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  1. Online shopping made easyyyyy . yeaahhhhhhhhhh. Kindly follow us for your Okrika bags IG – “ Grade_1_okrika_bags “or “Tammy Fashion House “. Browse through our page, save pics of your choice(s ), send them to our DM with your address and phone number and yeahhhhhh it will be delivered with 24-48hrs. Remember we do payment on delivery for Lagos customers only. Thank you for your patronage …. In advance *smiles*

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    1. Contact AmaQ Collections for your bespoke and ready to wear attires for both women and childre.
      We offer free pick up and drop off for those in Portharcourt.
      Call or WhatsApp 08136804048

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    2. I sell very affordable and cheap virgin hair..add me up on Fbk and instagram as phairlilycious
      WhatsApp 07031175437

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    3. Sourvenirs
      Party packs
      Creative gifts.
      Suorise giftings
      For all these and more , please contact me.
      I am poised to be the spark to your ideas.
      Call
      09056175124 today
      FLINT INNOV

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    4. Rent any apartment in Lekki/Ajah 070373763366 October 2017 at 16:38

      A 13 passengers Passat bus for sale in Lagos at 400k non-negotiable. In good working condition.

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    5. Contact me for your MTN DATA.... ranging from 1gb to 5gb or more
      Very affordable and with a validity of 90 days(but not unlimited)

      1GB - N700
      2GB - N1300
      3GB - N1800
      4GB - N2400
      5GB - N3000


      Call or whatsapp me on 08066929956,08146111751,08065956846 or 09030424612


      Working on having other networks soon i promise.... So feel free to buy for that friend, famiky member, special someone who uses MTN.... it will be very appreciated and loved

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    6. I sell affordable Ringlights and selfie Ringlights.
      WhatsApp 07039583349.

      Free delivery.


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    7. Order for your genuine leather sandals and palm slippers (unisex) at affordable rates.
      Don't throw your old shoes away, revamp them today at affordable price. Call or WhatsApp MIEA HOMES on 07068178480

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    8. For your affordable wedding rings with lifetime guarantee, we are at your service. You don't have to empty your bank account for beautiful and quality wedding rings.
      IG: @zoeyfashionhouse
      Whatsapp: 08184305725

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  2. For your gizdodo, small chops uniced weekend cakes, cup cakes, please follow on IG or twitter @bellefull007

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    1. Please i sell original indian human hair and deliver nationwide
      You can call or WhatsApp on 09067672340

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    2. Learn organic cream making at the comfort of your homes all in 3 days.
      Skin care routines, exfoliating body soap, half caste cream, lightening cream and oil, body butters, glowing cream for adults and babies, toning soap, chocolate glowing body butter and many more all for #1000 only. Free e-note would be given at the end of the training. Venue is whatsapp. Chat me up on 08107831065. Thank you.

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    3. Uberhaute Looks and Ventures at your service for your Skin Consultation/ Therapy, Quality and Safe Makeup Practice, Affordable and Original Products, Excellent Training Services.
      We are registered with CAC, and Makeup Artist Guild Nigeria.

      Contact: Whatsapp; 08151914305
      IG: uberhaute_looks
      E-mail: icefire3000xx@gmail.com

      Your Satisfaction is Guaranteed

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    1. Do you need someone who is very reliable to expressly run an ERRAND For You anywhere in Lagos? Buy goods or items from the Lagos and deliver to you anywhere in Nigeria or the world??

      Call our hotline - 08032648192

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    2. Looking to invest in Lands, preferably in a developing area in Enugu . We have more than 100 plots at Diamond Layout Close to Goshen Estate and PHCN power plant , That means Constant Power Supply. We are looking for investors nd It goes for 600k a plot, 100 x 60 in dimension . Contact /WhatsApp 08163113328 If interested. . . Slightly Negotiable . Companies / individuals can send their Representatives or Come down to Negotiate with The Lawyer.

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  4. For your foodstuff (Egusi,Ogbono,plantain flour, original palmoil and honey ) delivered at your doorstep,you can contact us on 08118050319.

    We also run errands and cleaning.

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    1. Ebysmane, we offer you the best quality human hairs and wigs from Straight to curly to wavy and what's the best news??? We are super affordable and deliver worlwide.
       Contact Ebysmane on 09050991822 or WhatsApp us on 08038632832
      Check out available hair on our Instagram page: @Ebymia

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    1. Tasty Peppersoup For Events (08182519282)6 October 2017 at 16:46

      Having an event anytime soon? Do not use the signature rice. Serve peppersoup for a change. Give me a call today!

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  7. For your quality and affordable beautifully hand made clutch purse for all occasions, call us at Vickie's Place
    Location: Lagos but we can make delivery to any part of the country. contact WhatsApp/Call: 07069011695. Thanks

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  8. For your baby crotchet items and hand sewn baby outfits 0 to 12mths pls chat.me on whatsap 8034954060

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  9. I have wrist watches and perfume. Check out www.Instagram.com/veetrinitystores
    Even if you don't see the perf you use there, you can preorder and I'll get it for you at a better price. You can also send me a mail here. Thanks

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    1. Rent any apartment in Lekki/Ajah 070373763366 October 2017 at 16:40

      A 13 passengers Passat bus for sale in Lagos at 400k, non negotiable. In good working condition.

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  10. I sell sexy bras,panties,boxers,briefs,singlets,round neck vests,children underwear, tights and socks at reasonable prices. I also do makeup for all occasion. My location is Ibadan and I'm available to travel.

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    1. I deal on human hair,fibre wigs and braided wigs.follow my page on Instagram @la_hair_dynasty...very affordable and delivery is within 48hours nationwide ...thank u.👍

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  11. For your Interiors decorations/General contracts: General cleaning, 3D ceiling, 3D flooring, 3D wall paper, ceiling lamp, wall art, art sculpture, curtains beads, wooden blind,Roman blind day and night, Rolling blind, Venetian blinds, vertical blinds, Royal majesty, P.V.C blind, call us 08061251423 or 08092244424 or visit our branch office No B 50 beside shell camp police division Owerri IMO state or our Head office 126 Clifford road Aba abia state.

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  12. Call/WhatsApp 08162126415 for your braided wigs (floor length, bra length, bottom length etc) at a cheaper rate.
    You can also order for your earrings, original makeup products, children's sandals. location is abuja. Thanks Stella for this opportunity, more blessing!

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    1. For bridesmaids, little bride, reception, flower girl dresses, call/whatsapp 08132560057

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  13. Call/WhatsApp 08162126415 for your braided wigs (floor length, bra length, bottom length etc) at a cheaper rate.
    You can also order for your earrings, original makeup products, children's sandals. location is abuja. Thanks Stella for this opportunity, more blessing!

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  14. Are you looking for a profitable business to invest in? Or are you an investor? Contact me and let's get a biz started. I am a business developer/advisor and I've got many profitable business ideas that we can venture into.

    Whatsapp 08032648192

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  15. Call/WhatsApp 08162126415 for your braided wigs (floor length, bra length, bottom length etc) at a cheaper rate.
    You can also order for your earrings, original makeup products, children's sandals. location is abuja. Thanks Stella for this opportunity, more blessing!

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  16. Contact us For your POP, 08161330982

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    1. Natural hair products / Oils and Soaps6 October 2017 at 19:13

      Call or whatsapp 09020204027 to get your affordable haircare and skincare products including oils and soaps. You can find us on Instagram @manehairven.

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  17. gud morning pals pls i ve a piece of plot 120 by 60 seize which is at Obosi(Anambra state), i ve done a foundation of 3 flats in it which is at d german floor level and is on for sale for 15million which is also negotiable, development fee had been paid, umunna settled, approval from Asudeb done nd its sock away/septic tank done together with fence nd gate. U ll love it wen u see it, so buyers interested shld contact me on 08062697826 its legit, no cause to b afriad!

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  18. My name is Atinuke. I am into furniture making. I make all sorts of interior furniture i am based in Lagos deliver nationwide. I make children beds, wardrobes, kitchen cabinet sets, doors, office tables, ottoman, dinning sets and any other interior furniture. You can contact me on WhatsApp on 08186705266. Cheers

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    1. Meat sharing and delivery 081745203926 October 2017 at 16:33

      MEAT SHARING AND DELIVERY, LAGOS

      We have decided to make meat buying very cheap and convenient for you.
      A group of people can now share a whole cow, goat and ram which is cheaper than buying in small quantities.
      20 people share a cow at 8k each
      4 people share a goat at 5K each
      4 people share a ram at 7k each
      4 smoked catfish at 1500
      Delivery in Lagos only at 1k
      Call/ text/ whatsapp 08174520392

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  19. For your quality made in Aba bedspreads n duvets,call or wataspp 07037818538.

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  20. hello people...
    @ Iyva Accessories we give you the best out of STERLING SILVER ENGAGEMENT AND WEDDING RINGS AND WATCHES to glam you up!
    TITANIUM WEDDING RINGS and GOLD are not left out too.
    Call us 07068612632
    Whatsapp 09059765922
    IG @iyvaaccessories
    www.iyvaaccessories.com

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  21. Neatly used peugeot 406 2000 model for sale for 500k, please call 08065043996.

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  22. Need some Errand people to that will run your errands with ease in portHacourt?

    Need some house/office cleaning guys?Look no further as Elegance Errands and Cleaning company is here to satisfy your needs with top notch services.. Call oon us today and you will be happy you did..08025362839

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  23. Contact me for your EVENT CATERING AND VIDEO COVERAGE within Asaba and its environs @ ogeahtheresa@yahoo.com or via bbm D61FA95C

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  24. Neatly used InfinitiFX45 in Portharcourt for 2.3m call me for inspection 08063450611

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  25. We are Jommy lingerie offer quality and high class brands of underwears for men, women and children in port Harcourt.
    08104113186.

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  26. Frashly baked sweet and beautiful cakes available here in Enugu... call/whatsapp @ 08065338389

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  27. Do you have a bakery and need a reliable, efficient, a tested and trusted manager to run it for you? Call this no 09031268346. I am reliable and can deliver. Thank you.

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  28. Independence Special still going on @tykes_tots
    All Tee's Sale
    Kiddies tee shirts going for #1500 @ No 40 Fatai Irawo Street Ajao Estate Lagos.
    Online shopping also available, Call / Whatsapp 08175960804.
    Hurry! It's a 3 days sales event.5th -7th October. don't miss it.Thanks

    Missylynn.

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  29. contact us at nelson dou computers ..we sell new and use laptops ..08039225758..07034653332

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  30. We have organic/inorganic skincare products for whatever skin issues e.g sunburn, darkspots, pimples, (for ENHANCEMENT of the skin) lightening & whitening cream, shower gel, body scrub etc
    Pls contact us on
    WhatsApp: 08088680702 Tel: 08123788097
    Shop address: Shop 150, ATARA Shopping plaza, opp Mobil Filling Station, Aguda Market, Surulere
    Nationwide delivery available

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  31. Fresh Mushrooms for sale. 08178449631(whasapp)

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  32. If you need affordable and durable wedding and proposal rings please contact 08035666134....we sell titanium steel,pure silver 925,silver and gold plated rings

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  33. For purchase and investment in 999.9% 24 carat pure gold contact on whatsapp 08160189698

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  34. Looking for affordable land and houses to buy in Port Harcourt city without markup from other agents? Contact me on 07080089000

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  35. Contact me for all your cooking items such as vegetable oils, red sealed oils, and all kinds of your stewing spices call 08024993265

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  36. For your tasty and affordable bowls of soup and stew, kindly follow @affordableluxuryfoods on IG and send a DM! Having a party and need someone to cater for you? Send us a message or call 07010334588

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  37. for your high quality italian male and US brands female footwears, check out @somas_collections on instagram. call/whatsapp 08069602561.

    empressitta

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  38. Brooches by Karis 070122944376 October 2017 at 15:16

    We sell brooches at good retail prices and wholesale for those who want to resell. Contact us via 07012294437. We also send to places outside Lagos.

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  39. Apartments for rent and sale around Ikorodu, Lagos.
    Affordable cost.
    08029802273

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  40. Locally made and very effective aphrodisiacs for men and women available here

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  41. What to look like a million bucks with just a little naira? We have got you covered. We stock affordable but unique pieces. Call/whatsapp 07065739161

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  42. Thanks Stella for this platform. For hand made crochet items for babies( clothes, shoes and accessories), follow us on instagram @crochetplusyarn. Get your swag on!

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  43. For your quality and affordable wigs call/watsapp:08034969675/08133005084

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  44. Contact me for affordable and reliable plots of land in IBEJU LEKKI. 08034121643

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  45. For your

    Exquisite Haircuts
    Estate Management
    Property Acquisition
    Laundry and Dry Cleaning Services
    Computer Sales, Repairs and Services
    House/Office Cleaning

    Please contact us at:
    Klinext Facilities Management Services ltd,
    Opp. Divine Grace Assembly by Cold Room Junction Kagini, Kubwa Express, Abuja or call us on 08062713089, 08088751914. E-mail: klinextfacilities@gmail.com

    ```Your Comfort, Nice Cleaning and Good looks are our maximum priority.```

    *Call us today and a trial will definitely convince you.*

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  46. Please call WhatsApp 07084344815, if you are interested in being a distrubutor/Sun distributor of Big Cola products. Take advantage of the festive season

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  47. *GENUINE & AFFORDABLE LANDED PROPERTIES FOR SALE*

    *LOCATION*: Ibeju-lekki axis.

    *Price Range*: #2M to #6M

    *ATTRACTION*
    Proximity to Lekki Free Trade Zone & Dangote Refinery.
    Good title
    Over 100% Returns on investment without a year.
    Flexible payment option
    No Omo onile issues

    For more information and enquiries, Contact/WhatsApp: 08034121643.

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  48. Cashew nuts and charcoal in tonnes from the farms6 October 2017 at 16:50

    Buy cashew nuts and charcoal direct from the farms. The charcoal will be processed to your specifications, we deliver on any contract - hard wood, non sparking, etc. We will also deliver on the cashew nuts. Investors are welcome.

    There are genuine lands of 2million naira and houses as low as 12 million naira for sale in Lagos here. contact me on mtgfoodstuff@gmail.com. 08174520392

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  49. We are kiddies party planners. We do theme decoration, coordination and planning of kiddies party. Also Popcorn,ice cream, cotton candy, bouncy castles, mc,dj,facepainting, mascots, and lots more give us a call let's wow your kids party
    08058777368. BBM :D89B071E

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  50. *OWN CHEAP & GENUINE LAND ON THE ISLAND*
    Location: Ibeju-Lekki, Lagos
    Description: 2mins drive from The Pan African University.
    Price: 30 acres available at N2.5m per plot.
    Title: Gazette.

    For enquiries/inspection, Contact/WhatsApp: 08034121643.

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  51. For your office supplies, lubricant, diesel in small and large quantities, contact me on 08092009822

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  52. I have an Avent sterilizing unit for sale in Ibadan. 10,000 naira,price is not negotiable. 07065951528

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  53. Diesel at your doorstep, diesel for offices, hotels, residence,give me a call on 08092009822

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  54. For makeup for all occasions, contact me. Free bouquet for all brides from now till the end of the year. I give good face and my gele game is on point. 07065951528.

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  55. Do you live around lekki/ajah and you are looking for a place to leave your baby for the day while you attend to work and other matters? Call mama Tonia 0706 206 0240 for that tender ,love and care experience for your precious one. Thank you Stella .

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  56. Contact me for ZARON,classic and Tara makeup products at company approved prices. 10% discount for bv's. Location is Ibadan.

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  57. Contact me for ZARON,classic and Tara makeup products at company approved prices. 10% discount for bv's. Location is Ibadan.07065951528

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  58. Do you want to become a makeup artist,are you on a budget and can't afford the outrageous fee most makeup schools demand. Join my 50% off end of the year class. Class runs from October to December 2017,each class lasts 4 weeks. Free products worth 5,000 for all students. Hurry now! 07065951528

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  59. What can't we source?from big feets for ladies(size43)bags,all kinds of lace,dresses,wigs,accesorries?Ankara fabrics,all things bride and groom,aso-ebi,aso-oke to ready-to-wear for male and female......
    Contact us for all items and we would get it to you anywhere no matter your budjet...send us,we make you experience the markets!!!

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  60. Our beddings changes the look of your rooms and gives it a beautiful look.our bedsheets and duvets are affordable with great quality in all sizes, please call or whatapp 08026488966 to place your order. We deliver nationwide with delivery cost applies . Thank you all for your patronage.

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  61. In need of a private tutor for your child/children in primary school and you live on the mainland? Pls call 08024441000

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  62. I sell quality chin chin for supermarkets and shops. Hit me up on WhatsApp let's talk. Samples also available. 08096662721

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  63. MEAT HUB ABUJA‎
    For your premium freshly slaughtered Meat, allow us relieve you of the stress of enriching and haggling prices with butchers @ the market. BUY BIG,SHARE AND SAVE MORE.‎

    COW MEAT (FULL SLOT BTW 15 PEOPLE ) @ N 15000
    ‎COW MEAT 1/2 SLOT-N7500
    COW MEAT 1/4 SLOT-‎N4000
    ‎GOAT ‎MEAT (FULL GOAT) @ N15000
    ‎‎GOAT ‎MEAT 1/2 SLOT- N8000‎
    GOAT ‎MEAT 1/4 SLOT- N4000‎

    ALL INCLUSIVE (Beef,Offal,Head,Limbs,Skin)‎

    GUARANTEED :
    VALUE FOR MONEY‎ ‎
    EQUAL SHARE‎
    HYGIENICALLY PROCESSED BEEF‎
    ‎NEAT PACKAGING &
    FRESH DELIVERY‎
    NO MORE BUYING MEAT IN KILOS‎!!!‎

    Call or WhatsApp 07035559085 to secure a slot
    Payment confirms order

    FREE DELIVERY WITHIN ABUJA‎

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  64. Ilorin bvs
    At pine kitchen and delivery, we've got your lunch hour meals covered.
    Order your
    *jollof rice
    *continental noodles
    *ofada rice
    *sandwiches
    *gizdodo
    prepared sumptuously with love.
    all meals come with a free drink. plus 20% discount for all Bvs with SDK as the discount code. call/whatsapp 08066219431 to order.
    ff IG: pine_deliveries

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  65. Liquid soap available in different quantities. Ideal for dishes, laundry , general cleaning. We also package for souvenirs. Call / watsapp 08053802202

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  66. Ibadan,Lagos, Abeokuta, Oshogbo bvs let's talk

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  67. We sell affordable and durable wedding and proposal rings ranging from pure silver 925,plated gold,plated silver and pure titanium rings...contact us on 08035666134

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  68. Thankz Stella,I really appreciate.
    For your quality,trendy and affordable footwears check us out on instagram:jydelin_footwears or whatsapp/call 08133987782.We are reliable and trustworthy.

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  69. *IT'S YOUR TIME TO BECOME A LANDLORD*

    Plots of land for sale in an estate behind MFM, Magboro, off Lagos-Ibadan expressway.
    Size: 500sqm/plot,
    Title: C of O.
    Price: #3M/Plot.
    *Instalmental payment plan option available.

    For enquiries/inspection, Contact/WhatsApp: 08034121643.

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  70. *AWOOF LAND FOR SALE IN A SERENE ENVIRONMENT*

    Full plot of land at Banku Estate, Wawa.
    Description: Located off Lagos-Ibadan expressway, shortly after long bridge.
    Title: Registered survey, C of O under processing. Price: 6.5M
    This is *Awoof* because plot of land goes for #8m in Banku Estate.
    *Seize this opportunity now*

    For enquiries/inspection, contact: 08034121643.

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  71. We make dresses for children and sell really lovely fabrics at great prices. Check us out on IG @gracifiedcouture You can also reach us o 08054219001. Thanks Stella and everyone.

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  72. *CHEAP AND GENUINE LAND FOR SALE*

    Plots of land at Arepo(newly laid out area), Ogun state.
    Title: Govt allocation. C of O in view.
    Price: #8M/plot.
    Land in Arepo goes for minimum of N12M/plot. Grab this now!

    For enquiries/inspection, contact: 08034121643

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  73. iphone 6splus pack and complete accessories intact. 128gb for sale.......210k call 08028041734

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  74. Contact me for your Day old chicks. Broilers, pullet, white cockrel, black cockrel, point of lay. I can deliver to you anywhere you are, I can be reached on 08130164973

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  75. Two bedroom apartment available for rent @ Akute. Master bedroom ensuite. Annual rent is 250k per annum. Kindly contact me if you are interested. Tel: 08023075403,08059381605

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  76. Contact us for your original makeup products at wholesale and retail price. We are located at f36 kano plaza balogun tradefair plaza. You can call or whatsapp us on 08066458385. There's a discount for every SDK BV. We also deliver nationwide.

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  77. For your small gatherings in port harcourt ,ofada rice and original ayamatse sauce, Ewa agoyin, u kwa and fish, Gizdodo , pls call 08071722371. Do something different!!!

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  78. Do you have any event coming up and you are in need of a professional photographer that will capture your event without leaving any details behind? Contact LenzandBrushez images on 08067022401 or IG: @LenzandBrushez images. Get 30% discount on all wedding booking between now and December. Location is not a barrier, with us you will enjoy quality service delivery.
    Thanks Stella.

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  79. Hello everyone , I have really nice and affordable wigs at both wholesale and retail prices starting from as low as 5k. Pls follow our Instagram page @ olda_hair or whatsapp/call us on 08126224906. Who says looking good has to be expensive 😉

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  80. Contact us for your exquisite Beddings and all the fancy extras.... we deliver Nationwide!
    Beddings&things ~by patkelly (Beddings_things_by_patkelly)
    08066550383

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  81. Contact NONTENE Concepts for all grades of okirika, we are very affordable and we can deliver any where in nigeria, we are also into EVENT COORDINATING AND PLANNING.
    Our office is at Shop 6, business centre complex, college of Education WarrI.
    07017904442 08061674701

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