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Saturday, April 27, 2019

Iya Ibeji Series -Dead On Arrival.

If you Missed a call during the night,it just might be very important....




I woke up one morning and saw missed calls from a friend and a text saying "babe call as soon as you see this message".


I was a bit worried because the text was sent at 4am. So I called her and she said "babe deeck no stand".
I said "which dee
ck"? "She say which one before? Oga own na. We battle the thing from 10pm till 12 midnight. Oga go sleep, I begin dey think my life. The only thing person is enjoying in this marriage, na so my life go take end"?


So I said "don't just conclude with one failed performance, it could be stress or something".
She said " if it were a one time thing I wouldn't be bothered. It's been going on for sometime, at first he said it was a mind thing. So we tried to put the mind at rest still nothing. We waited for some days, he said play with it I did tire still nothing. I don cry my life tire".
So I teased her " na deeck dey make you cry"?


Anyways my friend refuse to give up o, she went spiritual and herbal on the dick, and it complied. The first time we saw after it started working she was so excited, she hugged me " the devil is a liar, he can't steal my joy".


I went home that day thinking if I would have gone the extra mile she did to get it standing God forbid that happens to me, but then you never know until it happens to you.

I'm sorry for the vuglar words, just wanted to capture her frustration. 


*I don change the words small...Na so your friend like the thing reach?lol

23 comments:

  1. "the devil is a liar, he can't steal my joy." that part got me, the woman like preeq sha.

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  2. My dad is 61 and for 2years plus he Johnny no gree stand. He has done everything possible spiritually, medically,tradomedical and all. Still no show. If u see him eh....U go pity for am. He cries all the time and does not fail to tell anyone he comes across that he is sick. People keep asking if he had stroke because his walking step changed. He walks like some one suffering from all the terrible disease in the world all because of preek. As for my mum, she no just send. She believes God is the one punishing my dad for marrying too many women and concubine. (She's the first)

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    1. Winny....ikwakwakwakwak. I can't help but laugh ooo. Chai. God help your dad.

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    2. He worked overtime and so it was only normal for him to retire early. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Lol@ Kiks, you just typed thoughts.

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    4. Lol@ Kiks, you just typed thoughts.

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    5. Just seeing thisπŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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    6. Kai! Forgive me ooo but I couldn't help but laugh.

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    7. Is he diabetic . these things are easy go to the hospital and see a Urologist

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  3. Play with it, play with it it'll stand but for where? Good she found a cure

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  4. Symbol of Authority in any holy matrimony.

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  5. Babe you never know oh into it happens to you. Deeek is hella important.

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  6. Good topic. I was even going to ask. For like 2 to 3 Consecutive occasions, oga's preen will just fall all by itself in the middle of business such that he struggles to cut leaving me home and dry. Then on the 4th occasion, he went on for almost 3hours leaving me all sore. Could it be that oga dey use viagra? Just curious.

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    1. Yeah . Very possible. Oga should go to the hospital and see a doctor. Diabetes is no 1 cause of erectile dysfunction.

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  7. Same thing happening in my marriage. My husband doesn't last long. He struggles to maintain an erection. Our wedding night, he was telling me 'let's not do it tonight.' What herbs can we use please?

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  8. My boyfriend has never had a steady erection , the thing collapses as soon as it starts work. He's busy talking marriage, my mind no dey the marriage abeg I no fit shout.

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    1. Tomorrow you would send in a Chronicle of how ,you have fasted, you're good looking earning well but still single,thinking spirit husband is chasing you whereas you caused yourself your own issues
      Be thinking sex is the main ingredient to a successful marriage .

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  9. For Hot sex (Men)

    1 big Onion
    Big cut of watermelon
    One or two lemon (liquid content only)
    Few cloves of garlic
    Moderate ginger
    Pure honey.

    Blend everything together and allow for like 30 minutes before sieving.
    Pour the sieved solution into a cup of pure natural honey. Mix and take two spoonfuls a day.

    Say bye to erection issues.

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    1. Be like say this one na 'tutugaga' /go daddyπŸ˜‚

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