NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE
BIG BELLIED,BAD DRESSER,BAD TENSES - URGENT ADVICE NEEDED
Dear Stella.. how are you? I have a problem and i want BVs to air their opinion. i love my wife and my kids.i'd give anything just to make her happy.i am very intelligent but i cant make a decent tense, I have big belly and i cant dress to impress. i know so i went for a smart young woman. she is 28yrs and i am 42yrs. but i had my grades right. a first class. which she is ever proud to relay this to our sons.
I met my wife in school where i was doing a part time Bsc programme. she needed to see a lecturer and i offered to help since i was close to him. that was how we became friends, assisted her with her studies till she finally graduated. well when i asked her to marry me. she accepted but told me somethings about her feelings for me. she said is not in love with me, that she appreciates the fact that i adore her so much and am book good, above all that i can cook and that is to say our children will never go hungry when we will start making babies.
I was so happy with the fact that she was ready to make babies with me. we got married. she never stopped reminding me of the fact that she didnt love me. we have been married for 7yrs. i know i am not her kind of man.. yes i know. but i feel lucky to have her. she loves intellectually sound people with killer vocals.i am happy because she is doing a good job on our boys.
On our fifth anniversary she asked me to enrol for an evening school.. to retouch my English. i refused. so she offered me home training where she would take me on spellings and spoken english. we tried it for one week and my elder son noticed. so i started giving her excuses of being tired after the days work.. she went cold and she stopped noticing my faults.
Thanks to SDK BVs i snooped. i noticed she usually has lunch with this dude. He is clean, well dressed and sounds good. just her speck but she is never late to help the boys with their home work. i was sober for weeks. i asked her if she was cheating on me.. and she laughed so hard that she started criyng, and said that i wasnt worth the stress and that if she wanted to do so she would simply ask for a divorce but that if she divorces me, i might not live long and her sons will need advice from their father on when to start having sex and how not to get a woman pregnant.
Please how do i polish my looks and ENGLISH?. i want my wife to feel good around me .i know deep down she cares, she still uses her money to buy me shirts,shoes, belts undies etc. is she cheating on me? could that guy be just a friend? should i be worried?
NO COMMENT TODAY
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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO
GETTING PREGNANT TO HOOK LE BOO
I Am a 24 years old undergraduate (finishing next year),i used to have a bf that i dated for 4years but we broke up early last year...it was so painful but i tried to move on so April this year i met this guy that i grew up together with,but we had lost contact since he travelled out of the country.
We started dating and its kind of serious between us.He told me he has one Australian girlfriend who is going to help him secure his stay permit and he's travelling to meet her this December,he told me he's not planning anything serious with her that he's going to handle it and that he wants to marry me.
We had sex last week and he used protection cos he doesn't want me to get pregnant now, cos I am yet to finish UNI.
The problem now is i don't know if i should trust him and wait for him to come back or get pregnant for him to hook him down?.
Stella borrow me ur chair,
ReplyDeleteWanna read comments.
********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*******
Em Jay, mumu, oloriburuku. So u never repent from this your stupidity. Madam first to comment like an idiot. .
DeleteAnon 18:29 Emjay matter go kill you,leave Emjay alone so u can have peace, bittered soul
DeletePoster 1,;;;;
DeleteHow in GEJ's name did you get a first class with bad tenses, or better still, how come you are intelligent and your intelligence has failed to improve your grammar? You obviously write better than average and your spoken words spill out from where?
The truth is, you are intelligent, yes, but how did you fail so bad in improving yourself. You knew you marrying a young classy wife and the implications, then you kept your bad dress sense, bad tenses and your pot belly? The good news, you can shock your wife and it's not too late. Put some hardwork into yourself, register in a gym, locate a nice tailor nd get some new trend body fitted clothes. Get a new haircut, trim that crap you have on now. Surf the Internet on how to sexualize your wife.
You did well by seeking for advice, my aunty's husband is not even aware of his crude looks, maybe untill his wife starts yanshing her MD. Hehehhee
Tush!
What's ur business @ anonymous, try being the first to comment n see Whoz stupid n u're too chicken to say this with ur blog id CHICKEN
DeletePoster 1, you are the biggest fool on earth. No wonder you allowed yourself to get big FAT belle. You are disgrace to all men. How can a woman tell her husband that she don't love him to his face. That is the height of rudeness.
DeleteI don't blame her. You are a useless man.
You don't need TB Joshua to tell you that she is cheating on you. The signs are there already.
My advice? Go and do regular exercises like jogging for months and loose those excess belly FAT. Stop being lazy and Poor . She is disgracing you bcos you are poor.
Hahahahahaha,nkorrrrrrrrrrr.
DeleteOya carry rope hang urself,oloriburuku olosho,em jay break ur neck,u gho soon die on top her matter,make those ur unless eyes like crase man touch pluck out,head filled with helium gas,onuwaiwai,
Mtewwwwwwwwwww.
#I hate bullies.
Em jay sweety,i will continue to luv u.
DeleteDon't mind that bitter someborri,
Anno18:29,give up already dunce!
Poster 2-receive sense!!!!! Your in 2015!
DeletePoster 1-you can do d language tutoring in ur room. Better still, try and work on it urself. Read more! Ur kids story book, ur bible, look for english language apps e.g duolingo or speaky. It helps u communicate with other people trying to learn a language#success
Mtcheew!!!
ReplyDeletePoster2 double slap!!!!
DeleteAnon 15: 02,Okija wife is dat u?
DeleteAh, em jay, we can't deal. We have never been this close.
ReplyDeleteAlmost oh. Yeah. Deal. Don't deal.
Wow. Take slap. Don't take slap.
Ehen.. Poster negodu.
I don't care if I make sense. Na my data
Hehehe
You are gradually turning to a retarded punk.
DeleteMallam Money makes...., shebi you dey support emjay the day I called her out in that epic comment . Why the sudden change of heart?
DeleteMoney makes......., I think u only specialized in fucking. I never know you are also a good comedian.
DeleteMoney makes you, have u finally seen the light? You are one of those that came to emjay 's rescue on the day of my epic call out.
DeleteOhhhhh! U re a fool money maker,u didn't understand money makes comment blind bat go back and read again,epic called out,or hw u displayed ur foolishness wen u forgot to switch to anno mood and dat day u comment 5times cussing her,even b4 ssing her comment,or ve u forgotten most times commented by saying "let me read comment like em jay" d most surprising part is dat u said u re a male,u re d realest mofo,now u just commented thrice cos of her? U re gradually loosing it,wetin concern u concern em jay,do u knw her frm somewhere? Businesses man.
Delete@ money maker woman wrapper ozor,go read d comment well. Wetin em jay do u? Jealous mumu.
DeleteAnon 20 :29 aka emjay, I don't comment anonymously. I am a money maker. I don't need anything from anyone. I am self made.
DeletePlease, stop spoiling my reputation with that senseless "anonymous" allegation.
Thank you.
Poster 1 please is it by force? Why are you trying so hard to please her does big grammar put food on the table? Your wife is not serious at all and I am sorry for her cos she doesn't know what she has.
ReplyDeleteYou provide for her and your kids, what has grammar got to do with it.
Please focus on taking care of your family, your wife has serious issues than your pot belly and grammar which she saw before she married you.
Poster 2 you're seriously mad you just don't know it. Rubbish!
Buh if it were a lady dat were fat and unpolished, she would receive all sorts of insult. Each partner shld work on him on herself, dasall. #teamstrongwomen#
Deletewhat are u saying?
DeleteAnonymous the man was pot bellied and unpolished before she married him. I will never be with someone who spitesspitesst because they want to change me to suit their ideal. She saw him that way, says she doesn't love him but was generous enough I guess to have his kids.
DeleteAda-nne if you can't read please get an interpreter I am not here to baby you.
...Abeg I will read comments today. the holidays have started for me. Am pondering what to cook tomoro
ReplyDeletePoster 1: get a private teacher
ReplyDeletePoster 2: sex & pregnancy cannot keep a man. Be wise
Says who ?? If u get pregnant for a man from a responsible man from a decent background that don't want their family name destroyed....he will Marry you. Forget this story ....
DeleteAnony, he'll marry youc but never marry you. Be smart
Delete@poster 2 at ur age u want to use pregnancy to hook a man, when he disappears now, u write another chronicle seeking for fund. U better close ur leg and wait for him to wife u, why re u even being desperate? Y? Take another e-slap
ReplyDeletePoster 1 u knew she wasn't in love with u and u married her, I can't tell u if she is not cheating but since u wanna please her hit the gym, enroll in the class. Its well
@1 jesus fix it
ReplyDelete@2 anoda slap.....why are we trying to put the term baby mama in the dico (maybe it's there and am just not up to date)
Just like that..you wan carry belle then if tomorrow he marries anoda and people call you after one...you would cry then struggle hard and be forming hardworking independent baby mama when you can opt to be treated as a queen
Bia poster 2..is this current guy not a rebound sef? The way you are latching on..Odikwa very stupid just negodi
Stella,i love dat slap u gave d second poster!its called reset!hahahahaha,poster 2,enrol for an adult class on diction to polish ur spoken english,enlighten urself socially,but dont over do it,am sure ur wife still loves u like u said,she just want u to improve.all d best
ReplyDeleteP1, let me join Stella in her no comment today.lol
ReplyDeleteP2, A man who doesn't value you, if you like take him to the moon and back,nothing mega. A man is trying to avoid making babies with you and you are scheming to tie him down with pregnancy, sorry na ur name
P1) Be my friend and am just gonna teach and give you da secret N tricks am a very tush and porsch guy ooo so no yawa if u need my contact let me know your wife sef go dey run after you i´ve done it many times to safe families and why not again?? comon relax its simple n easy..........
ReplyDeleteWtf??
DeleteLmfaoooo
DeletePoster 1:How did you type this chronicle you sent in? Or is it a chronic case of edeede asuasu? Forgive my written igbo not too good. Finding it hard to believe though but after these years without a change of heart, I doubt your polishing whatever will change anything. Ur wife is mean sha if she really said those things.
ReplyDeleteSame question I asked myself while reading his write up...hmmmm
DeletePoster 1, you have a good wife. You don't want to enrol in a school you also don't want her to teach you. All you want to know is if she's cheating? Then you have a problem.
ReplyDeletePoster 2
DeleteAre u ugly and obesely fat ?
U reek of desperation ...I can't deal !
Poster 1,
ReplyDeleteWhere is your self esteem?...
Na posh English una go chop?...what's your wife's problem sef?...
Well,you need to register in a gym...
Work on your tummy and weight...good cloths don't suit FAT people...
Stop taking champagne, beer,isi Ewu and nkwobi...
Give her money to shop for you...infact let her be your stylist...
Make sure you wear whatever she want and you are good to go...
Chai!..
What did I just read?...
This poster 2 is a Maga!!...
So your priorities now is getting pregnant and forcing a man to marry you...
Are you new on this blog?...
Haven't you learn enough from the chronicles we read here daily...
Mumu!!...
Instead of you to focus on your career,you are here talking rubbish...
Mtcheeeeww...
Go ahead and get pregnant and come back later to beg for baby things and food here...
Onuku!!!...
Bad guy. If I hear
DeletePoster 2, pls don't get pregnant for him abeg!
ReplyDeletePoster 1, just try and change in all this areas, I'm sure she loves you just the way u are and also willing to help u out.
To me, the dude might be her friend or a colleague, ask her about him politely and pls dnt let the issue tear ur home apart.
POSTER 1
ReplyDeleteHold up... "he said is not in love with me"-FIRST ERROR
let Me continue reading....
"she never stopped reminding me of the fact that she didn't love me Error number 2
U shouldn't have gone ahead with marrying her when you already knew all these. There has to be mutual love btw both of u.
Seems you have already belittled urself in front of ur wife..she know u love her so much, u r there to stay and she's taking the piss...
There's nothing wrong in her saying she just wants you to polish ur English small..abi if she doesnt tell u, who will
If you need to make these changes, she's meant to change them for you. If i feel my husband is not dressing well or needs english lessons, I'll teach him myself or go shopping for him. I dnt need him to ask anyone how to change for me.
I would have told you to go ahead and make these changes but only if ur wife loved u, but she clearly doesn't and sorry to tell u the sad truth boss, looks like she;s getting what she wants outside....
POSTER 2.. im sure this is a joke,,someone is trying to play on our intelligence..Are u for real?? are u in this world? u want to hook a guy down..cant u see what s going on around you
pls im not wasting my time advising you,...its unnecessary stress
Stella abeg help me give poster 2 another slap cos she go hear am pass. My hand too soft. Ajebo things lmao. *runs off post*
ReplyDeleteStellla!!! Don't slap anyone o. The situation can slap dem abeg
ReplyDeletePoster 1: Ur English is almost impeccable from ur chronicle, or did somebody help you write? I don not understand ur claim that u speak 'terrible' english...
ReplyDeleteSome write better than they speak though.
DeleteTrue talk..
DeleteBros, I really like you.
ReplyDeletesee it takes a very big man to know when they are going wrong and an even bigger man to seek to make changes.
lets start: your hair, make sure you have a hair cut at least once in 2weeks.
shower twice daily. and go and procure all the body sprays in the world.
clean underwear at all times. don't walk around the house slipperless cos u re gonna get a pedicure once you have read this.
buy most importantly, hit the gym. yes I know you may not be big/fat but there is something about going to the gym that makes one look fresher and healthier. drink less alcohol, more water and fruits. generally start caring about what u look like.
I would ask you to look for a book called Signature by Tolu Cole, this book will tell you the rest as it told me lol. good luck big guy, may you spend many years sharing the same pillow.
Poster1--- your written english has some loop holes no doubt neither are they entirely bad. If i may ask,did stella re edit ur mail or the above is exactly what u sent,if it is then i bet ur wife must be a tad silly for telling u to go d extra mile. She loves people that are eloquent,is she eloquent herself? Truth is,u write better than most graduates here and suffice me to say that if ur spoken english is what u are worried about den u have no problem.
ReplyDeleteUr wife must be a selfish person;and as for her cheating on u, i don't think so bt den what d heck! U never can tell.
Poster2---you sound like a naive girl albeit stupid. You wana hook a dude wv pregnancy? Go on!!! Just don't come writing a sorry ass chronicle mtcheeew
Meant to say 'do not' o. And nor 'don'
ReplyDeleteAaawww@Poster one
ReplyDeleteYou sound like a sincere,naive man(is a compliment)
There are good schools you can register in.. You might not want to get a home tutor since you don't want your kids to see you struggling to learn.
Google Etiquette/public speaking tutoring schools. Some of these places might know a personal shopper you can use. If you have a little change,get help with choosing outfits and colours that fit and suit you.
I am sure within 6months if you are a willing student,you will step out dapper and confident.
Your wife might not be cheating on you,maybe she just enjoys the dude's company which is actually unhealthy. So kindly address that issue very well and express your displeasure.
Remember this,as you go through your change and unveiling,never forget to be humble,kind and a great husband and father. Don't be arrogant or big headed when you eventually achieve the things you search for. Goodluck!
Can we get replies or testimonies from some chronicles that have been treated here?
Poster two.
If you get pregnant for that man,you will be dumped so fast that you won't even know when you got dumped!
Please face your studies.
@poster1 if you wrote this post yourself, your tenses aren't as bad as you think.I don't think it's too late to learn how to dress, just let your wife buy you nice things and teach you how to combine them. I really can't fathom why your wife has been with you for 7 yrs and still don't love you. I feel she's a selfish person. Why did she marry you in the first place? Kai! Some women na wa.
ReplyDelete@poster2 your mumu don ripe.
Poster 1....U no get wahala..Ur wife loves u but she wont admit it..She dont even know what love means..Some women think being in love is just when d object of ur affection makes ur adrenaline pump and they go weak in d knees at d mere thought of them..Love can come in different forms..
ReplyDeleteFor her to have lived with u for 7yrs and even making an attempt to tush u up to her taste should let u know she loves u and aint cheating on u.
Chillax oga..She might be having lunch date with her coleagues but she isnt shagging dem..Give her d benefit of d doubt.
Poster 2...Send in ur chronicle when u eventually turn to baby mama..Thats when i'll be ready to give u an advice..Fish Brain!
Poster 1, i feel for your wife. Lord knows how many times you've embarassed her in public
ReplyDeleteY is it that you never post my story. Why?
ReplyDeletePoster 1) drop your number, my little sister will tame you.
ReplyDeletePoster 2) bitch you are mad
P1 Register in a gym to keep fit
ReplyDeleteInvest in good jean n nice collar neck tops then gradually graduate to wearin slim fitted button shirts
If ur wife wants to cheat, I doubt this changes will make her change her mind.
It's nice to look good, but U married Bro, U shdn't be competing with any dude for ur wife.
What do I know??? I'm not married...
Poster 1: I wonder how you agreed to marry someone who was bold enough to tell you, she doesn't love you. Sha it's your cross...I just think she's with you because she pities you. on the other hand, if you really want to impress her, maybe you can hit the gym, take English lessons and all. And if she still doesn't start appreciating you after all these nko? Errmm...I forgot to ask, are you stinkingly rich? Na 'queshion' oh....I wan understand why she's still in this 'marriage'
ReplyDeletePoster2: Biko don't use protection next time so you can get preggie. We dey wait for your 2nd Chronicle
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Poster 1:Your wife has a great sense of humour .however I will suggest for the sake of your marriage just enroll in an evening school to brush up your English tense and also search on YouTube ,research how to look clean and dress like a gentle man.not only for your marriage alone but the way you will be perceived outside .your wife LOVES you joor she's just pretending but she truly cares.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: I am your age mate and trust me I feel like you should grow pass holding a man down with pregnancy.never trust men that want to go marry a white lady thinking they will come back for you. sorry but not sorry you better use your head and finish your degree .
I agree with you.
DeleteP 1: Your wife really LOVES you.
She just doesn't want you to be complacent.
Desperation! Ladies learn to respect yourself
ReplyDeletePoster one, bros learn ow to dress ooo, learn ow to speak good english, work on ur belly bros. Once you dress well, speak well and u look fit, na ur wife con enta wahala bcos Ndi young girls dey vex.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: u r a super dead girl, I swear down, bois don sharp, get belle na, u go just be baby mama.
Poster 1 I feel for you and your wife might think she is doing you a favour, but truth is she is not. For me, compatibility and peace of mind comes before love. Cos if u are compatible with someone loving them is no issue.... But in this case I don't know.
ReplyDeletePoster 2, getting preggy for a guy won't let him stay with u.... Never! Better behave yourself.
Poster 2: ur narrative is either forged or is a joke.U need to attend cele church let them sing into ur brain so ud start thinking properly, U want to come here and cry wolf after 9 mths yet u r the one who perpetrated evil against urself.Let boo boo be fooling u inugo which he wants to use Australian babe to get his permit.Oriegwu, but u can kee shaa a man has a babe @ 24 u won't let him be.Abeg blog fam, let's stop this women stand up for women as long as these airheads think men r scarce they will still go n get preggers for ppl like baba plumber just to prove they got a man.
ReplyDeletePoster 1: Y will u go ahead n marry a geh who says she doesn't luv u? Now u want to know if baby oku is cheating? Shior, u will only die of sadness if u find out.Sadness which u brought upon urself.Lemmi advice u better attend ur evening class religiously, let wifey teach u and ignore what ur kids think afterall if no be u another man for father them.As it is, u almost don't stand a chance. U r in competition with any and everywell dresses, well toned 6 pack hunk out there.Its ur call to make.
poster 1: the answer is staring you right in the face. Mr. man enrol in an evening class and save your marriage. dont do it for her, do it for yourself cos if you speak well, its to your own advantage.. also regarding the potbelly, dude go to the gym!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNarrative one: are you kidding me, how come you could write ds narrative well without any mistake, you even finish with first class and still you said your tenses are bad.... No comment Nna
ReplyDeleteNarrative2: Slap is all you need to gain your sense back.
THELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeletePoster1----please what kinda english are you talking about??,weren't you the one that typed this chronicle and sent to sterrakork??,if yes,then you're good to go!!,your wife should have gotten married to Hon patrick since she so desire a man with a good cmmand of english,atleast she saw you the way you were before agreeing to marry you....please calm your nerves and stop looking down at yourself,...if you so desire to be her dream man,then put all shame aside and tell her to teach you not minding the fact that your kids sees you. Whilst learning...
Poster2----you sound so stupid!!,after all the heart aching chronicles you've been reading on here,you still wanna open your bow legs and get preggy without marrying...isi odigima,,you berra face your studies,graduate and get busy with your life,your australian bf is only deceiving you so snap out of your wonderland and face reality...at 24yrs,your priorty is to become a babymama eh kwa?,oniranu omo lo fe ya yen,if you think a baby would make him stay,then go ask peru why tuface nor marry her with the pikins wey she born give am.....a word is enough for te wise..
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
THELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeletePoster1----please what kinda english are you talking about??,weren't you the one that typed this chronicle and sent to sterrakork??,if yes,then you're good to go!!,your wife should have gotten married to Hon patrick since she so desire a man with a good cmmand of english,atleast she saw you the way you were before agreeing to marry you....please calm your nerves and stop looking down at yourself,...if you so desire to be her dream man,then put all shame aside and tell her to teach you not minding the fact that your kids sees you. Whilst learning...
Poster2----you sound so stupid!!,after all the heart aching chronicles you've been reading on here,you still wanna open your bow legs and get preggy without marrying...isi odigima,,you berra face your studies,graduate and get busy with your life,your australian bf is only deceiving you so snap out of your wonderland and face reality...at 24yrs,your priorty is to become a babymama eh kwa?,oniranu omo lo fe ya yen,if you think a baby would make him stay,then go ask peru why tuface nor marry her with the pikins wey she born give am.....a word is enough for te wise..
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
Poster 2, u don't have priorities
ReplyDeletePoster 1, get ur confidence back and stop allowing ur wife treat u d way she wants to JESUS will fix u
THELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeletePoster1----please what kinda english are you talking about??,weren't you the one that typed this chronicle and sent to sterrakork??,if yes,then you're good to go!!,your wife should have gotten married to Hon patrick since she so desire a man with a good cmmand of english,atleast she saw you the way you were before agreeing to marry you....please calm your nerves and stop looking down at yourself,...if you so desire to be her dream man,then put all shame aside and tell her to teach you not minding the fact that your kids sees you. Whilst learning...
Poster2----you sound so stupid!!,after all the heart aching chronicles you've been reading on here,you still wanna open your bow legs and get preggy without marrying...isi odigima,,you berra face your studies,graduate and get busy with your life,your australian bf is only deceiving you so snap out of your wonderland and face reality...at 24yrs,your priorty is to become a babymama eh kwa?,oniranu omo lo fe ya yen,if you think a baby would make him stay,then go ask peru why tuface nor marry her with the pikins wey she born give am.....a word is enough for te wise..
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
THELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeletePoster1----please what kinda english are you talking about??,weren't you the one that typed this chronicle and sent to sterrakork??,if yes,then you're good to go!!,your wife should have gotten married to Hon patrick since she so desire a man with a good cmmand of english,atleast she saw you the way you were before agreeing to marry you....please calm your nerves and stop looking down at yourself,...if you so desire to be her dream man,then put all shame aside and tell her to teach you not minding the fact that your kids sees you. Whilst learning...
Poster2----you sound so stupid!!,after all the heart aching chronicles you've been reading on here,you still wanna open your bow legs and get preggy without marrying...isi odigima,,you berra face your studies,graduate and get busy with your life,your australian bf is only deceiving you so snap out of your wonderland and face reality...at 24yrs,your priorty is to become a babymama eh kwa?,oniranu omo lo fe ya yen,if you think a baby would make him stay,then go ask peru why tuface nor marry her with the pikins wey she born give am.....a word is enough for te wise..
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
Poster 1... your wife married you out of self pity and help you rendered. she has been saying it all the while you turned deaf ears. she wanted to polish you, you refused because your kid noticed... Oga take style shame for yourself. Go and meet her to polish you. be watching fashion tv on dstv to help you tone up and you can meet money maker to tell you how to loose your fat belle. stop drinking beer and eating late night food. be taking fruits and you will see ur belle go look like 2 weeks old.
ReplyDeletePoster 2... stella go slap you very well. you think pregnancy keeps a guy. dont try it and dont be daft. Dont be like President wife on this blog that is wishing for something that cannot happen. Be yourself and wait for your God own husband. Inugo
Lwkkm @ "receive slap"......
ReplyDeleteNO 1...U CAUSED IT ALL CUZ U WUDNT VE RUN AWAY FROM LETTIN HER ASSIST U IN D AREAS SHE NOTCED U WERNT GUD AT.OR U ENROL IN A SCH LYK SHE ADVSE, IF VICE VERSA WAS D CASE U WUD VE USED DT EXCUSE TO MISBEHAVE..NO2..WAT MEKS U THNK WIT OR WITHT PREGNNCY HE WILL COM BCK??WAT IF DE OVERSEA GF DOESNT ALLOW HIM???TOMJERRYSWIT
ReplyDeletePoster2 U can get pregnant if u want to but be sure he won't be there to take care of u neither will he marry u immediately or send u money while abroad. The question now is "can u take care of urself? If no cos ur in the uni, then Dont. Besides ur just _24.
ReplyDeletePoster 1. I Dont think u need to bother urself about the guy she hangs out with and pls Dont nag about it. If u do, u will relatively push her into the guys arms. I'm talking from my experience. Just try and improve on ur looks.tilll she notices it. Register in a gym. Take ur boys along with u while going. Its sexy. Change ur undies. Browse trendy undies, shave ur pubic hair regularly and if u have bumps there, keep using hair removal creme till it clears up. Maintain ur white singlets. Change them every three months, use deodorants anytime u remember. Take her alone to movies, parks with ur kids. U will literary seduce her. She will pimp u up when she sees ur efforts. I pray it works for u. Xoxo
p1
ReplyDeleteu messed up by not taking her evening class serious. why are u shy your son is seeing you trying to better yourself? rather he should learn that in life, u can always get better at anything. well, know where she goes to lunch and just form u ran into her and the guy, then u can know whats up frm there. or you can start taking her to lunch so she doesnt have time for the guy. another is start learning the english with her and let her put u thru.
women use men for different things u know and she might nt be cheating in all honesty but with the time she spends with the guy, na so e dey start cos she might get used to d guy and the heart will start giving her ideas. have her shop 4 u so ur dresses will make sense to her. just curious...how did you get a first class with you not knowing your tenses???
p2
no man can be hooked unless he wants to. am sure that anazode or so story should be a recent example for u to learn from.
Poster 2: I'm laughing in swahili ooo, yo case is a serious one. You think you will be tieing him down, wrong......you're tieing yoself down because if the guy doesnt want you he will walk away pregnancy or not!
ReplyDeletePoor man @ first poster.
ReplyDeleteI feel so sorry for you and admire your enthusiasm to learn and how open and truthful you are. You're a 1-in-a million kind of man. Are you sure you're African? Is English your 1st language?
Cos I know it's those who speak other languages that have problems with grammatical rules like tenses. People may ask how you had a 1st class and you can't speak English very well. That Is the most logical explanation(to me).
I think you should enrol in the school as your wife said or hire a good lesson teacher that will start from basics with you. A patient person or you can get an ipad app to help your grammar. Just go to app world, you will see ones with audio and even assignment. I personally have one for pronunciations in all languages and it helps.
Please do not blame your wife, she's sapiosexual and a weird/practical marriage scenario. Such people should always be impressed(like, you shouldn't relent in developing yourself), that is how they feel. Some people marry just to get good genres of their partners.
As for dressing. If you can't hire a stylist. Why not check out good street fashion, office fashion sites for people of your age. Create a folder on your ipad/tablet and be storing pics there. At night before you sleep, watch the pictures and their fashion suggestions. Before you know it, it will grow on you and you will be making good fashion decisions inadvertently. It works...(and please, dress age appropriate and size appropriate). Get a good haircut and remember your best asset at your age and the brightest most handsome thing about men of your age is self confidence and vivaciousness. Always smile and feel good and alive inside, it will radiate on the outside.
Stop professing your love to your wife all the time. That is what is boring her. Stop acting all clingy or all jealous or insecure. Love her but withdraw a bit from her. I doubt she's cheating on you just that at times, women will marry one thing and admire another. Nothing is complete. (even if she's cheating, I don't think you will even leave her), so just mystify yourself a bit( even from your post, you're too open and frank, and life doesn't work that way at times) and develop yourself. You will get your wife back. Hopefull) wish I could help more...
Bona Bona!
DeletePurrfect.
Iphie dear,
DeleteThank you.
How are you and how's your fam?
**bows**
POSTER 1- firstly your wife is not cheating.(my mind tells me so) tell her,to cut relationship with that dude..
ReplyDeleteCheck for male fashion blogs,then you can see how guys dress.Dont just wait till morning before you choose what to wear to work the next day,because you would end up choosen the wrong thing...
If u drink beer,stop n visit the gym when u are free (weekends or daily before you go to work )
Create time to hang out with her,so that dude wont try to get her...
Your wife just need to love you,haba nah...
Just wondering,your mail is properly written,how is it that you tenses aint fresh...probably you are like my friend,he writes well but his tenses are so wrong..anytime i remember how we met,i smile..
He would come to church and either a sit behind me ,or the pew next to mine,so during bible studies when i stand up to talk he can hear...he never talked,he was too handsome,goes home immediately after church,he never talks to any one...he did dis several sunday.one good Sunday my eyes jammed his..my hrt skipped so fast.i quickly went to the rest room,and he followed me and waited for me to get out of the rest room. All he did was,my name is E*,handed me a card to call the number on it..he told me he didnt attend uni n was quite broke...its been years now,i got to know the company was His,he was the person who paid for the bible study manuals that were shared to all my unit members..and he was very Rich.
Madam G.O.E....
Did you marry the "friend"
DeletePoster 2 take dah slap to reset ur brain. DO nOT get pregnant for him until he wife's u...
ReplyDeletePoster 1
ReplyDeleteKudos to you cos you sound like a nice man. You are above 40 and I believe you've been reading, writing and communicating in english ever since you were little. Please donot stress yourself at getting better cos uv attained a peak which is quite Okay cos your write up isn't terrible as you've portrayed in its content (dats if someone else didn't compose it...lol...jus kidding)....Uv got a lil insecurity issues and prolly a declining self esteem around your adorable wife.....Just do d necessary...look good, smell nice, be YOU.....thats all dat matters. She is a lady and as a man, I pick no offence with a lady having a male companion; marriage isn't a trap dt restricts us from the opposite sex. Ignore your fears and just stay strong, you've got a nice woman who still fulfils her role as a wife and even beyond, as not evry woman would get gifts for her man.
Treat her right my man and just be you....she chose you over other men within her age bracket....If she is cheating or doin anythn of such, u'll feel it and I bet your chronicle would have a different tone. Get her a gift sometime soon, today or tomorrow....give her surprises.....dose re the spices that add dt sweet flavour to a union. Enjoy your marriage.
Poster 2
I knw u'll get a lot of bashing today. Hope it'll reset your current disposition to life.
Li-yon Vls
Poster 2: pls get pregnant for him and then come back to share your chronicle with us. At 24 when ur mates are thinking of how to improve their lives and enjoy being single,you are here seeking useless advice on how to "trap"a man. Ur self esteem must be in the gutters, to even think of doing such.
ReplyDeleteAnother potential baby mama! Dumb girls everywr..
ReplyDeleteDouble slap for poster 2... The most stupid chronicles I have seen...
ReplyDeletePoster 1.. I don't even know what to advice u on....ur case is delicate ..start with the dressing, get a stylist and then get a good English teacher....
Stella wetin happen? Why no comment? Em'
ReplyDelete1. She tried to polish you but you declined now you want us to tell you what to do. Go back to her and let her transform you into the man she wants. That's the best way to handle this Sir. It is well.
2. Babe, you'll only add to the list of baby mamas cos pregnancy b4 marriage does not guarantee him marrying you. Let him go, wait for him if you can and if not, move on.
Poster 2, don't you have any future plans or ambition? You deserve a bigger slap o. What do you want to do with your life, do you want a career or do you want to be an entrepreneur etc.those are the things you should be focusing on instead of how to tie a man down. Trust me your future is greater than that.
ReplyDeletePoster 1: The truth is if the shoe was on the other foot you would have probably forced your wife to upgrade or you would get a new wife. There is nothing wrong with improving your life. Since you can work on it why not do it.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: You must be very stupid!!! Sex for 2 pregnancy for 1!!! Idiot
e get as e be o
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
You are 24 and you want to tie a man with belle,for what... BUT SINCERELY ARE YOU THAT STUPID..is a question....
ReplyDeleteThe guy is not the one asking you to get preggy fot him sef.....i know in your mind you are like...if he goes abroad he would be come rich and send me dollars and pounds and when he comes back he would marry me cos i have his child...
Jeeeeeeeeez,get a life...
You are not serious with your life,you call yourself a graduate,of what faculty...let me guess
BABY MAMA WANNABE department in
SCHOOL OF LOW SELF ESTEEM GIRLS.
Mtcheeeew...
B.v Madam G.O.E
Hahhhhahahahah...
DeleteIf u want be a baby mama poster 2 why not choose well ? Buhari's son , senators kids nko?
BV nene on point
DeleteAwww@Poster 1:You must be a very nice man and good husband, especially to know that you need to work on yourself.
ReplyDeleteYour written English is good,si what went wrong? Is it the way you pronounce?
I think there are English courses online that you can take, if you can't enrol for one.
As for your big belly,lose the excess fat by jogging each day, at least for 30 minutes or so.
Then,you do sit ups and leg raises.
You don't need a gym for that if you don't want to, cos you can do them at home.
For your dress sense,or lack of it,i suppose there should be forums for men's fashion online too, Instagram pages are also there, or magazines.
Lol, @thanks to SDK. Na you wan snoop o. No thank anyone.
Goodluck to you.
Poster 2: Recieve sense.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Poster 1 pls who help u compose the chronicle?? If it's you, u dnt ve much problem naw.. poster 2 u don kolo ni? Abeg get the belly, even get nyansh n Breast join..
ReplyDeleteposter1: "i might not live long and her sons will need advice from their father on when to start having sex and how not to get a woman pregnant", mehn this her answer no follow at all so i'd advice you to be worried. You also need to work on your body and the tenses stuff , also remember she kept saying she doesn't love you
ReplyDeleteposter2: u never hear of hooking gone wrong before abi, no worry wen u try the hooking thing remember to tell us how it ended
And pls hit the gym boss......not only is it beneficial for your looks but for ur health as well......and if u acknowledge that you dress poorly den take a cue from the dresses she gets for u as gifts. Search for shops that sell such and get them in bulk. Surprise wifey wiv a new look bro. @Poster 1.
ReplyDeleteLi-yon Vls.
Poster 1 i think you are wallowing in self pity. No self confidence,your wife is trying to help you and you dont wanna allow her. Sit down and talk things over with her. Let her know your fears. Communication is necessary here. I wish you the best.
ReplyDeletePoster 2 Receive sense in Jesus name! You are just 24 and you are this desperate.
Hook him up with pregnancy and watch yourself suffer.
Poster 2..u deserve a slap by Yogozuna!
ReplyDeletePoster 1...u need an etiquette and fashion trainer...if u have the money, try and hire a discreet one and let it be male so u will feel comfortable around him.
Also will advice u don't tell your wife...just go for the training classes and soon she will testify to the apparent changes.
But mehn...that ur wife is mean. She is lucky but let her take heed lest her luvk in life fails.
Let's learn to be grateful and thankful!
Nonsense and ingredient
ReplyDelete@Galore
P1, aaaawww I went emotional for you, *shed tears* Gid will heal your home and that home will not scatter. Tell her you want to continue with the tutorials, that's all I have to say. P2, so yo open rleyes like this them deh job you abi, continue, just this April o.
ReplyDeletePoster 2, are you for real???? I just got annoyed with this your question. I wish I could slap little sense into you. You are just 24, still an undergraduate and all you can think of is getting pregnant to hook a man??? Mtcheeew. Rubbish!
ReplyDeletePoster2 Be very sure of where you stand in his life before getting pregnant,buhaha! Asif getting preggy will even make him stay if he doesn't wnt to.Please shine your eyes
ReplyDeletePoster1 Your Case is so Pathetic,Thing is your wife doesn't love you,she only married you act of self pity. Tush yourself up if you think you loosing her cause of that,she will still run to always meet "Mr Looks good and speaks good diction"
Maybe she's cheating or Maybe she's not.
@Poster 1: with your write up you do not Sound like someone who's not well spoken. Your wife is just kinda following Trends and has refused to see the good side of you. Is it the grammar you speak that's gonna make her home a happy one? She might not be cheating but she's asking for way too much.
ReplyDelete@Poster 2: NEVER HOOK A GUY DOWN WITH PREGNANCY.
Ooooooooooooh my...!
ReplyDeletePoster one let ur mind b @ rest cos wit what u wrote here I can see dat ur wife still love u
Poster 2 oya receive slap
I notice ur name must surely be Adamu or Mumu
U tink pregnancy can hook him down if he doesn't love u? If dat is wot u tink then carry on bt am expecting anoda chronicle of how u become a baby mama and single parent sooner.
poster 2.... no words.
ReplyDeleteposter 1, I like the way ur chronicles sound. whether she is cheatin ornot is moot point. pls dnt focus on that. u alrdy knw what she wants from you. first enroll in a gym, or start excercising at home. also ask for her help again with the spoken English, u can do it in the privacy of your room. then go the extra length to get someone outside to teach you how to carry yourself. when she sees that you are trying, she wld be happy. happy wife=happy life
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ReplyDeleteOrishirishi full here,poster 2 if u still ask this type of question,which pple com dey preach against baby mama here,hmmmmm
ReplyDeleteStella you are partial for slapping only one person while the two deserve the same treatment!Why does poster one deserve slap? Because he saw a free teacher and refuse to learn simply because his son is noticing his lesson!Now he is snooping,he never seen anything yet.
ReplyDeleteDAFT, DESPERATE, LOCAL, FOOLISH, USELESS, UGLY, LOW SELF ESTEEM POSTER NO.2
ReplyDeletePOSTER 2: in addition to the slap Stella sent to u, I hereby send u some sense..OYA RECEIVE SENSE!!!!! People who tried that are looking for a way to come out & u want to enter Wt ur krokro eyes... Indeed, common sense is not common afterall....mtchewwww.
ReplyDeletePOSTER1: you are a good man! I respect you for that..men like you are rare (men who accept their wrong and are willing to learn). I advise you to go for the English tutorials to brush up your English. Also, you can heed to your wife's advice on dressing..maybe allow her select what she would love you wear wen you're going out. Make her know u appreciate her efforts.. just try to improve in those areas, and also tell her where u want her improve. Effective communication bridges gap. Yours is good, at least you're willing to learn. I used to have someone like you but wasn't willing to learn but needed me to be his miss perfect.. it's supposed to be a mutual thing. Your willingness to learn will save u some stress.. you can also take out some workout routines to keep fit and look better, alongside eating healthy.
Lol, oh my days... @ no 1, errrhm, i wont say your wife is cheating on you, but will advice you to hold her interest... every effort she suggests to refine you into the man she admires should be received knowing she means well. let your ego go and learn after all life is a learning curve daily.
ReplyDelete@ no 2... the re-emphasize the slap that was dashed to you.
Poster2.........I'm indeed sorry for u,
ReplyDeleteDude is using u
I hope stella's slap will correct your brain
Mk I try Emjay 2day... Jesus fix it...
ReplyDeleteP1: Good to know u desire to polish urself because u want to impress ur wife since u fear to lose her esp.wen u know she doesn't love it. At least she was sincere enough to tell u that and respects u enough to put up with u despite ur lapses. So it's not surprising when u want to do everything u can to please this woman.
ReplyDeleteJust show her how serious u are to improve ur diction and ur dress sense. I'm sure since she is smart and polished like u said, she could help u with ur wardrobe, even take u for a make over or something...
As for ur diction, allow her assist u or go for English classes, since u so much want to please her.
U are an intelligent man, I'm sure if u give ur all to learning good tenses, u will get it right with time.
But just show her u are committed to working on urself and ur body. She will appreciate that u are even trying. Don't be aloof about improving urself or u will push her further away.
Focus on working on urself right now. Take suspicions and worries off ur mind cos I guess for now, u have to take ur wife by her word that she isn't seeing anyone.
P2: Lady, if u think that having sex with a man or getting pregnant for him will make him stay, then u have another thing coming.
It's called stupidity...
Better focus on ur studies and let the man be.
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That slap for poster 2 is so funny,she deserves it though.poster 1 really don't know what to say,u sound like a good man ur wife should at least give u small respect cos u r her husband no matter what,its a good one u willing to learn,enroll in the evening class thing,she should help in ur dressing cos if she sabi dressing u shudnt have a pblm with that.the big belle thing,bv miz osas deals on that,she can get u singlet trainers for men abi wetin them call am.Just tush urslf up and u ll see her falling in love with u.
ReplyDeleteLook at her stupid mouth get pregnant to hook him down, how sure r u dt he will come back within the next ten years, who will take kia of ur child young girl? Desperation is written all over u. God have Mercy on u.
ReplyDeletePoster one,Awwwww....Buh ur english sounded so good here.chai...see as i was just pitying u.
ReplyDeletesorry sir.Buh d Truth be told...dat Ya Wife is turning into à Nag and a would-be-cheat.
What does dat mean?reminding u of ur shortcomings 7 Years after marriage?
and d Sad thing is that is not Even her attitude that sucks Buh ur inability to see her for whom she is turning into.
She shoulld quit measuring u Wit dat dude she is having lunch Wit and learn to start Loving u.
Inukwa? Reminding u she dosent love u.
AnD u are here trying to "win" her by learning English.
Biko do what u can Buh dont Let her make u inferior or bad.
AnD tell her i said she should stop "having lunch" Wit dat man' and that "The Grass is never greener on d other side"
Heheheee,on a lighter note,Oga we don teach u how to snoop. Hehehhehehe
Poster 2,ITI AKWU!
Some Of u never learn!
U think u can trap him Wit a baby?
All d story of dem crying baby mamas wey deir men never marry enters one ear and leaves via d Oda.abi?
U Guys can make it look posh and trendy all u want,Buh à baby Mama is one thing: Classless!
P1, I don't even understand your problem cos you write considerably well. However, I'll say you should read more books, then communicate with your wife in English language, even while at home. Make it a habit. Then she wil be correcting you in the process. I think that will help. For your big tummy, it takes dietary and exercise discipline. Don't eat too much carbohydrates. Stop taking alcohol. Work out a lot.
ReplyDeleteP2, I'm sorry for you. I can see you don't mind being a baby mama. Just in case Stella's slap didnt reset your senses, please sit down and ask yourself what happens if your plan doesn't pan out. Are you ready to be a single parent? I bet you're now desperate to hook him cos he has tasted you. It doesn't matter. You can still retrace your steps now, or you can go ahead, make a grievous mistake and learn from it
Poster 1, you are a disgrace to all men around the world. You are a mumu. That's why you allowed yourself to develop FAT big belle. Your wife told you face to face she don't love you becos she knows that you are a yeye man. I am ashamed on your behalf. Nonsense.
DeletePoster 2...
ReplyDeleteReally ??? U met a guy in April and in 2months he's telling you about marriage....and also wnts to travel to Australia to get married for papers.....lol. wake up honey....did he tell yu all dese on April 1st cos it sounds like he was playing the regular April fool prank on ya. Dat tale was just for your legs to go from West to east just like Lagos to Ebonyi on the nigerian map..lol..sorry tho.
Truth is, ladies need to be careful wiv guys from their childhood/past.....it works like this: they see you all grown up after so many years and what gets to their mind is dat you've been sexually active and they can attempt to take a slice off the cake....and after a while it becomes lucid to the woman that she has been sexually defrauded.lol.....of course not in all cases but trust me, it happens in 65 -70 % of cases.....Poster 2, pls end it already or jst tie a wrapper evry sunday and come out by 5pm for some more episodes of tales by moonlight..lol
Li-yon Vls.
Poster 1: enrol in eveningclass, polish ur English, hit d gym.. Forget abt wat u saw, play ur part well and please her.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: A slap to reset ur brain. At dis age andcentury? Hooking a guy wt pregnancy? U mumu abeg..guys don finish? Mtcheeew.
Poster 1. I strongly believe in fitting ur partner to ur taste or choice. Notice the kind of clothes she buys you, look it up online also on how best to kit up from the kind of toiletries to clothes shoes, deodorants and perfumes. Register in a gym, and reduce ur intake of 'cab'. Concerning ur spoken English, well no one is perfect. Allow her sometime to take u on it. Finally, have a chat with your wife on how to encourage you on these stuffs. Make sure u are ready for the change before u have the conversation with her. You'll be fine oga. I don't think she's cheating doh.
ReplyDeletePoster 2. Don't tie him with pregnancy oh. Tie yourself to ur career and he'll come back for u.
Poster one doesn't sound like his tenses are bad. I'm not even believing him.
ReplyDeletePoster two is seeking attention not advice.
Poster 1,I advice you enrol in the evening class like your wife said,cut down on eba and fufu intake,if you are the type that drinks beer stop/reduce it and visit the gym to flatten the pot belly..make sure your body and breath smells nice at all time.
ReplyDeleteIf you do all these and she still isn't attracted to you,come back and slap me..
Poster two,Receive sense ijn.so you wanna become a babymama abi? How old are you that you're this desperate? Brace yourself up for the insults/cusses you'll receive today..I pray the cusses reset your brain and sense of reasoning..
POSTER NO 1, START POLISHING YOUR LOOK BY JOINING THE GYM TO TONE YOUR POT BELLY, THEN WITH YOUR NEW FRAME YOU CAN HIRE A STYLE CONSULTANT TO HELP WITH YOUR DRESSING (IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY) OR LOOK AT CATALOGUES OR PEOPLE AROUND YOU AND ALSO LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE'S ADVISE SOMETIME. REGARDING YOUR ENGLISH, IT ISN'T THAT BAD, NUT IF YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE, YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE THAN TO ENROL FOR EVENING CLASSES.
ReplyDeletePoster2, 24years old? Where are u running to??? Ur desperation will land u in hell! (Wrong marriage )
ReplyDeletePoster 1 u can change 4 the better 4 ur wife. Poster 2 ajuju? Baby mama ahughi gi kwusi. Oya join the queue. Pregnancy na aru mcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeletePoster one you are the greatest foolish man I have seen in my life. Oh Chineke. Are you a man or woman?. I can swear that your wife is cheating on you. Once again you're a big MUMU. Ezi
ReplyDeletePoster 1, I dont think ur wife is cheating on you really but you are about pushing her into the arms of her dream man. According to you, she made efforts to transform you into her ideal man but you frustrated her efforts. So what else do u want her to do? Is it a crime that ur son sees his mum teaching/explaining things to u? Its not like she beats u up while teaching you, so why are you ashamed of learning in ur son's presence?
ReplyDeleteWell, i think you should enroll for evening classes like she suggested earlier since u cant learn with ur kids around OR engage the services of a home teacher if u dont want ur wife to teach you. You can help urself too....get Brighter Grammar, it will help you learn easily and faster and pls work on that tummy too. I hate seeing men with a tummy so big like they are assisting their wife to carry pregnancy.Exercise more,,it will make u look smarter and always allow ur wife to select ur outfit combination for you.....not u nacking lemon on indigo and lilac all in the name of color blocking meanwhile u're already looking like a village masquerade.
Bros, just give ur wife the chance to brush u up.
Poster 2, Receive sense. You mean after all what you have read on this blog so far, you still have the mentality of 'tying a man with pregnancy'. Is he a goat that you want to tie down?
I'm sending a truck load of e-slaps ur way to re-set ur brain.
STELLA PLEASE NOTE POSTER NUMBER 2'S EMAIL AND NAME SO THAT WHEN SHE COME TO THIS BLOG NEXT YEAR BEGGING FOR MONEY THEN WE WILL REMIND HER OF HER STUPIDITY.
ReplyDeleteYou're a papajassman. A man who leaves off a woman. Animal
ReplyDeleteposter 1: u are a good man and u love ur family please if u think u can improve within urself then try and do it for urself and blcos it will make u happy than go ahead if nt ignore her love urself and strive to learn everyday of ur life. u are the greatest supporter of urself so dont put urself down for any reason we dont have it all in life that's part of life. may God bless and give u more wisdom to takecare of ur family.
ReplyDeleteposter 2: sorry i dont like cursing out on pple but permit me to curse u a bit, U ARE VERY STUPID! getting pragnant dont hook men anymore if u dont know go and ask FLAVOR, 2FACE, WIZKID,DUNCAN, DAVIDO to mention but a few they all have baby mamas and nt married to them. so get it straight if a man dont want to marry u no matter d amount of baby industry u have that will nt make him marry u. so take that slap STELLA gave u and sleep when u woke up ur eyes will clear or join the baby league is allowed is ur cross but pls dont come back for baby clothes and the rest in this blog blcos no body will listen to u.
You're a papajassman. A man who leaves off a woman. Animal
ReplyDeletePoster1- I think you should start worshipping the ground your wifey walks on cos she's one of a kind.
ReplyDeleteDo all you must with the last drop of your blood to please her from henceforth
Poster2- recieve resounding echoing slap.
Poster 1: Your type is really rear. You are really in love. Your wife on the other hand is something else...heartless. The way she speaks to you can make a faint hearted person commit suicide, but then again shes just being honest with you.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: You sound desperate.So are you telling me those 2 options are all you got? ''The problem now is i don't know if i should trust him and wait for him to come back or get pregnant for him to hook him down?'' SHINE YOUR EYES
Poster 2, pls dont try it.if he loves u. He will come for u. If not, God will send u ur own man......what if he doesnt come back for u.....u will end up being a single mum. How will u cope?
ReplyDeletePoster 1, pls ask wifey to teach u berself. U cld have the lessons after your kids bed time and in the comfort of your room. Pls don't be shy about it. She's ur wife. It will give u d chance to bond better with her, u can enroll in a gym and go for weekend gym classes, she will see u are going the extra mile for her. Have her help you pick out ur clothing for the day.. Go cloth shopping with her so she can help u get kind of clothes she likes.
#-Low self esteem abi na wetin I go call this one. Oga go buy English books for children start from there or you can start reading your kids' books, na God go help you shah.
ReplyDelete#2- Just negodi. Because of obodo oyibo guy wey dey manage you wan carry belle?
@ P1 : Register at an evening lesson or employ a teacher for private lessons . You want to make your wife happy? Try not to embarrass her. You can go shopping with her and let her pick your outfits. Love hurts when it's unrequited but you can make her fall in love with you. Just try to better yourself. Buy primary and high school English text books, a dictionary and a lot of novels. Read them as much as you can .
ReplyDeleteP2: Desperate much ? Stupid much? You are very gullible. The man is travelling to marry that woman to secure his residency and you're talking about tying him down. Mumu! If women could successfully tie a man with a pregnancy, why the sudden rise in the number of baby mamas ? Receive sense !
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ReplyDeleteGood afternoon Stella, i have been an ardent reader of your blog but never comment. Am in my 30s but not in any serious relationship, almost all the men that comes my way wants to sleep with me before marriage. Having heard a lot of baby mamas i don't want to be a victim moreover, my faith doesn’t accept it. My question now is how am sure that this so called men will married me after sleeping with them. Some of them even went as far as telling me that they can only marry me if I get pregnant for them. Are they no longer Christian in this plant earth that believe that marriage is honorable and bed undefiled? Please i want to hear your advice if your have experience such and did you handle the situation. Am loosing my mind. Thanks.
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Delete@poster 1, your written English is not that bad na...ur wife is just a joker, I'm sure some married women with serious chronicles will wanna switch places with her - better remind her of that.
ReplyDelete@poster 2, u r a learner with all the stories uve been reading on this blog, u still don't have sense ba??? Mtcheew
POSTER1...Why does it seem like its a woman that sent in this chronicle describing her husband? I don't believe a man can belittle himself so much like the Poster did. If you are the woman that sent in this about your husband, you are completely insane, why marry him if you know you have so much contempt for him, why do you scorn your husband? By the time a side chic takes that man and polishes him to her standard, you will run to all the blogs and be screaming blue murder.
ReplyDeleteYou better work on your home .
If its a man that sent in this, you need to work on your self esteem, nobody has the right to look down on you, you are being verbally abused and you don't even know it. Did you drug her and drag her to the altar? I don't care how bad your tenses are or how bad you dress, you deserve to be in a place where you are treated like a king and respected. She is suppose to be your help-mate.
Sit her down and talk to her, it doesn't matter if when talking, you make some English blunder.
Talk to her and let her know how that character of hers is affecting you. Very soon , the love you have for her will gradually turn into resentment if she continues and your self esteem will be all time low.
Meanwhile, in your spare time buy novels, read a lot. You will get there.
Poster 2...if you are 40 years and above then you better take in for him but if you are in your twenties then your stupidity is on an epic level.
XOXO MYSTERY
P1 if you typed that and Stella didn't edit, well you're not so bad.
ReplyDeleteYou know the needful, try to brush up. Nobody was born a gramnarian, some of us attended government schools from primary to university and we are fine, why? We went the extra mile.
You knew what you wanted, why did you not go the extra mile but waited one, two... Seven years? Huh?
Thanks to the fast pace at which the world is moving, you can educate yourself without stepping into school. Buy audios that deal with pronunciation, make the dictionary your best friend, look at the transcriptions beside each word whenever you're in doubt.
If you want to look trim, do the needful, start eating healthy, hit the gym!
P2
ReplyDeleteReally?? Are you this foolishly desperate?? He told you he has a gf abroad and is telling you he's just using her so he can get the cookie, he got it and didn't propose to you and you're talking of hooking him down, seriously??
Do you have priorities at all? In fact get pregnant and add to the statistics of single mothers(no offence to the single mums out there).
To d first poster...u write well sooo Wots up. Umu nwanyi sef
ReplyDeleteP1- how then did you compose such a mail to stella?you graduated with a 1st class,ehen?
ReplyDeleteAbeg,i don't think you should bother yourself with who she is seeing or who she isn't, my candid advice to you should be,just try and buy good clothes,look at men's magazine,check online on how to blend your clothes,from there your wife will be encouraged to help you with your tenses.
P2- I call on the host of heaven to give you sense right now,WHAT?are you okay?please forget about hooking him with a baby,what if the witch in your village decide to visit you on their seminar day,and le boo decides to fashy you in naija with the baby?you'll become after one.
My advice?concentrate on your studies,whatever will be will be.
There is no greater joy in waiting and getting Gods own package.
I say wait,i say again,WAIT.
Poster 1: buhahahahahahaha. Sorry I had to laugh. She offered to teach you but coz of ur child noticing it, u stopped? Smh. U guys can always do it in the bedroom. Beg her to teach you again. U r a very lucky man. U av a wife that is very honest and smart. If u don't want her to teach u again, then do as she says and enroll in an evening class.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: you must be MAD!!! Stella, give her another resounding slap please. Get pregnant and watch him leave you forever. Dude doesn't want u to be pregnant but u want to be faster than ur shadow. Baby mama in the making, I hail o
Poster 2 AKA desperate undergraduate
ReplyDeleteMy darling get pregnant okay?
The Baby mama title is so nice
1st Poster: i am gobsmacked.
ReplyDelete2nd Poster: you need to be given several blows in the head with a very big plank to reset your brain. when you get pregnant to hook lee boo later you will come and cry and start looking for donations to buy diaper. instead of you to face your studies and make a meaning in your life you want to hook man.
P1; I love ur sincerity and humility. It's rare to find in men these days. I respect you more for loving, respecting and knowing what your wife wants. You can do it if you put your mind to it. P2: when Stella posts something like "women get in here" try getting in too, that's all I can say to you. Good luck with your "Hook and Line".
ReplyDeletePoster #2 your eyes go clear when the belle enter.
ReplyDeleteThat slap was epic, kikikikikiki. Two posters receive sense.
ReplyDeletePoster 1 your situation is hopeless sorry.
Poster 2, forget it, it takes a lot to get the permit without drama. Kindly move on .
ReplyDeletePoster 1. Are u really asking those questions? You know the things she don't like and u r still asking how? She already suggested you enroll into evening but I guess your ego no gree u. Abeg abeg u know the answer to your problem. Put ego aside and start working on yourself. ..you are lucky to have her still.
Poster 1 did u say u graduated with a first class and ur English is bad?
ReplyDeletePoster2 wen will u learn?
Poster one=no comment
ReplyDeletePoster 2=abeg get pregnant for him,we r here for u,we will donate baby stuff
Poster 1:I put it to u dt ure a BV who is just tryn to humour us abi?ur spoken English is so bad yet u composed all dt up there abi?u guys shd nt start making me lose interest in CBVN,this forum is for sharing real life issues as we help eachother profer solutions to those issues we wudnt even whisper to ourselves for fear of being judged,lets nt fool around pls
ReplyDeleteStella, you shouldn't have bothered with Chronicle #2.
ReplyDeleteWomen, Chronicle #1 is an example of why y'all should always ask God to give y'all husbands that love, adore and cherish y'all more than y'all do them. Stop being desperate e.g the lady who sent in Chronicle #2. See how this man is seeking for help to ensure he's up to par for his wife. Reading his Chronicle clearly shows the dynamics of his relationship with his wife.
Poster 1, I kinda felt for you when I read your story. Your trying to improve yourself will hopefully work to your advantage. I doubt your wife is cheating on you but remember that you are 42 while she is 28 so she is not entirely blind to handsome men her age.
Keep reminding her how much you love her and how you are willing to always be the best that you can be. Always show it too. If you can't go to the gym, do sit ups at home, buy dumb bells, take walks with her around your neighborhood and watch what you eat. Also, subscribe to men's magazines like GQ and copy some of the fashion you see in there.
The fact that your son saw her teaching you shouldn't deter you from learning from your wife...remember your wife and your son are your family and not strangers so there's no need to be ashamed.
If your wife is teaching you and your son asks questions on why mom is teaching you at your age, turn it into a lesson for him by telling him that education is unending, that no one knows it all and that you would rather learn from mom because she's the best teacher ever.
May God guide you.
Poster 2 I hope dt slap entered ur brain very well?inshort lemme add mine #tawass# mtchww adino!
ReplyDeletePoster 2 - oya goan get pregnant for him nah. Desperate young girl. You better give your life to christ. You do not have a plan for your life nor future. Smh
ReplyDeletePoster 1-I like you already and I don't know why,but you need a friend that'll teach you all these but first self-esteem and confidence.But be careful not to get a friend that'll start telling you that you can use your money to get fine girls that'll adore your pot belly.
ReplyDeleteYou also need to talk to your wife about the reason you stopped the lesson because she'll probably start hating you and think you don't appreciate her effort.
Poster 2-this is not an insult but in all honesty you're stupid.
Poster 1: I like d fact that u realised ur little flaws and u are willing to make amends...Well,everyone must nt be polished.no man is complete and perfect.start coaching urself on tenses.Buy English grammar books talkin on lexis and structure,spellings and pronunciation..Then work on ur tummy.pot-bellied men ain't sexy and as ur tummy increases,ur dick reduces.pls watch it.
ReplyDeleteAs for ur wife's regular lunch date,wait till u catch her red-handed.So if i'm married,i can't hang out with office colleagues or male frnds?? Oriegwu
Poster 2: r u desperate because man don finish or wat else am I deducing from ur chronicle?u're young and have a bright future ahead of u.Y can't u finish UNI?...He made love to u with protection cos he kns wat he's doing.Y do u wana be faster than Usain Bolt?
Go and ask single mothers wat they r facing and u will just gum dt ur toto. Its nt easy nt to talk of having a baby whose father is out of the country and won't be dia to support, and care for u .
My dear,pregnancy comes with a lot of stress and u nid ur hubby around wen ur hormones start messing u up.
Never get pregnant for any man oo untill he pays ur bride price and weds u properly.
If dis ur Australian bobo loves u,he'll come back and wife u sharp sharp.
Dunno wat ladies see in men who stay abroad?? A lot of guys home (in Naija here) are doin well..U just need to open ur eyes and mingle right to find dem.
If u decide to carry belle,goodluck ooo. Cos I kn sm of u already kn wat to do buh will send chronicles and later start attacking commenters who tell u the bitter truth.
Ndeewo nu ooo....!!
Wtf....such daftness....how would a man's dick reduce just because his tummy is increasing.....damn, na wa for some people
DeleteAnother slap *poi* on your face
ReplyDeleteGet preggies to hook a man down laye ode oni?
Receive sense!
The things we read everyday on our blog
ReplyDeletePoster 2 please let me also slap you..if you get pregnant he will stilll travel and you will be stucked with the big stomach lol anywaz my girl what belongs to you will always belong to you NON NEED TO LOOK 4 SOMETHING To Hook Him DWN
Poster 1 since she was willing to help u at first you can still ask your wifey to help you again drop the pride ohh Goodluck
Self provisions - Fear not a good root ..
ReplyDeletePoster 1 I commend you for taking initiative for your wife. Pride made you to stop. Enrol in classes and gym. The message to your boys will be team work and never too late to improve yourself. Keep on improving that's how it is nowadays keep getting certificates and all.
P1-I think you are pranking us.
ReplyDeleteP2-Are you daft? You want to get pregnant to tie him down how? You think he will marry you just because you have his child. The School you are going to has not driven any ounce of sense into your head? Sister please. Close your legs and use your senses. This man might not come back, such is life.
Poster 2.
ReplyDeleteTake another SLAP!!
And another SLAP!!!
Go and get pregnant, since u refused to be wise. Tired of reading nonsense abeg.
Poster1.
You know you are not exactly your wife's specs, instead of you to brush up with the opportunity she gave you, you were being lazy till you saw a threat.
In short, I can't deal. You guys should give space to people with real problems jare.
@poster1
ReplyDeleteImprove and u will be fine. At least she is trying to help.
@poster2
So with all these baby mama's in Naija, u don't want to learn. A baby won't make a man love u or marry u. Be wise.
Poster 1, you must be a yoruba man.
ReplyDeletePlease, am ashamed of you already.
You must be a poor man. How can a man beg a woman to love her?
How can a wife tell her husband that she don't love him face to face?
Poster 1, I don't like how you sound. You sound like you don't have your house under control. Like your wife dictates what's on in the house. She noticed all your fault and still married you so why is she constantly remaining you of how she never loved you?? This has also brought your self esteem level to zero. Please work on that. Take charge of your home and call the shots. I don't like weakling and most women don't, they use that opportunity to ride on a man and I hate when women do that
ReplyDeleteAttend a finishing school if you can afford it. Jog 3 times a week. Go to a good boutique and ask them to give you clothes for your stature. Looking good is good business trust me. Be a good father to your boys and a good man to your wife. Call her to order when she's loosing it
Poster 2
But why??? ?
U need a serious slap to get back your senses
ReplyDeletePoster 1; YOU BLEW IT; better pick it. This lady loves your deficiencies and wanted to help you to overcome but you blew it on the altar of pride and vain self glory. Better get back to class with her and save your marriage before you lose her to another dude. You did not tell us what you read and your social habits. potbelly can be re-fixed; stop alcohol, overeating and do tummy exercises etc. Above all seek God to build a godly home and be worthy of this lady that accepted you and your flaws.
ReplyDeletePoster 2; Opening of legs will never approve you before a man talk less of getting pregnant. Fear God with your body and stop premarital sex.
@Stella, some men "put ring to it"(engagement) as a license to have sex while playing on the ladies' vulnerability.
@poster1 i have just one question for you. If you're English is that bad then who composed this narrative for you. @poster2 so he is the only guy on earth bah. Is your self esteem that low? Don't you have future plans for yourself. Life is not all about getting married and having babies. Receive sense this minute and face your studies!!
ReplyDeleteWhy do you need to hook him with pregnancy? Is he the last male specie walking the surface of the Earth? What is the guarantee that you will be happy with him any way? Why do you want to mortgage your life with a man who is not settled. Why why why?
ReplyDeleteWhy are you in a hurry?
hmmm!
ReplyDeletePoster 1 its beta enrol in schl asap so u can regain her love since she desire u learn English more. But like seriously if it is u dat wrote this write up, I don't tink u are dat poor to cope and learn easily.
ReplyDeletePoster 2. Most ladies this days are so dumb in hooking themselves wit a man or in d name of getting the man by all means and dey end up being just a baby mama and guy in question leave dem for a beta gal. I advice to Neva to hook him up wit useless preg so u won't end up regretting for the rest of ur lyf. Let him put ring on ur hand biko....gud luck
Poster 1......Eeya**teary eyes**
ReplyDeleteLove is simply a beautiful thing!!!!!!!
It makes u wanna b d best u can be....
May God see u through.
Poster 1: your narrative just made me so sad!! So many women are looking for men like you.. Who love and appreciate them, and want to be the best men they can be for their wives, but here you are, married to a woman who doesn't appreciate you or your effort to be better.
ReplyDeleteMy advice to you would be to improve yourself for YOU, not for your wife because if you make all the effort and she doesn't appreciate it, you'll feel bad but if you do it for yourself, you will feel accomplished and feel that you deserve better than the so called wife you're "lucky" to have. Trust me dear, SHE is the lucky one to have you because I can guarantee you, her shallow outlook on life will not keep the so called "sophisticated" man she's after.... If she dates that man you think is better than you, he will DEAL with her and she knows it! Anybody that wants to change who you are, doesn't deserve you! Stop worshiping her and improve yourself for your own benefit, she will change soon.
Poster 2: Darling... Please come closer, I wanna whisper something in your ear..... *Slaps you hard*!!!! There!! I hope that slap has knocked some sense into you! Stop acting like a desperate woman with no aspirations and ambition! What is yours will never go by you!! Let that man go.. If he's meant to be with you... It will happen... Trapping him with a child will only make him run faster than he's running now. Any man that entertain's another woman for papers is a USER, a LIAR and a CHEAT.. And if you can't use your brain to see that, then I'm afraid any bad thing he does to you, is your own fault. Work on your self esteem and pride, smell the coffe, toast and Sausages and use it to make breakfast to feed your brain! God gave us common sense, sweety please use it ok?
Best of Luck!!
P.S excuse any spelling or grammatical errors. Not time to proof read... And I know iPhone autocorrect can embarrass someone lol
Poster 2, If I slap u ehn..
ReplyDeleteTo all the BVs who advised that lady to marry that her boyfriend with the accent instead of following her heart... please help advice Poster 1 too.
ReplyDeletePoster 1, I don't know where to start because I don't find men with a belly attractive in anyway whatsoever.
Anyway just trust your wife loves you actually she already told you she does not. Just trust she will stay with you.
Lose weight, lose the belly, change your wardrobe with professional help, learn self confidence and improve your English. I never knew guys get desperate too... wow
Poster 2....I have forgotten your story, let me go back and read.
1.you need to clean up,dress well and appear sharp.and ofcourse,you can polish your English by reading more books listening to cd pronunciation,attending English classes and you are good to go.
ReplyDeleteFor the 24 yrs old goat,you see your life!! You truly have no ambition and all you think about us getting pregnant for a man you even hardly know
You should be ashamed of yourself,pls think of empowering yourself and what you would achieve,you still have do much time. Build your career and seal your punani,your life means do much than men.
1.you need to clean up,dress well and appear sharp.and ofcourse,you can polish your English by reading more books listening to cd pronunciation,attending English classes and you are good to go.
ReplyDeleteFor the 24 yrs old goat,you see your life!! You truly have no ambition and all you think about us getting pregnant for a man you even hardly know
You should be ashamed of yourself,pls think of empowering yourself and what you would achieve,you still have do much time. Build your career and seal your punani,your life means do much than men.
1.you need to clean up,dress well and appear sharp.and ofcourse,you can polish your English by reading more books listening to cd pronunciation,attending English classes and you are good to go.
ReplyDeleteFor the 24 yrs old goat,you see your life!! You truly have no ambition and all you think about us getting pregnant for a man you even hardly know
You should be ashamed of yourself,pls think of empowering yourself and what you would achieve,you still have do much time. Build your career and seal your punani,your life means do much than men.
Poster 1, abeg which English you wan polish again abi no b u write this chronicle, as per your looks you better buckle up, even if you wife is not cheating she already has a dapper guy around anything can happen,
ReplyDelete1. Register in a gym, n b dedicated.
2. Tell her to dress you
3. Browse for looks, and try to look like the dress type you know can look good on you.
4. Since she is complaining about your English, get someone that can teach you good use of tenses and even phonetics.( lessons might not hold in your house cos of you kids as u have earlier mentioned)
Keep your wife, thank God you know the things she doesn't like about you, change oh my brother change. Your wife is a good woman.
Poster 1,relax.
ReplyDeletePoster 2,receive slap to reset ur brain. Haba! He cld look u in d face n tell u he had an Australian babe n you are considering getn pregnant? Okay,clap for urself.
Poster 1
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww
Your wife is a good woman.
Plz try to work on urself
Dont let ur ego come in between u guys
English no be our papa language but all the same, allow her teach u how to spell n pronounce words..
there is nothing wrong in that
I wish u good luck in ur marriage
Poster 2,
u deserve a very good slap truly
Back for poster 2.
ReplyDeleteAre you desperate???
You are my age mate
Why r u desperate?
Forget all these guys that go abroad having oyinbo gf.
I keep saying this to all ladies out there, don't submit your life totally to a man!
What ever happened to establishing yourself, fending for yourself so that whoever comes your way will know you don't give a shit about his money cos you have urs.
My sister pls and pls don't get pregnant for this guy there is no assurance he will marry you even after giving birth to his baby.
Pls play it safe with this guy so that even if he stays you win if he goes you still win.
I love you!
Hisssss... Poster 1, dunno.
ReplyDeletePoster 2, take anoda slap. Omugo
Your wife is mean. She doesn't deserve you. Stop feeling like you have to impress her. If she can tell you all that to your face, then am sorry, she isn't worth it. Your spouse must empower you not make you miserable. You have to make her jealous. A man's attractiveness lies in his pocket not on looks, ask Dabota lawson and the rest. Man, you don't need to polish anything, you are awesome just the way you are. You gave her the power to do all that, now she's killing your self-confidence and trust.
ReplyDeletePoster 1 - She's not cheating & please tush up since it means so much to her & it should also be important to you. She wants you healthy & presentable (packaging matters in every area of our lives) so do your self & her a favour.
ReplyDeletePoster 2 - Your level of stupidity no get competition. Just 24 & you want to complicate your life? Odinma!
@ poster 1 - you have many options - your wife, a private tutor, self study (get Brighter Grammar), online courses, evening classes - but whats really going to help you is how you consciously apply yourself to improve your diction and grammar. I am sure you engage with people who speak good english at work, at home, in church, with friends but somehow you have not picked up on their grammar vis a vis yours. In addition to whatever combination of options you choose use to relearn, put more effort into applying what you learn, consciously notice how others construct their verbal sentences. Watch american movies and shows instead of african magic. Suspend speaking in your native language, even at home. The more you learn and practise, the better you become. Dont forget, you are a first class nerd.
ReplyDeletePer your dressing, pay attention to other well dressed dudes and try to get the details of where they shop or the fashion designers they use. Go shopping with your wife and let her choose. Stop eating heavy food at 7pm and your belly will start to reduce. For your health and not just your appearance, exercise a bit. You can fool around with your kids and get them to exercise with you while watching fitness videos. If you are game, you and your wife can take dance classes together. Remember that improving yourself can be fun also. It must not be like you are under duress else you may give up. Remember, it is one day at a time.
@P2 - one e-slap no do to reset your brain. You need like a dozen!
This one pass me o.....
ReplyDeletePoster no 1: I don't really understand you o, how did you graduated with first class? Were you not the person who typed this chronicles or someone helped you ni?
What type of English are you referring to?
Well, in terms of dressing, I think you need to upgrade but you don't need to try hard to impress your wife...
Poster 2: Oyo is your case..... You will sure be stranded at the end...shior
Graduated kwa? What did u graduate with? Pass?
DeleteI wonder o... The same person said he was putting the wife through in her academic when they were in school... Now complaining his tenses is bad... How come biko?
DeleteI FORGOT TO ADD THAT I EDITED THE MAIL,IT WAS REALLY BAD.
ReplyDelete@p1 - Oga, after Stella's clarification, biko, get your wife to restart teaching you, get a lesson teacher, read Brighter Grammar and enrol in an evening class or online study group. How do you manage at the office? Abi you usually converse in your native language alone? So your dissertation was full of gbagauns or how did you manage that one? Get a dictionary, play scrabble or other games that can quiz and improve your spelling, read novels, stop speaking your native language. You need to do this for yourself and not even for your wife. Abi you want your kids to one day correct you in front of other people?!
ReplyDeletePoster one..listen to people,the way they talk,construct their words.buy brighter grammer,watch videos on utube,I guess u speak your language or pigin which won't help.submerge yourself (speak English always weather correct or wrong )and tell her to always correct you when u make errors and lastly surround yourself with educated people.three words to speaking fluently,reading,listening and Specking.
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