Thursday In House News

I am loving the weather.............And loving #CookiesAndCream

Have a nice day and catch my Kiss if you can.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY SIS MORIAH OF LIFE!

Happy birthday to the world best sis, shes simply amazing and all shades of goodness, a first class graduate, proud farmer, amazing hair stylist, upcoming fashion designer, what else o.....oh yh, the only troublemaker that makes me look like a gentle lady.

In this new year, i pray heaven blesses you far above what you can ever imagine or think.
Cheers to us being sisters forever....i will always love you.

Happy Birthday Moriah babe...God bless your new age.your siblings love you so much.
Did you study Agriculture in School?



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GRILL TUTORIALS UPDATE


Kevin that Edo Boy......check your account before today is over for the money to cover the five people chosen .....I almost cancelled this becos i am not conversant with the people who claimed being bvs and i am weary of letting new bvs get anything when some people have been there for long...And please note...THIS IS NOT SKD BLOG,IT IS SDK BLOG...

If there is any giveaway and you cannot produce comments made with a blog ID then forget it please.....these are my conditions to avoid being scammed or played and i will stick to it....
Make una send us photos of the barbeque ooooooooo

Just me
SDK

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MRS DEE'S CORNER
WIFELY DUTIES



Why do men love sex so much, why do they sulk when they are denied for valid reasons, Is it just my husband that acts this way or are there other women in the same position as I am?

Let me give you an overview of what my day looks like. I wake up every day by 5:00am to prepare food for hubby and the children. I package hubby's own because he leaves early for work and so he eats in the office.  I wake up the first two to bathe them and as soon as I have done that I dish out their breakfast.  While they are eating,  I package their lunch into their lunch pack. 


The next task is to bathe the younger ones and while at it I'm always shouting at the older ones to eat their food  because if I don't do so I usually meet the food untouched. When I am done with bathing the younger ones,I dress up the older ones in their school uniforms, strap the weightier of the younger twins to the back,carry the other on my left hand and with the older ones holding each other, I hold them by my right hand and we are off to school.  Once I am back,I start tidying the house; washing up,sweeping,mopping etc. I also feed the younger ones and before you say "jack" it's time for school runs again.  When we are back home.


  I start home work and preparing the evening meal. By the time everyone has taken their bath,eaten and settled,it's almost 10:pm. Oga will now seize the opportunity to start giving me signals. He will cajole and caress just to win me over. Most times I yield and when I finally go to bed it's already 12:00am. At other times I vehemently refuse because I really need the rest.  


The next day if hubby is off duty and I beg him to help me get some things from the market he will refuse and insist I get them myself. He stops helping out in the house until I beg him and promise to make it up to him 'in the other room".  Are all men wired this way? Husbands in the house do you refuse to do certain things for your wife when you are denied s#x?



Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaha all men are not wired this way darling.



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PINKY'S SIDE TALK
MARRIAGE PALAVA.



This is going to be a long read, but it won't be boring. Those are my words, and I give them to you. You're going to find a few senses in this piece, but I can't assure it will be nonsense free. That is what makes me human, and there is no regret.Some hours ago, a friend called me to accuse me of evading him. In the Court of human relationship, I was guilty as charged- He was my closest friend throughout my secondary school years. Don't be mistaken, he is no age mate of mine. On record, he is at least 5 years older, and he exuded the wisdom of that number in its true sense.


At the end of our secondary school years, the reality of life took each of us to different fronts. He, Abuja. Hustle invited me elsewhere. But it didn't take too long that duty called on me. On his arrival to lagos, I informed him of the development, and like I was, he was delighted. 'How we go meet?' That was the question he asked. I replied some minutes later, and we agreed to meet.
From where I was positioned, I saw him in his signature sunglasses walking down a flyover to the other side of the road. I saw the hustle reflecting with the panoply of sun on his greasy forehead as he scouts for me among other pedestrians. 


His intense search for me yielded no result, he could not find me because something has changed. When he picked his phone to dial my number, I approached him and tapped him on the shoulder. 'Pinky my boy, Pinky my man!' He sang in succession like a canary. 'Where we go sit?' He asked with an obvious itch to unleash the usual chronicle of the strife. I informed him we would not be sitting, but we would move to another location. 'How hustle? Pinky my boy, how hustle...' Before I could respond, he was cut short by the observation he made. He shouted and hit me severally. I took the beating in good faith.


On our way to the place we were headed for, he faced my side and retorted "Na marriage remain now. Na marriage o." I didn't give a response. He was not the first person to think with certain developments, achievements or age, marriage should be the next. But I write this piece to consolidate all and submit as follows:


Marriage is a venture- one which requires preparation, maturity, discipline, confidence and vastness in the understanding of certain life principles.
With every iota of conviction and certainty, I dare say that most of us, children of the late 1980s and early 1990s were not privileged to be nurtured with the kind of patience, maturity, understanding and discipline that make marriage a noble venture. 


My finding is not to indict our parents- they did their best. However, we were birthed into the hands of the very kind of civilisation that is eager to learn by the reaction that comes with our actions rather than the religious planning before action which were the hallmark of most of our fathers and mothers' decision making. For most of us, we grew more on the street than at home, so we appear strong on the surface, but not deep within.



As a person, I have never subscribed to the philosophy of witch-hunting or embarrassing anyone to marry because of age or achievement. They are dangerous measures of readiness of marriage, and the results of such stand in our faces like the rock of Gibraltar. But we are unrelenting, we want to see people set for a sail in the cold sea while their boats are not yet equipped with measures against cold. What do we do? We stand at the seaside and look on without the willingness or ability to help. I have seen a couple of contents that stated that a lady should be married between 23 and 27 latest, and for a guy, between 25 and 30. Well, I am not within the range ,There are still a few years to 35, but how did you reach that verdict?



Asides the question of age which is the most ridiculous is the issue of achievement. You see someone with a car, or maybe having a job you presume pays well or maybe living a life you consider awesome and next thing is marriage? Come on. People are driven by different passions and dreams. If you leave your bedroom, step into the world, meet certain people in life, and you have a functional brain, you do not think being called Daddy Bola is what you want to be known as your achievement.


 If you had thought someone didn't marry because he/she didn't have a job or car or house, and he or she does now, you need to talk to yourself, you may be too shortsighted to see life in its true colour. The man you thought didn't marry because he was broke will hit millions of naira tomorrow and will still not marry. If you build your marriage on nothing, you won't be able to forgive yourself. 

The same people who pushed you and took away at your wedding will make a fool of you.

Be smart
A dice thrown


Thank you for this Pinky....Please do some writeups and send in for us before your new job gets really busy......thanks my darling...Kisses to you.

*side eyes@yoriyori 



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WEDNESDAY CHRONICLE POSTER

Please I want to clarify something Stella
Stella, I saw where some people were saying I'm lazy, my wife pays the
house rent, I sit with a barber all day, etc

I'm not lazy. I'm the one who used to pay the house rent before this
last one that is late. I do all kinds of jobs including driving and
riding motorcycle. You remember that driver that was slapped by his
boss whose story you shared on in house news two or three years back?


I'm the one. I use to send you advert for property available for sale
too. The only time I'm around the home is in the night. when I come
back in the night, I eat, take my bath and then go sit with the barber
till that 12:am that I mentioned  before I go and lie down inside and
lie I don't sit there from morning till 12:am.

Thanks once again. I'm grateful to you. I saw some good advice too. I
will sieve and apply.
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My dear God will change your story dont worry....I know how you have tried to Market off things but no head way...send those houses you want to sell off again and lets see if there will be buyers.... 



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I need a self contain or if you have a room to sublet as flatmates but the room should be ensuite.  A good place around marina, good water and light is paramount. I can be reached on this number -08137611857.



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