Diary Of A Lagos Runs Geh - The Lies Involved.

This is the diary of an ex Lagos Runs geh who took a walk down memory lane and came up with this gist which i think is still happening every day....

To think that I was just sitting in my room that Thursday night. I was so broke that I didn't know where to find money. Being a student in naija can be tough, cos you usually have to depend on your parents or guardians for almost everything. Even the things they cant afford when you need them.

Liz used to stay in the room opposite me. Fine hot babe, but we weren't close. Interestingly, that night she knocked on my door and asked me what I was up to this weekend. Before I could even answer, she told me she had a big party coming up, some politicians from an oil state were coming to town and there would be 'thanks for coming' (TFC) of at least 50k each. In my very broke state that was a good deal right? So I agreed. She said further 'business' With them would give each person at least 150k. I wasn't really hoping to go further in the midst of her hot friends, so my 50k was on my mind.


The next day, she reminded me by noon that I should get my outfit ready for tonight. True to her words by 8pm, she had 3 cars waiting outside with her room filled with friends. She told me when they were ready and we filed in, headed to the hotel. We got there to see a line of guys, who were expecting these university babes. They offered us drinks and we poured out for ourselves. Just as we settled in, another group of girls showed up. Liz was upset! Those girls weren't in 'our' class, so why would oga contact her to bring babes and contact them too? Couldn't he tell from our appearances that we weren't in the same class? Oga apologized and said his friends said they prefer local girls who won't give them stress. But since he likes classy girls he had to have his share of fun and make them see the coke side of life.


Well, classy babes and local babes won't sit in the same space so the party was split. 80% of the guys remained with the 'locals', while only 20% remained with us. By midnight, Liz came to us and said we were to stay over that the guys weren't having TFC moves. That they would give 150k each and 200k for threesome. That one of the guys pointed to me and another babe for the night so we should get ready for 200k. At this point the devil creeped in and I thought of all I could do with that money.


Peppered snail was brought in and we munched away, dancing, laughing and getting tipsy. All of a sudden my tummy started turning and I found myself in the bathroom throwing up and shivering afterwards. That became the end of the night for me one of the drivers was waiting so he took me back home. The girls felt so bad for me, I had missed out on a 'good' night, especially as the guy who liked me was a very top oga. On my way home, I was upset. I didn't even get my 50k!! After wearing my new dress.

The woke up the next morning and decided to do my Saturday clean-up. As I dusted my floor mat, the girls filed in with angry faces. I looked up in anticipation of all the juicy gist but none was forthcoming. They said they were tired and wanted to sleep. Hmm! Okay. By midday, Liz came to my room. Apparently, they all left with 25k each after a night of rigorous romps in twos and threes. 250k was given to 9 of them to share this morning, by oga's PA as oga and friends had rushed to the airport saying the PA would sort them out. All efforts to reach oga proved abortive. She gave me 10k and said: 'you are very lucky you left. This na devil waka'.

But i keep thinking: was it oga who lied or the PA who got shady with money? I also had to accept that runs wasn't for me and my mother's prayers were too strong. My 10k was used to stock my small fridge for the weekend. And whenever I saw Liz shinning into the night, I wondered if she would smile or frown the next day. Not all that glitters is gold....

*Na wah...Calling on all runs gehs to repent ASAP..lol