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Friday, December 11, 2015

Secondary School In Nigeria Memes...
























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  1. D last pix...... I can relate,lol.

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    1. Hilarious shit!!!! Had fun with ol of dem...reminds of my days in junior sec sch
      ---MRS AAY

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    2. I can so relate with the knock issh..told one of my senior back then but she was like*na for. Ya house be that law oo*and she gave me 3 good knock on my head..then I fell down pretending..I was shouting *my head oo,my head oo*infact the kind beating wey teacher give am,her prefect badge was even collected*lol*

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    3. Heheheee
      I so relate wit d knock.
      Feels like d person attended COMLAG.
      Abara's and knocks.
      I so love boarding house system especially Military schools.
      Nice one. Took me back mem.lane 1993t tru 1999

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    4. This last one was so me in secondary school.... hated maths like....

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  2. Hahahahha
    .. bend down for the arrow o!!!

    Everybody enter under locker.lwkmd

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    1. I can relate o. Bwahahahahaha I had tears in my eyes.

      Kikikikikikikikiki

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    2. The eraser one got me, waec haba lmao!Boarding house students den hen chai....Ask plz give me small garri/Milo/noddles, they b like oh no sorry I cant my mommy has counted it. The confusion that instantly brings to ones face hen hahahaha...

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    3. Keeping eraser for WAEC...lmaooooo

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    4. Still laughing at making the list of noise makers you were not the class...lol

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    1. Hahaha that noise makers list is soo me lol
      The double math peroid? Me too lol

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  4. They are real #secschoolinnaija. Especially in those days not now. Them no de flog all these 'shildren', except the ones in kpako schools

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  5. lmao
    bend down for the arrow.

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  6. Omg, see as i dey rotfl
    Dat knock head tins i dey do am well well as per say na me b d shortest girl for ss3 then

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  7. Lol the last one.. I so much hate maths. Whenever i check the time table amd it happens to be that it is double period Omo na so i will just go to my hostel nd lie down cover my self with blanket so that our house prefect wont see me. I so much hate maths. The only part i enjoy a little bit in maths is Mean, mode, median and standard deviation. choi. It's nt easy at all.

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  8. Hahahahahhahaha
    I had a good laugh
    That they don't touch my hair ehn..people can yack rubbish then
    There was this girl, try touching her head mistakenly she must touch back
    If u decide to touch and run away, she'll chase u till she touches yours back
    If she doesn't catch u nko, she'll cry and place all sorts of generational curses on you
    I remember it now and I'm like people can be so mysterious abi stupid


    Or was it when someone gbagaun
    Come and see shout
    "Bend down for the almighty arrow
    Tiawn gboza!!!
    Secondary school was fun and i made the best sets of friends there
    #prounitate

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    1. Annie,did u attend Holy Innocent Juniorate convent Nkpor?

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    2. No...I attended a unity school

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    3. @ anon 6.21, pro unitate na the motto for all federal government colleges in Nigeria na...

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    4. You are sounding very familiar. Which of the pro unitate's'?

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    5. #prounitate, our watchword!!!

      Lol secondary school days mehn, I can so relate. I remember the egg and womb stuff.
      Kate :pls give me the egg yolk sandra

      Sandra : no Kate, I can't because if I give you it means I have shared my womb.

      Lmao, pikin sense sha.

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    6. Lmao.....u r a real unity child.....tiawn..gboza brought back memories....

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  9. Enter your comment...lol

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  10. they all reminded me of school days... got me laughing

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  11. Maths double period is the most painful and sometimes it will be after break which menas, hot sun and sweaty body.

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  12. Hahaha these memes are very funny and I can relate wella.

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  13. Hahahaha my country no dey carry last!

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  14. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Laugh.... So true though no doubt....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  15. Hahahahah...the only double period I liked was in biology. Those were the times we had started learning about reproduction and puberty. Class was awesome with all the giggling. Any other subject and "I'm not feeling well, I think I need some fresh air cus I'm feeling faint"...Lol

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    1. Lol@feeling faint
      I don't know wat it is abt reproduction as a topic in biology dat ehn,even students from other classes will come for the lecture,obviously just to hear abt breast,penis and heat period,small small children oo.Lol!....no wonder psalmist say 'in sin did My mother concieve me...

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    2. The Period we were being taught reproduction...we would use our normal double period for biology...use the next one period before break and also use break period...that's 4 periods
      Our teacher was too blunt then...we would beg him not to stop teaching

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    1. Chai

      I Don laff tire, the one on wahala,*too funny

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  17. Lmao. I can relate to almost all of them..

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  18. Hhahahahahahahahahahahahhahah
    They don't touch my head,
    Maths double period, I so hate maths

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  19. Lol @ the not touching head in family stuff..that was so me.
    It wasn't just for my then seniors, even for my teachers.
    Whenever they attempt to flog me, I'll talk and talk till the teacher shakes her head and says "you can go".Lol
    Plus I was well liked in school, once I put on my act, with my charming smile, it'd be difficult for anyone to touch me.
    #crazymemories#
    #nostalgia#

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  20. The double period for maths. Lol. Had one during my own days immediately after break period every Tuesday. Once it was break period, I don close school be that. Fiam! till next day.

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  21. lol..true...i so much hate suprise test ...#secondary school days

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  22. All funny, but the last pic though

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  23. Lmao. That tear a sheet of paper meme is so annoying.

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  24. Loool
    This memes are so true
    I did that you can't touch my head in school

    If you try knocking me I'll so please don't touch my head. One senior still knocked me and I fell on the floor after acting like I was dizzy for 30secs.and pretended to have fainted. I was good at fainting games. I didn't flinch with all the shaking, water pouring. They started rushing me to the sick bay with some teachers and I woke up after 5mins of been there. I knew what was happening in my surrounding the whole time. The girl was suspended for 2 weeks. Since then the news went round the school and I was never knocked. I was hardly ever punished sef

    Because when they want to punish me, they will say just go before you faint. Lol

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  25. Shey na 4 good old Lasmock them no go touch your head. Wen dos seniors are done with you u wld beg 4 ur head to b knocked.. Crazy/fun skol.

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  26. Hahahahhahahahaha, from the beginning to the end of the joke really got me. #they don't touch my head in my family # I was so so so guilty with my humble face Kai sch life is the best abeg.

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  27. The cane duster crying meme got me.. rotflmao!!!

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  28. God is soooo going to punish these people! You should go to the IDP camp and see how people are living, yet it's okay to compensate a media house with millions for the loss of their machines??! I swear I don't get it

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  29. Math double period wasn't particularly a problem to me sha........ hilarious memes tho.

    Thank you Stella, I laughed a lot.

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  30. Chai!

    Can relate to all these

    #secondarysch#

    Boarding house days in fggc...

    Thank God we are all grown now.

    So funny how plenty wicked seniors have been humbled by life experiences. They keep forming laughing it off and apologising in forums!! Oriegwu really...

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