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Saturday, March 18, 2017

Spontaneous Saturday Post

Did you wake up to the Sun?I woke up to see the rain.....It's raining happiness right now!

Una Good morning! #cramps#boyfriendssleeping




People working today una doh oooooo...E no easy.

This year we said on the Blog that we want to empower some blog visitors so that they can empower others and for this project we started with blog visitors Eka Joy,Chi Exotic and Olori footwear.The three of them have been paid 150k each to enable them expand their businesses and when profit yields,to come back and bless someone else.We wish them all the best as they invest these monies.

In a few months,we will choose another set of recipients.
The giveaway will not cease.Those of you who do not get chosen and go under anon in the comment section to cuss out..if you really believe i dont see you remember God does....

If being happy for others is a problem for you,how can you be happy for yourself?I am not running this blog to impress anyone so please note that down when you list all the reasons why you dont like me..LOL

#selah

*Looks up*...Thank you God,I got that Miracle that when people hear they will think I am lying,now Lord I beg you to Bless as many as you can that read this blog with a Miracle that will shock people when they tell it...AMEN!


Abeg make una have a great day,shout to everyone and a special shout out to my blog boo with the iPhone.

Kisses to everyone.


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Olawealth Ankara- Digital Marketing- Website Designer- +2347037210981 said...

Always know that, You can never ever have enough of everything. No matter how rich and comfortable you are. You cant have it all. The world has been created in such a way that NEW things keep springing out everyday.
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As long as we are all made up of cells, divisibility will always come in place, that's why new inventions, technology, ideas never runs out. Which brings me to the word CONTENTMENT. Contentment brings satisfaction, it brings happiness. There's no problem in acquisition of material things or having to get more, but always remember that you can never get enough.
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Naso I wake up this morning ooo..😁😁😁. Weekends are boring for me. I am still trying to settle in. Make them no come steal a whole fine bobo😍😍.
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Imagine ooo, I excused a girl to 'woo' on the street, I guess she went to buy something..
Me: mon Cherie. Bonsoir
Girl: oui bonsoir
Me: ca va, odi kwa
Girl; oui ca va.
Me: tu parler anglais? (LaCram'lapour😁)
Girl: non.
Me: (lobatan, ino sabi wetin I go talko
uhmm,"pardon ton numero,appel tua"
Meanwhile, my cousin was beside me laughing, he didn't even help oo.lolz
The girl don start to laugh. Bluntly she said to my cousin "WHEN HE LEARNS HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH I WILL GIVE HIM MY NUMBER.. E pain me oo😂😂😂. Since then I just waka pass you, make you no embarrass me. Ivorian girls like money just like naija girls😂😂😂

IsaacBABA ✌�� said...

Focusing on your purpose is everything. Don’t allow negativity to distract you from where you’re headed.
Prioritize your own happiness.

Good morning everyone...and happy Saturday

Miss Ess said...

Good morning and a happy weekend to us all.

Unknown said...

Hi

New leaf said...

Good morning everyone

Unknown said...

I find a difference in British spy fiction and American spy fiction. In the American version, it's more militaristic, partly because the CIA has more of the military makeup. Whereas MI6 is more of a cerebral, intelligence-based, relationship-based service, i.e., all they do is recruit people to get information out of them.
"One of my favorite days of the week:Saturdays"
Good morning
👄

Unknown said...

You can kiss a fool or be kissed by a fool but never allow a kiss to fool you. Always have a 2nd and 3rd look at every 1st impression. Those who mistake OIL FARM for OIL FIRM are already blaming themselves. There's nothing bad in falling in love but make sure you know where you're landing. Don't give your heart where only your body is required and don't build a house where you suppose to put a tent. Never put a temporary person in the permanent position of your life. Of course when the heart is desperate for something the eyes and the brain become powerless. Be very careful what your heart desire because many heart desire can lead to life disaster. Ts hard for anyone to sit on your back if you're standing on your feet. No one can waste your time without your consent.
A promise is nothing without commitment. Pay more attention to a person's actions more than their words and when actions contradict the words you're in the wrong place. Never allow your emotions to take over your thinking. Ignorance and endurance are never the same. Be honest with yourself. Love is not a favor, never beg for it. Never beg for something you will need forever otherwise you will end up a permanent beggar of life. Anything you acquire through begging may require begging to maintain. Of course, it's very hard to let go when you're deeply in love. But it's more painful and miserable to keep holding on when you have to beg and fight for love alone. You can never keep what you don't have. Pray to GOD about your relationship but never ever use prayers where common sense is required. Once you realized that a relationSHIP is not taking you anywhere. Don't be the last person to leave. Good morning to you all

Wild Rose said...

Good morning FAM.

Miss Blackie said...

Please who lives in Lagos and has movies to share?

Unknown said...

Do have a lovely weekend everyone

O. Y. O said...

Good day to all regular, non-regular bv's ,spectator,judginas and the CEO herself, Stella. I saw Fab mum's comment in SP about having plenty toys, Abeg, pls, can I apply for some toys for my baby. She has only #150 toy. There's love in sharing o. Some have it all in life while some don't. Just like me, I struggle for everything in life. God, I need a miracle that sounds like a lie in my life before this yr runs out. My children will not suffer. It's not easy to be the first born. I break every curses,delay,stagnancy,dissapointments in my life..... Amen,pls,help me say a resounding AMEN because I know God visits this blog (O. Y. O)

O. Y. O said...

Good day to all regular, non-regular bv's ,spectator,judginas and the CEO herself, Stella. I saw Fab mum's comment in SP about having plenty toys, Abeg, pls, can I apply for some toys for my baby. She has only #150 toy. There's love in sharing o. Some have it all in life while some don't. Just like me, I struggle for everything in life. God, I need a miracle that sounds like a lie in my life before this yr runs out. My children will not suffer. It's not easy to be the first born. I break every curses,delay,stagnancy,dissapointments in my life..... Amen,pls,help me say a resounding AMEN because I know God visits this blog (O. Y. O)

CrazyHornyWife said...

Happy birthday to mini me!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Thanks every1 for the hugs,i fell better!!!

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

Who else isn't excited about the New Power Rangers movie??.... Well I for one ain't!

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

Elastic said...

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

#DontQuoteMe

Emjay said...

Before 27 of this months 2017,
•God will Lift you.
•God will Hear you.
•God will Lead you.
•God will Help you.
•God will Light you.
•God will Guide you.
•God will Elect you.
•God will Name you.
•God will Crown you.
•God will Direct you.
•God will Locate you.
•God will Select you.
•God will Perfect you.
•God will Heal you.
•God will Favour you.
•God will Correct you.
•God will Elevate you.
•God will Rescue you.
•God will Defend you.
•God will Protect you.
•God will Change you.
•God will Liberate you.
•God will Restore you.
•God will Release you.
•God will Promote you.
•God will Position you.
•God will Support you.
•God will Connect you.
•God will Decorate you.
•God will Separate you.
•God will Celebrate you.
•God will Announce you IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME. AMEN.

Thank God I made it to SP, Glo una fagbon.

Ese said...

Sweet saturday everyone!!! Have a blessed weekend..... STELLA REMEMBER MY SIDE TOO ooo.....

LOLO IDEATO said...

Stella, do not forget me for empowerment o, I have my business plan and I'm a single young lady.


North Dakota please take heart dear.... May God Comfort you and your siblings in this trying time. Take heart boo

Anonymous said...

The passion in my 4yrs relationship has gone, i'm still crazy in love with her but she dsnt feel same, & she swesrs she's not cheating, but its all work keeping her busy, i just tire.... Can i marry sum1 like that ifshe eventually accepts?

Gold Taken said...

Kisses right back at you. Amen and Amen to the prayer.

IsaacBABA ✌�� said...

Thank you God,I got that Miracle that when people hear they will think I am lying,now Lord I beg you to Bless as many as you can that read this blog with a Miracle that will shock people when they tell it...AMEN!

I claim it also and scream a big AMEN to it as well

Unknown said...

Amen to that prayer and kisses too if you know you are sexy and beautiful.

Anonymous said...

Yipee! I'm here today! Morning y'all.

Anonymous said...

it's been a very tough week, but in all I'm grateful to God cos my testimony is loading big time😂😂😂😂

Unknown said...

Congratulations to Eka joy, chi exotic and OLORI.May ur businesses be fruitful.

Anonymous said...

Happy Saturday y'all, Stella Good morning to you aswell.

Missylynn dearie thanks for reaching out am good and PH is fine. Hope you are doing awesome, takia dear.

CrazyHornyWife said...

Amen! Amen! Amen!!!
My miracles are loading , I chose to stay positive!!!

God bless the givers and recievers!!!

Barr. Oma said...

Good morning all and have a beautiful weekend. Am still in bed (one of the things I love about weekends). Stella,please that business empowerment should reach my side o,I just started honey business and pray it grows

Pipi Lee said...

Happy weekend sweeties.

I woke up today with Northie on my mind, so sorry boo, God knows, he sees and he understands, i'm just weak. Heal her broken heart Lord, comfort her pls. RIP to the dead.

I'm next in line for a miracle.

Congrats to exotic my bebe and Olori(how far na, I no hear from u again)

Anonymous said...

Who remembers the day TGW goofed? She had been bullying Chi Exotic on anonymous mode, calling her Pa Nduka's girlfriend and teasing her about sleeping with Pa nduka on a daily. So on this particular day, she posted twice, on anonymous and with her blog ID. She was bursted and I was shook! This blog is my funtainmaint. I'm coming back for more memory lane stories.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous17 March 2017 at 17:32
You guys should take a chill pill. Obviously you guys don't watch the show but judge based on hearsays. When did he pronounce his entire family dead? When did he deny his family? The fact that he doesn't bring his family matter to national TV does not mean he denied them. Go and check his social media pages, you'll see photos and videos of his family there, he could have deleted everything before going to bbnaija. You guys should stop judging so you won't be judged. Talking about ignorance. Smh
God will disgrace all of you and TTT will come out victorious not only in bbnaija show but in his career.

Reply



You obviously don't watch. He said everything you mentioned up there and even more.

Anonymous said...

Good morning everyone. Stella I say a big AMEN to that prayer. I don't want to complain cos I believe he knows it all. I'm expectant. I don't know how it will happen but I believe in him. Thanks Stella

St.FranKooL.... said...

Do you think you are going NOWHERE in life?

STOP!
Take a deep breathe.
Read this....

*********************************
New York is 3 hours ahead of California.....But it does not make California slow.

Someone graduated at the age of 22.....But waited 5 years before securing a good job!

Someone became a CEO at 25 and died at 50.

While another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years.

Someone is single,
while Someone else got married.

Obama retires at 55,
but Trump starts at 70.

Absolutely Everyone in this world works based on their 'Time Zone'

People around you might
seem to go ahead of you.

Some might seem
to be behind you.

But everyone is running
their own RACE,
in their own TIME.

Don't envy them
or mock them.

They are in their
TIME ZONE,
and you are in yours!

LIFE is about waiting for the
right moment to act.
So, RELAX.

You're not LATE
You're not EARLY.

You are very much ON TIME,
and in your TIME ZONE.

******************************
#Copied.

Pastor Sexy Daddy said...

Good morning blog visitors. Hope your night was cool.My wife is complaining of my lack of sperm again hope she will not write chronicles here soon as a Bv that she is lol.But meehn people really need help in fertility. It gives me joy when people carry their babies with my little assistance with out pay.I'm greatful to God for today.

Lady Bug💥 said...

BLESSED 17 March 2017 at 14:54
I am tired of hoping, praying, sufferness and smiling.
This yesterday, my cousin said she give till month end
to pack my load. Where will I go with my children? To
even get a good phone for browsing is trouble. It is
high time I follow our neighbour to go and see the alfa
(islam cleric) that she was talking about. She said the
alfa will give me something that will make me to be
attractive to rich men that I will just look at there
eyeball and they will love me and give me anything I
ask and need. I will take my decision

Na the Alfa go marry you last last,nonsense and ingredient!
Mtsheeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww.............

Peaches and Cream said...

Kisses right back at you Stella. I believe in miracles. #housechorescalling

Anonymous said...

I thank God for my life and family

Am over 40weeks now Dr says I should come for induction and me I no want o.i heard it's terribly painful.

Make una pray for me abeg.

Happy weekend peeps!


MRS SHANTELLE

Ogbebor Rhoda Rita said...

Good morning.

Just Mee said...

Good Morning Auntie Stella and Beeveeees to numerous to mention

God bless you all, I am always happy for someone's miracle.
Waiting for my own miracle that will shock me when telling and others will think that it is a lie

Have that nice day all. B

Unknown said...

Morning, folks. Enjoy your weekend.

SUGAR. said...

Lord remove my pains...

Top of the morning to y'all.

Anonymous said...

D'royalty please I want to make something clear. La Fresh is not and can never be the lady on agbada. She is not as fine and as fresh like that. La Fresh is ugly with the most annoying body ever. Ugly with a bitter heart. Stella's own is even better, at least she has a nice skin but if you see La Fresh you will spit on her.

Anonymous said...

STELLA, ABEG HELP ME BEG YOUR ALMA MATER UNIBEN OOOOOOOOOOOO. HOW CAN I PAY SCHOOL FEES OF OVER 100K THEN THEY WILL NOW TELL ME TO PAY EXTERNAL EXAMINER TO EXAMINE ME FOR THE AWARD OF MY DEGREE???????? HELP ME BEG THIS VC OOOO. I DON'T KNOW WHY HE IS DOING THIS... OTHER VCs WERE PAYING FOR THIS. WHY WHY WOULD STUDENTS BE PAYING FOR EXAMINATION?????? I GO HUSTLE SCHOOL FEES THEN NOW FIND 90K TO SUBMIT MY THESIS. WHAT IS THE UNIVERSITY TURNING INTO?

Krix said...


On an Old Man's shirt was written a cute sentence
'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience.' That's attitude! #copied

Krix signing out via iPhone 7+

KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜 said...

Morning dears and dearies, foes and Friends, and those my anonymous fans....Hope you all are ok.....I missed you all...did you guys mix me?😅😅😅😅😅😅
God bless those anonymous givers, I pray to be like you someday , even give more than you do.Amen
I'm out,share love not hate because the world is sad enough.
If you ever feel depressed and feel like talking to someone. Contact me pls.

Istanbul said...

I love your picture message Stella.yes may God turned every burdens of mine into happiness and ever lasting joy in no distance time. All I need its my own, not someone's own.my own finance,my own hubby,my own happiness, reasons to smile again.too many things. In all I say thank God for blessing me with the gift of life.shout out to all the angels in the house.

Unknown said...

Good morning people..

Are you a woman?
If yes, are you married? ? If yes
Please can you write out your meal plan for the week for me
I'm asking married women because they get to cook every day. Single ladies can afford not to cook for a week. I can count how many times I cooked while In school

So please married woman what's your weekly food menu?

I'm asking because cooking is a problem for me. I lack what to cook most times. Aside the fact they I hate cooking, I can't come up with things to cook. My husband is the spontaneous one in the kitchen. He can mix things up and call it one name. Now he wants food that are out of the ordinary food we eat every day. I have told him "my father is not a white man " for me to know food that are out of the ordinary . So he's been the one cooking things up, both the ones he want to use pepper and finish my destiny and others he finds a way to incorporate things that aren't needed. Although they always come out fine

So women help me. Help me. Give me your meal plan. When doing this, have in mind that I'm lazy when it comes to house chores, so don't give me complicated meals please

Thanks

Flakky Flakky said...

Morning Stella with a beautiful heart and our lovely bvs,am glad I met d spontaneous post this morning,amen to all the prayers,I need a miracle that would definately look like a lie.

Suwa said...

Emotionally and mentally drained..
Good morning beautiful people.

Doppelgänger said...

Afropolitan vibes was a blast yesterday and I'm very glad I attended.From Ade Bantu's live band serenading us to Tomi Thomas and his cool sound + fine boy face, then a surprise performance from Majek Fashek and to crown it all my boo Adekunle Gold finished work and gave me a night to remember.
Now, let me nurse my headache and sleep.

Lady Bug💥 said...

The INSPIRATIONAL speakers,where are thou,how many of your stupid quotes have worked for you?

I need real life Quotes not Fictional Quoted that only works on paper,shior.

Anonymous said...

Who remembers the birthday post Pola made for her husband? After that post, she changed ID to Gorgeous Pola. That's when the yansh opening started and she ran away, for almost 2years. Now she is back to commenting every once in a while.
Even me I don't know where the banana is

Unknown said...

[AMEN!!!] Hmmm, me I woke up to your prayers. Oya chop kiss too! *mmuah* (my kiss sounds so lame; choi!)

treasures ( new dawn����) said...

Stella God bless u, and thanks for being a blessing to others.many of u lobby for giveaway, but we become bitter when we are not chosen for the giveaway, we don't know maybe God is preparing us to be the giver and not the receiver. God bless all the givers in the house

Mrs Smiley said...

Amen o. I want people to come rejoice with me this year.

Anonymous said...

Who remembers when Linda Eze used to complain that people used to show her husband the comments she makes on this blog? I thought it was true then but now I know better.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Stella,Release comment lemme troll!..
Yaraba guys can fine sha...
Ola wealth,do you have a girl friend?cos I don't want to share you!...

Kelvin bwest sorry oh!..I don't do bag of fufu!...
I told you to go and loose weight but you refused!..
With you on top of me,I will die early!...

Mamannukusdkblogceleb �� said...

Sp. Hello. If u ordered boxers from me nd havent bin able to pick it up due to your busy schedule . pls call me , i dont av ur num anymore. If u read this pls send a msg or somthing . tnx..

Anonymous said...

Waow! I met SP today, I'm so thrilled yeeeaaayy! Good morning peepz

Brizjim said...

Thank bros J for another sound day. our madam at the top, your girl loyal oooo

Lady Bug💥 said...

The INSPIRATIONAL speakers,where are thou?
How many of your stupid Quotes have worked for you?

I need real life Quotes not all these Fictional Quotes that only world on psper,nonsense and ingredient,shior.

danny fisiye said...

I woke up and my room was cold because the ac was on PHED BROUGHT LIGHT


#GODWIN™

Unknown said...

My project will start first week of April.. God i need a miracle that ll sound like a lie... I trust you God... Good morning fam..

Abamade said...

I've been up since 3am,cramps woke me. Today owe tie wrapper oh, I've taken hot water,for wia,they say sleep is oblivion, but the sleep has refused to come.
I know 18th means 18th,but do you have to wake me this early?
Good morning people

Bussie_Empire said...

Stella I woke up being happy, it's like the angels touch my soul in sleep,I wish everyday can be like this....
To everyone out there feeling one pain or the other... May the angles touch your soul and sought your heart.
Stella remember me for the empowerment mbok. You bless people without them asking.... But I need to speak out abeeg.

lolah said...

God bless u all. Good morning

Picture (G Wagon) said...

Woke up with a serious hangover Marocaine was lit last night.

Anonymous said...

For us to see this day is just God, thank you Jesus.

Anonymous said...

Who remembers when Nwa Amaka celebrated her birthday on this blog in two different months? July 25th and February 25th. Nwa Amaka Bey hands for you. Your like kept me awoke.
Okija wife I miss you, come back in anonymous mode and resume commenting. Don't mind ugly stella. I know she bullied you out here, you should understand that ugly people resort to bullying. I love the way you were giving it to them hot hot left and right

Cookie said...

Amen to your prayer Stella......

Good morning everyone

Today is my shout out day, so here goes:
FabMum
Tetrina
Tgw
Queen&Chief
Xp
Bloggieeeeeeeee
Olivia
Fruitilicious
Vivilicious
Vivi clara
Queen Amy
Chi exotic
Chi sugar
Mosi
Default smile
Droyalty
LoveMeJeje
SandyNeky
Lolo Ideato
Blogbrity
Chikito
Northie
Tessbaby
Quickie
Xoxo
Nmasugar
Beloved
Simi
CoeperW
Swaggie
Atheist
Issacson
Sexy daddy
Krix
Tuscany
Jaymoore
Kehinde
MartinAboy
David Baller
Omasiri
Trinity
Laefizzy
LA creamie
Lara peperenpe
LA katie
JHW
CrazyHorny wife
Sharon Aminu
Shakiti baby
Lagos babe
Lagos shopper
Emjay
Eka
Olawealth
Donnie
Sassy meruche
Barr Oma
Dr sabo
Galore
Oloribata
OloriMakeup
WonderTosin
Kidjo
Ibk
So many names are skipping my memory, make Una no vex, I'm still hung over from the plenty rice I had😁😁😁

I'll be back to continue the shout out

All them Anonymous, I see Una...

All better dignitaries on this blog, I Hail una

Stella, you are bae😘😘😘😘😘

Special Kisses😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Unknown said...

Good morning my fellow bvs, hope y'all slept well? Stella, God will keep on blessing u oh.. touching people's life this way must attract more heavy blessings. I want to really be like u when i grow up... have a nice day everyone!!!

Eka Joy said...

Stella and other benevolent bvs, pls keep up the good work. And I pray God continue blessing the works of your hands

Olori and chi, congrats and I pray the money turns to gold in your hands

Unknown said...

Stella darling, God bless you
Good morning.

Anonymous said...

Who remembers Goldscent Diamond? She was running her mouth here upandan until JayEm slept with her husband (I was there, I heard the story) and she disappeared into thin air. I don't pity her. She was always claiming one thing one thing. JayEm if the story isn't true, come and clear your name. I love your hustling spirit, fake it till you make it. Your Benin neighbours didn't help matters either, Enigma how far?

Lifeisizzy said...

I receive my own testimony that sounds like a lie,in Jesus name. God will continuously bless every helper and angel on this blog. Stella sorry about the cramps,take ginger tea.

I will harvest supernaturally,my doors are opened. I will testify and show gratitude to you my King. In Jesus name
Have a great day ahead beautiful people. My first owambe for the year has been cancelled........I miss party jollof rice , these days it does not taste like it use to.

Unknown said...

There is this stupid comment some of your leave here when it has to do with a single girl sleeping with a married one

And that comment is " haven't you slept with a married man ", "swear you have not slept with a married man "

Please because you have slept with married people doesn't mean others have. There are others that will rather die of poverty than sleep with a married man. There are people who won't loose their dignity or compromise their standards

I'm not asking you not to sleep with married man
But please don't assume others have done it because you are doing it..

There are alot of very very rich single men all over the world, most times richer than the married men. If you attract only married men, then that says alot about your person. Live your life as it pleases you but don't go thinking everyone live/lived that life

Zinny said...

At home today, resting. I have an interview coming up on Monday. I need divine grace to sail through. I really need this job. Pray for me guys.

Marie ������ said...

How can someone be so Good 2 You and still be Bad for You?
My Husband for 14years is So so good 2 me,he gives me Confidence/ Joy and Yet that Confidence he gives me makes me 2 proud!!!!
I'm so proud wen d going gets good but whenever there's a Quarrel between Us,I get overdosage of Humility.
Then I remember my sisters/ friends that I ve unconsciously snubbed cos my Husband is my Bestfriend and I make him my World.
And Yes,I'm in d Humility Mode this morning

Anonymous said...

Who remembers Mamie always calling dark people ugly until she had baby Hazard. Someone please help me and insert crying smiley. I'm out

Unknown said...

May God bless u real good Stella..

Unknown said...

May God bless u real good Stella.

Pure Nigerian said...

Amen to that miracle prayer! Good morning BeeVees

Lakunle: Let me take it
Sidi: No
Lakunle: Let me
Sidi: There, wet for your pains. Have you no shame?
Lakunle: That's what the stewpot said to the fire, 'have you no shame at your age tickling my bum bum,' but she was tickled all the same
Sidi: The school teacher is full of lessons this morning and now if the lesson is over, may I have my pail?
...
Sidi: Is it you Lakunle telling me that I make myself ... When the whole world knows of the madman of illujinle who calls himself a teacher. Is it did I who makes the men choke in their cups or you with your big loud words and no meaning, rushing in and rushing out again as curses greet you instead of welcome..

So many years and yet I still remember albeit some parts of 'The lion and the jewel' by Woke Soyinka. Books stimulated our imaginations. I remember how I hated the endings then for how could Sidi have married the Bale.

Justyswt said...

Morning all.

I gat so much love to spread. No space for hate.

Which kind light be dis sef? Can't even use it to do anything. Phcn, u guys shld fix this pls.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahahaha...
Where is that one sef?...I miss her!

Anonymous said...

Please someone should help me with a meal plan for my mummy. She had mastectomy and she already done with chemo. Please I don't like the way she is looking. Thanks

Unknown said...

Thank goodness .... I have Saturday and Sunday to myself. I could do whatever I want, I could throw caution to the wind, spread my wings and fly away😀😀
Beautiful Saturday morning..... Have the day you deserve 👌🏽👌🏽

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Stop taking good people for granted!...

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

I opened SP to comment few minutes back, didn't know I had dozed off again.
Tired much jare. Body break.
#tire no be lazy

Goodmorning, afternoon, night to you guys!

Emjay said...

AMEN.

God's Preserved said...

Bless you Stella,you've been touching and changing lives in this blog.

KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜 said...

You re toasting another girl there and toasting another one here abi???.You men will never change. Na wa for you o

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

True talk bro!
Goodmorning

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

I don't have a problem with girls that sleeps with married men!...
Is it not their time they are wasting with the men?...
Oriegwu oh!...

iameveryoneandnoone said...

Yes, of course you can marry her! Lemme send you a draft of what your chronicle will look like, I'm coming.

Unknown said...

No, you can't!
Pele

KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜 said...

Happy birthday dear. God bless and keep you.

Lady Bug💥 said...

Get your help frpm your angel with a Lexus jeep!
Fake ass bitch,that is why blessings are always far from people like you,always lying about their lifestyle to belong.

SHAME ON YOU!!!

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Happy birthday to your LO.
Many more happy years ahead...

Unknown said...

Kisses luv.

QUEEN VEE said...

Good Morning my people. Welldone for your effort Stella

Chameleon said...

A big Amen to your prayer. God bless me and everyone right, left, front and center. I do not intend to type anything long today as I'm in a bad frame of mind. I should not even be on this blog today but I find it difficult to resist SDK blog. To those that wish my child well ystd I say a very big THANK YOU.
Thank you God for the seen and unseen battle you conquer for me everyday, I will not question your sovereignty just because of the little domestic accident of yesterday.
Today, I wish the best of the best joy for every bv. Life is too short to Wish evil upon anyone.

Unknown said...

What happened to Northie?? I didn't read that

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Liar!...
Bring proof that she slept with her husband!...
I miss Goldscent!....I hope she is ok...

Emjay said...

Peacemaker is that you?

Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink) said...

Good morning Happy people!

I you all doing?

Stella baby, how are you?????

I'm still chilling on my bed o!

Shout out to you Stella, and Chikito, chief queen and Fab mum! Kisses to the real gs in the house!!!!!

Northie, take heart! God's got ya!

Pure Nigerian said...

@chi exotic: I read your post about washing your hair whilst showering and I must hail you for trying to be descriptive. The feeling nwa nnem cannot be described. Then sometimes I do my squats right then and oh lawdy laws. It is then I envy men who wash their head every morning, no wonder most of them seem unfazed while we keep hitting our head because we cannot itch the scalp.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Where is Jaymoore bikonu?...
I miss that nigga!..
Hey cookie!!...

CrazyHornyWife said...

#felt!! Autocorrect😂😂😂😂

Emjay said...

Really? We like her like that, go drink 20litres of honey.

Unknown said...

LMAO @both the ones he wants to use pepper and finish my destiny Hehehehehe. Pele

Unknown said...

Oh you were there too? I had mad fun..

Anonymous said...

Mtcheew. You had better carry yourself and go out of that relationship. Bitch is having another bf and fooling you as her spare tires.this exact issue happened to me

Lady Bug💥 said...

Who ask you for a speech about Lafresh?
Get a life GOAT!!

Emjay said...

Lol.
Greeting Krix.

Cookie said...

😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lazy Lazy😜😜😜😜😜

No meal plan from me..... I'm single,loooooool

Unknown said...

Ha, this babe you dey try.
I see you cookie.

Cookie said...

Pele

iameveryoneandnoone said...

You're lazy about house chores, you dunno what to cook, you blew 50k in a few hours bla bla bla.

Good morning!

CrazyHornyWife said...

Amen!!

Pure Nigerian said...

Lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Unknown said...

Thanks Joy.

Olawealth Ankara- Digital Marketing- Website Designer- +2347037210981 said...

Mrs shantelle.. The Lord is your strength.. It shouldn't be painful na😂😂😂.. Just small inducement (wetin iknow self?) God will land you safely.. You will birth your baby safely.. A oo gbohun oya, atii Omo.. Much love.😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜 said...

Happy birthday dear, LLNP

Cookie said...

Hey baibe

Anonymous said...

Are u a man?
Isaacson is more mature.

Unknown said...

Ahn ahnn this anon! Is today SDK anniversary or what?
Why are you busy reminiscing upandan? Naa waah

CrazyHornyWife said...

Northie may God comfort you and your family on this deep loss,Amen!!

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

This is how you people keep tarnishing others
Whatever you do or say, comes back to you.
Continue.

Emjay said...

Congratss to the recipient of #150,000 once more, oh lord let my helper locate me soonest.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

I was enjoying your write untill you called Stella ugly!...
We are tired of you people calling her that...
It's so stale mehn!..I'm sure she is tired of hearing that too!...

KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜 said...

Are you for real? 😮😮😮😮

Unknown said...

😂😂😂😂

Pipi Lee said...

👏👏👏...I'm glad you're up and strong now

Anonymous said...

Ok.

Pure Nigerian said...

She needs to re-ignite her fire. You are getting a dose of what marriage would be like, falling in and out of love. If you love her, help re-ignite the fire as well

Cookie said...

PipiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Lady Bug💥 said...

This is my job o,I get paid to come up with meals,self made meals.

Olawealth Ankara- Digital Marketing- Website Designer- +2347037210981 said...

I "mix" your wahala😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Cynthia Iyede said...

Congrats dear. The Lord will make you an the rest employers of labour.

Amen to your prayer Stella.

Enjoy your weekend people!

Zitel Coconut oil Onitsha 08081725441 said...

Words.... Negativity kill asap

Pipi Lee said...

The Chief and Ola...hmmmmm...

CrazyHornyWife said...

Pls show your picture first before trying to spit on someone!!!

Emjay said...

Lolzz.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Heheehehehe

Anonymous said...

Is this a coincidence?
8:13 and 8:14

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Shebi a tip was shared here on where to massage to boost it?
Start massaging.
😅😅😅

Emjay said...

If you don't like them just pass, someone else do.

Pure Nigerian said...

😤😤😒😒😒😏😏😏😠😠😠

CrazyHornyWife said...

2years and you still remb???? You need an award for blog monitor😂😂😂😂

Bella said...

Let me perch here,i miss eating okpa,i haven't seen it in Ado ekiti

Anonymous said...

Whats this beggar talking about ? Benin people Una no dey shame. You are not suppose to be talkijg here again, you know ?
Stealing from gullible people with tricks. Ole oshi.

Anonymous said...

Cookie you didn't forget any names, you have named the people you want to name. So spare us your silly excuse.

Pipi Lee said...

#wehdonMa 👏👐

Unknown said...

It's Yoruba not yaraba. Stop being naughty...naughty chief, hian!

Anonymous said...

Kisses*

Krix said...

Chief Chief, take it easy nau, leave Kevin alone, everybody will not hv six pack.

Krix signing out via iPhone 7+

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Awww Shantelle,
Wishing you an easy and safe birthing.
40weeks? Any moment now, LO will arrive.
Inducing can be really painful mehnn...

CrazyHornyWife said...

Oya make una clap for miss fine the monitoring prefect!!!

Emjay said...

Hahahahaha @ugly.
Stale staler stalesssst come up with another bed bug.

CrazyHornyWife said...

Congrats eka

Olawealth Ankara- Digital Marketing- Website Designer- +2347037210981 said...

😂😂😂😂😂 no sharing ooooo.. Hope you are doing fine?? Its YORUBA not yaraba or taraba. We guys are the bomb. When a Yoruba boy loves you, he loves for real.. That's why I m taking my time. Na relationship wey go lead to marriage I dey wait for.🙋🙋🙋🙋

Emjay said...

I heart you Cookie, you know I do baby.

Olawealth Ankara- Digital Marketing- Website Designer- +2347037210981 said...

Eeeeeessss.. KipQuat

Anonymous said...

Go and buy toy for your kid, must you beg for everything ? Dont transfer spirit if begging to your kid.
Haha.. Make una dey shame small now !

Cookie said...

Just remembered some names:
Shantelle Empire
Pipi Lee
Miss Ess
Miss Priya
Miss Lynn
Highness Gwen
Zinny
Fab divaz
Lucile
Roblis
Mama Nnuku
Doppel
Miss Aboki
Istanbul
Oluyomi
Rhoda Rex
White diamond
Pookie
Kevin
Sugar

Lemme come and be going...... Would be back to troll

Lazy weekend for me!!!!

Olawealth Ankara- Digital Marketing- Website Designer- +2347037210981 said...

Sorry dear.

KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜 said...

Lemme troll you today, yes we re dating and he's saving up to take me to Burj Al, Dubai.😛😛😛😛

Priceless Jewel said...

You too.

Olawealth Ankara- Digital Marketing- Website Designer- +2347037210981 said...

Thank you Lord

Ogbebor Rhoda Rita said...

Who asked you?😒😒😒😒

Priceless Jewel said...

Happy birthday to your daughter!

KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜 said...

Who's bro j? So na Jesus you dey call bros J, chai.children of nowadays will not kill me o

Ogbebor Rhoda Rita said...

Hmmmmn

Lady Bug💥 said...

Eka,better tell us what you do,so we ca patronise you and keep the ministry growing.
Empower a woman and feed the nation.

Olawealth Ankara- Digital Marketing- Website Designer- +2347037210981 said...

Never call a God's creature Ugly.. Stop being saucy!!!!

Priceless Jewel said...

Amen!

KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜 said...

So what do you want us to do with this information now😬😬😬😬😬

Ogbebor Rhoda Rita said...

Anon, u need honey.

Unknown said...

I for vex gan if my name didn't come with this batch. Kizzez right back at ya...

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Hahahhaaha
I don't follow meal timetable.
I hate following patterns.
I use it as a guide but never follow it strictly.
Spontaneity works for me especially when am so tired after the day's job.

If I have semo/soup on my mealplan on a Tuesday night, and I don't feel like it on a certain Tuesday. I switch and make something else..maybe something lighter.

Olawealth Ankara- Digital Marketing- Website Designer- +2347037210981 said...

LaCream'LaCookie.. Awayu. Much love tu u😘😘😘

Ogbebor Rhoda Rita said...

Welcome

olami4eva said...

Happy birthday CrazyHornyWife God bless your new age and may His grace continually be upon you and yours



#Godswaitingroom

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

SMH

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Repeating same foods can be boring but my children don't really care!...
They can eat rice everyday for one whole week!...
Me I cook more of local delicacies when I'm less busy!...
Like Okpa,ukwa,fio fio and yam or I cook with achicha,abacha and dry akidi,vegetable yam agworo agwo,yam porridge cooked with scent leaves and dry fish,abacha and smoked fish!..
Like this morning,I have prepared Okpa that we took with pap!...

Barr. Oma said...

Happy birthday to your princess

Priceless Jewel said...

May God comfort and strengthen you, Northie D.

Eternal rest grant unto her soul, o Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon her.
Amen.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

What's up Kidjo?...

Unknown said...

I love GD , very intelligent woman. She's from my home town, ado ekiti...

Ogbebor Rhoda Rita said...

😂😂😂😂😂

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Anonymously anonymous

KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜 said...

More special kisses to you.God bless you 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Instead of you to be productive with your thoughts, you are stuck on people's lives.
You no go de alright at this point.

Priceless Jewel said...

Thanks!

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

What pain is that?...
A problem shared is half solved!...
Share!...

Pure Nigerian said...

Have fab mum, not all single ladies are students na; so single ladies cook abeg. I am single, not a student but also stumped on what to cook sometimes. When I am stumped, I visit certain food blogs, like that of dooney or go on pinterest. Once I see what I like, I make it. I have different timetables both oyinbo and Naija and even ones that follow a strict diet but I am not a stickler for routine and so cook what pleases me in the end. I don't envy you married women on this issue sha

olami4eva said...

AMEN! AMEN!! AMEN!!!



#Godswaitingroom

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Go for CS nah...

Unknown said...

Go and succeed IJN

D'Royalty said...

My daughter was a bully when she was between 18months and 3yrs. She would pick up a cane and start flogging people older than her. She would push the younger kids and those ones would fall down and start crying, sometimes she would hit a kid for no reason.
I started scolding her, telling her only bad kids fight and that fighting is a bad habit. Sometimes I used to spank her when she bullied younger kids. Then she stopped fighting, two years down the lane, she would cry when a younger kid hits her. She would not fight back even when I'm present. She would look at me and start crying, when I ask she would tell me so and so hit her.
I did not like the new development, how can she be so lazy? I can't lock her up and prevent her from playing with other kids, what do I do? I caused it, I stopped her from fighting and now even small kids bully her. I started blaming myself. When I was like her, I used to fight back, in Primary school, even boys revered me, I knew all the karate styles that we watched in Jackie Chan movies. I fought boys and girls alike. Then, I used to wear shorts and top underneath my uniform, story for another day.... Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwa.
Anyway, I fought last when I was a teenager, I am now a gentle lady....

Back to my story, I started ordering her to fight back two weeks ago, I told her "if anyone hits you, blow the person, push the person, look at my hand, land the person a hard slap on the face like this" I demonstrated for her.. After some days, she came to me and told me a younger boy hit her and ran away, I ordered her to give him a chase next time and make sure she hits him back.

I'm happy now as I type this, my daughter is back to normal. She chases kids around now and hit them hard if they hit her. Yesterday, the younger boy(a year younger) on her case was crying loudly as a result of her 'touch', when his mum asked a another kid what transpired, the kid narrated that the boy hit my daughter and she used a book she was holding to slap his face hard... Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

I was happy when I heard it, when she was with me, I told her to 'give me five' 'chop knuckle' ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa...

Am I a bad mother for teaching her to fight back?

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