Stella Dimoko Sunday Laughs


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Sunday, August 27, 2017

Sunday Laughs

 Enjoy the Laughs,.....


Nobody should come and tell us that they spent N200m for Rat eradication at the Presidential Office.

Rat poison is: N100 for rat bomb, N200 for Kill and Dry , N350 for Rat Roundup and N400 for Otapiapia. And if all that fail, dem dey sell 2 wild Ajaokuta pussycat, Male and Female N500 for Wuse market and they guarantee your money back if you even smell any Rat after 24 hours of lodging them in-house.

I have said my own Ooo



A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.
He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.

One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.
The man agreed and said to the car...
"Car, go and bring my children from school."

The car went and didn't return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.

Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive.
He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station.
As he and his wife stepped outside, they saw the car coming with an overload of children.

The car parked right in front of them and said... "These are your children sir..!"
In the car were their Landlady's two daughters, his wife's best friend's daughter, his secretary's son, and their neighbours two sons.
The Wife was in full anger...

"Don't tell me all these are your children..??"
The man asked her calmly...
"First you tell me why our children are not in the car..??"



  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  2. #Don't mess with someone else's relationship just because you aren't happy with yours*

    1. Who's messing up with ur relationship?

  3. I love them πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

    *Larry was here*

    1. Heyya come let me pour honey in your life

  4. Replies
    1. Please, 4 wraps of semo after claiming not that hungry is viable reason not to book a second date!

  5. Lol. Chukwudi and his annex shop in heaven.

  6. Lol πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Very funny 'somethings'


  7. Lmao@ it was nice, I washed off all your lies.
    That Paul Pogba's joke is lit. Nice compilation, Weldon Stella

  8. There comes a time we all leave home
    in search of so called green pastures
    this was the case of ini-obong
    who had left home for very long
    for all the hustle nothing much
    until one day he met Nicki
    a young rich girl who so pretty
    he said di,come with me
    i just like you forget money
    whatever you want just tell me
    to her surprise Ini said
    I want to go home
    I’m from Akwa Ibom
    Incase you don’t know
    Akwa Ibom Ayaya
    you can enter motor
    or fly for Aero
    and land for Uyo
    you should come with me
    I’m missing the love at home(4x)
    [Verse 2]
    Home sweet home
    no place like home
    I’m a king at home
    so baby feel at home
    You are in AKwa Ibom
    and its sweet like a honey-comb
    you go chop am dey carry go
    cos they call it the promise land
    I’m so proud of my motherland
    mbok ndoko mien what you want
    uyai mmi this is the home of soups
    you want afang or edikan ikong,you want meat and ekpang nkukwo
    from pot to pot, pot to mouth
    no need for spoon no need for plate
    waste of time just five alive
    please drop the knife and chop this life
    [Verse 3]
    ufan di yak ukpeb mkpo i say let me school you
    koro nfana ibagha infact there’s no problem
    dimi means come here
    diamkpo means come chop
    Ima means Gods Love
    that’s what I feel for you
    and I know you’re feeling it too
    God’s gift equals to Eno-Obong
    Thank God equals to Itoro Obong
    yong di idung mbak udu kpa obiong
    I know you love Champaign to pop your brain and blow your pain
    just take ukot nsung to calm your brain
    i mean palm wine don’t mind the flies
    the flies are spice to make you high

    You people should leave mish my ibiono brother mbok

    1. You sha get time ooo

    2. πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
      what's that your brother's name again?
      I used to think it was MC Galaxy's song.

    3. Warris dis rubbish you wrote up thereπŸ–’

    4. Pipi Lee international Medusa
      His name is MISH

    5. Anon mbok I have time seeing I didn't go to church today.
      Pipi Lee his name is mish.
      Immediately the guy sang this song that time it became an anthem in akwa ibom.Back then Akpabio gave him money and he became so popular. All of a sudden because of this,every akwa ibom youth started singing akpabio's name etc. You cant tune into the radio or tv and hear any other song asides political praise singing. Whats my own sef

  9. That twitter guy on Dr Sid's matter no try nah

  10. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Girl turn your dodo... It's burning

  11. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I had a good laugh...

    That Bobo joke really made me laugh again.. And that car joke is so hilarious.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  12. Stella correct laughs joor πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. You did north west my time in short.

  13. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  14. @ the Children πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚. I don laugh fall for ground OMG πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

  15. Lmao @ washing off your lies, we can know how to be dramatic eh

  16. Lmao....u did not waste my time noni

  17. Lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, that Paul pogba meme and chukwudi with boutique in heaven is the truth πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


  18. Stella you wan hear truth na only today since one year I laff well for your post them see em I nearly lef your blog oo any way tank God today don change every tin hemmmm tell them for aso rock black pepper fit drive out all them Rats ooo me I don try am e work well well mbok


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