London Tatafo season 70

Una wehdone!

Today's gist is another "husband snatching" call out wey dem carry come give Tatafo. As I no too sabi the aunty wen dem wan call out, I say make I come yan my correct people for house weda una go sabi am.


**clears throat**


A lady contacted Tatafo to say that a well known woman in London is messing with her kondo. She said this popular London socialite is at it again. That her husband of 12 years has entered the aunty's t*toh trap!

The socialite, we gathered is in her mid 40s and a single mom. A well known event promoter and something something in London. We also gathered that she has been in scandalous news in the past regarding her relationships with younger guys. It was said that she enjoys the company of small small boys, younger men like musicians, actors, Djs, photographers, etc.


Hian!!


And the man that is supposedly about to be snatched is into one of the aforementioned professions. So his wife knowing the aunty's history, is very worried that her home is on the verge of breaking apart.


**side eyes**


She said that she caught her husband's intimate messages to this lady. And when she confronted him, at first he denied it.. but he later explained what happened and how the lady was the one begging for his companionship.


*if I hear*


According to the man's explanation to his wife, he said that the lady came to him sobbing bitterly, she was sobbing and sobbing o.. una remember that kind cry wen poro go begin drop from person nose enter mouth...ehnehn.


*tongue in cheek*


This London big girl sobbed that the man should please be her man. That she won't break his home because all she needs is a companion at over 40. She also added that she's not able to have any more kids, so their relationship would be strictly mushy mushy.


After the man explained this to his wife, she went crazy and asked him whether he's the only man in london to render such "services" to the seeming lonely mom. The woman come say mba mba mba...that she cannot fit to share her man with this aunty. She thought they were merely business partners, not until she saw otherwise on her husband's phone. So this woman says she'll do anything to make this lady leave her man alone.


Hmmmm


She also said...."Tatafo please help me shout out so people can beg this woman to leave my husband alone. She's even older than him. We call her aunty out of respect. So why my husband?". This angry woman asked tatafo to mention her name but I bluntly refused.


*ok we have heard*


Mbok who sabi this lady for London? I hear say she be popular cry cry "big geh". Please aunty don't let anyone embarrass you on top another man ponro. This woman says you should please respect yourself and stop choking her husband who seems to be confused at the moment. They are even saying whether you don do the man spiritual sontin.



** Tatafo nor dey like this kind mumu story, but I gat to do my job. How many times will I say to women that in situations like this, na your husband you suppose face? Madame no vex, but please wake up! Hian!!



*Follow up gist*

Who remembers the newly engaged couple that were codedly featured in one of the earlier series of Tatafo? The one that the man's last name kinda means "person wey get boku but gives out freely"... ani ani something. Ehen. Una Don hear wetin happen between him and his yellow fully tatooted bea? Something don happen sha. But Tatafo wishes them well, either apart or together.


Tatafo will be back
Catyhya!


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