a new president tmr nigerians will still complain.forgetting that no one is perfect.i pray God gives him more strenght and wisdom and also protect him cos he is sitting on a very hot sit.
ReplyDeleteHot seat
ReplyDeleteOga reuben give us job oh. We hv graduated since yet no job. I kant wait to leave dis village walahi
ReplyDeleteLest we forget the Cassava bread project has failed.
ReplyDeleteGEJ all d way! He is d best choice
ReplyDeleteUnbeatable
Lmao !!! Aunty Stella, Chaiiiii .... The designs look like something created with phone photo editing apps...if this is for the president, oga Reuben biko involve a good graphic designer for the osuzu sharing ... Biko.. Nigeria is involved
ReplyDeleteWhen election time draws near, we see our politicians fooling themselves. They are already familiar with the attitude of Nigerians. When we hear God, we get confused. Anything God makes us want to feel guilty. Well, lets see what happens
ReplyDeleteI rep www.starnaija.com Stella keep it up...