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Monday, November 30, 2015

Monday In House News.

Hello Everyone...

Happy Monday..Are we all Okay?Thank God for his mercies and goodness and LOVE which is forever.
What have ya all been up to asides commenting?






ANY DRAMA? *Runsaway binding in house news troublemakers*

*bringiton*


PROFESSIONAL PLUMBER IS HERE: 
  For your plumbing general repairs,maintenance, new construction buildings and hanging of plumbing fittings, kindly call 08069495524. .
To all ya bv's TeamReader. .. There will be free workmanship/Labour
charges for first BV to call

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S3X EDUCATION

I'm an ardent reader of your blog and I must say you are doing a great job. I don't know where this will fall but I want to share my experience and maybe it would help someone. Please keep my ID private.

Growing up, my mum will never talk about sex. The only thing I knew about it was "if you let a man touch you, you will get pregnant" in her exact words. I started seeing my period in Jss1 and I would have been clueless if the proprietress of my school didn't educate us about periods. In Jss2 I noticed that I didn't see my period, I was distraught. I became depressed, my grades slacked , I was basically a shadow of myself. I thought I was pregnant but at that point , I had never even kissed a boy. 

The only consolation I got was from a senior student. It was a terrible period of my life, I wasn't informed that irregular period is a normal thing and that it will stabilize later.
Can you imagine I didn't know what sex was until I was 17(when someone forcefully slept with me) I cried and told him I didn't like what he did and that I don't want to have sex. That's was when the bomb was dropped , he said "but you just had sex now".

No girl should find out about sex that way.

Even when I noticed that I started developing breasts, I would wear bras to sleep, I was trying to stop them from growing because I felt embarrassed.

Mothers please make sure you educate your children especially female about sex and other issues because whether you tell them or not ,they will eventually find out and you don't want it to be the wrong way.




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CAKE VENDOR NEEDED IN ABUJA
Dear Stella,
Thanks for the wonderful work you are doing.
Please I'm looking for any BV that bakes lovely birthday cakes in Abuja at an affordable price‎. Please contact me ASAP on 07057676962
Thank you Stella.



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HOUSEHOLD ITEMS FOR SALE
Dear Stella,
Please help me advertise and I promise shoki will come when I sell some stuffs. Na beg I dey Olori StellaKorks.

I have some items I'm putting up for sale due to relocation. They've not been used for long. Some just for months.

Philips plasma T.V 21"- 20k
LG DVD with home theater- 15k
LG chest freezer 157l- 45k (not used at all)
TIGMAX Generator 2.9kv- 30k
Dinning table with 5 chairs- 40k
Dinning table with center table and 2 stools- 30k
Sitting room chairs(one 3-seater, one 2-seater and two 1-seaters)- 40k
Quality King size 7 and 6 bed frame with Vitafoam mattress- 100k
4 Ceiling fans(ORL and OX)- 7k
Movable wooden wardrobe, reading table,big and mini shelf-20k.

I can be contacted on 08063216528.
Plenty household items to throw in as gifts for buyers.
Thank you so much Olori StellaKorks.



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50% Discount makeup giveaway
Dont miss out in the on going 50% discount on makeup for all events,( be it bridal makeup,birthday, party look etc.)especially this festive period.To book for very cheap and affordable makeup please contact me on 08082590886. I do jobs in Lagos,Ibadan and other states that are close by.
God bless you.



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SELF CONTAIN ROOM NEEDED
Please I need a room self contain urgently in any of these locations. Ikota villa, agungi, igbo efon, Jakande. My budget is 200k. Any one that has can please contact me on 08039274854.  Thank you



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FOR FEMALE BVS IN ILORIN
Hi Stella I just moved into ilorin and I wish to make new female friends because it kinda getting boring. Ilorin female Bvs add me up on my BBM 3323CFAF,females only.Thanks.



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SPONSORSHIP TO SHILOH WINNERS

Hello Stella
I got a lot of mails from SDKers who would love to attend Shiloh. Honestly I wish I could cover all, hopefully next year. 
Bellow are the list of the first batch of people selected;

A vehicle will be arranged to drop them at Canaan land otta and pick them up after the event. Each will be given some money for feeding. May God grant us all our heart desires 

Will send few more names, Thanks and God bless you Stella. Much love. 

Please I still remain anonymous 



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APPRECIATION.

Stella... Thank You So Much for Uploading My Advert ( The One for SNAILS)
Our Phone has been buzzing ever since...
GOD BLESS YOU PLENTY...


Please BVs manage this SHOKI...


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MTN= 
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ETISALET= 
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AIRTEL= 
8230085698255044
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Vacancy For the Position of a Social Media Executive
Hello Sis Stella, thanks for your good works, Please we are requesting that you help us in posting this vacancy. Thanks
Vacancy exists for a young and vibrant Nigerian to work as a Social Media Executive.
The successful candidate must possess excellent writing skills, excellent interpersonal skills, demonstrable ability to navigate the social media, ability to work with little or no supervision.
Interested candidates should apply and attach their curriculum vitae todayoadeniji@yahoo.com.
They should also attach a brief write up not exceeding a page on why they should be considered for the position.
The position and condition of service attract remuneration commensurate with industrial average.
Note: Applicant must reside in Abuja
Application closes 12midnight 6th of December 2015





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Seeking for BVs Attending HOUSE ON THE ROCK'S TheExperience10
Stellz, good day, please this goes out to any blog visitor going for the "THE EXPERIENCE10" organized by House on The Rock. I really do want to attend n praise my God:) but I have a little challenge, which is it's my first time and I have no one to go with me . ( my mom doesn't want me going alone) Not that I don't know my way to TBS from Amuwo but being under ones wing is much better choice than going alone. 
Can be reached on owen_ada@yahoo.com. Thank you.

Please make contact if you need company to this awesome praise and worship event....CHOI I miss house no the rock.I wonder if the same people still attend.
There was so much drama in that church enh.



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MEMO FROM BV KEVIN HAPPINESS..HE'S A NEW LEAF!

Stella Good day. it has been a while. Sorry about my unexpected absence amidst trying to clean up my ordeals then.  My phone got bad and I also misplaced my gmail details. So I had to get another one ,until I retrieve the line i used in opening the first. I want to say thank you and use this medium to show my appreciation for your efforts in trying to help me. Mom was able to pay my fees though it came late,  but I knew I had to read hard should incase I'm being disturbed about not having schoolID yet
.But i thank God i wasn't even disturbed. I've finished ND1 and we are currently on holiday, I just pray I don't experience this setback in ND2 thats my only worry. Well am using my holiday judiciously cus am working at a firm close to my residence. I might not be consistent as usual cos my course is very demanding.its OTM(office tech/management and  shorthand/typewriting are inclusive but i’ll always make out time to be here now that am free at least to socialize.
There's peace within me, cos honesty brings no pain.
If I hide under the disguise of not wanting you to publish or not
wanting people to know I asked and begged for favour, it means
pretence and shows how unrepentant I am. Stella for me these days
there's dignity in whatever I do. 

I am happy about turning a new leaf it has groomed me to be better. No one should be ashamed, shy or embarrassed of being real and honest. 
Thanks once again

Thanks for turning a new leaf and listening to advice.May God guide and guard your steps in Jesus might name.




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LAPTOP FOR SALE

Stella,I beg you by the mercies of God please help me post this in IHN. I'm under pressure and in need of money now so I want to sell my barely used laptop(3months old), it's ACER (Aspire ES1 511)it was given to me as gift in September I was still looking for money to buy modern for it before this need arise. I want to sell it for 60k, the market price is 80k.i have the charger and the manual that came with it,its a new laptop. I don't have shoki now but I'll give the buyer a laptop bag for free. Thanks maam








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INTRODUCING, BASKET OF GOODIES/HAMPER GIVEAWAY.

Hello Stella,  the mmiri riri enyi of the blogosphere, I salute you.

We are an Abuja-based enterprise, in the business of sharing happiness through our uniquely packaged hampers going at affordable prices. The gift of a hamper will always be a classy way of showing appreciation to your parents, boss, pastors, clients or business partners for their support in the receding year. What stands us out are the uniqueness of our items, our attention to minute details and our professionalism. 

BVs are enjoined to make their bookings ASAP for amazing discounts. We can also undertake supplies for corporate organizations. BVs in the diaspora or outside Abuja should take advantage of our free delivery services to surprise their loved ones in Abuja this festive season as online payment options (card payment or direct transfer) are available in addition to pay on delivery. 

For enquiries; please call 08063344380/ 08055630402. Visit our online store:www.basketofgoodies.com.ng. Email issales@basketofgoodies.com.ng.

GIVEAWAY
In the spirit of Christmas, we will be giving away a hamper to an indigent Abuja-based Blog visitor as will be nominated by Stella.
God bless you.

Please give it to the first callers between these three BV's
Pat Ogar
Cynhams cakes
Salt E
They are all in Abuja and i can easily confirm from them if they got the giveaway or not.LOL




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DAVID BALLER BLACK MONDAY SALES
Good day Blog Fam. I was supposed to do a black friday sale on friday but got home on thursday and slept in till the morning so I'm bringing it forward to today, Monday. It's an amazing deal also to those who intend to buy for resale. From the freebies alone, you could even recover the cost of purchase.

What's going on sale is the 11 pieces makeup brush and Naked 2 Urban Decay Palette as a set and going for the price of #6000 for both items. Free shipping to anywhere within Nigeria. Here are how the freebies to it are arranged. Please note, a set contains both the brushes and the urban decay palette

* Buy 1 set at #6000 and you get 8 different shapes Eyebrow Stencils, 1 Mascara Applicator Guide and the infamous Mac Lipsticks (I don't sell them anymore so I have to dash them).

* Buy 3 sets at #18,000 and you get 24 Eyebrow Stencils, 3 Extra brush set containing 5 brushes each, 5 Mac lipsticks and 5 sets Mascara Applicator Guide. Doorstep delivery.

* Buy 5 sets at #30,000 and you get 40 Eyebrow Stencils, 7 Extra Brush Set of 5 brushes each, 7 pieces Mac Lipstick, 7 Pieces Mascara Applicator Guide, 1 Set Kissproof lipsticks and one table top alarm clock with Calendar and Temperature Monitor. Doorstep delivery.

Buy up to 10 sets at #60,000 and I'm giving you everything I find in this damn house including my shirts and shoes haha.

You could team up with colleagues and friends to get the best out of the deal by purchasing above three sets. Please note, offer lasts till friday (If the products are still in stock till then)

Please Whatsapp or Call 08133624854 to order.




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LOOKING FOR A MINI FLAT IN LAGOS
I'm looking for a very nice and neat mini flat (room and parlour) ‎in a very serene environment, good roads, reasonable electricity and borehole water supply in Gbagada or Surulere (Bode Thomas, Ogunlana, parts of Surulere that are easily accessible) in Lagos. 

Anyone who has something can contact me on 08050422557. Thanks. 


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XMAS SALES/ GIVEAWAY 

XMAS SALES @ SISEDU COLLECTIONS!!! 50% Xmas Discount on All Quality US Designer Wears for Ladies & Children @ SISEDU COLLECTIONS. #83 Ogudu GRA Road, Opposite Labule Restaurant, Ogudu-Ojota, Kosofe LGA.  We also have New Arrivals on Ladies and Kids Wears. Whatsapp: 07030378444. Call us on 08151113006

Giveaways are silver colour shoe (US size 6), Black and white shoe (US size 9) and lacy shoe ( US size 6.5).

Thanks Stella.









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APPRECIATION FROM LAST WEEKS IHG WINNER
Dear madam Stella.. I  want to thank you for this platform. You are the best. your editing no get rival. U should write a book oo..
Money maker!!!! Kwenu!!. Thank you very much.. Your gesture came at a time "owu" was blowing  bad bad. May your money making machine never pack up till infinity. Three gbosa for money maker. GBOSA!!GBOSA!!GBOSAAAAA!!.

To all the FFF(fast and furious fingers) deities in the house   make una collect una food  oo,before spiritual LAMANCE  MASSACRE my winnings...lmao

PS: soffysofynsofly please help me shower more prayers on money maker. concerning your share send mail to madam stella with your network details make i throw you personal richard... Your blog id is confusing. I thought i saw soffysonofafly, i had to check again to be sure.

BV something something












Wow,na how much money maker send you...Money maker have you increased the take home?
Thanks and God bless you for standing in for me.


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SCAM
Hi Stella,
The Lord is your Strength. On the 2nd of Nov 2015, a security man brought a lady to our office and said that the woman is looking for a place to notarize her documents. I asked her to meet the secretary.

The woman and our secretary started chatting; our secretary told her she is from ikom in Cross River State, the woman said, Wow, what a coincidence? We are from the same village. The secretary assessed the documents and told her that she is supposed to pay Ten Thousand Naira but because they are from the same village, she will pay five thousand Naira. The woman thanked her and asked her to go ahead and notarize the documents.

After notarization, the woman asked our secretary for her account details so that she can transfer the money. She gave the woman her account details and after some minutes, the woman said, she is finding it difficult to transfer the money, so she decided to go out and try, our secretary followed her. 

This woman drives jeep. She told our secretary that she couldn’t transfer the money but will keep trying, with that she took the documents and left. Our secretary did not ask for her numbers because she trusted her. This woman did not transfer the money and she did not bring cash to the office.


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CHRISTMAS TREE AND LIGHTED ANGEL FOR SALE all new. 

1) 7.5ft prelit christian tree for sale for 
#50,000
2) Lighted angel for #10,00
3) 48pieces shatterproof ornaments 5,000
And I will be giving away a set of the 48pieces shatterproof ornaments to the buyer. All item still in perfect condition.
As soon as I sell them I will do a give away. 


Contact. 08128781699  please, strictly for serious buyers only.






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FOR SALES AND SHOES GIVEAWAY
Stella Kork. Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus! 
 I have a few items for sale; A brand new techno phantom 5 (never been used) with free pouch for 60k and a windows unit 1.5 horse power LG air conditioner for 35k. All negotiable. Please find pictures attached. I also have 3 lovely shoes to give away. They are for a size 42 and my location is lagos. Please call me on 08098099970. Much love Stella Kork...thanks




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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE AND GIVEAWAY

Hi Stellz...
Souvenirs solutions brings u the best of all kind of souvenirs... Ranging from breakable, unbreakable, travel jugs, dinner sets, candy pots and More... We provide solutions to all your unending questions, such as souvenirs to fit your budget and all... For ur schools, birthdays, promotional gifts, weddings, burials, Christmas and all please call FM on 07051209627 or send a WhatsApp msg to 08160222645.. 

Attached are sample pictures though not all items.....

Giveaway
Please I'll love to give these items to people who are really in need of clothes... Pls if u know u can afford don't send a message.. First 3 BVs with sizes to match. I'll select as the spirit leads... Send a WhatsApp message to08160222645 F.M

















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#GoodMONDAY

Learning is a slow process that never ends. We learn new things everyday and even after life have many unknown things to find out. Nobody knows it all so everybody is a student in this world class. The more you know the more you are informed. The more you are informed the better you are armed to lead and be successful.

Everything is built on some universal ground rules we cannot change. Little things we can understand to have more control on the general  movement of things. Little difference that can take our natural to the supernatural realm. The reason we have education is to build and equip us for our chosen life directions. Get formally certified in school and balance it being informally grounded with real life experiences.

Know something about everything and everything about something. Channel your energy to doing best what you can and automatically create a strong attraction for what you can't.  You can get whatever you want if you learn your way up or down there.  You can learn anything if you can only be focused and patient enough. Lets have a great week learning our way through to sure success...

@Atemiyato

*SIDE EYES*



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SENATOR ASHAFA GIVEAWAY FOR DECEMBER---ITS THE LAST
Senator Ashafa giveaway began in June and will end in December so this is the last giveaway -60k to one or two or three or six people.
Lets make it three people.

Three people who need 20k each to revive a business this Christmas period should please send a mail to Sdkblogaffairs@gmail.com explaining to busybodycorrecter with proof of dead business.thank you.
please make it quick so that the giver can pay early enough before Christmas.



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ANGEL BLAZE 100K DECEMBER GIVEAWAY TO TWO WIDOWS.
Please only widows who recently lost their spouses are eligible for this giveaway this month.these widows must have kids and must be able to show proof with document and pics.
this money should help you open a very small business this Christmas.
please send a mail to sdkblogaffairs@gmail.com




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FELLOW BVS VOTE FOR ME PLEASE
I'm UTHMAN SAHEED
Kindly follow the link below to vote for me to win The Fidelity bank's "mytoughjobstory" YouTube video competition.

THANKS SO MUCH and kindly share this post.




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IN NEED OF A FLATMATE
Stella eji eje mba. Lol lemme spare you the accolades...you know you deserve more. I am a faithful bv and Im grateful to God for this unique blog. Please I need a nice female flatmate that is working . The apartment is located at Amuwo Odofin somewhere close to the ABC park there. The rent is 250k. You can negotiate sha. Lovely room with a nice bathroom,kitchen equipments and all. There is also a washing machine available for your use. Please call on08037908534. Thanks Stella Kork. I love you.



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Online Training (50% discount) + Giveaway
Goodday Stella. Thanks for creating this platform,  keep up the good work, your reward lies with God Almighty. Please kindly post this in the IHN.

Do you want to learn how to bake and decorate but can't due to your busy schedule
Do you want to empower yourself in other to support yourself and family?
Worry no more cos Quincycakes"n"pastries is here to help you. With our online training you would learn alot and make money for yourself.
In our package we have
Six (6) Cakes
Butter Cream
Fondant
Royal Icing
Small Chops
Cookies
Shortbread
Breads
Cocktails
Smoothies
Pizza
Training Starts:- 7th December 2015
Training Fee:- 3,000 (Discount for blog visitors, just mention sdk bv in your mails/messages and enjoy 50% discount you get to pay 1,500 and also benefit from our extra bonus package)
Men, Women, Boys and Girls come and empower yourself. Distance is not a barrier, time can't always have its way. You can learn at the comfort of your home for just a little cost and you won't regret joining us.
Interested people can contact me for more details on
Calls/Whatsapp:-07088173722
Remember "Even if all goes wrong the works of your hands stays with you".
In the spirit of shoki, the first 5 people to contact me on my email would undergo free training



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Aso oke, treadmill and industrial sewing machine for sale/ Shoki included

Hello my fellows bvs. The following items are up for sale at give away prices;
1. Aso oke for bride and groom, already sewn. Color is white, teal blue and pewter. Serious buyers should call 08177764527. Price: 60000(negotiable)

2. Industrial sewing machine for sale. Serious buyers should call 08177764527. Price: 35000 ( negotiable)

3. Treadmill exercising machine for sale. Serious buyers should call08177764527. Price: 80000

Shoki
8269596549298218- mtn
5507709095779593- mtn
5081725674142640- airtel
Thanks Stella.  More Shoki coming through





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VACANCY
Hello Stella,
Trust you are fine and the family. Please can you past this vacancy in the In house News section.


A reputable company in Victoria Island is seeking for candidates to fill the position of Executive assistant: The ideal candidate should be a graduate with about 2-4 years  experience in marketing and administration, strategic thinker, ability to work under pressure, honest and straight forward in transaction dealings.

Send your Cv to- ij_eyvette@yahoo.com, with the position as subject on or before the 3rd of December 2015.

Thank you,
Regards,
Femi.




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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE AND VACANCY
Hello Bvs. I'm into the fabrication and installation of kitchens and wardrobes at an affordable price. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. I 'm based in Lagos and you can contact me on 08067170731, 08177547960. Samples of my previous work is attached below. Thank you.

Also, I need good installers to work with me. I'll prefer those within Lagos and it's environs. Call the numbers above, if interested.





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SATURDAY AND SUNDAY IN HOUSE GISTS RESULTS
The results are as follows:

Gist 1 Yoruba Class: 1
Gist 2 Aunty Stella's Fart: 3
Gist 3 School bag: 3
Gist 4 Ebola dog : 66
Gist 5 Prisoner: 1
Gist 6 Sis Kate Miracle worker: 5
Gist 7 Boarding House blues: 32
Gist 8 Bukky's prayers: 2
Gist 9 Mummy doing it: Nil
Gist 10 Fire aunty Talatu: 3
Gist 11 The missing Pant: 3

The winner is GIST 4!!!!

NB: All bvs that gushed about it being a tie so voted two gists, una well done o! Sorry but your votes were invalid. Next time, Pls let's try to choose a gist after all the ohhs and ahhs.

I must still hail Money maker!! The ' Ego na-emere ora' 1 of SDKB!!!

Pipi Lee, pls take on the task of counting votes for the Hello challenge. SDK said she will soon do a post for the voting. Kisses hun.

Love you all....

BV 'Cocoz'

Thanks a lot Coc!

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PLEASE READ THIS AND SHINYA YA EYES
Hi, Stella. I experienced this, early Saturday morning 28.11.2015, along Ijegun Jakande Gate Road. I like to keep fit and because my work does not give me enough time to work out, so i jog some km every Saturday and Sunday morning.

so this morning, i have even jogged to my destination, it was on my way back that it happened. I had run pass this guy, not too long then he tried to jog beside me and chat me up but i did not answer him, he started slacking back when he realized i was not going to reply him. 

Then all of a sudden Stella, na so the guy grab me from back o! hian! I fought him off, pushed him away from me, then i aim a kick for his groin but unfortunately, my kick no reach the target, just his upper thigh (that pain me sha cos i for like make he carry swollen balls go house). Na so the guy jump back, come shout "Ahnahn, na fight?" and i replied him "Come try am again na, you bastard" na so i continue my run o, still dey look back small small.
I am sure the guy wasn't expecting me to fight him off the way i did because of my small stature. He would have probably felt like "dis 1 go be easy"

And to think all this happened around 6am, and on an express road too. The idiot waited for the road to be isolated before he made his move. I hear of girls getting raped while they jog on the road, and it almost happened to me! when i got home i couldn't even share it because i know my family will ban me from jogging ever again, seeing as i am the only girl and the last in the family, they tend to be overprotective.

If we have joggers like me in the house, especially females, please, be VERY CAUTIOUS AND WATCHFUL while you jog o, those psychopath are very real.

Please share this to other BV's, let them learn from my experience if they can. Thank you.


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Signing out gra gra way.
Na me oooh.
SDK - Te one who wishes that OGHENEFIOBOHOKOWE always.
REPENTING FROM DRAMA HENCEFORTH






277 comments:

  1. Last IHN for November ..see you in December.

    *tearbra*tearpant*

    Joblesshousewife

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    1. November is coming to an end
      "Hello" competition is coming to an end
      Glory to God

      Jobby how far na ?

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    2. Truly persistence pays, hmm Stella, after days abi weeks of your Adele post (hello competition), I decided to finally watch the videos, quite interesting. My fellow bvs una doh oh. Eh eh before I forget IHN welcome oh

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    3. As u don tear all your pants and bra, wetin you go wear again...

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    4. Sdk, major drama on Mercy Aigbe's IG. She posted a pic of she n her daughter and was asking people to compare. One follower has finished her.

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  2. It's Monday IHN!
    Where is
    money maker and
    money makes you do whatever the vulgar bv?
    JHW am still waiting for your hello cover.
    brb.

    Krix via iPhone 6 gold

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    1. Jobless housewives hello cover??..lol..endtime cover be that

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    2. Am really missing that guy

      @money makes you fuck.......

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    3. Kevin happiness, what of your friend Chizoba ibek.....something
      You guys went on exile almost the same time.
      My regards to her.

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  3. Hello beautiful members of BV. Lol. So it's me from last week who was bothered that a guy I hung out with a few times could be a "1 minute man" I apologise for not coming back to update the next day as supposed. Work got the better part of us and made it impossible to meet during the week but we met over the weekend. *clears throat*

    Oh well, when I got to his house, I expected to eat first, shower, see a movie before I initiate the sex but no, dude had his plans. The minute I entered and dropped my bag on the couch, he dragged me and began to kiss me. I was like "Bro chill, I gotta eat first" and he said "this is also food". After a short while, we found our way to the bed, and we were both positioned in the missionary style. Dude wore his condom after fingering me painfully (smh. Nigerian guys make so much mouth but are extremely poor in bed), penetrated, thrusted in and out of me less than 10 times and came. In my mind I was like WTF! Is this it? I wasn't pleasured and didn't enjoy jack in less than 10 thrusts! Chai, that sex proved to me he's truly a 1 minute man. We lay on the bed, talked about life, work, amongst other things and he felt the urge for us to have sex again. This time around, we assumed 3 positions (missionary, doggy, and cowgirl) and the thrusts were less than 30 counts before he came. My pussy was really sore and paining me from his stupid fingering. Now it's not the 1 minute thing that's worrying me but the fact that he's bad at giving me pleasure. Fam which is worst please? A 1 minute man or a man who can't pleasure his woman in bed?

    I apologise if I am boring anyone with this and taking unnecessary space in the comment section. You know when you have no one to talk to and feel you have imaginary friends on a blog sphere to share what you have to say with *winks* merry Christmas in advance Y'all!

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    1. Bragging with sex before marriage.. I join One Trillion in say END TIME POST

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    2. Manage and marry him if he is rich...
      Remember sex is not food..

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    3. My dear, that fingering part is so annoying. I dunno how guys think bruising me with their nails is pleasurable. Some nails are even long and dirty. I don't enjoy finger thrusts. Just lightly play with me clit or get rough with your tongue. No finger Fuck abeg

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    4. Go and look for a gigolo that will fuck ur intestine out,i will rather go.for a faithful, caring, rich 1 min man,than a 1 hour cheating, uncaring one.the choice is ur. I'm team 1 min man,and I'm loving my marriage, hubby is everything a woman could dream of, but poor in best,but ne no care,cos he treats me lik a queen

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    5. Ashy,be fucking all dicks u see o,

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    6. I would take any man who can pleasure me any day over a one minute man . In fact, I prefer you give me all the pleasure and not even last up to 15 minutes sef.But er...All those were in the past, cuz I have decided to close my legs and pretend to be a mermaid. ..lol

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    7. Both are bad, but premarital sex is no longer my keg of palmwine. Some Naija guys be forming, but can do nothing in the bedroom, yet they think they are all that. Mtcheeew.

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    8. I had an ex like that .

      Big fat thick dick .

      Lasted all of 3 minutes .

      He was that way from the very beginning .

      I broke up with him over a flimsy excuse 2 months later . Let some other girl enjoy him .

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    9. Marry him so she will cheat barely a month in the marriage?..Queen you are one of the end time agents sent to destroy the world. You are a demon!

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  4. Nna mehn the Kardashians has nothing on my family. All we need is a camera crew, and the world will see a real life unscripted drama.

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    1. Kardashians are not all about drama,they have style,swag,money do u guys have that?

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    2. Stella Korks well done oh
      We plenty wey dey stay Abj oh.

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    3. Hahaha..hahahaha

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    4. African royalty, no mind Stella.Well, na people wey she fit reach sha...yinmu.So I no fit drop my email address abi?

      Delete
    5. We heard you the first time
      We also did the second, third, fourth and fifth time

      Please pick another means of becoming popular here and stop brinfinf your family details here

      For those who would come and ask me to attack with my name

      First, this is not an attack
      Second not everyone has an account. Not because we can't, but we don't want to.

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  5. It's another new week
    The year is gradually coming to an end. I appreciate God for the gift of life.i shall always remember this year for good ijn cos it's never too late to be blessed by God.
    God bless the givers and provide for the less privileged .
    I'll be right back to comment

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  6. Hello, it's me

    Nwa Amaka Darl, how you? official date coming soon. *winks*

    I don miss IHN but I've read everything.

    Eesah how market, any show today?

    TBJ to face trial??? Hmmm!!! Prayer warriors where una dey or he don prophesy am before?? Na question ooo. I still like the man any day.

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    1. Sure dear.

      Crazy network since morning.

      I no fit read every today, not mobile friendly.

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    2. U went to hide,just to prove u are not jobless we all know u stop jobless lafresh

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    3. We all know u still jobless *

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    4. Anonymous 14:47 I'm jobless but I can't hide because of a ghost like you and me on this blog. You don hear name like Lafresh before? So quit trying too hard to bring Lafresh down,she's not moved.


      Oya go take panadol for all your pains in trying to bring a fellow ghost down

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  7. This comment has been removed by the author.

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    1. Why did you delete the comment? Are you ashamed that you loaded shoki or you forgot to go anonymous?
      Nawah oooo

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  8. Happy Monday.
    God bless this new week.
    I just needed to say something.

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  9. Welcome ihn.

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  10. That was how i told the nepa ppl that bashed our sit out pavement yersterday to fix it or else their vehicle will sleep in front of my house, they started cussing and shouting go and marry... Mshw

    All these people telling me to go and marry when I try correct them a little. I'm just 22.... I wonder how those 28-32 single ladies living with their parents cope....

    Ije uwa

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    1. Am sure u are fat,and looking older than your age stop f married men

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    2. Are you fat?

      No be me talk am oh
      Na money maker

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  11. Got #200 airtime. Thanks. Welcome IHN, I know you will be nice to me this week!

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    1. Hehehe....did u swallow my comment or was it network?

      It's only inside IHN that one can derail nah.....I'm seeing comments here that has nothing to do with IHN.

      I hope it's network shaa...will post it again

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  12. BV something something God bless u. I recharged MTN #200

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  13. Finally in house news is here by 4pm and stella you say you don repent from drama ,na lie oh drama must go on

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  14. Is chic Felix Josh?????

    Tade

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    1. I think so becos he/she carry the josh matter for head like gala

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    2. I also wanted to ask same question.

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    3. You must be a newbie to ask that question

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  15. All shoki gone!
    It's a great day!
    And it's gonna end in praise.
    Happy new week bvs,
    Weldone cocoz!
    U are doing a good job.
    Any drama?

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  16. Abeg anybody ever done anal??? Trying to satisfy my curiosity but kinda skeptical...... mk una no cuss me oo

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    1. Anal is walking on a long canal

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    2. The best way to satisfy your curiousity is by doing it....
      Whatever answer you get here is not enough satisfaction because you will always get a yes and no option....

      Delete
    3. First of all, are you a lady? That shit is painful. Tried it some weeks back, I almost screamed the roof down. Right now am dreading it. He says, we keep trying. I don't even want to see him.

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    4. See this mumu, better no allow any man fuck ur anus, it very painful, and it's a very easy,way,to transmit std, especially hiv, and it can damage the anus,u won't be able to hold ur poo. An half word is enuf for da wise

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    5. See this mumu, better no allow any man fuck ur anus, it very painful, and it's a very easy,way,to transmit std, especially hiv, and it can damage the anus,u won't be able to hold ur poo. An half word is enuf for da wise

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  17. In House News!


    *******LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*******

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  18. Professional plumber so u mean if I call u now and tell u can u come to this place in abj ud now tell me sorry I don't stay in Abuja.Like seriously how many times will they beg u guys to not forget to include location?this is your business oo try to always put that in mind.

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    1. May God bless the givers. I. smell xmas and my bday.!

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  19. So today I came early to load shoki,refreshed and refreshed and immediately it came up I clicked on IHN then Glo spam call had to come in...smh
    Perhaps its not my calling.
    *walks away*

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    1. Lol kpele
      Try harder next time

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    2. Ask xoxo to send u credit

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  20. In house news
    Steaming hot
    Space booked

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  21. wow. just when am very rich today. thought to try and hussel for shoki. Got 2 airtel cards. 200naira each. God bless the givers. didnt want to load more than 2 cos of others.

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  22. So I made the biggest mistake of texting the person who advertised beans flour on Friday.

    After waiting endlessly on Saturday for the beans flour as agreed, I sent 2 texts. Both were read and ignored. (I have an app on my phone which indicates when texts have been open and read.)

    My people, my biggest mistake was sending a text today asking politely why Beans Flour was reading and not responding? My people na so tori start o, 'I received goods late on Sunday' 'I'm very funny with my phone' etc etc.
    So I said ' ...it takes only 4 naira to update a customer on status of things and poor customer service to drive one away.

    My people I talk bad? I insult pesin?

    Immediately Beans Flour fire text back 'Your talk is too much, accept Jesus.'

    Hian!!!

    Who talks to potential customers like that? That's why some persons forever remain where they are in life, stagnancy to the power of infinity, because they have no idea how to relate with people.

    The sad things is I requested 2 packs to show as sample to our HR who if she liked would have requested 32 packs to add to our staff hamper list.

    Continue using mouth to cripple your business. As for me lessons learnt.

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    1. Don't mind the idiot! She takes forever to even reply mails, I will stop my order, nonsense !

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    2. They never learn. Never!

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    3. Lmao @accept Jesus, that kind sombody fit slap customer. abeg enter market go buy ya beans flour. No be by force to patronise anybody here na.

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    4. Looooool @accept Jesud. Some Nigerians have bad customer service

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    5. Some entrepreneurs need to take a crash course on customer service relations.

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    6. Some entrepreneurs need to take a crash course on customer service relations.

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    7. Knew you were going to come out here and paint a fine story. You wouldn't mention how rude you were to me. You aren't the only one that called me. Let the other people come out and say am rude then will accept it. I have screenshots of the text. Nigerians always painting Sellers like the bad ones. Some customers like you, ........

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    8. Can you imagine!
      That's y their business never grows.
      Please ignore the him/her na him still lose.

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    9. Kween Bee, I didn't drop my mail. I only dropped my phone number. That's not me you are talking about.

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  23. D'Royalty you've been begging for laptop since Adam begat sin.

    No one has responded.

    On top of that you still open mouth like 'polybag' begin stylishly yab pesin on Friday.
    What if Chi Exotic was thinking of giving you that laptop? Hmmm

    Anyway, I have a Hp laptop for sale, come and buy.
    You can do a cover of Hello na, perhaps you will raise some cash.

    But I would rather use the laptop as a seed in the Indian ocean than give you for free.

    I sabi your slimy type well. Na you go smile with I.D go under anon begin curse people, termite. Smh.

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  24. @ Kevin happiness the Lord is your strength...
    Fastest fingers una dalu..
    God bless all the givers in the house.

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  25. Thank God hope you all had a beautiful weekend a lot of shokis but couldn't load any one fastest fingers are here sha,abeg aunty Stella bring drama abeg side eye lol.

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  26. Thank God hope you all had a beautiful weekend a lot of shokis but couldn't load any one fastest fingers are here sha,abeg aunty Stella bring drama abeg side eye lol.

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  27. Thank God hope you all had a beautiful weekend a lot of shokis but couldn't load any one fastest fingers are here sha,abeg aunty Stella bring drama abeg side eye lol.

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  28. In house news is here.

    Most of you hating on igbos for no reason shoild please write a letter to baba go slow. He should let us go. We can survive where ever we find our selves. So keep hating on us while we keep progressing. No be us do una. Una hatred no go lead una to any where.
    Before u call us ritualist. Go and check the tribe that has the highest figure or issues on rape in this coumtry and terrorist. Ndi ara

    Igbo Kwenu.

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    1. This is in house and everything is allowed but let's learn to love.

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    2. Ndewo o... nwanyi oma

      Please no tribalistic talks this afternoon

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    3. What about the tribe that have the highest in babalawo

      Even when they all go to church, they still consult with their baba and alfas.

      Delete
  29. Thank God hope you all had a beautiful weekend a lot of shokis but couldn't load any one fastest fingers are here sha,abeg aunty Stella bring drama abeg side eye lol.

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  30. Thank God hope you all had a beautiful weekend a lot of shokis but couldn't load any one fastest fingers are here sha,abeg aunty Stella bring drama abeg side eye lol.

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    1. It haff do na! Abi u wan take over from Thelma? Lol

      Delete
    2. Are you Thelma Ememuwe's sister???
      I asked because you both have something in common which is to post one comment 5 times...

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    3. Are you Thelma Ememuwe's sister???
      I asked because you both have something in common which is to post one comment 5 times...

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  31. Ihn is loaded today!
    Abj giveaway pls also consider nwa amaka I think she lives in abj,
    Stella don dey get besties.
    God bless ashafa and angel blaize, you will reap your reward here on earth.

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  32. Have a blessed week guys.. Cold no lemme see road

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  33. I smell Xmas already. Dancing shoki

    I came fro drama oh, u all should bring it on.

    Stella u forget my blog boo is also in Abuja pls give kehinde d hamper oh

    Shiloh is just 8days to go, if u can't Mk it to canah land in Lagos, pls join me in pH mgbouba winners chapel, that's canah land of port Harcourt, hoping to u see u all. This year is from glory to glory for us all.

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  34. Xmas pls come slowly.
    Crawl if you can,don't you dare walk nor run.

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  35. Christmas! Christmas! Christmas!
    Can't wait...
    The poster talking about Sex education, yeah, it's paramount that parents teach their kids about Sex, educate your kids on Sex education.

    Can't wait for Shiloh to come and go, the roads, especially winners gate are going to blocked with crowds, going out will be hectic, and transport fare will increase.

    Your comment will be visible after approval.

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    1. *be* . *crowd*

      Your comment will be visible after approval.

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  36. God bless the givers and receivers.
    God bless those of us that feel like giving but don't have the means.
    God bless me.

    Sdkb rocks.
    Sdkers are the rockers
    Stella is the rock
    Lee boo is the rocket.

    Pls I need help with this confusion. The other day @ the hospital, someone came to share flyers 4 church program with the picture of the pastor and the wife. Someone said why did u use dis picture?why not use the picture of Jesus?
    I told the man that the assumed picture of Jesus is not jesus but just a character.the man got angry even the church people that came to distribute flyers said it's the picture of real Jesus. Now my question is this; is that the real picture of Jesus? If yes who took the pictures then? I need clarification so dat I won't arguing what I don't know.

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    1. Hahahah who don see real JESUS?
      Amakla abeg don't mind them. Lol


      Mummy sinach

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    2. They had only drawings den. Its just a character n not Jesus

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    3. Are you genuinely this dumb? @nwamaka Ofcourse it's the photo of Jesus, don't you know there was canon camera and studio at that time??

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    4. Lol! Those are just picture representation of Jesus. Nona those pixs, either white, red, or black is the real Jesus. I call them d white man's perception or representation of Jesus

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    5. If u are catholic, u will knw that the first impression of jesus's face was imprinted on the piece of cloth that veronica used to wipe his face on the road to calvary. Although it doesn't tell us that he was a white man cos his tribe(geneology) shows he is a brown man.
      Again the shroud of turin(the cloth his body was tied with) tell us that he was 6ft height. These clues pieced together was used to give us an idea of what he looked like at 33years of age(the year he died)
      Thanks

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    6. Nwa Amaka-- I also fall under the category of those who feel like giving but do not have the means. Would really love to touch a life before the year runs out..
      Meanwhile, that picture is not Jesus! Probably a figment of someone's imagination that eventually got to stick!

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  37. See as Richard cards dey dance upandan here! Those gowns are beautiful. The plumber I guess you are all over the country that's why you didn't indicate your location. What else did I read?

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    1. Richard card kor what of John card?

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    2. Obviously you are a newbie here,that's what we call it here. Thank me later. #new ijeshawife.

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  38. Hahha..the signing out smiley tho... the Bv that sent recharge cards..you are a very generous person.

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  39. IHN is so packed today, can't even remember what I read.Anyway, how are y'all doing? I've missed a lot these past few weeks. Work's been crazy. Stella, how are you? Abeg, I need better drama today cuz I no go work today as I'm not feeling too strong. Chick Felix, how you doing hun? Pipi my fellow music lover, kee way? Quickie with her bad mouth, how you doing dear? hehehe.Nwunye G, I just love you biko.Abeg,wia XP dey? All those who came to enjoy the drama like me...una well done o.Doppelganger, how are you Nne? Been super busy so I don't know if you've started the book club and I no get time to go read old posts....do let me know dear.Blessed week all.

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    1. Yes we have started the book club.
      Search for SDK BVs BOOKCLUB on BBM channel.

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  40. Ihn don land,so many shokis choi,ll be right bck

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  41. ....and I was barred😢.
    What's the Kevin's gist?

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  42. hmmm, God bless all d givers in the house, i'm coming back to read comments.

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  43. Buy why

    But why


    Who dey load all these cards now



    This is unfair mbok





    @Galore

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  44. Long live Sdk blog................

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  45. money maker is blessed, may your pocket never run dry.

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  46. Replies
    1. Love jogging too. Pls jogger, find a safer route or a jogging partner. I thank God for you.

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  47. Lol some monitoring spirit loading all soki under 2 mins I hail ooo

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  48. Monday Ihn gives me d greatest joy cos I know I still av whole 4 IHN before the week runs out...God bless all the givers. I av Neva been so lucky wife recharge cards tho

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  49. Kelvin happiness welldone

    To the lady jogging that was also courageous of you, but be careful all the same.

    The givers God bless you much including stellakork.

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  50. Hip for d hip...watching deserate housewives allova again...love me some gaby...b r b

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  51. Ihn rocks,a coworker tried to put sandsand in my garri plus dis shitty weather but i refuse 2 be depressed

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  52. thelma enemuwe said...
    Ihn changing lives since 1700
    So mux to read and digest
    Bv pls hook me up for ushering jobs and vacancies around you..... Lagos sun wan kill person in the name of job hunting
    Sdk blog rocks
    *faithful bv enemuwe thelma*

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    1. I can link u up with Calista okoronkwo,but u must be of good behavior,and u must be pretty also well spoken.

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  53. thelma enemuwe said...
    Ihn changing lives since 1700
    So mux to read and digest
    Bv pls hook me up for ushering jobs and vacancies around you..... Lagos sun wan kill person in the name of job hunting
    Sdk blog rocks
    *faithful bv enemuwe thelma*

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    1. E don tey ooo Thelma....been a while last saw ur comments and as usual e de enter multiple times....lol! Welcome back

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  54. So many things to read and so many shoki. Fastest fingers enjoy. God bless angel Blaze and Ashafa.

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  55. Ihn toh bad ,angle blaze may God presence always be with you .

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  56. Number to contact for the laptop is 08053368858

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  57. Who is that busybody Atemiyato with that good monday post?
    What the fuck are you on about?
    Rubbish. It's by force to contribute to IHN. Mscheeeeew


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  58. Stella,
    Please warn these blog houseflies in the name of
    1. Miss aboki
    2. Nuvi bitterleaf and
    3 portable cockroach
    That I have sniper.

    I understand they belong to Animal planet hence I've been watching the channel of late to understand them better so that I know whether to 'wipe' them or whether to.......


    Ok...so watch them come in and buzz their usual way.
    Buahahahahahaahhahahaha
    Smallies.
    Una welldone

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    1. Dis Bloglord ehn, my instincts towards you right from 2011 when you used to do akagum on Lib haven't changed. And my instincts are never wrong.

      It would be safer to be friends with a rattlesnake than with you. You are a very very dangerous person. I have never met you before but I never doubt my spirit. It has saved me too many times to question it.

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    2. BLOG FOOL. Yes! You would be the 1st I would actually insult on this blog, is something wrong with you?are you mad? You miss road? What is my name doing there? You subbed me I replied you that same day yet it took you 4days to get this watery reply together? This call out just confirmed something.
      I come here, comment on post th, try to stay out of people's business, disagree if I have to but try to avoid drama as much as I can, don't just try and start one with me.
      I'm a Smally? Define Smally, who are you? Faceless blog champion! Ode.
      GPU. You won't go an pick up a fight with you type.
      At least Today you didn't call on anybody to support you. Spineless Slimy and Sneaky somebody like you.
      Please make use of this Chair \____

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    3. I don't know why I dislike u, but I think u should have left this blog honorably when the ovation was loud,or change ur id like chizoba, okija wife and ezenwayi, u r becoming another thing now

      Delete
    4. Why can't u act matured for once,uhn

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    5. Anony 14:57 Rattlesnake is an understatement.
      she's only relevant on SdK's blog, Blog Yeyebrity. Ekpa r'ode! Eranvwe Eranvwe!
      See me see problem.
      The minute she loses relevance she calls her stupid Register and people only respond to her lame ass out of politeness . She keeps patronizing people to garner replies.
      Infact don't let me use you and start o.
      That im this quiet type doesn't mean I can't be pushed.

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  59. The bv looking for a cake vendor in Abuja just pissed me off!!! Despite all the adverts!!! Some even use deir biz name/location as blog Id& n still asking!

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    1. Lol! Some customers though....chill jare. Many things dt u jst can't tk frm dem, some very annoying statements.

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  60. God bless all the givers.Wishing you all a blessed week ahead

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  61. See Uthman sexy lips.Money maker just as seas never dries up ,your money making machines would continue to increase.You are a darling thanks for the other day.

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  62. Elouuuuu...in hux news...hehehehe

    Nobody taught me anything about sex, i learnt it on my own. Even before my hymen disappeared, if i sex-talk you ehn...

    And what's that talk about you not knowing someone had sex with you??? You did'nt know anything about virginity too??? Have you been living in the wilderness???

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  63. Happy Monday, all. Stella, I do not think Salt E, Cynhams cakes and Pat Ogar will need that hamper. They aren't indigent (poor) as far as I know na.

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  64. Happy Monday, all. Stella, I do not think Salt E, Cynhams cakes and Pat Ogar will need that hamper. They aren't indigent (poor) as far as I know na.

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  65. This rain is highly welcomed abeg. Na this weather I love pass. Green tea to the rescue.

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  66. Instead of you to prepare and go to church on Sunday, you dey jog along that road. Go and thank God that He loves you. That is a warning. God did not ask you to jog on Sunday.

    Too many give aways and selling on this blog. Congrats to winners. Thank you Ashafa and Co.

    the lady that wants people to attend Canaanland. Thank you once again. The one wanting to go for Experience, i pray you dont meet bad blog visitors.. I dont advice you to follow someone you dont know. THIS IS DECEMBER.

    The sex education lady.. my mum no teach us at all. Na if you carry belle, your own don finish. My own for my little boy be say.. if you give any girl belle, na village una go find una selves.

    people looking for job, God will provide. I tried sending HR email on this blog... Stella was just rejecting it so that nobody can apply. THAT ONE CONCERN UNA OOO. I am not helping to post for job again. My own is to tell una sorry that it will be well with una.

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  67. Anon 14:07 that is the way they are. They will be begging stella to post their adverts but get bad mouth join on top.

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  68. I smell Christmas already...... Bv Olori, i don't mind that Laptop you commented about on Friday IHN oo. Maybe you are the one who will make that my Christmas dream come true.

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  69. Had a lovely day yesterday. See enjoyment for jollof rice and other mende mende to go with it. Thank you God for my yesterday's Annual Thanksgiving. I am looking forward for the abundance.

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  70. Eeerm Mr Money Maker, come and teach me hw to make money abeg. I have nt given a relative money this month talkless of stranger. Pls drop your contact, i will be an humble student.

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  71. Wow...can finally comment via my system after a long time. Love this family.

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  72. Scammers are real and this is there season for taking advantage of the gullible and naive ones, everybody shine your eyes....my fellow jogger be careful why not save and buy a tread mill?

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  73. Stella is a blessed woman. See how strangers are blessing strangers on her blog....

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  74. IHN is here....
    Phew! Been long I dropped a comment on ihn because I have and still super busy.... Anyways, sex education lady.. Sorry your first time had to be horrible because of ignorance. Just right the wrongs with your own girls, never shy away from talking sex with them....
    Joggerlady, thank God for you oo.... The mofo was not expecting the kungfu from a smallie like you. Just be careful henceforth, don't go out to jog very early....
    Secretary lady have been scammed, next time she should always remember business before pleasantries...
    What else???
    God bless the givers, receivers and patronage seekers...
    Thank God for making Kelvin Happiness turn a new leaf. Hopefully, you would be less vulgar in your choice of words and more respectful...
    Merry Xmas in advance even though it does not feel like Christmas is around the corner here in Bayelsa..
    Ok bye!!!

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  75. Eesah aka Serikin Gbefila/Gbeborun/Gboromidelerun I greet o, how ya side, market dey?

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  76. Chai, I bought a mac lipstick from my customer here in Abuja, I've always been buying stuff fron him and they are always authentic. You can't even imagine my shock when I discovered it was fake. I used it and it felt like I used an oily based lipstick, I feel so bad right now cuz he gave me an assurance that it was original. I got it for 6k fa. Please any make up pro in the house how do I spot an authentic mac lipstick in case I want to buy.

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  77. So much to read and digest on here, let me go an read......cake people are not sending in cakes for the cake competition, is it that they are too busy as result of this festive season or they are not interested? i'm sure if cash prize was involved like the Hello challenge, we would have many entries by now.....just an observation.

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  78. Please don't jog alone if you are a female o! Unless you are 6ft above and have the skills of Tyson Fury. TOO many NIGERIAN rapists abound. Similar to India. And them no dey write am for forehead.

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  79. Hian!

    That jogging story is scary. I jog every morning, and to think that some people I know,see 6am as too late, because they don't want people looking at them.

    Won't stop my alarm from waking me up by 6am daily to run though.

    Poster, thanks for this. I'll be more careful than I usually am.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  80. I just need a job,I will keep applying, I know my God is on my case.i smell Christmas,yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  81. i love this blog a lot. there is a lot of laughing from viewing and reading comments. Kudos to the Delta woman bloger. a lot of goodwill and love then out of point comments. God will bless you all.
    One BV Miss Abokiare you hausa or igbo, was calling and typing Xhlrted P last week, that woman is in far away Aberdeen, and going to other cities before coming home, why dont that BV get her phone line from her friends, she posted two lines in whatsapp and viber, instead of typing her name all the time. She is my inlaw before you people will start typing asslincker, and she worked briefly with my younger sister in Delaney Pet, she is on the quiet side, but does not treat accusations with kid gloves, even if it is the internet. She is on Google+ with all her numbers and pins, which one is another ID i am reading again.Let Aboki look for the Emejulus to explain better. She is not all that quiet.
    BLOGLORD that your sniper is important here because miss Aboki and her friends need it. ALso spray JBaby and Bootycious looking for drama in their eyes.

    pleasse let someone tell me what to type to get my own blog name i have been here since 2-13 october. My name is Mrs Afoma. I am shy to ask friends. Thank you all. I love everyone here.

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    1. Mrs afoma welcome. It is me your neighbour.i will come over tomorrow nd show you how to get bog id

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  82. I have cold... I need some indian recipe... The type Pia gave that dude in *The other end of th line* *sniffs* *coughs*
    Aunty Jogger please tell one of your brothers to join you in the jogging o

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  83. Sex education:

    My mum told me n my older sis abt sex early. She didn't say "your thing",she called it vagina. Oshù in Delta Ibo.
    Chei,me n my sis laff tire that day. She laughed along,then continued talking. Nothing like when a boy touch you you go get belle.

    As a mum with daughters,I now know how hard it is to talk about SE.
    But I do talk to them about it.

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  84. God Bless d Giverz n Receivers.
    Mehhn,
    stella I had a nightmare yestanyt.av u seen a witch confessing to u face 2 face?Hmmm!
    And I woke up with a big head....see fear?
    omo, d prayers I fired don send down d rain to uproot every
    Evil powers aiming at my household.
    Hehehehe!
    I know n Trust d God I Serve!
    #HisSovereigntyIsFromAges2Ages
    Thank u Jesus!

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  85. In house news toh le, God bless all givers!

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