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Saturday, August 13, 2016

Saturday In House Gists..

Say what???? *Spits*






GIST 1 

ITCHY PRIVATES FOR MEN (don't Procrastinate)
Have you ever been driving towards traffic lights and you pray the light changes from green to red..so that you can do something you needed to do quickly? like, reply a text, pick up something that fell off the back seat, wipe your dashboard, or turn around to take a proper look at that brazillian gurl on the side of the road? did your light change? 

Yesterday, the stupid lights didn't change for me. I was driving towards this set of lights and i was praying hard that it would change to red...as I got closer and closer, this stupid green light got brighter and brighter...in the rear view mirror, i noticed no car was behind me, so i slowed down..but this stupid light was adamant...so anyway, i drove past it..luckily for me, i saw a layby(corner corner), and i turned left and pulled in...


I was really gonna take my time here..at least, no stupid traffic lights. i cut the engine. i pulled the hand brake...i removed my seat belt..this was my moment..and no one will take it from me. when i wanna do something..i dont PROCRASTINATE..it has to be done..


So I lift my ass up, zipped down my trousers..the one i got from Le'Opatity ....i put my hands in my boxers, and gave my balls a really good scratching..they`d been itching for the past 15 minutes..and out of respect, i had to answer natures call and deal with the itches..no stupid traffic lights here, no laws or dodgy cctv`s or silly Aproko/Gbeburun people.


But come to think of it guys, how many times a week do your balls itch...do you scratch it well? do you even remember where when or how? I'm sure some of you have lost count.. cmon! have some respect and decency...ignore the traffic lights..do the needed...give those balls a good old scratching!!
As you awake today, i pray you have the zeal, motivation, and support you need to get yourself to your next target(or traffic light)...

next time you see a traffic light..plssss........

MALE Bvs how many of you can Relate?
Don't Procrastinate just do it.
Bye



Stella no vex oh na as e dey happen ohhhhhhhh.  Men are all guilty of this one.



*side eyes at men*



34 comments:

  1. Maybe you have rashes down there or you keep a lot of hair

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    1. It's either you have an infection, or your undies need proper dry cleaning with disinfectant. Some guys can wear 1 boxers for 1 week.

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    2. Hehehehehehehe@ndi staph,in fact Na staph n gono combine

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  4. Hahahahaha oh my Gush!!! rotfl

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  5. Hahahahahahaha, this poster you craze gan no be lie Lol.

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  6. Ewww was it sweaty as well? hope you washed your hands afterwards.

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    1. Lmao, now you're making my imagination messier

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  7. Poster ,I hope you don't wear one boxers or brief a week,this one you're itching upandan

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  8. Ewwwwwww. Then he'll shake someone with those hands.

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    1. The thought of some guys itching , scratching , and coming to shake me . Omgosh

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  9. Bastard, don't go and seek for medication for candida .. Continue to itch like fuck

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  10. Guy you have std ooooo. I don't have scratches and i am even married

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    1. Fool! So married men are more liable to the scratching??? Sorry for U!

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    2. Fool! So married men are more liable to the scratching??? Sorry for U!

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  11. It is an infection go an treat yourself

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  12. Yucky....... Poster you are a big Dirty �� ��

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  13. Mehn and you began feeling that sweet sensation down there

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  14. The things I see on sdk... hahahahahha. Stella I mention ur name at home like I know u personally, my mom even calls u by ur first name like u are a family member. Love you and all the crazy bvs. Kisses.

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  15. Na wa oh! dont even know what to say.


    Vote SDK for Best Blogger of the Year!

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  16. The thing is those hands that have scratched those sweaty wrinkled balls will go back know the steering wheel with brown crusty dried sweat now packed under the nails and a layer under the palms.

    On the way he will buy boiled groundnut exchange money withe that stinking hand and start inserting in his mouth.

    When he gets to th e office he will transfer his diseased palm around in a couple of handshakes and cold to hug you... People are just too dirty on this country, male and female.

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  17. You have to see your physician as soon as possible ooo health issues .

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  18. This guy get craw-craw for him prick jare...

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  19. Tavarn Lounge & Bar is Lit!!!

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