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Sunday, February 25, 2018

Sunday Laughs

Time to join in our Sunday Laughs...Its not much but rib cracking....







I just saw one guy following a snake, and he was hailing the snake.... chairman! chairman!! anything for your guy






Hahahahahahahahahahhaha



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*White man:* What do Africans mean by your village people are doing you?


*Kojo:*(points at roommate) You see that my friend? He has an exam at 8:00am, He woke up by 7:40am and started cooking beans.



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am damn angry right now please what is this world turning into?


I Gave my neighbor's child N500
To Buy Me mtn Card Of N400 and Take d Remaining N100 as dash....
Could you believe that this Pikin Came Back eating biscuit and gave me N400 Change. Telling Me"There Is No Card...
I don't even know how I feel right now! Is this child among those we call the leaders of tomorrow......... What should I do pls?



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*YESTERDAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!!*
I went to a RESTAURANT and couldnt get a table. After seeing every table being occupied by couples, I took out my phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,
"My friend, your husband is here with another woman just come and see"
Nine men DISAPPEARED!!!! And I got a table🀣




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Don’t make a woman cry!
There is nothing as expensive as a woman’s tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with L’oreal Eye Liner: N7,500 and Revlon Mascara: N8,500; then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with Estee Lauder Foundation: N11,000; Zaron Blush: N15,000 and Mac Powder: N19,000.
Then, finally, when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with Maybelline Lipstick: N12,000 and Avonlip Gloss: N5,000.
A single drop of a woman’s tear is running for about N78,000, so please, don't make her cry.
But you can make a man cry, it is only Vaseline: N150 only.


I no fit shout ooooo.



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United States Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"


One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this "secret" base. The aircraft was immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated.


The pilot's story was that - he took off from Vegas, got lost and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel.


The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.


By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy!
They refueled his airplane, threatened him that if he lands again he would spend the rest of his life in prison, and let him go!
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel, the same Cessna landed there again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane... only this time there were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said:
"Do anything you want - to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her..... where the hell I was last night!"


WIVES....🏼


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Funny right?I hope that I didnt 'West' ya time!!!!







17 comments:

  1. Past tense of children bawo? Some people over sabi is on another level




    *Larry was here*

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    1. There's nothing my eyes won't see πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ children don get past tense?!

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    2. There's nothing my eyes won't see πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ children don get past tense?!

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    3. Yes na... Shildrened!
      Hahahahaha

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    4. That That y'all be revealing una illiteracy. Ofcourse past tense of children is child's. Mtsheew.

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  2. Hahahaha the pilot joke is so funny. He fears his wife more than he fears going to prison. Some wives are tougher than Hitler.

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  3. Hahahahahhahahaaha, past tense of children kai. I jst dey mess with laff. This is beyond me

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  4. Hahhahahah. Past tense of children? Ha my chest hahahahahahahahah

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  5. this one strong o past tense of children!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. The restaurant joke is just too funny!! Cray guy

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  7. Too many illiterates abound. Do you know the meaning of a joke got me?? It means you were FOOLED!!!lmao

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