Service Year Boulevard 99

Na waaaaaaah!!!!!.This one na wah!!!

Yaay..finally,today is the d day!

 Been drafting my SYB for months haba.the thing long die. I'm
sorry I don't know how to write stories,I'm better speaking
I am an ardent reader of your blog,been a bv since..who cares??lol...

 I even made a post 3-4 yrs ago bout milk discharging from my boobs.Oya back to d matter..I just completed NYSC,thank Jesus I no get extension upon say I brown CDS like no man's business.

THE JOURNEY
A frnd chcked my posting online and was like na Akure they port you to o.I was glad I swear cos I schooled in Futa for a while before I moved to GH so I still got some friends there.

CAMP EXPERIENCE
I played volleyball for the first time in my life in Ikare Akoko and mehn did I enjoy it??I love d game even though we were kicked out the first game, I had fun playing. I Did not participate in any other activities:march pass,drilling,I hid half the time.

PPA
I was posted to a private secondary school in d capital,at first I asked them to reject me but they refused stating they don't reject corpers..thank God cos I doubt I'd have had half d fun and freedom I had elsewhere.The sch provided us with accommodation, very comfy..self contain and its one to a room, very cool.I was the house mistress;those kids smh(story for another day.

THE FUN PART
The first two months was just sch stuff
for me.. From lodge to sch to cds et all. My outing had not
started. I met people tho but didn't get interested in any
until a friend introduced me to Akeem(fake name)Akeem was
working with the government as at then and his social life
was epic.

He can chill for Africa. We were together like
everyday.He never initiated any form of intimacy even after
he asked me to be girlfriend.

Aunty Stella I almost died of kongi.Sometimes when I'm around him I get this ashawo feeling of pouncing on him since he never made the move.This guy can ask to see me like six times a week and he no go do the do.

One faithful day went clubbing and I did somethings I would
ordinarily not do.I smoked SK and Akeem got so mad e almost
left me behind.I sha found myself in his car.We got to his
place and he started raising fire and brimstone saying shit
like I pretend and all.When he saw I wasn't minding him,he
got tired and kept quiet Then I started my evil moves. I
started kissing him,trying to seduce him..he didnt even
respond then i was like babe it seems yuu gay,why did you even
ask me out.Then my guy switched.

The kissing no be here
OMG.Is it the cunnilingus,mehn the dude can use his
mouth..fcuk! We had it like four times that night and it was
bliss(reminiscing)
The relationship got stronger then I met another nice guy OMG.Akure guys are my spec(not the natives o but d ones who r there for work purpose)

I got close to Wale,started shuffling between both of them but i never had s3x with wale. Wale is married,about to be divorced and its looking like we might end up settling down cos Im so
comfortable around Wale and I have his mumu botton.I can
control him ehn and he respects me.Akeem on the other hand is
nice but I cannot really control him..he takes life too
seriously

POP
My friends and i went to get pizza and
smoothie after we collected our certificate.We went in our
Khaki, normally I wouldn't go anywhere in khaki but that day
we perambulated the whole Akure that day then I called my ex to come pick me (Bolu)I dated him way back when I was in
futa,he only just returned from the states.He took me home to
his place and we did small bad things ehehehe Okafor's law.

REGRETS
I did not take SAED seriously,did not do any certificate course.Tho I asker around and people were
llike who certificate course don epp . I wish I learnt
make-upping (in jenifas voice)but no shit,I never really had
flare for handywork.

ADVICE
Tho some people say NYSC allowee na
blood money and e no dey reach do anything,true.Please
serving corpers try save part of your allowee o even if its
5k monthly.I saved over 200k from my allowee and I don't
receive funds from home o.Tho I lost about 50k towards the end
of the service year cos I got involved in one fake ponzi which
I ended up regretting.

Be friendly cos u never know who may be of help to u. I met angels in human form during my service year.If not for the accidents that happens,I swear NYSC is not such a bad scheme especially to those who are determined,you'd meet different calibre of people and your attitude towards them could be what will take yu to your prosperity Chai I kissed an Nysc official at d
zonal office. Whew!!

*Make I laugh like Father Christmas ''Ho ho ho...''