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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

LMAO







LECTURERS FROM A UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA,FACULTY OF ENGINEERING BOARDED A PLANE. WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO TAKE-OFF,
THE PILOT SAID......"WELCOME ON BOARD LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MAY I
PLEASE INFORM YOU THAT THIS PLANE WAS MANUFACTURED
BY YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND THIS
IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING".IMMEDIATELY THEY HEARD THAT, EVERYONE
RAN OUT OF THE PLANE EXCEPT ONE PROFESSOR IBRAHIM, WHO SAT
COMFORTABLY. PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED AND WENT TO HIS
SEAT TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID NOT RUN OUT
OF THE PLANE LIKE OTHERS?

HE SMILED AND REPLIED..."THERE IS NO NEED
TO RUN OUT BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE THAT
THIS PLANE WAS MADE BY OUR STUDENTS, THEN WITH WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM, AM VERY SURE THE PLANE WIL NOT EVEN MOVE". 

Bwahahahahahahahaahhahahaa*side eyes*







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98 comments:

  1. SWAG LAFRESH 28 July 2015 at 15:12

    Kikikikikik hahahahahah hehehehe nigeria engineers don suffer

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    1. ADEDOLAPO 28 July 2015 at 18:13

      Hahahahahahahaha can you imagine

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    2. Unknown28 July 2015 at 18:20

      lmfao! Nice one. Nigerian lecturers una doh. The one that is shocking is that someone studied computer science for 4years amd when he graduated he still went for computer training in a business centre. pitiable situation.

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    3. 80 shades of tizzy28 July 2015 at 19:08

      Lmao...see how nigerian students were belittled. But still cracked me up sha

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    4. Optimist28 July 2015 at 21:00

      Lmao omg

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    5. odus28 July 2015 at 22:08

      Hahahahaha

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    6. Unknown29 July 2015 at 19:59

      Lolz, the prof making sense !

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  2. Unknown28 July 2015 at 15:12

    Lmao...nice joke. hahahahahaha

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  3. Aunty gwegwegwe 1 of SDK/ Blogosphere28 July 2015 at 15:12

    Just negodu! It's funny bt it ain't funny!

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    1. Oluwaseun Akinbola28 July 2015 at 18:41

      Heartbreaking state....education in a formal setting had never guaranteed anything

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    2. Oluwaseun Akinbola28 July 2015 at 18:41

      Has*

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    3. Unknown28 July 2015 at 23:39

      Funny, laughing in Swahili. Madam korkus try enable my comments joor

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  4. TOMJERRYSWIT28 July 2015 at 15:13

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SO HE EVN KNW DE EXTENT OF THEIR LECTURES...HMM, GOD HLP NIGERIA....TOMJERRYSWIT

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  5. TOMJERRYSWIT28 July 2015 at 15:13

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SO HE EVN KNW DE EXTENT OF THEIR LECTURES...HMM, GOD HLP NIGERIA....TOMJERRYSWIT

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  6. Unknown28 July 2015 at 15:13

    Lwkmd

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  7. Hush Puppy28 July 2015 at 15:15

    Lol! That's hilarious!

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    1. ChyAdaJesus28 July 2015 at 21:41

      This is heart breaking situation of education in this country. May God help us .

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  8. Unknown28 July 2015 at 15:16

    Lol. It is a why. Education in Nigeria?! God help us. We only see pictures in text books and fix the reality with our imagination.

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  9. Spontaneous.28 July 2015 at 15:16

    Saw this yesterday in another blog... cracked me up

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  10. Anonymous28 July 2015 at 15:18

    Just Negodu

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  11. Yori Yori Princess28 July 2015 at 15:19

    Ok.. teachers teaching students nonsense since this 21st century

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  12. lovely wears28 July 2015 at 15:19

    HAHAHAHAHAHA engine boys so dis una garagara na format lol

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  13. SEXY MOTHER Is here28 July 2015 at 15:19

    Buhahahaha
    Krkrkrkrkr krkrkrkrkr hohohohhohoh
    Hahahahahahaha omg I can't stop laughing oo. Very funny

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  14. Mystique28 July 2015 at 15:20

    Thus is funny and quite pathetic at the Same time.

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  15. radiant D28 July 2015 at 15:22

    Hahaha that means mr ibrahim is not doing his job well as a lecturer

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    1. Empress Moi2428 July 2015 at 17:08

      He and so many lecturers.... this is pathetic!

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    2. Jessica28 July 2015 at 19:52

      Normally na... we just attend lectures for attendance list most times and so dat our lecturer will at least know our face if not, most of them are empty vessels and will send u to sleep almost immediately. ..

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  16. Bee10(mummytwins)28 July 2015 at 15:24

    Lmao

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  17. chick felix28 July 2015 at 15:24

    Hahahahahahahahhahh stellakork dis is real funny.

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  18. Unknown28 July 2015 at 15:26

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha.. @won't move.

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  19. Anonymous28 July 2015 at 15:27

    Dry

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  20. Anonymous28 July 2015 at 15:28

    Funny but I forgot to laff. Mschweee!

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  21. Unknown28 July 2015 at 15:29

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

    Rolling on the floor.
    Teacher's teaching us nonsense since 1920. Lmao.

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  22. Unknown28 July 2015 at 15:30

    Very funny.That means the lecturers are bad.

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  23. Spontaneous.28 July 2015 at 15:31

    I'm missing some people here
    Where's em jay
    Where's money makes you fuvk any gurl

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  24. Unknown28 July 2015 at 15:35

    DRY.......as dry as anonymous toto

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  25. The General's Wife28 July 2015 at 15:36

    Hahahhahahhahahahaahaha
    Laughed so hard first time i heard dis joke.

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  26. Unknown28 July 2015 at 15:37

    lolz

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  27. Unknown28 July 2015 at 15:37

    hahahahaahhahaha....some nigerian lecturers ehn...so they know they don't teach well.

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  28. Manna Bee28 July 2015 at 15:38

    Itan wo lowa kowa bayii?

    *rme*

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  29. Princess Scheherazade 28 July 2015 at 15:43

    It's sad actually, not funny.

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  30. Anonymous28 July 2015 at 15:43

    Stella this na Obama wey dey laff here now. Though very funny.

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  31. Anonymous28 July 2015 at 15:46

    LMAOOOO.....D university must either be LASU or Ago-iwoye or Bauchi state uni.....Lmaooo.

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  32. Abu Alimran28 July 2015 at 15:47

    Lolzzz
    hahaha..
    No be lie oooo
    nigeria university base on laaa crame laaa pour..
    Best student of my set didnt sabi any practical aspect...

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  33. KING Nwa AMAKA28 July 2015 at 15:47

    Funny as it sounds but it's the absolute truth. Our professors are out dated and they don't bother improving. U can imagine me doing fortran 87 programming language in 2012 meanwhile other technologies and new programs av taken over. Smh for my country.

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  34. Qutie28 July 2015 at 15:49

    I don't understand


    If everyone ran out of the plan because they were scared leaving the professor alone who then went inside to ask questions???


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  35. Unknown28 July 2015 at 15:49

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Not funny....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  36. Cynthia Iyede28 July 2015 at 15:52

    Lobatan! Opari o! Bwahahahhahaha. Lecturers hennn! With their ancient notes that doesn't get updated as years rolls by.

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  37. Adanne28 July 2015 at 15:52

    This is hilarious, oriegwu oo

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  38. David Iyke28 July 2015 at 15:52

    Teachers teaching nonsense since 14 BC!

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  39. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)28 July 2015 at 15:53

    Hian!! Sad much?

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  40. adebolafoods,pureyamflour,Ofadarice0803543964428 July 2015 at 15:53

    Hahahaha very funny.

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  41. Adanne28 July 2015 at 15:53

    Lol, oriegwu ooo

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  42. nkiru j kalu28 July 2015 at 15:54

    lols Stella u wan kill person with laugh OMG! anyways he said the truth sha!

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    1. Brown Sucre28 July 2015 at 16:39

      Hahahahahahahahaha,hehehehehehehehehe,kikikikikikikikikikik
      LMAO

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    2. Mystique28 July 2015 at 18:44

      Brown sugar e never do reach?

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  43. Unknown28 July 2015 at 15:56

    Lmao

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  44. AppleofGod'seye28 July 2015 at 16:05

    Hahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhhahhahhahaha

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  45. Samuel Elizabeth28 July 2015 at 16:05

    Lol. Na b say na rubbish dem teach d srudents .

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  46. Doppelgänger28 July 2015 at 16:05

    I can't find my laugh.

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  47. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)28 July 2015 at 16:07

    So true Stella.
    I witnessed in May, a scenario where a qualified Engineer turned the valve in d manhole of a storage tank at d Jetty, the wrong way. Obviously, he never did some practicals in school. The laughter it elicited no be here. Dude kept fidgeting.
    He kept apologising and begging, he was fresh outta Uni, poor young chap. Finally, after careful deliberations, he was sent on full training, cos management loved his personality and poise.
    But everyone was scared and concluded he would be sacked. Chai.

    It's theory theory theory, few hands on practicals. I pity this generation walahi. Engr my foot.

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  48. Delacreme Travels and Tours 28 July 2015 at 16:09

    Bwaahhhhhhhhh, Stella iyaf u laugh to tear my belle. thanks for making my day.

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  49. Anonymous28 July 2015 at 16:11

    smile

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  50. Karlsson28 July 2015 at 16:14

    Lol, funny

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  51. sugarcane28 July 2015 at 16:15

    Lmao

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  52. Anonymous28 July 2015 at 16:16

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    Hahahahahah
    Lmao!!
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  53. Anonymous28 July 2015 at 16:16

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    Hahahahahah
    Lmao!!
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  54. Ladybird banks.birdlover28 July 2015 at 16:16

    Ah swear wat de teach in school na case

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  55. Miss Ess28 July 2015 at 16:21

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  56. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank28 July 2015 at 16:24

    Hahahahahahah that must be a lecturer from Nigeria.

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  57. Unknown28 July 2015 at 16:25

    Hahahaha---------@with what we thought them,
    So they admit to teaching rubbish right

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  58. Biola28 July 2015 at 16:27

    Very funny bt its a fact dt Nigerian Universities are of low standard. Its not d best in Africa and not up to first 500 in d world. Too bad

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  59. Anonymous28 July 2015 at 16:28

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehihihihihihihhihihihiiiiiiiiiii

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  60. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)28 July 2015 at 16:53

    Lol

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  61. IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923)28 July 2015 at 17:00

    Lmao

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  62. Unknown28 July 2015 at 17:06

    Hahahaha

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  63. csandra28 July 2015 at 17:12

    lol...when they make few sentences during lectures and expect three pages during exams

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  64. csandra28 July 2015 at 17:12

    lol...when they make few sentences during lectures and expect three pages during exams

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  65. Unknown28 July 2015 at 17:16

    Have actually seen this before..
    It's not funny but pathetic

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  66. Bootylycious diva28 July 2015 at 17:26

    Hahahhahahahhhabababababhahaha

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  67. Unknown28 July 2015 at 18:19

    Lol

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  68. A GIRL HAS NO NAME28 July 2015 at 18:43

    This is funny in the sense of joke..But in reality,it ain't something to laugh over..

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  69. Default Smile now a sweet mum of 2 Kings28 July 2015 at 18:58

    Roftl......buahahahahaha

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  70. Anonymous28 July 2015 at 19:09

    Hahahahahahaha

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  71. sweet B28 July 2015 at 19:47

    hahahahhahahah, kai big joke indeed

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  72. Vivian Maxwell28 July 2015 at 20:04

    Hahahahahaha no this got me right...That Prof. Should be fired.

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  73. Annie28 July 2015 at 20:17

    Na wa o

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  74. Unknown28 July 2015 at 20:37

    Loooools

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  75. LINDY NARDS28 July 2015 at 21:08

    Dont worry Professor , when you see yourself up in the Air, your heart will fail you because you don't know if your student added a little research to what you taught him..

    One Chance.

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  76. Lucyliu28 July 2015 at 22:13

    Lol nice one

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  77. Unknown29 July 2015 at 09:39

    Hahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!! Naija lecturers eh!!!

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