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SNORING HUSBAND


Good day Stella,please I want your Bv's to discuss my situation. 



My husband snores so hard that I stay awake all night. Is there cure for snoring? How do you cope with the lion in your room snoring heavily.


 I once spent the night in children's room just to see if I can wake up fresh in the morning,he stopped eating in the house from that morning. What do I do? How do I cope every night with heavy sound? Please advise a sister.



*LMAO.....he should experiment different head positions and find the one that makes him snore less...there are also a lot of factors that lead to heavy snoring like he has......Maybe you can google this eh?
Some women also snore so nobody should come here and make it look like snoring is only a men thing....some women can snore for African...I hear that i snore sometimes...lol

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    1. You have to manage it o. Seen a woman snore like a generator and you know what? her husband did not mind. He will nudge her from time to time if it got louder. There really is not cure there are several positions to control its “volume” but not stop.
      But hayyyyyy! snoring is nothing compared to other numerous problem people deal with. Ndo!

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    2. I tire o
      My brother and his wife are champions. Very funny

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    3. If funds are available you people should go to a hospital to have a SLEEP STUDY conducted on him. Then get a CPAP machine with mask. It is uncomfortable but is very effective. It will help you and him to have more restful sleep and also help with SLEEP APNEA which he most likely has

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    4. Anon 17:50 tthats true for those in the western world ... I missed my slee study cos I switched addresses ...

      My wife nudges me time to time or helps me place my head on the pillow properly to abate the snoring .... she don go kids room multiply times (especially when I drink it gets worse)

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  2. Eeya, being extremely tired makes one snore, maybe he always is, let him try and see a doctor. Meanwhile, try and sleep before him, also when you notice he starts snoring, hit him gently to change position. Kpele

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    1. I can't imagine how ud feel being awake but it might be that you have put ur mind to it,just pat him gently to change position and take your mind away from it,ud be able to sleep for while till it starts getting loud enough to wake u, pat him again,Pele!!

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  3. Dear poster this your chronicles dey funny! Me and my husband we do snoring competition. He snores and I snore too! When he snores I tap him gently to change his sleeping position and it works for me.When I snore he taps me gentle to change position. When am so tired I just sleep off and his snoring does not bother me.

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    1. You never jam snoring wey dey sound like person dey talk before....

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    2. lol @anonymous15:27

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    3. She should buy ear plugs 🤷🏽‍♀️

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    4. I snore as well but the day I jam talking snore as you call it, I forget say I dey snore. 😁😁😁😂

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  4. Poster, I know how you feel about tHat. Try tapping him anytime he SNORES to change position. I think that will help a little

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  5. If he can listen to you in an amicable discussion, let him lose weight:
    e.g.
    Fasting (fruit fasts, skip breakfasts)
    Gym/simple indoor exercises: especially involving the neck muscles.
    Change sleeping positions: lie without a pillow on a firm bed.

    Apologize to him for moving out of the room and that you want "us" to solve this challenge etc.

    Good wishes.

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    1. Snoring has nothing to do with weight loss or type of bed, position etc. It’s More to do with wind/air way throat mechanism.

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    2. There is a small device. It's a nose clip the traps the bla bla bla doctors call it. It silences the snore. Just clip it on the bridge of the nostril. It's ergonomic and safe. Healthy and saved many people from stress. Try it. Sorry dear. Your chronicle is funny though.

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    3. Yep, nice and helpful reply. Also, have a medical doctor/ENT specialist check out your husband's condition. Some patients have been known to die in their sleep from excessive snoring complications. NMTA

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  6. It’s how he sleeps. Try to make sure he sleeps on his side and not his back. Also, make sure he’s not too tired before bed. No heavy food before bed too.

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  7. Looooool that snoring thing can take away my sleep ee.. poster talk to him about it, there should be a way out. But thats not a biggie doe, u can just touch him once he starts he will just adjust and stop for a while, keep doing it till u are able to sleep off!

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  8. Hubby said I used toto snore a lot and I think I agree coz at times I'd catch maself snoring hard, dont ask me how pls...lol.

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    1. see as pussy full your mind

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    2. Toto snore? Like that pata pata sound? Ha!

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    3. U snot with your Toto?😨

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    4. Lol @toto.... I meant *to snore kwakwakwakwaaaaq

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    5. You used Toto to snore🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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  9. Hello poster, go to dealdey and type "snore" in the search engine. They will display an anti snoring device, order for it and give to your husband that should end your night vigil. Also explain to him that him snoring means he is not getting enough oxygen into his lungs, the snoring sound is a struggle for air to get in. The device will help him breath better and not risk running out of oxygen and suffocating while asleep.

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  10. For him to stop eating just cos u slept in the kids room says a lot about him. I wonder why some of women are so scared of your husband's. Very weird. Talk to him about your concern,and help him find solutions to how it can be controlled.

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    1. Madam if he keeps malice. You too keep your distance. Google sleep apnea. He may need a CPAP machine. Thank me later

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    2. I honestly don't know what kind of children you women marry these days. Honestly, it's disgusting. You found a solution for your self so that for once you won't wake up with a blinding headache and feeling frazzled and his response was to 'stop eating the house???' Buahahahahahahahah and I'm sure as the owner of the 'tata' in question, dutiful and subservient Nigerian wife that you are, you quickly knelt down and started crawling to beg him? Buahahahahahahahaahaha
      Such men disgust me maybe that's why I've never met that type. I will so mock him for his childish behaviour he will weep with pain. He will be crying and drinking his snot as a tata that he is. Bumbumclat!! Tueh.

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    3. Like seriously that hit me too
      Stopped eating cause you slept in your kids room?

      Hungry never catch am.

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    4. Oga don dey find way to eat out before. He used this as an excuse

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    5. You guys are so funny lol but that man is very childish sha hahahahaha

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  11. Me snore also a lot,what I do is if am sleeping at a friend's place I will quickly tell you I snore oh,if am spending night with a guy I will tell you that I snore oh,my snoring s not that terrible but I snore. Madam you cannot leave your husband cos he snore,snoring is not something out do knowingly. I wish there was cure for it cos me too will want to cure myself,put yourself in his shoe,will you be happy if your husband rejects you cos you snore. Abeg you don't it have problem with your man,just over the snoring, get us yo it and start enjoying our man.you cannot cure snoring, did you not spend a night with him before you married him?

    Have you ever complained about his money, hot sex,enjoyment it is snoring you want to complain of. Abeg sit your ass down and enjoy your marriage, ur husband s not the one that created himself like that.

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    1. Abegi, lose weight or look for the solution to your problem and stop disturbing the peacefull sleep of others......

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    2. U self put yourself in her shoes. Going days without sleep is not healthy for her. So the man wants to sleep and snore away while she stays up beside him and keep watch. People can be insensitive. Those days when my baby used to cry at night. Hubby used to leave and go to another room just to be able to sleep. During the day he holds the baby while I catch some sleep. Life is not that hard. Why make it uncomfortable for someone you claim to love so much.

      For poster. Encourage him to lose some weight. Try out different sleeping positions. And lastly go for check up. Some underlying heart dx can present with snoring. Something like sleep apnoea

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    3. 15:31- Don't mind them.
      They will be there looking like yokozuna wrestlers with their 50kg stomachs, yarning absolute dust.
      Find solution mba nu, snoring like someone who swallowed church trumpet.
      People cannot sleep peacefully because of you.
      Every night, grinding machine will start faithfully till day break.
      People wake up tired,numb with low energy because of you.
      But you will be bouncing out of bed like a kite unconcerned.
      People spend all their night doing Adult Nanny, tapping you so you will turn here, turn there, bend neck, straight leg, open nose well well all so your GODDAM WRETCHED SNORING CAN FUCKING STOP.
      Instead of you to find solution for this tragedy you create everywhere and every time you sleep, no...like that walrus is there picking nose, saying 'it didn't create itself' blah blah blah.
      So God created YOUR SNORING???
      Abeg, nobody should get me upset today.
      Awon illiterati.

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    4. 16.38 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    5. Annonymous 16:38 hahahahaha����������������. Omg I had tears coming out from my eyes from laughing so hard. You’re too funny man! Let’s be friends!

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    6. Friends abi?
      Friends.
      Oya take. *offers last packet of Purebliss wafers I was saving.

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    7. Anon 8:49,I love purebliss,lol.I will become your best friend if you will be giving me purebliss,steadily

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  12. Me and my boyfriend Na snoring competition. So we fit like glove. We give each other different sounds and don’t wake each other up. One day I was too loud he tapped me awake. Hahahaha. This is a man that if he sleeps before me, the snoring I hear Na wa. But I can sleep deep ehn and sleep through a storm. Things like this is why you must marry who fits you. I pity this woman, you have a lifetime to tiredness and fatigue ahead of you. Worst is that your husband likes to sleep in the same room with you. Hahahahaha

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  13. There are equipments to help with snoring. One of them is like an oxygen mask and you wear it begbef sleeping. The oxygen pumps air into his nose to avoid blockages that cause snoring. It's a but expensive but it can save your marriage and give you some sleep

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    1. The discomfort to sleep with that no go easy o. My daughter used to snore and she was only 2-3yrs old then. I took her to the clinic for checkup and they found out that she had infection that wasn't treated properly so her tonsils where a bit swollen and obstructing her breathe.
      She was given some antibiotics for a while, the doc was even saying if it doesn't clear then we could go on to surgery but I said no let's wait, watch and see, after a while on the antibiotics it cleared and since then she hasn't again.

      Sometimes diabetes can also cause what is called sleep apnea and you think is normal. Is best to lose weight if fat and go for checkup to be sure everything is ok. If it is then develop some natural self discipline to handle it.

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    2. Solution 1. Thank you Africa Chic.
      Please that woman snoring like a gorrilla @ 15:10, take paper and pen and note this and any other suggestions down.
      God will not come down and give you common sense.
      No need wasting his time.

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  14. Some women will just be looking for trouble where there is non,a man snores again is a problem to there marriage. Once you are tired you will snore,madam am sure you snore a bit when you are exsuested.

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    1. Marriages with different issue. when you are a light sleeper, you won't be able to sleep, even if you change room na that noise go dey pursue you up and down. And they will be enjoying there sleep. Snoring like a pig.
      I think stress and tiredness causes it most time but I think there is a medical condition attach to snoring. Just try and be tapping him when sleeping, he will adjust but I really don't know how terrible he snores or you seek medical help

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    2. Blackberry shut up. Judgemental oversabi idiot..it is her problem and an issue for her. You don’t live with her so how dare u fucking downplay her problem? Always doing oversabi...oshisco

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  16. First of all,if he’s fat,hel snore o..secondly I don’t understand the kind of relationship y’all have that you can’t tell him he snores to his face..my wife would’ve told me the next morning that baby you didn’t let me sleep last night abeg with all ur snoring and I won’t take offense,I would rather find out why I snore and try to correct it.so I think y’all ain’t friends to start with and that might be a huge problem in trying to fix his snoring.

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    1. I am skinny and I snoreeee!

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    2. Na all those ones wey marry 'tata'.
      tata that will be bending their neck to touch their bumbum.

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  17. Try sleeping before him.
    Kpele.

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  18. My wife can snore for state but I love her like that, I dont even remember if she snores, when its so loud, that is when I cuddle her more.

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    1. Hahaha...husband material😅

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    2. Snoring can be cured if he See's an ENT (ear nose andd throat)doctor. I snore too DAT sometimes I wake up with a headache. I keep postponing my trip to d ENT cos I fear wat ever is making me snore might need a little surgery to correct it n u know our Nigerian medical system is not wat u joke around with. So I myt wait till I can afford obodo oyibo treatment but on d other hand cos of d headaches I get sometimes I will have to still c an ENT as soon as possible n trust God to do d rest. So poster free DAT man n tell him to c a doc he doesn't enjoy his present condition n u don't know wat complications d snoring myt be causing him DAT he is not sharing with u

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    3. Solution Number 2 eyin adult walruses in the house. Take note.

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  19. madam I understand ow d tin dey vex u.just like my brother d guy fit snore for Africa ehn just like trailer Wey dey horn for express

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  20. Princess Scheherazade14 July 2018 at 15:31

    Go to the hospital, there are specially fitted pillows for people who snore. Also he should loose some weight, especially around the neck region and sleep on his side, not back.
    There's also an oral device worn in the mouth before sleeping that will prevent snoring, all these can be prescribed at a good hospital.
    Snoring is caused by partial obstruction of airways and these are some remedies for that.

    I don't understand why he refused to eat though because you slept in another room, you should record him snoring at night and play it to him during the day let him know how bad it is.

    I can't stand that snoring either, my late ex used to snore and I could never sleep at his place.
    All the best.

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    1. In answer to your 4th paragragh, because he is a 'tata'. Preemie_tata.com

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  21. Please madam, calmly talk to your husband to get an evaluation from a physician to rule out any underlying medical condition like obstructive sleep apnea (OSA). Using a CPAP to sleep will be helpful if that is diagnosed.

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  22. Poster is your husband's name Ehimen?

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    1. Do you actually expect her to come here and say yes?
      Can't you identify him by his type of snore?

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  23. If u are the type that sleep till dawn.. Try to sleep before him.. I understand how u feel walahi..

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  24. What kind of selfish men do some of you marry? Refusing your food because he is inconveniencing you at night? God forbid bad behavior and disrespect. My late husband had a horrible snore. When the kids were younger they used to watch him take naps and run away giggling and screaming when he started snoring. When their cousins came it was their own form of boredom eliminating fun. For me that is a sensitive sleeper it was hell. But we found a way around it. Some nights after sex or if there were plenty of guests I will stay and bear it. Other nights when the coast was clear he slept in the guest room. Those nights when I had to bear he would always apologize for the discomfort. I would tell him that this is why they say for better for worse. Our own way of turning an embarrassing and discomforting situation into a joke.

    Ehen also try consulting a doctor. My late king had sinusitis that was so bad a few nights I would have to wake him up mid snore because he sounded like he was dying. The irony. Lol.

    Anyway since you married an over sensitive grouch why don’t you make his favorite food, sex him good and tell him that this snoring may be a sign of sinusitis and a doctor was necessary. The doctor may then recommend all he needs to do include losing weight. Tell him too that the snoring keeps you awake and you are useless during the day. Your work is suffering, sleeping at work, headaches, boss giving warnings etc. Sound so sad and make it look like you love him so much you want him better. You love him and don’t want to lose him for anything. Shed a tear or two. Come back and give us a feed back.

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  25. Pele darling. Tap him to change his sleeping position when he starts and talk to him also. Snoring shouldn't be a problem though.

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  26. My husband snores but it's manageable, doesn't sound like thunder or like two big dogs growling. I can deal with that. My only worry sometimes is that he doesn't wake the baby up after all my hard work of getting him to sleep. I just tell him to copy himself and sleep well because an angry and sleep deprived nursing mama can break a neck.

    Now poster, let him change position or buy earplugs or heavy duty ear muffs like the type they give you when you enter a chopper or buy this "slingy" thingy that you can wear like a mask. It keeps the mouth shut and no one snores with a mouth shut... Well, unless he's a mutant or alien. If he is then, sorry we can't help you there.
    And oh, don't think about surgery. I once read of a woman who made her husband go in for surgery because of his snoring. He lost his life in the end.

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  27. Try using ear plugs. It may help

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    1. That is how armed robber will enter or kids will be crying in the other room, ear plugs plus oga's 'orchestra' will block everything.

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    2. LMAO
      Anon 16:52 you are wicked.

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  28. Firstly,record him snoring.Maybe he thinks you're lying.

    Go to health plus pharmacy,there's this ring they sell for people that snore.

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  29. Loll,those ones saying 'sleep before him'. It's like you think this is breathing games ba?
    You have not heard SNORING.
    SNORING like small generator.
    You think I'm exaggerating abi?
    No problem.
    Pray you never jam that kind of person as your bed partner.
    Pray.

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  30. I know how annoying it can Be,when my bf added he started snoring and the thing can pain me even the way I wake him to change position sef dey tell am say e dey pain me

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  31. When he snores, tap him to change his position, ,,,,,sleeping while facing up will make him snore much, he should sleep either by facing down or by his side

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    1. So throughout the night, each night, I should just be 'tapping tapping' abi? Me wey lie down,for bed na cloth I come wash abi?
      Even maiguard no dey do dat rubbish. Mtsheeww.

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  32. I discovered is only fat people snores but skinny people don't. If your hubby is big let him loose weight.

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    1. Really, your 'discovery' has led you to an over 7 billion people survey to make this incredibly discovery?
      Then why are you still adding 'if'?

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  33. Men & women snore. My sister when she was single didn't snore but after marriage & having her baby she started snoring. My father & my maternal aunty can snore for Africa. Me I don't snore, never snored, I hope I don't start after I'm married like my sister.
    I heard if you rub Shea butter in your nostrils before sleeping you won't snore. Don't know how true it is.

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    1. I remember going on a girl's trip and sharing a hotel room with four women. One of the girls snored worst than any man I have ever come across, I did not sleep a wink the entire night, and this heffa got the best sleep of all. Woke up all rosy and full of energy while the rest of us were worn the hell out.

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    2. Imagine!!! This thing can veeeeeex me ehn.
      I swear, the kind slap wey I go use wake am up,the snore go rearrange return to where e come from.
      Me wey value my sleep pass food sef.
      And imagine if na husband, e go even open mouth like funnel demand for breakfast join. Mtsheeeew.
      Breakfast bend your throat dia. Mtshewww

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  34. Buy ear plugs. The medical management of snoring could be tedious and not work at all.

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  35. I stayed with my ex for a week, I almost slum n died, because I didn't sleep well for a week. I'm a very light sleeper that pin drop on the floor I'm awake so you can imagine. I left him before I will come n die. His own Was The kind of snoring that even neighbors will be awake, the one that vibrate the walls.
    And make even Dogs to stop barking and start listening with wonders.

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    1. I literally fainted with laugh at your last paragraph. @ listening with wonders.
      I know that kind of snore o hian!
      The worst thing is inside hostel room with multiple people snoring. Like 4 bed room and 3 out of the 4 snoring.
      Na die be that.

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    2. ROTFL. Your ex deserves an award for snoring. Even dogs stop barking and listen with wonders. Lmao.

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  36. If your husband drinks alcohol? or is on the heavy side. He needs to cut down on it. Or maybe change his diet. Also once he start snoring pinch his nostrils just a little it should make him snore less heavily. And keeping late nights will make one snore. These small changes can help a great deal. But alcohol consumption is indeed a reason why most men snore. Try those little tips and he should get better.

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  37. Try researching the pillow that helps with that or look for just rain sounds on YouTube that will be louder than his snoring that way, you can both sleep in peace

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  38. Poster I feel you.
    I have very sensitive ears.
    Light footsteps from outside my door can wake me up. And that is how my eyes will be shining like torch till I find a way to drift off again.
    I cannot imagine going through this.
    I can't.

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  39. My hubby snores so badly that I stay awake all nyt tapping him to change position and at times out of frustration I hit him hard and guy man go vex😅. Even when I sleep before him immediately he joins me on d bed and start the snoring dats d end for me. But when we moved to a bigger house we started sleeping in separate rooms(cant be depriving myself of good sleep after dealing with preggy symptoms/wahala during d day) We will stay in d palour or in my room (hv TV there) and wen we wanna sleep it will be to your tent oh Isreal.
    When the baby comes and we resume gbenshing we will start to share room again.

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  40. This is the reason why I believe in two master bedrooms. They have a number of things, Breathe Right strips are the easiest to get a hold of, I believe that a snoring spray exists, there is also have a head strap thing one can put on the head, surgery can be done to fix the problem permanently, I am not sure of the cost or if your husband would even be interested in going that far. You can speak with a licensed pharmacist to see what they have available in your area. Sleeping on your side seems to help in some ppl, most loud snoring seems to happen when sleeping on the back.

    This is a big issue and has caused serious problems in marriages. A lot of ppl may think it is trivial but until they sleep with a loud snorer they will not know. The thing that is annoying is that most heavy snorers always fall asleep first.

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    1. Not only do they fall asleep first, they fall asleep DEEP. You will be shaking them, calling their name, mba nu. Not until you give them one solid correct blow before they jump awake. 2 seconds later,they've started their 'war song' again. I'm just wondering why you are the one running from pillar to post looking for a solution while the person causing this cacophony is still balancing on his hind feet, churlishly selecting what to eat.
      He is an ADULT.
      Treat him like one.
      Nigerian women need to STOP this terrible habit of excusing terrible behaviour under the guise of 'they are just babies'.
      In doing this, you enable the most horrendous shit that even the lowest animals should never tolerate.

      Poster, encourage your husband to seek a solution to this issue. That's what adults do. They don't go about sulking and turning their nose at food. You can assist him to explore options. It's a serious issue indicative at times of hidden health challenges.

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  41. I snore heavily and it's embarrassing. Prefer to sleep alone because the irony for me is that I know I'm disturbing the person sleeping next to me so I don't sleep well either so we both end up sleeping badly. I've decided on separate rooms when I get married. We both deserve good sleep abeg. I believe separate rooms can save a marriage and not necessarily destroy it

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  42. Am a lady, my snoring stopped when I started exercises. It really helped me

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  43. Man baby husband. Self absorbed human being

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