Stella these ones aren't even funny..u need to see what I've been seeing. .I don laugh die tire. And u won't understand mist of them if u didn't attend boarding school. .wish I could send them to u. .them full my phone plenty. .
Chei. That last one is the very truth. I knew next to nothing in Further Maths n my next locker neibo was a genius in F.M,Maths n Physics. Ask her during F.M exams,She will say,Wait,I'm coming. I'm still calculating. Five minutes to end of test,Wait,I'm coming. Whenever she stood to go n submit,she'll say,what number?. I'll say Nkita lachaa gi Anya,idiot. I eventually dropped the subject when the teacher called me to d staffroom to ask what the problem was(I scored very low.). I always retaliated on the days we wrote subjects I excelled in.
I heard she lectures Maths n Statistics now. Good for her
Wen u ar d only one with milk n cabin biscuit twards d end of term, wen u ar sooo nice 2 ur immediate juniors cos ur younger sis is in jss 1, wen u hav ur name printed on ur pinafore n shirt so nobody can steal dem, wen u ar d one with d highest score afta a history exam n classmates b giving u d loooookk, heheheheheh so much 2 write. I miss my FGGC langtang days ...
Wen u ar d only one with milk n cabin biscuit twards d end of term, wen u ar sooo nice 2 ur immediate juniors cos ur younger sis is in jss 1, wen u hav ur name printed on ur pinafore n shirt so nobody can steal dem, wen u ar d one with d highest score afta a history exam n classmates b giving u d loooookk, heheheheheh so much 2 write. I miss my FGGC langtang days ...
lovely memories...still laughing....use to play d good girl back then..i received a love letter..those funny romantic grammer seasoned ones tru a love courier..d next day i packaged a supposed
response tru same lov messanger..all da boyz gathered in excitement to read but d shreded pieces of paper i packaged blew into thr faces..my laff..fast forward..one of d guys borrowed my notebook wrote d word I LOV U
......and ends it with d name of of one of d hot guys on my next available page so much like my hand writing n passed it round..they punctured my ego...i cried n cried coz d guy was feeling so cool abt d whole thing...say na me dey toast am..
Just remembered my primary school days. Our class teacher can flog for Africa. So, in other to escape his flogging, u have to bribe him with edible stuff. I'd "fap" provisions from our store to give him, packets of milk, bornvita etc.. D man enjoyed eh, cause we were always in competition of who give him d best...
Till one day, breeze blow fowl yansh open.. Thiefing teacher!!
I laughed that day ehn, you actually have to see the tweets on Twitter to understand how funny that hash tag is. This post didn't do it justice. And the pictures are not showing well here too
#Team fedico#when u ll b eyeing all d fine male copers in sch, when the seniors ll shout any hanging pant!u dare not b d last. When u keep malice n a senior gives both of u thread to chew till both ur lips touches each other,lol..when you do rub n shine to sch during hamatan.I so miss dos days.Fggc kazaure n fggc bida
That sweet moment when you're the one talking but the time your partner contributes is when the teacher turns and catches her and be like go and kneel in the sun. Kwakwakwa
When there are always ghost stories of gwegwe, Lady koi koi (the sound of her high heeled shoes), bush baby, phantom snakes etc. Washing of toilets(nyamaaa) was the worst punishment followed by cutting of grass( when most kids havent seen and touched real cutlass mtcheeeeeew). where you develop your first crush and learn to daydream... nawaaaa. #Secschoolinnaija
When there are always ghost stories of gwegwe, Lady koi koi (the sound of her high heeled shoes), bush baby, phantom snakes etc. Washing of toilets(nyamaaa) was the worst punishment followed by cutting of grass( when most kids havent seen and touched real cutlass mtcheeeeeew). where you develop your first crush and learn to daydream... nawaaaa. #Secschoolinnaija
Oh I rmba inspection days...whre u wld bring out fine n assorted stuffs to decorate ur room... and lay ur bed with white bedsheets and countapain or water a dat ting was called
My fellow pro unitate peeps!!! I always look forward to FEDCOL GAMES. ..... when ud be extra neat to attract chaps from oda schl. .. Dose ones from oda schl sef go dey form...lol... i miss dose days mehn!! I hail our almighty sprinters den.. Iyere, Bolaji Gold
Dats aw one Snr sumbo den was so stingy dat she could use one broom from beginin of term till d end... Dats aw one day one ss3 babe wanted to drink garri n Snr sumbo had drinking water in her keg.. Wen d Snr asked her she sed she doesn't have ....sumbo naw went to pour dettol insyd d keg just Bcos she doesn't want to part with a bowl of drinking water. Na so d Snr nab her now said if I can't use it to drink garri I will use it to baff. #FGCI tins
Those days in sec school we went to complain to our year head that we were not learning further maths his replied was ' Una never sabi maths finish Una wan further am'
When you return home with only one pant....lol....meanwhile before then you will wash it every night and spread by your bed to dry before wearing next day....
Which HRC? Not Enugu I hope.. What did u people turn that school into.. when I was there it's illegal to send a junior on errands sef.. But we had fun and even years later we still can't stop raving about that school.
Ahahah this was so me. And I hated that when all my uniforms and day wear kept getting missing, my mom now got tired and decided to write my name conspicuously on my clothes.. it was embarrassing.. so sometimes I borrowed my friend's shirt to class so that boys won't laugh at me. Ahahah and days I misplace my uniform skirt or shirt, I would just kukuma go to the line were we dried our clothes to pick anybody's shirt that fit. Then would twerk to class hoping the owner wouldn't identify it and embarrass me outside.
Or was it the days that when water was scarce and everyone padlocked their bucket of water under their beds.. I remember once that I didn't have a padlock, and someone lifted me and my bunk and stole my water while I slept.. woke up to an empty bucket and started crying. Chaiii nostalgia extraordinary
We had a boultry were we ate goodies during break hour. Those who didn't have money again would famz those who had, will now do follow follow and follow to boultry.. only to be looking at their friends mouths as they drank and ate, hoping to be offered the remaining coke. Lmaoo.. starvation period in school was bad. If ur provision finish before exams are over u don peme be that o. Everyone go turn beggy beggy
Where you become a badass liar, not even a gun can make u take back ur lie. If u do, u r so gone. Zapping from punishments or inspection. Faking asthma attack during mini stadium punishments... every fggc owerri babe can relate.....lol.
Anon 18:23 bitter soul. Didn't u get the tone of familiarity here? Comprehension must be really hard. Umu imo/owr brought ups I greet oo. I went to a private missionary school (Assumpta Girls...) but I had alota frds in Ojimgbo and Fedi then set 2005. Ekene kwa m o
Pro Unitate. Those harmattan days harsh o. Rub and shine was d order of the day. Abi na tapping of water: one bowl each until your bucket full. those days Hehn!
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Stella these ones aren't even funny..u need to see what I've been seeing. .I don laugh die tire. And u won't understand mist of them if u didn't attend boarding school. .wish I could send them to u. .them full my phone plenty. .
Yeah...it was fun mehn...💯💯
Chei.
That last one is the very truth. I knew next to nothing in Further Maths n my next locker neibo was a genius in F.M,Maths n Physics. Ask her during F.M exams,She will say,Wait,I'm coming. I'm still calculating. Five minutes to end of test,Wait,I'm coming. Whenever she stood to go n submit,she'll say,what number?. I'll say Nkita lachaa gi Anya,idiot. I eventually dropped the subject when the teacher called me to d staffroom to ask what the problem was(I scored very low.).
I always retaliated on the days we wrote subjects I excelled in.
I heard she lectures Maths n Statistics now.
Good for her
I hate MR NJOKU of OGSS till date. Wat dt man did to me eeeh? Chaiiiii
At a point,i started dreadin his classes.
Wicked teesha..
Lmao, there is nothing Nigerians won't come up with
Hahahahahahaahahha
Stella can so carry last! Stale gist!!!!!
Hilarious!!!
Nigeria's with their life
Wen u ar d only one with milk n cabin biscuit twards d end of term, wen u ar sooo nice 2 ur immediate juniors cos ur younger sis is in jss 1, wen u hav ur name printed on ur pinafore n shirt so nobody can steal dem, wen u ar d one with d highest score afta a history exam n classmates b giving u d loooookk, heheheheheh so much 2 write. I miss my FGGC langtang days ...
Rotfl
Wen u ar d only one with milk n cabin biscuit twards d end of term, wen u ar sooo nice 2 ur immediate juniors cos ur younger sis is in jss 1, wen u hav ur name printed on ur pinafore n shirt so nobody can steal dem, wen u ar d one with d highest score afta a history exam n classmates b giving u d loooookk, heheheheheh so much 2 write. I miss my FGGC langtang days ...
That guy should speak for himself abeg.. I never preferred furthermaths to shorthand
lovely memories...still laughing....use to play d good girl back then..i received a love letter..those funny romantic grammer seasoned ones tru a love courier..d next day i packaged a supposed
response tru same lov messanger..all da boyz gathered in excitement to read but d shreded pieces of paper i packaged blew into thr faces..my laff..fast forward..one of d guys
borrowed my notebook wrote d word I LOV U
......and ends it with d name of of one of d hot
guys on my next available page so much like my
hand writing n passed it round..they punctured
my ego...i cried n cried coz d guy was feeling so
cool abt d whole thing...say na me dey toast am..
Just remembered my primary school days. Our class teacher can flog for Africa. So, in other to escape his flogging, u have to bribe him with edible stuff. I'd "fap" provisions from our store to give him, packets of milk, bornvita etc.. D man enjoyed eh, cause we were always in competition of who give him d best...
Till one day, breeze blow fowl yansh open.. Thiefing teacher!!
This really made me laughter. FGGC Calabar peeps can relate with this.
Stella don't I just love you... I thought you didn't get the mail I asked you to go on twiteer since you didn't reply that one.
This is the baddest hash tag ever and I'm guilty of most of em' hahahahaha
I laughed that day ehn, you actually have to see the tweets on Twitter to understand how funny that hash tag is. This post didn't do it justice. And the pictures are not showing well here too
Bishop Lasbrey's seniors bullying...
Nna mehn sec sch sweet. When you were trying to hide yr last garri n some1 caught u red handed...hahahaah
When u wear abt 4 t 5 shorts under ur school uniform so dt f Cain u will receive @ skl wnt hurt ur butts.
Lol. I wore so many shorts under my skirt back then in secondary school
When you resume sch with all ur goodies and extra uniforms,only to return home with a borrowed uniform cos all has been stollen.
#Team fedico#when u ll b eyeing all d fine male copers in sch, when the seniors ll shout any hanging pant!u dare not b d last. When u keep malice n a senior gives both of u thread to chew till both ur lips touches each other,lol..when you do rub n shine to sch during hamatan.I so miss dos days.Fggc kazaure n fggc bida
When you resume sch with all ur goodies and extra uniforms,only to return home with a borrowed uniform cos all has been stollen.
Fggc caly which set abeg?
Lol. FM wasn't that hard nah
That sweet moment when you're the one talking but the time your partner contributes is when the teacher turns and catches her and be like go and kneel in the sun. Kwakwakwa
Lol
That girl 'wickedt' no be small
Lmho!
I had so much fun on Twitter with this.
So many funny memories.
When a senior gives his #100 to buy two packs of Gala and one bottle of La Casera, and bring back #50 change.
Boarding school was fun maynne.
Holy Rosary College,you taught me well.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Used to be so eager to hear the lunch break bell ring..
Choi iya muji jollof rice do me strong thing
That woman food can sweet ehn
Lol
Good for her indeed.
I totally have a thing against maths.
I just made sure to made high scores in it in my O Levels, and after that, no be me and Maths o.
I didn't even go near Further Maths at all. I wan die?
Lol
#WhiteDiamondOut
When you put note book inside your short before you receive the Cain lol
Gbam Stella, this one sef no funny.
I can relate to everything..
#memories..I miss Juniorate!
Stale but interesting.
How contradictory, right?
We love it that way.
You should too,else you won't be here.
*kisses*
Hehehe
#WhiteDiamondOut
Lmao.....
Ahhhh
Sewing your name unto your pinafore and daywear,didn't stop some people from stealing them o.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Lol
My fellow maths hater
I didn't do any of them,thankfully.
#WhiteDiamondOut
I so miss FGC Idoani. ...
Choi
Boarding school was fun...
When there are always ghost stories of gwegwe, Lady koi koi (the sound of her high heeled shoes), bush baby, phantom snakes etc. Washing of toilets(nyamaaa) was the worst punishment followed by cutting of grass( when most kids havent seen and touched real cutlass mtcheeeeeew). where you develop your first crush and learn to daydream... nawaaaa. #Secschoolinnaija
When there are always ghost stories of gwegwe, Lady koi koi (the sound of her high heeled shoes), bush baby, phantom snakes etc. Washing of toilets(nyamaaa) was the worst punishment followed by cutting of grass( when most kids havent seen and touched real cutlass mtcheeeeeew). where you develop your first crush and learn to daydream... nawaaaa. #Secschoolinnaija
Pls ill love to see dem oo..... Send dem to her mail nah...... Lmao just so funny
#abbytohxoft
When u are asked to come out 4 morning rosary and u go to d classroom to sleep.hahaha
Hahahahaha
Pele ti e. Hahaha.
Guy was mean to you.
True that.
I Don laugh taya for the once I dey see since Thursday
When Seniors be topping your Peak Milk Container. A sign they dig your hard, dark and round nipples.
The toasting no be here mehhhnnn.
Peeps be warming up when u dressing up.
Omor, I ended up in the Staff Quarters, not can shout abeg.
Who is Lagos?
Schullz of Classic Fm97.3 killing it with solid jamz.
Ama rock da floor till even.
En Vogue. SWV. Etc.
#homealone.
Kikiki@nkita lachaa gi anya!!!!
@amaka! Say whatt??? Further maths was not tough? Nooooooooooooo!!!!
Bia nwa,so imacha Mr Njoku?
So igara Ojimgbo?
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Can relate
#fggcdays#
@Blessing... borrowed uniform without your under wears sef!
I used to wonder why people stole so bad in school then.
Corrupt teacher!
Potential child molester!
From provisions now,he will start pressing breast!
I missed my secondary skool..federal government girls college ibusa delta state....
Wow Blgss, was there for few yrs b4 fggc tins
Yes oooo, rub n shine days ooooo,with dat kain cold in jos? Who fit bath? End of term goin home with chopped hair,cos of harsh harmattan
Wen its time for manual labour and ur medical report is soo tight..... #Crosslegged in bed enjoyin senior jokes# choi is sooo miss FGC okigwe
And u must address her as ' Bia nwa' as per ya house maid? People be looking down on pple.
Wen u form chest pain aft d 1st round of 4.am Saturday jogging, so u can go back 2 bed, aided by ur naughty friends
I miss fgci days.... and dose very wicked seniors!!! Eg serifat jimoh n dabrat
Oh I rmba inspection days...whre u wld bring out fine n assorted stuffs to decorate ur room... and lay ur bed with white bedsheets and countapain or water a dat ting was called
My fellow pro unitate peeps!!! I always look forward to FEDCOL GAMES. ..... when ud be extra neat to attract chaps from oda schl. .. Dose ones from oda schl sef go dey form...lol... i miss dose days mehn!! I hail our almighty sprinters den.. Iyere, Bolaji Gold
Dats aw one Snr sumbo den was so stingy dat she could use one broom from beginin of term till d end... Dats aw one day one ss3 babe wanted to drink garri n Snr sumbo had drinking water in her keg.. Wen d Snr asked her she sed she doesn't have ....sumbo naw went to pour dettol insyd d keg just Bcos she doesn't want to part with a bowl of drinking water. Na so d Snr nab her now said if I can't use it to drink garri I will use it to baff. #FGCI tins
Vals day was always interesting. .. with d shout of "e Don land oo"
Thatigbobabe, na my own juniorate? As in HIJC? Secondary school has d best memories aswear
Those days in sec school we went to complain to our year head that we were not learning further maths his replied was ' Una never sabi maths finish Una wan further am'
@blessing, story of my life. I'd even return with Ghana must go after which they've "fapped" my box. Chai I suffer no b small
Some would steal uniforms and wear cardigan on it, hahaha.
I can't miss the evil school Biko, mans dem suffer no be small.
When you return home with only one pant....lol....meanwhile before then you will wash it every night and spread by your bed to dry before wearing next day....
@thatigbogirl....mother of perpetual help girls juniorate...issele uku?
Which HRC? Not Enugu I hope..
What did u people turn that school into.. when I was there it's illegal to send a junior on errands sef.. But we had fun and even years later we still can't stop raving about that school.
Ahahah this was so me. And I hated that when all my uniforms and day wear kept getting missing, my mom now got tired and decided to write my name conspicuously on my clothes.. it was embarrassing.. so sometimes I borrowed my friend's shirt to class so that boys won't laugh at me. Ahahah and days I misplace my uniform skirt or shirt, I would just kukuma go to the line were we dried our clothes to pick anybody's shirt that fit. Then would twerk to class hoping the owner wouldn't identify it and embarrass me outside.
Or was it the days that when water was scarce and everyone padlocked their bucket of water under their beds.. I remember once that I didn't have a padlock, and someone lifted me and my bunk and stole my water while I slept.. woke up to an empty bucket and started crying. Chaiii nostalgia extraordinary
We had a boultry were we ate goodies during break hour. Those who didn't have money again would famz those who had, will now do follow follow and follow to boultry.. only to be looking at their friends mouths as they drank and ate, hoping to be offered the remaining coke. Lmaoo.. starvation period in school was bad. If ur provision finish before exams are over u don peme be that o. Everyone go turn beggy beggy
OK bye
And madame kanko. And the one that used to back a baby. Ahahahah
Where you become a badass liar, not even a gun can make u take back ur lie. If u do, u r so gone. Zapping from punishments or inspection. Faking asthma attack during mini stadium punishments... every fggc owerri babe can relate.....lol.
Tochini, Enugu o.
Under Sister Mercy,strict woman.
Heard she's been sent forth.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Anon 18:23 bitter soul. Didn't u get the tone of familiarity here? Comprehension must be really hard. Umu imo/owr brought ups I greet oo. I went to a private missionary school (Assumpta Girls...) but I had alota frds in Ojimgbo and Fedi then set 2005. Ekene kwa m o
Ojimgbo babes always representing.is Mr Njoku also sir beautiful?me i dread Mr anyanwu more than Ebola.
See ojimgbo chikalas!!
I dreaded Mr. Anyanwu more than any other person.
Sir beautiful the maths teacher was nice nah
My Alma mater. I was 2003 set. Which set r u
sisi eko did you attend command ipaja?
sisi eko did you attend command ipaja?
Pro Unitate. Those harmattan days harsh o. Rub and shine was d order of the day. Abi na tapping of water: one bowl each until your bucket full. those days Hehn!
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