END OF THE YEAR APOSTOLIC RITUALS.

Its that time of the year again, and in a couple of days,Daddy G.O's, Mummy G.O's (general overseers),Prophets, Prophetesses, Pastors, Reverends, Bishops,

Archbishops, Archdeacons and Arch-every-every will start dishing out their Prophesies, Predictions, Visions and declarations for the year 2015.

This has become a yearly trend for as long as I can remember, but sadly enough, MOST of the things they say DO NOT COME TO PASS!

In bed early this morning, I took to goggle to read through

the 2014 prophesies of some "A-list" pastors and prophets in

Nigeria, and I found a trend amongst them.Most of them do not prophecy boldly! They just make vague declarations, much to the confusion of their congregation than to making hidden mysteries clear.

I also noticed that they say things that are so obvious, things

that will obviously happen, things that even if you go to

cemetery main market Aba and bring one old woman selling

snuff and kola nut, she will tell you categorically that those things will happen in the new year.

You know, things like

1. Nigeria will not win the next world cup.

2. Police will kill innocent Nigerians.

3. Bokoharam will still continue their fight

4. Landlords will increase rents.

5. Dollars and Pounds will be higher than Naira.

6. Many Nigerians will not have NEPA light on the day of

presidential elections.

See, Prophet, we already know those things. And we even

know number 7.

7. There will be harvest of children in 2015 (why not? When

people won't stop doing things that lead to harvest of

children.)

When you say these things out of your own premonition,

DO NOT ACCUSE THE HOLY SPIRIT of being

the one telling you! 

We want real prophecy, like in the days of

Elijah, Isiaha and Jeremiah of the old.That said, I won't fail to say that one of them, ApostleJohnson Suleiman stated some things which to my knowledge

has come to pass (God bless him).

He mentioned the defection of PDP governors and senators, he implied the death of Myles Monroe, He mentioned the fall in the nations economy, etc. But some things he said haven't YET come to pass. 

I guess they will either come to pass before the year ends, or maybe they've

been averted by prayers, or perhaps he was too fast and didn't listen clearly before speaking.

I also read one funny one where the pastor abi prophet was

beefing Bishop Oyedepo, TB Joshua, Mike Okonkwo and

Chris Okotie.

"Ahh! Dem dey use prophecy dey beef person again? Na

waa ooo! Na person say make Oyedepo get money pass

you?

Shuu! Shey you dey do your thing, them dey do their

own?

Prophet, abeg park one side before God vex for you".

He was sounding embittered and I was laughing hysterically

till I read where he said that Fayemi would win in Ekiti

state guber elections.

"Ghen ghen! God don catch you! Your nyash don open. No

be God show you that one"

But, wait oh! With the number of big pastors and prophets

we have in Nigeria, aren't you surprised that non of them

saw Ebola coming?? Aren't you surprised that non of them

saw the collapse of The Synagogue of All Nations

Church??

Aren't you surprised that they didn't see that Prof. Pst.

Osibanjo would emerge as Buhari's running mate? How

cone they didn't see that Buhari's campaign organizers would

make a ridicle of him by forcing him to remove his agbada

and caftan and wear suite to pose for pictures?? Odikwa

egwu!!

Well, very soon, I will be giving out my own

PREDICTIONS for the year 2015, and I won't sound

scared, vague and unconvincing like them. I will say them

boldly, and you won't even be obligated to "sow a seed" to

claim the prophecies.

You won't even be obligated to say amen.

You'll just sit down and watch them all come to pass.

Then you'll come and pay your tithes to me (big money oo ),

and then I ll build a cathedral and buy my own private jet.

Watch this space make I go "calculate" and "consult".

I dey come....

BY Blog Visitor Dandy Anwuacha.