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Friday, January 12, 2018

Boredom Eliminating Post...

There hilarious ones too




The Most Ridiculous to me is the one that starts with ''My Pastor said......................''

56 comments:

  1. Ridiculous.....just disappearing act is so ridiculous to me. You just go mute for no reason.

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    1. Ghosting😁😁😁

      It can leave you doubting your self

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  2. My mum said women from the part of Nigeria you come from are not wife material. Lol

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  3. The one I said to a guy I dated my pastor said your mum will not give me peace in the marriage cause she believes i am street wise and her son is not.

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  4. I'm now born again, the bible said we shouldnt be unequally yoked with unbelievers, but we can talk once in a while & help eachoda wen we're in need.
    "weldone! when u need help, read ur bible & find a way out, dont call me.

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  5. No idea, I'm currently ghosting someone, I feel terrible man! Lol, no be my fault biko.
    Gist dropping...lol

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    1. This ghosting think is not easy oo, most time though you want the person out of your life you still kind off pity them as per what they would be going rhrough from not hearing from you.

      Stay strong BlackBerry the more days you hold out the easier it becomes but day 1-3 na dieπŸ˜€πŸ˜€

      LEPπŸ˜›

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    2. Evil incarnate.

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    1. Boo it's not you, it's me. I don't deserve you at all cos you're too good for me!

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  7. The worst was "no line", "ghost mode"
    simply melted and wedded a girl his "mom chose" who is from their Y part of the country.
    I heard he came around with the girl to pack his things from the town we all met and where he lived for years. The town where he pursued, proposed and waited for two good years for my response and never ceased to pursue. I knocked on his door and the girl opened the door. He was in the room packing. Wonder, she never saw our pics as the "dem*n" came out and nearly fainted.
    He went like this; "E-h-h Rita (not real name) meet my friend and Kate (not real name) meet emhmhmhhhh emh my wife"
    I greeted the girl, chatted with them and left.

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  8. My mum said I cannot marry you. πŸ˜’

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  9. Oya wey all the girls wey them chop dump make una come for parti!

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  10. A facebook breakup...lolz

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  11. I love you but am not good enough for you... Yinmu

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  12. My pastor said short women are devil.....radarada

    Ntor your tall model left you for a richer dude.. ...

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  13. "Am not ready to settle down in the next ten years,I would suggests we both go our separate ways so that someone better and deserving will come for you because I don't wanna waste your time" and bam..the idiot got married less than two yrs after our breakup. Now he's begging me to accept him as a family friend..
    Mtcheeeew..family friend kee you there
    Iranu..

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  14. I‎ have many girlfriends know you to be a very jealous lover.

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  15. I'm sorry...I want to marry a lady from my village

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  16. My family will not allow me marry u cos u are not from my place.

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  17. My mother said i must marry from my town but the only way to make her change her mind is for you to get pregnant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  18. I was still serving when he told me I'd be a liability cos I hadn't gotten a job yet and he couldn't be the one footing all the bills when we get married. He said the country was difficult and he didn't know how long it would take for me to get a job, he was just saying stupid things. This is somebody that was earning close to 400k as far back as 2009.

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  19. Mine was***** he said my name after making love to me or should I say sex,and he was like i'm done with you.i thought I was dreaming,I begged and begged,I went home to bring my best friend to come beg with me,he chased us away and disgraced us on his Street,he even called me a witch self,the embarasment was epic.he later said he became born again that that was the reason he broke up with me-yinmu,the foolish guy will carry Bible and be going to church like he's real,I later found out he was sleeping with like 3 girls,these girls knew me as his girlfriend cos we were so popular,one of them later came to make friend with me,the 2nd I met just once and the 3Rd one he ended up marrying.na so one day i clicked on Facebook request and I saw his friend request,I didn't just ignore,I blocked him sharperly.what nonsense,when I've moved on,married to a great guy and living awesomely and i even look more fabulous now,I've always been a pretty babe that any man will look at me more than once,I got the brains,great background and all.....back to our break up a little cos the story long,this guy started sending his friends to beg me that he knows he did me wrong and he's sorry blahh blahh rubbish talk,he said it was my flat mates at school that told him I had a child that I was hiding from him,that I sleep around with sugar daddies hence where I get all the money I always spend on him,paying his school fees and taking him clothes and shoe shopping at Emporium(a boutique on Allen Avenue)note- the child they are talking about is my nephew,my sister the mum had a problem in her marriage and came back to live with us with her child,so I made it a point of duty to always look after my nephew for her anytime I was home from school,the baby was so used to me and I feel the same,he even calls me my mummy.we bonded so well,I'm this kind of person that likes children so much and they always love me back and like being around me.as per sleeping with sugar daddies ooo,I wasn't sleeping with any sugar daddy,but the thing is,I don't share my personal life with friends,I'm kinda private,the fact that this flat mates sees me with brown envelope of money all the time just annoys them so much that they had to cook up a story about me since they didn't know my source,yes my parents were giving me money but I get a lot more from my abroad boyfriend that they didn't know about instead they concluded in their stupid mind that I was sleeping around with sugar daddies,I don't even blame these so call frenemy flat mates,it's the stupid boyfriend that believed them that I blame afterall I was always with him,he should've known better that these girls were lying on me.now he regrets ever leaving me.me I hate him with a passion

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    1. Are you bipolar? This your story eh....

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    2. But u had an abroad bf footing ur bills, he was two timing, you were two timing too.

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    3. So you had "abroad boyfriend" and are blaming him for having 3 girls?
      All of you need repentance from double lifestyles.

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  20. Dunno but the one I hate to hear is "its you I would have married, had I met you earlier"

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  21. Dunno but the one I hate to hear is "its you I would have married, had I met you earlier"

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  22. I can't marry u , Ur breast Sage , after 2 year of dating

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    1. After he has pressed, kneaded, squeezed d breast into pancake mode? Haaa savage!

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    2. "your breasts sage" (sic)
      I don't mean that you are sick
      it is your breasts that SAGGED
      When breasts SAG, they are not sick, just tired.

      Make you nack for pidgin if English they hard

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    3. "Breast sage?"
      How about breasts wise?
      It is only your English that SAGGED.

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  23. All you talk about is how many years we have dated (10years). If you want to be with someone go ahead, I have someone else already sef. Just move the hell on. And bam! He got married 2 months later. Anderson only God will visit you at the appointed time.

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  24. "My spiritual director said there's no compatibility between us" after almost one year if spreading my legs, went back to his ex and married her 2 years later.


    Father, change my love and relationship story, only You can do it.

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  25. My parents are Deeperlife hmmm they won't accept you cos of the way you dress plus my mother wants me to marry from our place, my father has been pleading with her cos I told them about u after 3 years, kai Dr .S. Dahunsi God is watching u via 3D glasses.

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  26. the man that will marry u is very lucky. I just knew dis one no get better plan for me.

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  27. No breakup line.. Never had a formal breakup.. We drift off n become friends later. Long distance relationship wahala.

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  28. I have heard many. But the most recent one happened 2nd January 2018, he said I didn't come to cook Christmas and new year food for him and I didn't allow him come and see my people, when I went to his house and saw another lady staying with him. Please note, I have only known him for like 1 month, he has 3 kids (boys) from 2 baby mamas, and the baby mama with 2kids moved out of his house just 2 weeks after we met, plus dude was always chatting babes on facebook. Met his whole family though and they love me. But good riddance to bad rubbish, I can never marry such a man.

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  29. Its not you, its me. i figured I have some growing up to so.......

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