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Thursday, December 24, 2015

Basket Mouth Takes A Swipe At Beauty Pageants In Nigeria

LOL





 “It started with Miss Nigeria and MBGN. Now we have the following, Miss Comely Queen Nigeria, Face of Unity Nigeria, Miss Heritage Beauty Pageants, Miss Tourism Nigeria, Miss Earth Nigeria,Miss Ideal, Face of the Globe, Miss teen world supermodel,Miss Dazzle Nigeria, Queen of Aso Rock, Miss Grand Nigeria, Miss Vip Nigeria, Most Beautiful Face in Nigeria, Miss Ambassador for Peace Nigeria, Queen of trust beauty Nigeria, Face of Nigeria, Miss Global Beauty
Peagent, Sisi Oge Beauty Pageant, Miss Exquisite, Miss Olokun, Miss Ecowas Peace Peagent.

According to him with the way things are going we would have "Miss Pretty feet Nigeria, Miss Long Neck Pageant,

Miss High Heels Nigeria, Miss Fresh Lap Pegeant, Miss No hair for leg Nigeria Pageant, Miss Pointed Boobs Nigeria,Miss No Stretch Marks For Body''.





59 comments:

fresh roses said...

Very true

edDREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lolx... This nigga is truelly a comedian no doubt....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Anonymous said...

Face of democracy, miss earth...

PRISCABABE said...

Miss pointed boobs, and soon Miss pointed nipples got me. so many Miss this and Miss that. there should be Miss funny face.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha...OMG...I'm laughing out so loud@ Miss No hair for leg
Nigeria Pageant, Miss Pointed Boobs
Nigeria,Miss No Stretch Marks For
body, miss long neck sef.
This is so hilarious hahaha. Seriously sha d contests are just too much haba

June said...

So Hilarious, i forgot to laugh

ChincoBee said...

Soooooo true.

Chincobee.blogspot.com the

ACE said...

Lol
He is right, the pageants are just too much and unnecessary.

Unknown said...

Miss hot leg that should be in benin

brownsugar said...

Hahahhahhahahahaha. Basket mouth with his basket mouth. He didn't add miss virgin nigeria. Lol. Wetin person no go hear

RICHBEE said...

Lol this guy don kolo oh

Cocoz said...

Lmao... Also very soon

Miss Gwegs
Miss PDP
Miss APC

The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog said...

Na them sabi. Whatever rock their boat. Who miss world and the rest don help? If it put food on their table and makes them happy. Wetin come concern me. Hian. But basket mouth, ur jokes are getting dry day by day abeg try and improve.

ELENA (HER MAJESTY) said...

*yawns*

Anonymous said...

Yes is just too much miss nigeria uk, miss nigeria Dublin,miss nigeria New York haba na wetin self

danny fisiye said...

no be small




#GODWIN™

Yori Yori Princess said...

Basket mouth help me ask dem oo

Lovemejeje

Unknown said...

Keep it coming, they all business Ventures... Lol

Pink shell said...

Basketmouth is becoming drier by the hour.
I rememba night of a thousand laff years back, this guy used to b so funny, we had a collection of the CDs at home.
In Nigeria poverty is an inspiration for some.
Same as I go die.
Even bovi isn't as funny as b4.
Tee A nko? That one dry pass cream cracker.
Gbenga adeyinka, dat one can recycle ppls joke die(don't know how e keeps his head up for an outing after dis)

ziona said...

Sharap there, I now dislike this guy ever since I went for rhythm unplugged. He refused to speak loud and when people complained,he said if we don't like it that we did not pay vvip,cause I noticed when others had the mic we could hear, but basket and bovi just concentrated on the vvip,since then I dislike this dude.true colors appear when the money appears.

nzubeizuu said...

Lol

QUEENAMY N said...

Miss runs girls Nigeria
Miss short
Miss ugly
Miss bleachers
Miss fab
Swag
Housewife
Ist to comment
Miss IHN
TGF
..........

crystal said...

Yes na, he talk true

MissPrettyW said...

Haha hahaha.... No be small thing, there already miss hot legs sef in Benin

Unknown said...

Yea....it simply because ur problems are to much for basketmouth to handle.

Unknown said...

Not funny.

Unknown said...

No bae....The jokes are not dry, your problems are just too much for basket mouth to handle.

Unknown said...

He forgot MISS BOKO HARAM.

Unknown said...

Hahhahaahah....its so so true

Mrs telema ronaldo(CR7 wife in making) said...

Everybody is now a beauty queen

SWAG LAFRESH said...

He didn't add miss virgin nigeria.

It's true sha. Too much pageant

Anonymous said...

That's because your mumsie never buy you Christmas cloth.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Miss gwegs go sweet o
Even miss first to comment on SDKB

Fierce of SDK blog said...

Hahaha,so true. They should slow their roll abeg.

Unknown said...

Buhhaahahhahahahha,

Unknown said...

Lol
So so true.

Temi said...

there's a pageant like that.

UYAI said...

So true and very annoying.




*no condition is permanent*

Anonymous said...

miss beards sef

kowmah said...

Too funny but true, too much of anything is bad

The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog said...

Hahahah. Abio my sister hahahahahaha. The ones i recently watched are dry shaa. I prefer Akpororo shaa

The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog said...

I think the person always on point now is akpororo and helen. Others dry like stock fish

Temi said...

lol

Miss Ess said...

Me sef tire lol

Francisca Samuel said...

Miss Aristo
Miss Runs Babe
Miss Successful Prostitute
Miss Correct legs
Miss Hostel
Miss Sexy Eyes
Miss Gbogbo Big Girls
Miss Hot Ex-GirlFriend
Miss Threesome CEO
*Hiss* Orisirisi

calabar chick said...

Lol
Very true!
Miss slim legs...

Anonymous said...

Lolz

Genny le boo said...

Very true o... After dey give d babes carrot leave cloths to wear to show we are Africans! Mumu dey smell

Weed Chic said...

Lol! Miss hourglass. But cos of Naija's high rate of corruption, these days you will see an ugly girl claiming to be a beauty queen just because she is sleeping with one of the organizers...
Nonsense!

*puffs weed smoke*

Weed Chic said...

Yekpa!

*drops weed*

Weed Chic said...

Helen Paul ke? Is she funny?

The best are i go die, Gordon, basket mouth, I go save, akpororo

AY is not a good stand up comedian. But when he acts movies, they used to be interesting.

The worst for me is Julius Agwu. Listening to him na torture. Igbotic jokes

*sips Tombo*

Weed Chic said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

Lmao @headmistress and anon you cray

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Lol,pele Ziona... It is well

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I tell you

The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog said...

Imo chic hahahah.

Goddesss of Dawn said...

Miss independent
Miss RHI
Miss in house gist
Miss SDK chronicles
Miss most hated on SDK
Miss Most gbagaun on SDK
Miss most Razz on SDK
Miss most beggi beggi on SDK
Hahahahahahahaha!
I don tire to type

Anonymous said...

Basketmouth cracking dry jokes...

Unknown said...

In fact d matter don tire me sef. Miss sisi eko of lagos go soon join. Hoihoihoi!!!