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Monday, January 08, 2018

Spontaneous Monday Post

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Hmm check out the combo 8am,8th day.'18 ......8818 *side eyes at the thing with numbers and good luck....I just made a wish!..lol

Una good Morning this Morning.....
Una don reach work already?....Hmmmmm,things dey happen!.

Shout out to you XirtedP.....It was really nice talking with you last night,Hmmmm!!! #gotloveforyou.


Those of you who want to advertise free,why are you so lazy to make your business memes?I don't get it!!...you spent 31st of December in Church asking God t bless your hustle this year but you are lazy to get your ass up...Oh i get it,a miracle is supposed to help you get business memes done!!!

Please do not send me distorted and annoying memes that you refuse to work on because it would be a waste of time posting what does not attract customers for you...Those of you who have photos of what you do,all you need to do is attach your contact info,nicely done and you are good to go!!!


Those of you who attach your email addresses t your blog Id's and its not for business purposes,why do you do it?To get customers or be contacted for what exactly?what are you selling?..Respect yourself and remove it!

Those of you who pick out email addresses and cuss out people,why do you do it?why become a monitoring spirit on other people when you need t spend time working on bettering your life?Please focus on yourself and watch magic happen!


BV Droyalty how far with the Assignment I gave you?Please post results in the comment section.

Welcome back to all those who travelled and didnt have time or chance to comment....wetin una bring come?

Have a nice day everyone and God bless you and yours!

Kisses!!!

154 comments:

  1. I can't believe myself, I'm all dressed up, sitted in the car ready to hit the road but I'm holding my phone waiting for 8am to drop this then move....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Nothing Spontaneous to post but just this little prayer,

    May God bless you and the works of your hand...
    May he prosper what you set out to do....
    May your going out and coming in be blessed...
    Remember who you are in God and that should be your confidence...

    Most importantly, Remember that
    God Cannot Raise a Proud Person....and
    God cannot Promote an Ungrateful Person.. .

    Humility and Gratitude cannot be overemphasized in your journey in life....

    God bless you and may you reap the fruit of your Labour 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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    1. AMEN!!!! Wish you same,same girl

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    2. Lmao Sharon, say na "now go".... ok ma, I've gone πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Now responding from my destination. How are you darling

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    3. Please I'm a naturally fair lady, but I noticed my cream (Nivea) is making me darker these days. Please which nice oil can I mix with it to make me a little bit fair back to my skin color? Thanks in advance, I know I can always count on you

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    4. Amen! Have a nice day😚😚

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  2. With a humble heart, I pray and request that the *Mercy of God* shall be a shield for your household.
    .....successful week ahead fam
    Good morning......



    *Larry was here*

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  3. A rabbit runs, jumps & lives only for 15yrs while the tortoise doesn't run & does nothing yet lives for 300yrs

    Moral : Exercise is a lie...Laziness is the key *Believe me at your own peril hehe*
    Good Morning Good People Of This Blog.
    E-hug

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  4. Good morning all

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    1. Good morning Bv'sss.. May God make this week a blessed, fruitful and wonderful one for us all (Amen)

      Work af start sharp sharp *early morning wake up Don resume * LIfe of a corper🚢 🚢

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  5. Good morning sdkville, please I'm wondering why more than 90% of suicide cases are done by men. Any medical or psychological explanation for this?

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    1. Keep wondering until youu turn to wonderer😎😎

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    2. Men are made of sand women are made of bone





      My own question is why is it that if you ask relatives who are abroad to bring over they start lecturing you how Nigeria is more habitable than abroad

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    3. WondererπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Actually, women have a higher risk of attempted suicide but men tend to follow through.
      Men go to war you know then there’s the ptsd, women are also more likely to seek help than men. Finally, women tend to have a rethink because of the physiological make up.
      Hope I answered your question

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    5. Ladybug I'm wondering while you are wandering 😁😁

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    6. Tay you answered the question well. May your knowledge increase

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    7. Women have a higher threshold for bearing pain and shame.

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  6. *Stream of consciousness/interior monologue is a literary term that explains a character's thought process. It is different from soliloquy.
    It is achieved when the camera captures what is going on in a character's mind...
    Any article I write with the above title does not follow a particular pattern because the thoughts are sometimes disjointed...
    @Chike Teflon,thanks for your advice on how to spice up my articles. God bless you...
    @Dimplez,will you be my blog girlfriend? I want to assign you the task of saving me from the hands of my bullies i.e Lady Bug and anonymouses. They want to distract me from keeping to my new year resolutions...If you accept and allow me the privilege of becoming your second hand boyfriend,I'll try and go AWOL...

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    1. The plot 'sickens'!
      1. Allign with known blog bigots.
      2. Attach yourself to a female, anyone, dumb or not.
      3. Sound intelligent, by using copied articles from actual intelligent people.
      4. Begging (fraud) mode set!

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    2. Jesus Christ! Who's this annoying troll@"πŸ˜‰ 8 January 2018"? This is a New Year for Jove's sake.
      Was it your resolution to continue being useless for this year?
      Are you gonna continue your joblessness by making other people's activities your business?.Go get a life and seek help while at it for you re gradually running mad.

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  7. This weekend of a thing is somehow sha.....10 minutes into enjoying it, monday alarm would already be sounding..........

    Stellz, Jenifa can't stop mentioning you,
    Yesterday she said I will report you to Stella dinikorkus.... Hahaha😁😁😁

    Good morning lovelies 😘😘😘😘😘

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    1. Jenifa really tried for jenifa diary

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    2. My dearest Bee 10😘😘😘😘😘
      Our Able P. A, welcome momma😘😘😘
      Crazy wify,hows you😁😁😁
      Sharon momma, 😘😘😘😘

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  8. Top of the morning blog FAM
    How was the weekend

    The hustle continue

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    1. Good morning ndi yard SDK villa.πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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  9. Good Morning y'all.
    Posted this yesterday on my IG and just felt to share.

    Don't get caught up in the illusion that a new year comes with a reset button.
    Before you claim 2018 as a year of harvest, do confirm that you sowed in 2017.
    New Year doesn't bring new things/ideas. Only God makes all things new. If you want new changes, change tactics. Only a fool does same thing repeatedly and expects a different result.
    But do remember the change starts inside of you.

    -Go get that extra degree or certification.

    -Learn a skill (welding, sewing, carpentry, electrician, barber) Its your skill that will make a way for you. If David didn't know how to use a sling, how would he have killed Goliath? By wishing and fantasizing about it?

    -Apply for an intern job without pay (This Will give you the experience that would boost your cv)

    -STOP SITTING AT HOME DOING NOTHING
    -Start that business.
    -Leave that toxic relationship.
    -lose those pounds
    - make conscious and deliberate efforts to be better and do better.
    - face that fear and conquer it! You have been given the grace!
    -Make amends.
    - leave that comfortable position
    -go learn that program
    Just don't give up!

    The crisis was created to elevate you and not crush you. God is looking for an opportunity to elate you.
    It was the crisis of the flood that sailed the ark of Noah!
    You need to partner with God to change to a new you who will approach things in a new way to get new results.
    It's not your ability that would take you through, it's your availability to God, obedience to Him, grace and resource released to you that would promote you.

    Increase your aggressiveness for success!

    Don't say I didn't do anything for you this 2018.

    Welcome to a great year!

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  10. Please how do one create a meme with an android phone? Thanks.

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    1. I think they download a meme app for it or something like that 🀷

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    2. Smart phones in the hands of dumb people,hian 😎

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    3. Lady bug be nice! It's Monday
      I think you should try Google, they LL dissect it step by step

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    4. You can use Meme Maker App on android phone or rather PowerPoint on PC. So many other graphic design software can do it but PowerPoint is easier and user friendly.

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    5. If its a business meme,the simplest way for you will be to download the new photo grid. Install it and click on video. Select your pictures and choose a good music to follow if necessary. Click on the clickables and select what will promote your biz. All the best

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    6. Aside meme app on Android, which are many there, You can also use Google slide. download from Google Play Store.

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  11. First day of work and I am going to be 15 minutes late.

    Na to just use "Happy New Year" greetings cover up.

    Goodmorning guys, oats and Habib yoghurt in my breakfast pack with Hot Akara...

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  12. This year already strted out good, thank you Jesus. I got a job and i am starting this mornining. To everyone here still looking for a job, the Lord will remember you this morning. Good morning and have a wonderful day.

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    1. Congratulations to you

      One down,many to go 😎😎

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    2. Congrats dear.
      May job locate me too soon.

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    3. Congrats

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    4. congratulations dear. Amen to your prayer.

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  13. That moment when the least you were expecting to hear is -
    "fuckinnng baaaaaaaastard"😯

    Morning guys,
    Have a great day.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚,that mama na area mamaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Hahahhahahha 😁😁😁😁

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    3. Lol..you saw that too. She lashed the lady, her mother and her grandmother.

      Then ended with "fuckinv bassssssssttterrrd"

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  14. Remember not the past or the former things.
    For behold I will do a new thing.
    This is God's promise to those whose hearts are heavy, dejected and rejected.
    Those disappointed and full of regret.
    Trust and commit to God, for he will surely change your story.

    It's a new week. God bless you all

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    1. SPECIAL APOLOGY TO BLOG VISITOR @HIGHLY FAVORED

      I am deeply sorry for my comments yesterday on the BOREDOM ELIMINATING POST
      I apologize unconditionally. I do not mean to hurt anyone on SDK. My intentions are to make blog visitors laugh and ease their boredom. But on that particular post, I over did it.
      Thanks for not cursing in spite of how provoked you sounded. And thanks for being selfless with regard to your thoughts toward your minister.
      I appeal to all of us blog visitors to know that the things we write can make or mar ones day.
      I pledge to do better in this New Year and henceforth just as you advised.
      Thanks and God bless you.
      Please let me know under my comments that you have forgiven me and that you are no longer hurt.

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  15. Good Morning Stella ,wish you a great week,lots of love.Enter your comment...

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  16. Good morning everyone.

    I'm up and moving already. No Time ooo.

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  17. Top of the morning blog FAM
    How was the weekend

    The hustle continue

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  18. Please guys, what business can a GUY(not a lady) go into with 400k. The ones popping up aren't worth it. Thanks.

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    1. poultry or fishery. Very productive.

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    2. U can be a vendor for cocacola or drinks generally, or get into water business, if u can produce, better, then distribute at cheaper rate to villages who have no portable drinking water...gradually build n upgrade...advertise for free on twitter, fb,etc

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    3. Lols. Blackberry so 400k can start a water business? Or you mean aboki meruwa?

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  19. Morning lovelies,issa happy day,happy resumption to all students and pupils,God keep you safe and healthy,give u more wisdom and knowledge to attain a greater height insha Allah,do ve a lovely day and week ahead

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  20. I am on my way to VI for the friday job advert; Miracle must follow me today. Wish me luck bvs soon i will have a reason to leave the house oh.. (dancing). Who else was contacted pls?

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    1. New year, new testimony. I wish You the best of luck.

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    2. Amen
      Congrats
      Today testimony right,left and center
      Am dancing too

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    3. Good luck!

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    4. Experienced driver Lagos 081807045528 January 2018 at 08:44

      I was not contacted. #sad#
      Maybe it's because I don't have whatsapp on my phone. I sent a text message instead of the whatsapp that they instructed. 2018, pls be nice to me, I have four children to cater for.

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    5. @experienced driver forward your application..

      Vacancies for 2 drivers, 1 corporate 1 private. Location is alagbado, AIT Lagos. Send CV to greateagleconsulting@gmail.com or contact 08033662315

      A driver that can double as a sales man who has a valid drivers license is needed urgently in a water company. Candidate must reside around ketu, ojota, ojodu berger and environ. Please send CV to boxedupchije@yahoo.com

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  21. I am joyless working machine 😣😣. I realized this when I had to "work my friends into my schedule" just to be able to hang out with them whereas before I could just call em up and decide to chill next weekend and even FOOD(this is just sad).tips for work- life balance anyone?

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  22. Gudmorning house, pls help a daughter out. Am a fresh graduate, based in Abj bt am tired of staying at home doing nothing. Although I haven't gone for service, I just wish to learn any kind of hand work before going for service, even if it's for a little token cos am broke nw. Or if any mum in d house needs help in running errands or knows anywhere there is vacancy I wnt mind dat also. Tanks nd God bless us all Amen.

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  23. Good morning beautiful people i love Mondays because I get to wear clothes that makes me smart.
    I am still thinking if i should eat my fried rice,chicken wings and salad now cos I am at work?
    I did one savings last year monthly I saved 4335 at first i wasn't too sure but I did in my mind i was like well if e no pure God dey because they told me I will get 8k as interest at the end of the year. Booom on the 20th of DEC they credit my account 52k + 8k = 60k infact that money went a long way cos it was mine so my expenses was kind settled I didn't even bother when my office didn't pay me till 30th DEC can you imagine? I decided to do 4slots this month and they are confirmed cooperative.bye all

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    1. All I saw was chicken wings😁yummmmy

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    2. All I see is the fried rice and chicken
      Sis send mine Biko, pls enjoy your day momma

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  24. anonymous to bahd8 January 2018 at 08:17

    My lord, mummy has denied baby and I the joy of Pears!😒
    Guilty, or not guilty!???😠
    I plead guilty your honour, but it was just for one! 😭
    Try not to deny babies the joy of Pears, case dismissed! πŸ˜‡

    I think I missed that last past, guilty mummy said something else!

    #nostalgic

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  25. Good morning everyone and happy new year from me. I am back, Thank God for journey mercies. The devil tried but my family and I will continue to serve the living God. 😘😘😘😘😘

    I missed all of you so much. Welcome back to all those that the village people no gree shine 😏πŸ˜₯😁

    Those of you that had access to 4G in the villa, you don't know what you have...lol, Xp I saw your message o, I tried it but it didn't work 🀷

    Hi my lovelies, you know I missed you all.

    Hi Boss SDK Nwanyioma πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ. I am sorry for MIA o. I reject my #village peopleπŸ˜₯

    #Backtowoerk #Backandbetter #Newyearnewresolutions #Newyearnewevwrything #Addict #Gotmanyjuicygistsbutnostrengthtotypeall #HmmmEverywhereishot #Ogininahio #Drammarians #sideeyes #alrightlastlast #boobae #Ithoughtrecessionnofollowaffectthem #Ikwakwakwakwakwa



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    1. Welcome back!!!

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    2. Hope you brought odara...😁

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    3. Welcome back dearie
      You were missed

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    4. Thanks my people 😘😘😘😘

      Shirley ours never ripe o, Harmattan hold am. Na Easter things

      However I brought back plenty sweet oranges, including sweet grapes. I have been on a sharing spree since yesterday night...😟😁

      Despite the Harmattan, My skin is glowing from the plenty vitamins I gathered 😁

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  26. Good Morning house, a fresh year, a fresh week, a fresh start. May the Lord bless our hustle today in Jesus name, amen.

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  27. Beautiful morning everyone. Today is gonna be good because it started well.

    Our seven days prayer and fasting starts today. Fasting ends 12 noon. It is good because it is supernatural breakthrough for everyone that will do it. God of Increase will do it again to all of us Amen.

    How are you all? Read a lot of funny things on the blog. Kai Stella you had to stop the comments on any Ish on someone hahahhahahaha. The fear of blog visitors is the beginning of wisdom ooo.

    I wish everyone of us God's blessings Amen. Take care all. Lets keep been our brothers and sisters keepers. It is well with all of us.

    May this week bring God's favour on everyone of us Amen

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    1. Omotola,how you dey?

      This is a new year appearance 😎

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  29. Saturday in house gist result

    Good morning blog members. Na pidgin I wan speak today and na 'epistu' I wan write. Una know say e don tey wey I write 'epistu'. Make una manage am.

    The topic na 'catching a grenade that explodes in your face'. He mean say make person catch bomb wey them throway for another person, make the bomb come blow for the catcher face. Make una go interprete the proverb.

    OK, so the comment section been sweet well well. Big big grammar come full ground berekete. As I dey read some grammar sef, na so eye dey turn me, better headache come dey hammer my head.
    One bv Favourlistic been dey talk about girl, she come dey call am nephew, I come put eye drops for my eyes because I been get Apollo last year, I come read am again. I discover say no be my eyes, na wetin she write.

    IkwakwakwakwakwaKwakwakwakwakwa

    Some kain anony'mouses too come type stories, jam everything together like concoction rice and beans chai!
    One even talk say, him tiff him mama ATM card go withdraw money take do 'Sorty' for him friend.

    IkwakwakwakwakwaKwakwakwakwakwa

    OK, my phone dey give me problem on top this pidgin, the thing no understand 'brokin' English, e just dey change the grammar for me. Make I switch biko.
    Only valid votes were counted i.e comments indicating that they were voting for a story, the comments made with a valid blog id that is not unavailable and lastly posted before 2:pm on Sunday. The gists considered as valid are also the ones made with valid blog ids. Here is the result from highest to the lowest.

    Gist posters Votes

    Lady Port 18
    Pluto 6
    Oluwadarasimi 5
    Treasures 2
    Manuel 2
    BettyO 1
    Chikito 1

    So Lady Port wins, followed by Pluto as runner-up..
    Congrats to the winners. Mail Stella for your gifts.

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    1. Hahahahaha... This lady is crazy. I like your sense of humour.

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    2. Wow! Thanks babe. I'm grateful to all who voted for my gist. God bless you. I will mail Stella immediately.

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    3. Lol droyalty you are very funny. I like your creativity in writing. I can't pull this stunt with pidgin.
      Thank you for being fair in your collation. Thanks to bvs for supporting me

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  30. I don chop yam and indomie but wey d yam Naija govt export since last year????
    Why d heck is a box of indomie 40bucks??? That is a pot of stew moneyπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”!
    I am just bored, lemmi Goan find sleep or troll like lady bug!
    Where is ideato my ideato sister????

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    1. Lady bug is Ideato na. Look no further

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    2. Foolish anonymous,na my matter go kill you last last😎😎😎

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  31. Am here to tank God ooo
    Just this morning the family relative that was kidnapped in Libya has been release and just called from Nigeria this morning.. I am so happy
    Wowwww..they did not kill him ooo
    Jehovah overdo...tank uuuu
    The mother is almost running mad

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  32. FORGET the Past and focus on your future!

    "Brothers and sisters, I do not consider myself to have attained this. Instead I am single-minded: Forgetting the things that are behind and reaching out for the things that are ahead."
    Phil. 3:13

    The very first principles of meteoric and accelerated progress in life is learning to forget what is past Yesterday and 2017 is gone! Embrace 2018 today with its new opportunities!

    Let's pray:
    FATHER, let every instrumentality of the past that satan is using to incapacitate the progress of Your people, be completely dismantled right now in JESUS MIGHTY NAME! Let their heavenly mandates be accomplished successfully in JESUS MIGHTY NAME!!!

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  33. Time to lose all the small fat gained from the festive period. Lord help me not to disappear. Me and my small body.

    Another week another blessing. Enjoy your day people.

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  34. Please dear BVs help me suggest any type of online business I can do while sitting at my office please help me save my life before I go crazy. Imagine for the past 3 years I got this government parastatal job I have never done any work at all, I just come to work by 8am, sign in, stay in my office til 4pm then sign out and go. The worst is once you enter the premisses you can't go close to the gate except with an official gate pass. Please help me out of this frustration called job without suggesting I resign because I so need the money.

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    1. Go and buy goods online and start selling to your colleagues

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    2. Please when next are they recruiting?

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    3. Na real wa o,if you have money,you can start online marketplace.

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    4. Lol...travails of a Federal Worker

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    5. Start selling recharge cards.. It will keep you more buzy.

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    6. Shirley dear such things are not allowed there at all.

      Anon hmmm you can't imagine my excitement when I just started the work being paid for doing nothing until the frustration sets in and I'm not the only frustrated one there

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  35. Good morning lovelies. Lectures begins today. Countdown to the end of my LLB degree. It can only be God. Have a fruitful day and week ahead.

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  36. Watched pearl harbor on mbc 2 on TSTV cable first time yesterday yeah it's an old movie but mehn I cried like a baby, googled about it and saw it was a true life story and that event led to world war 11. I know the movie isn't close to what actually happened but mehn it was disastrous more than 2400 people died and over 1000 injured
    Why are there wars, suffering, pain, sorrow it's really heart wrenching when I see people suffer or in pain or in tears I will just start crying honestly this world should come to an end.

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  37. Poor people are more generous the rich. Surveys have shown that lower income people give proportionally more of their income to charity.

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  38. Good morning my people, good to be back again.....
    Wish us great and successful year.

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  39. Congratulations,Lady Port! That your story was da bomb. Me,na just to write epistles of St Paul wey I sabi,lol!

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  40. BLOGLORD AND BIPOLAR ME pls wht gist is d fuckin bastard. help us throw more light on story

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  41. Morning all.So harmattan haff gone back to its village😩😩😩

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  42. I am so pissed, airtel just stiffed me of 530# for no reason, didn't even borrow extra credit o. Load 1500# to subscribe only for it to be telling me "no sufficient balance" on checking I saw 1k as my main a/c balance, not long they deducted 30# for one stupid package I never subscribed for,on a Monday morning sheesh!!!....boiling in anger ryt now...

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