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Friday, January 04, 2019

Boredom Eliminating Post


Mine is a snack -Peanuts

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    1. @Stella baby
      I hope you know that tea is bitter, like "lipton" and co.
      That one most Nigerians call tea is a mixture of beverages;
      milk (usually cowbell our milk), milo or bounvita and sugar.
      Call it "sweetened chocolate drink". Just not to embarrass yourself
      the day they will ask you "tea or coffee" and you shout "tea!"

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    2. 18:20
      she said "tea".

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    1. "Beqans?" Do they insert that one or eat it?

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    2. They stand on top of it.

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Modella the English language Cambridge graduate πŸŽ“: ckap for yaself as you siddon here to dey correct people's English today. Hope say na first class you graduate with oooo? 😏😏😏😏🀷

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    5. Lol @ stand on top of it.
      No, you'll tie it like towel.

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    6. She's correcting spelling anon, why e dey pain you?

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    1. You may have lactose intolerance; check it

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    2. Lactose intolerance I guess...raise ur hand if u want me to explain the mechanism of it

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    3. @anonymous 18:32, both hands upπŸ™‹, oya explain

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    4. Some people don't digest the lactose in milk properly. If you notice discomfort or gas after drinking milk, you might be lactose intolerant. There's a whole industry that caters to people with the issue. There's no real cure so you avoid and milk based foods like cheese and ice cream or you look out for products labelled no lactose or you buy lactaid pills to take ehen you eat milk or milk based food. I've not seen lactaid pills in Nigeria. If you have seen them, share where to find or I can start my business selling them quick quick

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    5. Anonymous 18:32, yinmu. What is Google for?

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    6. They got lactaid pills at the pharmacy in the mall. For about 6k

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    7. If you are lactose tolerant, simply switch to Soya milk and you are good to go... Cheers

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    8. If you have lactose problems , best to do is mix your food with vegetables or fruits.

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  4. Beans and Pancakes 😁😁

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    1. See above .pancakes might causefartrling because of the milk
      Beans ...change how you cook it. Soak for about one hour or two. Rinse. Book for 10 mins. Wash away that water then boil with good amount of onions. Farting will reduce or go totally. Thank me later. Onions combats the enzyme that causes the farting

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    2. Wrong anon. Onions contain high amounts of sulphur as well as fructans which cause bad gas.

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  5. Peanuts and egg... But, I always try to hold my fart, (even though I know it's not healthy) I don't like to fart in public.

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  6. Dry garri.. I am addicted to it, I don’t drink it, I eat it dry nd I live in London where my friends just laugh when I start snacking on dry garri, I buy garri to snack on not to make eba

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    1. Dry garri, thought am the only one addicted to it but it soo dealt with me this past days,serious constipation.Hmmm still craving but am scared,just soak today with milk and groundnut but like the dry more

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    2. There was a time I couldn't do without dry garri until a lecturer caught me
      eating it frm my cooler, he took me to the front of the class and made me eat it in a class of 150students(it
      was a GST course) 😒😒😒 they started calling me garri girl...that was the end of my addiction to dry garri.

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    3. Haha haha. Whaoo you made me laugh so hard .

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    4. Me Too. So addicted. If you are a lady, check for fibroid. Heard it makes one crave dry crunchy carbohydrates.

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  7. Mine is Cabbage, Beans and boiled eggs.

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    1. That one is a very bad mixture. You fart will smell eh. Like dead rat and Ozu combined.

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    2. Hahahahahaha!!! Ozu and dead rat smell.
      That kind smell will linger in the person's clothes sef.

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  8. Too much Milk...So I usually add very little to my tea,pap or coffee

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  9. Yam Yam Yam...it gets worse if I eat with egg sauce. Biscuit flakes, golden morn, cornflakes.

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    1. Are you sure that you eat that "thick yam" or do some other things with it?
      Ji does not cause fart

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    2. Same here. Mine is new yam. Gives me gas like crazy.

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    3. 18.46 it causes for me a great deal. I am also lactose intolerant but d Doc said I need it in my bod well.

      I also have a feeling that yams cultivated with NPK and co fertilizers causes that fart thing when eaten. I need to research on that seriously.

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    4. Always thought I was the only one who releases prodigious gaseous volumes after eating yam.

      As in, once I chop yam for night, omo, fear the quantity of gas wey I go release for morning. I think it’s a form of IBS or something....

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  10. Funny but true post......beans but its sometimes

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  11. Mine is anything especially if I don't drink warm water.
    I recently found out that with yogurt, it doesn't smell as much.
    Some people just produce fart with whatever they eat.

    I was in a bank queue when a girl standing before me farted. Her fart was so
    loud eh.
    It was the peak of Boko bombs going off in Abuja. Men, some people
    dive, others were yanking at the security door. The girl was just there
    crying. See me consoling her as if she lost her money when she should have
    been the one doing that.

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    1. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… Boko haram mess

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    2. 😊😊😊

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  12. It has been more than 500 days without sex. I have terrible urges but I am so confused. Sometimes I feel like finding a strong responsible,clean fellow for a benefit situation. We dont even need to be friends. Just responsible folks who dont kiss and tell. NO long conversations,just get naked, f&#k and leave. Get maybe connecting rooms in a hotel,f*#k and each retire to their own room. Leave the next day.....hmmmm.If we have conversations,they should only be limited to official stuff like recommending a professional exam to write....lol. my mind is a dark,cool place with a duvet and plenty good food

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    1. Mine is darker, where do we meet. Drop your contact here.

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  13. Moi Moi, + purging sef, still I rise. My Moi Moi is Bea 😎

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  14. Mine is any nut ,any food made from bean and egg.

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  15. Mine is chicken/turkey...
    once I eat any of these two just expect atomic smelly bomb from meπŸ˜† I love it because it's fun, my own is to take your hand as if I want to shake or tell you something and then release better mess on it or stand near you and bomb you frm the
    side πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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    1. Up there you said you eat dry garri as snacks
      Down here, you've converted to chicken/turkey.
      Your type fart from in front not the back.
      Even your fart is a lie

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    2. anon 19:58
      Do you know your problem?😊😊😊 You re daft and can't comprehend.
      I wrote about dry garri as an addiction in the past up there while here is about the food that causes me to fart nonstop.
      Get your sad life outta my comment and don't ever bring your bile close to me...

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    3. @Kidjo
      Eheeeeeeeeee
      You "fart nonstop", even during fkfkfkfkfkfkfk, you fart nonstop.
      I tremble. Are you the girl that farts (and hiss) from the other hole?

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    4. I thought i am the only one in this world with Garri addiction(MOST ESPECIALLY THE DRY CRUNCHY ONES FROM GHANA), infact my husband had to hide garri under the bed just because he got fed up of me snacking on garri. i Live in Canada and i take garri to work as my snack.. if i buy 10kg of garri, i can bet you that i will chew everything without even using any to make ebad

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    5. anon 21:53
      I'm a virgin so I don't know what you are talking aboutπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

      anon03:46...
      you re not the only one with garri addition o,πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… though I've stopped taking the dry ones , I now prefer soaked garri with groundnut, milk, sugar and a lil bit of ice cube in one corner of the bowlπŸ˜‰..try this method, you gonna love it.

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  16. Yaba left escapee4 January 2019 at 18:38

    Baked beans + Olemburger milk = Fart till death.

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  17. All the proteinous foods makes farts anyhow.

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  18. Anything that contains milk.

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  19. Beans and boil eggs,milk and enough milk.... E don set

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  20. milk makes me to fart anyhow n anywhere, no matter how little the quantity consumed is. I guess am lactose intolerant.

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  21. *singing* everything and all things people. Mesef fear my farts. The worse part is that the smell lingers for a while. It sticks like perfume on my clothes.

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    1. see my twin sisterπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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  22. Beans, boiled egg and okro soup

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