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Saturday, September 30, 2017

Saturday Spontaneous

#saturday Γ€goodday Γ€happyday #timetorestforsome #noholidayforsome #jollofriceday #weddings #letsgetmarried #nawah #octoberfirstloading #noweaponfashionedagainstyoushallprosper
#boyfriendsstillsleeping #istillwokeby5am






Good Morning my Beautiful Friends and Frenemies!


Someone was asking me why most Bvs dont read inside here before commenting and i said ''Hey,its spontaneous post!''lol


Quick one....
-The second hand sales post will be up by 10am Nigerian Time.....I got photos oa two month old Blackberry phone for sale for N10k....#sales loading.

Do you have anything second handly awesome to sell with photos?send to me if he price is reasonable.


Some people have been having problems logging unto the blog and about four people have mailed me including BV Olivia silk..I thin this is a network problem and I have asked BV Martins Aboy for soltion and he says..

''For those who get the error message while trying to open the blog;here is what to do..


1) Go to your store and download "puffin browser" or "PHX browser" or "Chrome"..
Any of the three is ok...


2) If after downloading the above browser and the issue persists;then you have to switch to another network operator like " Globacom" or "Airtel"; cos most "MTN" subscribers are experiencing such issues..


3) you can also go to google.com and search for "SDK Blog" then use the first link there to get your way to the blog...

4) You can use this link as well:
Stelladimokokorkus.com/?m=1

One out of the four  "Must" work for you..
Hope this helps!


Kisses to everyone and God bless!





141 comments:

  1. ***AVAILABLE JOB VACANCY***

    Are you good looking?
    Are you bold?
    Do you have good communication skills?
    Do you want to be in front of cameras for adverts and to represent a company and model a brand?
    If you have all these qualities and believe you can do these, please go and join the Evangelism and Follow up unit of your church and win souls for Christ. There are loads of unlimited benefits and Its payment is huge and eternal. πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

    Note; this is not my handwriting o


    Good Morning lovely family, I love you all and have a fun-filled weekend



    *Larry was here*

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    1. Yes oh starry,though they wrote this as a joke but truly it pays to serve JESUS CHRIST!

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    2. Hehehe.
      Oya come and be going...

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    3. Good morning all,happy spontaneous Saturday to everyone.

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    4. Yes dear evangelism is d in thin for our Lord jesus christ hence he gave us his last word before he ascended for us to be WITNESSES unto him.

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    5. Infact this is the best job vacancy ever.

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    6. Starry u killed it joor πŸ‘ up

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  2. Woman: Baby, no sex for now, I'm still mourning my husband.

    Man: That's why I'm wearing a black condom, just open your legs and accept my condolences..πŸ˜€



    DontQuoteMe™

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ but it's there anything like a black condom?

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    2. Cleopatra you never see coloured condom? They abounds...and sexy.


      DontQuoteMe™

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  3. Morning Mass was bae😘😘😘
    Cleaning of the church.
    Keyboard practice too..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Abegi, if u wan learn keyboard oo..
    I fit do online tutorial for you @ a cheap price.. πŸ˜‚


    Ms Priya 😍😍😍 I "dreamed" of you too
    My blog boo boo. TheQueen 😘😘

    To my dear tontoDike.. The Lord is your strength girl. Leave dem haters n remain strong. 😘😘😘

    Don't forget to go for a medical checkup.. Its really important.
    Check yourself.
    #cancerAwareness
    #Hospital is Bae
    #DoctorisBae

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    1. I don't know why I woke up this morning feeling so down. I couldn't say my usual morning prayers, I didn't go for sanctuary or outreach this morning, nothing.

      My spirit is down

      Lord help me take away this feeling from me.


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  5. Where ever you have suffered defeat in the past, my God will give you victory there. Where ever you have suffered shame, you will encounter a testimony in that same area in the mighty name of Jesus AMEN!

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  6. Having s*x with someone is like job interview, if you're not called back, bro just know that your game was below average

    Lemme comman be goingπŸšΆπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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    1. Hmmm, sex talk this early morning. God help u

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    2. Network is bad,it's not loading your comment, please can you retype? 😁

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    3. Simi Elastic don recruit you abi?

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  7. Good morning everyone

    The willingness to accept behaviour and beliefs that are different from your own, is what separates mature people from childish ones...πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ can i get an amen lol

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  8. oh yea it feels good though
    I want some moreπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„

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    1. Why won't you want some more 😎

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  9. Good morning 😊 everyone
    Thank GOD for a new day!

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  10. Happy Saturday my lovely bv's. May God meet us all at the point of our needs.Pls,who has baby pram/stroller to give out or sell at a very reduced price? I need one for my coming baby, pls help me. Do all have a good day. πŸ‘‹

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    1. You too like free things,haba!

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    2. No be my fault, na poverty cause am. Just tell me if u can sell to me at a reduced price, I'll buy.

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    3. I tell you. And she has a husband oh. I wonder if the man knows she do bambiala here

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  11. La la le saturday. Cold morning. Make I sleep jare.

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  12. Yay its Saturday and there is sanitation yes I still dey bed dey enjoy!
    My queen oh my queen I have said it you are one beautiful lady with good heart I couldn't comment yesterday I was very busy.πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘„πŸ‘„πŸ‘„

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  13. Good morning all. Am over annoyed this morning with my husband. I don't know y he finds it very difficult your on his cloths when there's light. How can a man not be neat? Later on when the wife is cheating with a clean neat guy, they will say she's promiscuous.Though,i I can never ever indulge in such a cursed thing but Is it only women that must slay and be neat in marriage? Must our husbands not be attractive to us too? I will cajole, beg him, he no go hear? Pls, who can advice me on what strategy to use for him so he can iron the cloths in the laundry basket? Just advice on what to do or wisdom to carry on, pls, no abuse, everybody has marriage challenge, no marriage is perfect for, never *sighs*

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    1. Abioo
      1.You can decide to Sacrifice for him by doing the ironing yourself and kitting him up
      Or 2. Collect money from him to take it to the dry cleaners for Ironing...chikena

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    2. Why don't start by ironing one or two for him,then compliment him on wearing it compared to him wearing the unironed one,he might change.

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    3. Why not iron one for him, tell him to wear it. Also let him know that's how you'll like to see him dress. Keep saying it and don't get tired till you get the result you desire.

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    4. When ever you two are watching a movie admire the men in the movie
      Wow see how neat he looks his shirt is properly fitted
      But wait o madam if this man is the busy time that bearly have time to rest biko get a laundry man for him..simple

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    5. My dear why not help him out. Iron it for him when you are doing yours.. That way he will get used to it.. No one is perfect even neat guys you are talking about was taught by someone.
      So since your husband is the carefree type, you must lovingly teach him and not by being rude..
      Sometimes when my husband wears somethings I don't like,i tell him baby please I don't like this shirt,or once I say things like *ok our uniform again abi* he will just laugh and say OK what should I wear?
      Seriously I don't see your husbands issue as too much of a problem. He just needs guidance..
      May God give you the patience to follow him..

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    6. Thanks all, I appreciate.

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    7. That's why you are the wife now. Help him organise his life keep telling him how you would like him to dress, that rumpled clothes makes him look sloppy.
      Start by ironing for him then tell him it's stressful for you to wash and iron at the same time,that he should assist you with one, either he washes you iron or you wash and he does the ironing.
      If you guys are financially buoyant, you can take to the laundry for ironing but remember his underwear 'boxers' needs to be ironed in the house, or you get someone to come to the house every weekend to do the ironing.
      May God give you the wisdom you deserve.

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  14. Cool morning.
    Weather for twoπŸ’πŸ’‘


    Good morning Blogfam..

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    1. It's Saturday and I'm cooking at a naming ceremony down the street. Owambe coming later in the evening.

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  16. It's a raining day here.

    Lord u know my needs this morning pls Lord grant it.

    Morning to all my lovely bvs.

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  17. Finding a wife and Staying with a good wife na wahala these days oo.

    You find a responsible one,she is not romantic.

    You find an educated one she feels she is always right...

    You find an illiterate one,she gets angry whenever you correct her..

    You find a smart one,she lies every time..

    Abeg wetin man go do?Lol

    Good morning dearies

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    1. But you are married Na, What are you looking for again πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      I don't even want to ask you, which one you found πŸ•ΊπŸ•Ί

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    2. Cry cry baby go and suck breast

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    3. Oga which one among them are you experiencing currently? Lol



      DontQuoteMe™

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    4. Which one does your sexy mummy falls into?😎

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    5. Na by false to be romanticπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  18. if u know u woke up by 5am like Stellar nwunye Korkus n I just signal by

    πŸ‘†.

    @ ladybug I saw ur shout out, πŸ‘πŸ‘. overbusy mode. thanking u. u can tag along for d two owanbes I have today instead of bugging ppl all day here
    πŸ†’πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜

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    1. Yinmu at your owanbes that don't exist 😎

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  19. Good morning everyone.. Was really down yesterday. I lost a sec sch classmate yesterday. A young 500level medical student. Its so painful but Allah knows best. RIP Melvin...so sad

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  20. Good morning Lovelies
    Independence fever never reach my side ooo, abi no be green and white repping?
    Hian na real wa

    Martins Thanks for the 'hilarious' assistance.

    Who is selling Laptop, ? I need one o
    What else? Okay before I dash out in this cold weather,

    A beautiful kiss to my Darling Bae for life....SDK
    My woman crush Everyday πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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    1. Come out straight and beg for a laptop like your colleague beggars president. You dont know where they sell UK used laptops in your state #BHR#

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    2. @anonymous please if u have u can as well assist her with it Na ..
      It not a bad idea Dan cussing her out🚢🚢🚢

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  21. I tried so much yesterday opening the blog using Chrome, it didn't open at all. It was this morning I remembered I have Puffing on my phone, tried it and it's supper fast.

    I love weekends and Mondays, another weekend is here to groove menn! Will be taking my cute niece out to a 1 year old birthday party, I pray she'll cooperate and not stress me o.😁

    Good morning good people. Enjoy your weekend.

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  22. 10 AM is ok
    Stella can we post the stuff for sale and giveaway in the comment section? I'm in church now cleaning, I can't send a mail with pictures.

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  23. I'm supper grateful we woke up great today.. Who are those observing the environmental sanitation?

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  24. 1. If your kid (s) disturbs you intentionally, it’s because you are NOT physically affectionate enough

    2. If your kid (s) is/are lying, it means you OVERREACTED to the mistakes in past

    3. If your kid(s) has/have poor self-esteem, it is because you ADVISE more than you ENCOURAGE

    4. If your kid (s) can’t stand up for themselves, it is because from a young age you have disciplined them regularly in public

    (You are advised not to do this, even in front of siblings, friends or cousins)

    5. If you buy everything for your kids still they take things that do not belong to them, it is because you don’t let them CHOOSE

    6. If your kid (s) is/are a coward (s), it is because you help them too quickly. Don’t remove every OBSTACLE from their path

    7. If your kid (s) is/are jealous, the reason might be, you COMPARED them with others CONSISTENTLY

    8. If your kid(s) gets angry quickly, the reason might be you have not praised them enough, they only get attention MISBEHAVING

    9. If your kid(s) doesn’t respect others feelings, the reason might be you always ORDER them, not always giving importance to their FEELINGS

    10. If your kid(s) is/are secretive, the reason is you BLOW things very big

    11. If your kid (s) behaves RUDELY, it is learnt from PARENTS or others living with them.

    Adapted from a child psychologist page

    My father was very good at not doing No 6. Nothing with him was easy. One time I innocently asked my big bro to help me draw a skeleton, I was in pry 5, my father overhead it and gave me this knock on the head and I was wondering what I’ve done wrong. He said what if your brother had not been here wouldn’t you have drawn it by yourself? And so I drew and labeled my skeleton by myself and I got a 6 over 10 surprisingly, I never thought I could do that because my bros was always the one doing my drawings for me because I use to think drawing was a thing for boys. I never knew I had it in me to draw, but that knock was all the motivation I needed.

    Any Glo rep in the house should please step forward and accept this award with all humility The Crappiest of Them All πŸ‘‘
    Stella I had same issue and it was just your blog alone i couldn't open, used all the browsers above and more still same, till i switched to MTN this morning. Maybe you should call your technical person

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  25. Let me come and go and snap my house of Tara make up box for sell and send to stella for second hand sells

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    1. I hope it's cheap,any second hand must be cheap 😎

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  26. That awkward moment when they pay you double salary because the bank had issues with the first set of transfer πŸ˜‚ chaaaii!! #currentsituation.

    From yesterday's SP....

    @kreme de la kreme awww.... yes I'm O- plus AA. It's really a struggle with malaria for me. I try... like I do try to stay away from 'em but you know how it is over here. They're everywhere like white on rice πŸ˜‚ damn little demons 😣

    @ChyAda Jesus thank uuuu 😚😚😚

    In other words, I missed my friend's wedding in Benin this weekend 😭 I'm seeing the pictures and they're so gorgeous. Oh my!! 😍😍

    @atheist how far your blind date? Where did you go eventually?

    Una good morning oh πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ *in my language* on-yi-nma!!

    #Godblessmyblogboo #SDKblogboosrock #ChikiChi2017 #5000yardshusbandmaterial #itsnotover #PriZe2017 πŸ˜‰

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    1. Morning chikito. Hope you are better? Kpele dear

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    2. Wow...Are you kidding? Oya what will you do? Return it or see it as That double blessings from God? 🀣🀣

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    3. What language is that Chikito? Are you idoma or akwaibom? 😁😁😁😁 good morning..

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    4. @oluwadarasimi how are you dear? I'm fine oh. 😚😚

      @Cynthia morning morning my CRS sis 😚

      @Beloved I ain't. I can suggest keeping it against next month. I know I will use the bulk better πŸ˜‚ will update on monday

      @GreatCleo Good morning sunshine 😚 na Cross River oooh.... πŸ˜‚

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    5. Ugegbe oyibo m God bless you too 😘😘
      #ChikiChi2017
      #MyVirtuousWife

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    6. Hahahaha....Waiting for Monday like kilode, πŸ‘‚ πŸ‘‚ Oh Thank God it's a public holiday 😜

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  27. Since yesterday, glo has been having issues logging into the blog so I had to sub my mtn phone. Not fair at all.

    Stella, pls, how do we resolve this

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    1. It's not Glo,I think it's the site,I'm using Glo but couldn't connect with my chrome,I had to download the puffin to connect to the blog

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  28. Good morning everyone. Its me and my bed today. No waka waka. May God presence abide with us.

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  29. I pray I'm able to see a good cheap phone to buy on the post. This one is dead already. The blackberry, is it blackberry 10series that have whatsapp? Will surely check the post

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  30. It's a finger snapping kind of day. Happy weekend!

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  31. What does it mean to dream of carrying a baby and the next thing,the baby poops on your body?

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    1. Congrats, you are about to have a baby. Claim it if you want it. The poo means the baby is here to stay πŸ‘ΆπŸ‘Œ

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  32. Good morning everyone, wishing us all a lovely weekend and new month in adv

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  33. Dolphins are one of the few animals other than humans known to mate for reasons other than reproduction and especially male Bottlenose Dolphins are known to engage in sexual acts
    with other dolphin species, which is not always consensual,though the Bottlenose may also be submissive in such encounters. Occasionally, dolphins will also show sexual behaviour towards humans.

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  34. Had an argument with my neighbours yesterday
    This guys said a woman who has a child outside wedlock is tokubo,so I asked him how about the guy that impregnated the lady?they said men her not second hand even if they birth 10kids before marriage.
    I refused ooo I told them a man with kids outside marriage is also tokubo infact he is after 1,this guys were like how would I know if a man is tokubo cause there won't be any physical changes in his body except he tells me he has a child that but for women,their breast will fall,their tummy will be flappy with stretch marks bla bla then I reminded them their her women with banging bodies even after child birth,they said is a ratio of 1/10
    They crowned it all by telling me is a mans world and that women should knuw who to open legs for and who not to.
    Chai I almost lost my voice ontop this matter.
    So two people get involve in something one is tagged with the stigma while the other walk free
    Mutcheeeeeeeeeewwe GM

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    1. When you sit and have conversations with people on a lower intellectual level, that's how you will feel.

      Avoid them. Make it a point of duty to avoid them and not communicate with them beyond the basics. They can drain you and upset you with their stupidity. Find your intellectual level, that's the only way you can have a conversation and feel informed. Leave stupid people for God. Him alone will do it.

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    2. Thats crazy naija mentality. Women are not taking such crap thats y women are getting more independent and strolling out of marriage of few months. No time for radarada. Some guys are sooo dumb ehn, men's world my foot.

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    3. Chikito I take that advice to heart am on the run
      @QQ my dear serious radarad

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    4. Lol @Chikito
      Your advise was just apt.
      Don't even try to argue with such people. They will bring you to their level and beat you with experience. So just save it.


      Sdk I had to use my MTN to log in. Glo issa no no.

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  35. I just say make I greet.
    Good morning people of God.

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    1. Good morning. How's our baby?

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    2. Swaggie she's doing great.
      Sleepless nights don finish me. Lol

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  36. Happy independence weekend all

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  37. I had a dream where some armed men stormed the house where I was, shot at me but it did not touch me. They went away thinking I have died, then went and killed my neighbour and care back to me I fought for I them off, then their leader said they should let me go. I was crying an narrating my ordeal to neighbours in the dream, crying profusely and asking for who I offended that wants me dead. I woke up scared stiff. What does this mean pls?

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    1. Pray for your family and your neighbours.
      Then please treat malaria
      Just to be sure.

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  38. A man is tokunbo after kids. I met a divorced father of 5 who wanted to marry me that didn't have a child and single, isn't that a Tokunbo man?

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    1. Tokunbo raise to power infinity..lol

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  39. Still in bed and it's raining, happy me

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  40. Good morning my lovely Bv, please who has baby car seat, cloth and shoe to sell at very reduced price? Thanks and God bless.

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  41. Good morning everybody, splendid Saturday to everybody. Chikito just said the truth up there, learn not to argue with people of lower intellect cos it's mentally draining. I remember years ago my illiterate aunties were arguing with a visitor that 'island' is pronounced is-land. This visitor was a lecturer in one of the Nigerian universities and my two aunties were people who struggled to finish secondary school. At one point, the lady just kept quiet and stopped arguing.

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    1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    2. Like a former colleague was arguing with me that South Africa is not an African country cuz they have white citizens.
      I was gobsmacked that this well dressed , Turkeyclotheswearing lady was so dumb and the worst of it all was that she was my boss. I told my boss that such level of stupidity was beyond me. She was laid off soon after. I can't deal.

      She also called fork "ferk". Like all the time.
      Dang!

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      My dear, whenever I try to give someone sense and they can't help it I end it by saying 'my prayer is that one day you will get it' because when some people are too stupid you don't want to keep going back and forth. That's their own reality, you have your own. Shikena

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    4. Lolz some people just make themselves look stupid unknown to them

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  42. Good morning Everyone, it's another Saturday although everyday is a Saturday for me,did my normal tradition tho which is going to clean the church, atleast I get to go out and do something good. My dad is super convinced it's hopeless to train a girl in school because I don't have a job,I want to learn a skill but everything is money these days.

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  43. Good morning my beautiful and lovely fam...
    And to you Stella do have a pleasant day all.πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’‹

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