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Saturday, April 27, 2019

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46 comments:

  1. Lol
    Jesus take the will
    The last one too

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  2. Ikwakwakwakwakwakwawkwakwakwakwakwa.
    That invigilator's own ehn, it happened to me once during a test. The lecturer tapped me, put her hands on her waist with a surprised look and said "Adamu, are you sure you read the question?" There was no connection between the question and what I wrote, thankfully the test was cancelled.

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  3. πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚the last one happened to me,the day after my wedding, I just dressed up and told my husband and his family that I'm going home that I will be back the next day..everybody just start laughing

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  4. That chemist is wicked. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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  5. I can totally relate with the last one.

    When I newly got married I was with hubby in the kitchen and received a call from a friend. She’s one of those friends that aren’t too close but are fun to hang out with. Quarterly hangout friend.

    After all the hailing and agbero greeting she said we needed to go hang out. I told her that I was occupied with hubby besides I was pregnant.

    Now, my relationship was fast and wedding VERY private. A civil wedding with a tiny reception for close family and friends.

    This girl started shouting “na lie! Ivannah na lie! Which one of them you marry? Tj abi Robert” My husband is neither Tj nor Robert. At that point I wanted to take it off speaker but it would have looked too suspicious.

    I just told her that it was the oyinbo she saw me with at one end of year party I married. This girl shouted “that oyinbo of that day? He old small now. For paper?”. I said for love.

    She started shouting “Ivannah why you let am give you belle. You would have gathered the money and run away. You know how it goes now. Anyway I get one party in Uyo. As long as your pregnancy is not showing you can still come.”

    At that point the shame was something else. Hubby just said hello Ms. Dennis and walked away. No food was eaten that day. Even my friend claims she couldn’t eat that day too. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    It took me three weeks of fasting, prayer and puppy dog eyes to undo the damage my friend caused.

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    1. See your life inside sun! That man saved you from runzing. I hope you're grateful 🀣

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    2. Hahahaha my belle o.. thank God he is oyibo,if na 9ja man marriage don end be that o or he will torment with for the rest of your days

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    3. Gurl! You are one playa!!! Chai.lol

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    4. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† ivannah you have killed me with laugh chai some friends just don't know to shussshhhh. Thank God your grubby is white else straight to ya papa house is what a naija hubby would have done.

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ some friends tho!

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    6. Ikwakwakwakwa
      This could have crashed some marriages you know? I thank God for you.

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    7. This is funny in a not so funny way. πŸ˜€ I know those type of friends. Crazy and totally fun to be around.

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    8. Your friend is crazy I swear😁😁😁😁

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    9. Nawao. Your friend is so loud. But thank God how it ended

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    10. What a waawuuu! Thank God your hubby is a nice guy. But that your friend na craze girl... Lol

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    11. Chai,thank God your hubby is not a Nigerian

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    12. hahahahah. I don't put my phone on speaker when some particular friends call me.

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    13. Hahahahaha reminded me of d day my friend was trying to tell me about someone n quickly added she dey here o. She dey hail u.πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ I just code n hail bk. Lol. Some friendship can b crazy.

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    14. Paki na oyibo?

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    15. Ivannahh!!!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    16. Ivannah this was funny sha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  7. Jesus just resurrected allow him find something to eat first. 😁😁😁😁😁

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    1. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…this one really got me

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  8. hahahahahahahaha who ordered for homo sapien barbecue got me.

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  9. I read everything now came to summarize it with Ivannah's own on the comment section,oh my LordπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€ur friend na badass

    Zinny

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  10. Hahahahahahaha that Jesus just resurrected joke I saw it on Monday and I can't stop laughing anytime I see it .... They are all funny. The last one got me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Stella it will be fun to discuss something like that here. My friend that got married recently said she made the same mistake, I laugh her eh!

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  11. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  12. Lmao. In the beginning, there was nothing😁

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  13. Chia ivannah,na u get Saturday laff.abeg.my ribs o

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  14. But seriously, people rubbing cream for this weather dey try ooo. I only apply cream on my feet and that's all.

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  15. That Nazi guy eh, very funny somebodyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  16. Cock and bull story?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  17. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  18. Funny
    Very funny

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  19. Hehehehehehehe..... The last one sweet me oooo😁😁

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