Friday In House News

Thank God It is Friday.....Ooops I am a mother!...LOL..who knows this saying?
Weekends are busiest for us,no rest when the kids have to be at home.

Please have a very nice weekend and enjoy the in house news.it is very hilarious today.

ANNIES BAG GIVEAWAY DELIVERS TO BLOG VISITOR.
Hello Stella,
I was among the winners of the previous Blog Visitors Bag Give Away.
I have received the attached handbag from Annie's fashion store.
Thanks a bunch and God bless you always!!

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THE SPIRIT OF SHOKI AND A MEMO TO PORT HARCOURT PEOPLE

I don enter. I went for a party with my boo. It's a professional body party. Big -men  and govt guys event . Twas boring with lots old school vibes. I was almost sleeping off. I quietly went to the DJ and asked him if he didn't come with Davido, Inyanya, Psquare,Flavour and others. He said he had them and I told him to play some Na. 

SDK,he did. He started with Personally instrumentals,then moved to Inyanya and  Mavin. I no fit siddon again. Oga and i moved to the dance floor and the spirit entered me. I danced  and danced and danced. I even danced reformed shoki steps. Some ladies commended me . All this while oga was fuming. I'm young and I had undiluted fun. 

Professional bodies in PH please know that your parties are dull and your wives love grooving to good and latest songs. Again,can you guys at least dress down for parties?.again,can you host your parties in more relaxed atmosphere. 

I'm glad you guys won't forget me in a hurry. Next year,by God's grace,Na Chris brown or Jason Derulo Una go dance to

THANK YOU BVS AND THANK YOU SDK. SDK Na you teach me strong head o

*Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha,i cant deal.mad funny

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HILARIOUS NARRATIVE OF BLOG VISITOR WHO TRAVELLED OUT OF NIGERIA FOR THE 1ST TIME  

..lol so nor be  small‎ thing oh. Yes I travelled out for the first time yesterday. Because of the stress and heat associated with checking in at MMIA I wasn't too excited at the beginning. The first pic shows a small rat in the boarding room for those using Delta airline to Atlanta. I was in the KLM section. Omo I fear to see the rat oh. thats the best shot I could get before it ran away. Hmmmn

Na wa for Naija. 

So I was very excited oh. When we took off the view was so marvellous. D lights were so beautiful. Pics attached. So only 30 mins into flight I started anticipating‎ food oh. The air hostess shared ear piece to us if you see d way I thanked her eh? I thought it was puff puff Hehehehehehehehe 

So anyways they shared the first course a pack of small nuts and I took it with juice. That one no go anywhere oh. I was waiting for the main meal. If I hear say I sleep ke?  ‎Past 12, they finally brought the food. I asked for juice and water. Chicken and noodles was in the long container you see. Lest I forget to inform you, na whitey seat beside me but I no send am. I just dey take my pics like say tomroro no dey. I ddnt even know there was fruits in the tray as first course

 I just wack the noodles finish before eating the fruit collection (whatever they put inside I dont know but my Papa says there shall be no loss wink wink)

You see that bread in the pics? I start to wack am like that as a bush gal concerned before I peep through the corner of my eye and saw the whitey was rubbing cheese on it. Oya oh, a slacker is a loser, I quickly found my own cheese in my tray and slattered it on the remaining bread...lol

Cheese was still remaining so I rub that one on the chocolate cake and ate it. After eating eh my belle rise, metabolism began to take place. But since I was on window seat I ddnt want to ask dude to get up so I can pass to the toilet. Na so I siddon oh. Belle dey pain me..4am they brought breakfast I say I done die today.

 But my PaPa says there shall be no loss so I collect the sandwich and juice and water and fruits. Immediately we land Schipol airport eh na race for ‎toilet oh...

After toilet I breathed a sigh of relief and started running towards my gate to board the connecting flight to Glasgow , Which was at the other end of the airport. Omo see race to gate D56, I landed at G4 so for those who have used that airport you know the distance.  

 Do you know when I finally got to my brothers house, the house was quiet- the first thing I asked was: Is there Light? Lwtmb

Forever a Naija babe cos na the first question we dey always ask when we enter house..Light dey?.

 Am really going to enjoy this trip...Hehehehehehehehe 

Note:  I don't  have ‎a number for you to verify yet and please dont post my blog ID cos I will refer my friends and family to this story and I dont want my blog ID known to them.

Thanks

Kisses

LITTLE RAT PLAYING -LWKMD OOOOOO

LMAOOOOOOO

VIEW FROM PLANE.

*This is so hilarious that i cannot stop laughing,na Friday laughs be this!
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BLOG VISITOR APROKO GIST

My street was buzzing yesterday ooh. A certain girl got married yesterday, the gist is that her sisters are not happy wit her, they even went as far as telling the would be husband (b4 yesterday) that their sister is a runs girl, they did everything to tarnish the girl's image before her man which even made the guy to pause a while on the wedding stuff. But love conquered at last and the date was fixed, the babe even sent a bus to pick people living in my street o to the wedding venue and this is where her sis also lives but none of them went to the wedding! 

Yawa come gas when one of the people that went for the wedding brought the girl's wedding pix to one of her (brides) sisters who gave her money to buy the pictures from photographers.

my people come see as my street people wan tear the babe raw asking her what she wants to do with the pix when she refused attending? Meanwhile it was this babe that got married that rented the house they are living ooh and furnished it too! 

Hmmm, even if she was a runs girl, shouldn't they be happy that at last she has seen someone to settle down with so that she go stop runs? Ok bye

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