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Friday, September 29, 2017

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I will call the person who borrowed money from me..hehhehehehehe,they never pick calls

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    1. I'll call my ex. She hates me

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    2. Lady banks on point!

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  2. Lmao😊
    I'll call my mum,she's never with her phone
    She'll be in Lagos while her phone is in Kaduna...LMAO 😊

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    1. E go shock you say Mama Oluchi just got off the phone with your Mum giving her better gist. And then you called and viola she pics.

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  3. I will my Dad,
    He may think I want to ask him for money again.

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    1. I ll call my youngest sister, phone always in silent mode.

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  4. I'll call my mum,lol. She never picks calls

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  5. I will call my husband. He never picks his calls especially during office hours only for him to call you several hours later... So annoying

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    1. Same here my sister, I will send my husband messages and a times he gets home and I have to read to him and annoyingly tell him how many people sent him Watsapp or text message in a day.
      Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew.

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  6. I will call MTN customer care. They Never pickup.

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    1. they have changed oh.... try na

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  7. I will call my flatmate. Dt one can smell emergency from anywhere and she will never pick. She go save me dt day.

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  8. I will call my mom, she carry some a big bag and the phone always gets lost some in it so most of the time she never answers her calls.πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

    LEPπŸ˜›

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  9. hahahahaha i will call one redeem pastor that has refused to pay my money at all. D man bone me. Na wa

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    1. Yori Yori, I can't fit laff oooooo.

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  10. Every one in my family will call me. My phone is always on silent, text sounds, keyboard sounds any sound at all irritates me. The issue has caused so much problem between me and family members cos they feel I do it deliberately.

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    1. Ha!! Thank God am not strange after all

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    2. So am not alone, this has caused a lot of misunderstanding for me, I hate hearing sounds, it irritates me so badly I get angry easily with sounds.

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    3. Honestly. Everyone would call me bcuz I never pick calls, but i don't do it delibrately o. Whenever I am with my phone nobody calls but immediately I drop it. 99 missed calls.

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  11. Will call an ex that our separation was with bad blood

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  12. Lol
    I will call my sister sharp sharp. Two times sef and nothing will happen. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Mehn! Who Am I gonna ring? Probably my landlord, dude has refused to come repair a crack on one of the walls...lol



      DontQuoteMe™

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  13. I will call my own nub,off course I won't pick it,,dey won't even know am calling my nub

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  14. I will call sukanmi....

    I will call omolaw..

    Those 2 guys.. Their phone ringtone is "silent" , highest vibration..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    They don't deserve phone sef..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  15. I will call my wife. She can never answer her phone, missed calls gives her orgasm.

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  16. I will call my ex boyfriend,we ended things on a bad note. Maybe sef thunder go fire me, the guy go now pick. Lol

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    1. Here's the twist. You call your ex that you feel you ended on a bad note with. And lucky for him he and his friends are in a bar having a cool gist about you. And then you Call, he pics and you get shot on speaker phone. Lol.

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  17. I will call Glo my colleague, she never picks her call and it's so annoying.

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  18. lol ... every body in my house will call me.. i know is wrong. i dont just clinch to my phone.

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  19. gonna call my late papa's line no one picks it hahahahah

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  20. would call my grand mum lolz....
    she can be without her fone for like two days she wont even notice

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  21. I Will Call My Sis Cus She Is A Factory Worker. So Phones Ar Not Allow During Workin Hours.I Called Her 1 Day She Missed My Calls 4 Like 300 Times.I Was So Scared Y Wont She Pick My Calls. Nd I Kept Calin Her More Nd More Till I Tire O.She Later Called Dat Evening Saying She Dont Go 2 Wrk Wit Her Fone Nd She Dont Switch Off Her Phone Dat Weneva She Came Back Frm Wrk, She Wil Try 2 Call Back Al D Cal She Missed. So Anytime I Wnt 2 Call Her Na She Dey Miss My Cal She Wil Now Later Cal Me Back When Shes Done Wit Wrk. Nd Atimes She Dey Dey Night Shift Too. So Any Time We Call Her She No Dey Pick Call Na She Go Cal Us Back.So I Wil Call My J Sis.

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    1. The devil works in mysterious ways. What if that day she happens to be on Off. And you call her bam! She picks and you are instantly shot. Epic.

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  22. I will call my aunt, her phone has volume problem so it won't ring out and she won't even hear.

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    1. Did you know she just sent your cousin to computer Village to go fix the volume problem. And then your village people decide to punish you and then you Call her. Fiaaaam. She picks and you are shot.

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  23. Will call my coz wife.. she only call when she wants something for you she never pick calls.. annonying woman

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  24. I will call my wife.......

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  25. I will call my sister, that one never pics her calls.
    She no even suppose use phone

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  26. Call dat guy wey owe everybody money.
    E no go answer.

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  27. My mum straight no time, you can never see her with her phone , na inside bag she dey hide the thing, no go try am with my father he go pick sharp sharp. Na my mama be the solution.

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  28. I will call my mum, it takes her like 3 days to respond to your calls

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  29. I see my mum is not the only mum who doesn't take her calls. Na na she sure pass.

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  30. I wil call glo customer care..u can call dem for 3hours dey won't pic unless u call 171 but dem go charge #20 for dat one.e no go even ring b4 dem pic am.awon ole jatijati glo na very usles netwok av evr seen

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  31. I will call my daughter, she doesn't go to school with her phone......lol

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  32. I will call my aunty,she never takes her calls,always busy with work

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