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Thursday, July 09, 2015

LMAO This Thursday.










A pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man. He shouted, "In the name of Jesus, what do you want from this Man?! Speak! Before I cast you out into the lake of fire! 

The demon in the man said, "I want him to win the National Lottery Draw worth 200million naira tonight." 

The pastor subtly lowered the microphone and whispered, "Get out of him and enter into me."‎









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74 comments:

  1. chick felix9 July 2015 at 13:41

    Lolz

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  2. NARUTO9 July 2015 at 13:41

    Naso... Hahahah. Enter now.

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  3. WHO YOU HELP9 July 2015 at 13:41

    Lmao! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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  4. Jasmine9 July 2015 at 13:42

    Lol

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  5. Lizzy9 July 2015 at 13:43

    LoolZzzz!!!! Love of money...

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  6. Calabar Gal9 July 2015 at 13:44

    LOL!! I no sure say I want any demon no matter how many millions he will be providing.....

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  7. Unknown9 July 2015 at 13:44

    Before nko!

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  8. Ladybird banks.birdlover9 July 2015 at 13:44

    Lmao who no lik better tin

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  9. claris Davids9 July 2015 at 13:46

    Av seen dis joke over and over but it still makes me laugh each time I see it.

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  10. calabar chick9 July 2015 at 13:46

    Lol!

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  11. Nicole9 July 2015 at 13:47

    Lmao!

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  12. Muy9 July 2015 at 13:47

    Lolz

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  13. SWAG LAFRESH 9 July 2015 at 13:47

    Who no want better thing. Correct pastor

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  14. nzubeizuu9 July 2015 at 13:47

    Hahahahaha. This one is parking store not pastor

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  15. Amaka9 July 2015 at 13:48

    hahahahahahahahahahahah

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  16. Unknown9 July 2015 at 13:51

    Stale and Old!

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  17. Uyioghosa9 July 2015 at 13:52

    Lmao

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  18. David Iyke9 July 2015 at 13:52

    The demon can change its plan when it enters the pastors body!lolz!

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  19. Unknown9 July 2015 at 13:52

    Lmaooooo

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  20. Unknown9 July 2015 at 13:53

    Lolz

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  21. Cynthia Iyede9 July 2015 at 13:53

    Funny.

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  22. GALORE9 July 2015 at 13:53

    HahahahahahahahahahhhhahahahHHhahahaha





    @Galore

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  23. Unknown9 July 2015 at 13:53

    The love of money....

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  24. FRUITILICIOUS9 July 2015 at 13:54

    Lmao...
    Who no like better thing?

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  25. Miss Ess9 July 2015 at 13:54

    Hahahahahahahahaha.........

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  26. radiant D9 July 2015 at 13:55

    Hahaha the power of money.

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  27. Unknown9 July 2015 at 13:55

    Hahahahahha

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  28. Unknown9 July 2015 at 13:56

    Pastor sef want money no be small... lmao

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  29. crownwonder9 July 2015 at 13:57

    Hahahahahahaha.....

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  30. SMURF9 July 2015 at 13:57

    Lol, if I was the pastor i'll wish for the same thing but I'll ask myself what would happen afterwards..

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  31. youngman9 July 2015 at 13:58

    This must be mamon

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  32. LeoQueen 9 July 2015 at 13:58

    Lol

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  33. stranger9 July 2015 at 13:58

    All ye attention seeking mothers, aunts and yeye uncles, where art thou?

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  34. youngman9 July 2015 at 13:58

    This must be Mammon

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  35. youngman9 July 2015 at 13:59

    This must be Mammon

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  36. youngman9 July 2015 at 13:59

    This must be Mammon

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  37. youngman9 July 2015 at 13:59

    This must be Mammon

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  38. Unknown9 July 2015 at 14:00

    Lmao... sharp pastor

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  39. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady9 July 2015 at 14:01

    *in exclamation* Chim O. Hahahahaha

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  40. Yemi7up9 July 2015 at 14:04

    Hilarious. Stella you brought my 32 out with laughter.

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  41. Jael 9 July 2015 at 14:16

    Ole fake pastor.

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  42. Unknown9 July 2015 at 14:16

    hahahaha that so funny

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  43. Anonymous9 July 2015 at 14:16

    Lol, I'm not surprised at the pastors response.

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  44. A GIRL HAS NO NAME9 July 2015 at 14:19

    Lmaoooo..aunty Stella I can bet that pastor is your waffy people..

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  45. Unknown9 July 2015 at 14:24

    Bad guy, money speaketh.

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  46. Yori Yori Princess9 July 2015 at 14:31

    Na warri pastor dey do that kind thing too much.

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  47. Unknown9 July 2015 at 14:35

    Hahahhahahhahahahha, lolz. Abeg enter me ooo

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  48. RICHBEE9 July 2015 at 14:37

    Demon na demon oh weda money own or nor

    Funny pastor

    #richbee#

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  49. Unknown9 July 2015 at 14:37

    Ermmm not funny,rolling my eyes

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  50. Temmyruks9 July 2015 at 14:38

    Lmao... Longer throat pastor.
    By the way I'm new here and I must say Aunt Stella is doing a great job. This is more than a blog but a family forum. Please welcome me.

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  51. SDK Babe9 July 2015 at 14:42

    Lool

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  52. ChyAdaJesus9 July 2015 at 14:42

    Bwahahahahahahaha....

    Ndi nko!

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  53. glowgirl9 July 2015 at 14:46

    Lwtmb

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  54. FINEST OF THEM ALL9 July 2015 at 14:46

    Perhaps I sold my sense of humour but...
    I didn't even smile.
    Udo

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    1. The Baddest9 July 2015 at 23:37

      As in.
      I'm just trying to find the joke here.

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  55. nkiru j kalu9 July 2015 at 14:47

    lol hahahahahahahaha laugh wan kill me today!

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  56. Anonymous9 July 2015 at 14:55

    GET IN WHRE???HAHAHA...TOMJERRYSWIT

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  57. ChincoBee9 July 2015 at 15:11

    Lolz

    Pastor no wan dull

    chincobee.blogspot.com

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  58. Yori Yori Princess9 July 2015 at 15:27

    Temmyruks welcome ooo. this is one big family.

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  59. Anonymous9 July 2015 at 15:36

    Hahahahahahahah correct guy!

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  60. bucie9 July 2015 at 16:31

    Lol....enter me biko

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  61. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)9 July 2015 at 17:08

    hahahahahaahah

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  62. Anonymous9 July 2015 at 18:11

    *yawns* .

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  63. Tohlah9 July 2015 at 19:08

    Lmao I laff fall yakata for chair. Stella na real Thursday laugh

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  64. Tohlah9 July 2015 at 19:08

    U go fear demon @ work trying to lieu d pastor

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  65. Tohlah9 July 2015 at 19:10

    U go fear demon @ work trying to lieu d pastor

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  66. Unknown9 July 2015 at 22:05

    Abi Na. Lolz. U can also visit ma blogspot enitansmith.blogspot.com

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  67. Temmyruks9 July 2015 at 22:12

    Thanks to you all,already feeling at home.

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  68. Jenny Cherish10 July 2015 at 02:00

    ...=))ยบ°˚˚°ยบะฝaฤฆaะฝaยบ°˚˚°ยบ=)) ,I alwaz laugh each time I see dis joke,anyone who says dis joke I not funny must be a witch or wizard shikenah,so I recommend a spoon of honey for u every morning so make ur soul sweet.

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