Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Tonto Dikeh Set To Welcome Her Stingy Uncle Back To Nigeria As US President Donald Trump To Remove Illegal Immigrants

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Saturday, May 18, 2019

Tonto Dikeh Set To Welcome Her Stingy Uncle Back To Nigeria As US President Donald Trump To Remove Illegal Immigrants



U.S President Donald Trump has warned illegal immigrants into the country not to get too comfortable as they would soon be removed.....








Stingy but it might be that he does not have to give...These illegal ones in the Diaspora cant find Jobs at all talk less of sending money back home...

I know an illegal immigrant whose family helped him marry a wife and for ten years he couldn't even come to Nigeria to see her but kept promising her and looking for ways to help her join him but,she got angry and took a walk,Bride price returned and it so happens that he has not stepped feet in Nigeria for the past 20 years...if he leaves,he cant return cos he has no papers....

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  1. Tonto walking time tomb. Just exploding everywhere πŸ˜‚

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    1. Stupid talk, till you people comot eye for another person money, una no go see front. Your uncle get money tree for America?

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    2. she can, weytin dey interview

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  2. Stingy uncles abound. My own that has never called me since 2009 that I started using phone called me sometime last month, immediately he introduced himself I knew something was amidst. His daughter got admission into one of the schools here so he suddenly remembers his brother has a child in Lafia!
    The girl came on monday, he called in the evening to ask if my visitor arrived safely and I said yes. Nobody has called me since then to know how we are faring or even to discuss her accomodation. I'm just looking at them with side eyes, when it's time I will call him and tell him to arrange alternative accomodation for his child!
    None of them remembered me when I was offering, it's now that they want to inconvenience me, NO WAY!

    Stella biko post bcos this thing is paining me down to my bone marrow.

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    1. You know you can actually just call your cousin and tell her that she need to share the bill payment with you. You don't have to pretend.

      If and when your uncle call you again, speak your mind. Tell him the amount he need to be paying, that is after discussing it first with your cousin.

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    2. Girl you are in for a long thing, the moment you said yes, it's over. Kicking someone out is actually hard and stressful. If you didn't want it, you could have said no from jump, you are a grown ass woman for crying out loud. Anyway,goodluck with your plan B

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    3. Miss A, I cant stay with this girl, even if they manage to give me part of the rent, i will end up spending it on our feeding. She came on monday, by tuesday evening my shower head got broken, she said her hand hit it. Something I've been using for the past two years ooo. I had to spend money to fix it. Yesterday morning I noticed plenty sugar ants in the kitchen, traced the source and I discovered she left the beverages open after using and the ants got in esp the sugar and milo. I had to get her cosmetics cos she was usung mine and I dibt like sharing. If this girl stays with me for the next one month everything in my house will go bad.

      The worst part, she wakes up to start her fasting(she is muslim) by 4:30 and there's no way I can sleep when she's awake. My mum is telling me to just manage bcos family is everything, for how long? I'm travelling next weekend, when I come back, I'll call her father! He and my father should do their brotherhood and leave me out of it!

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    4. Lool. Can imagine!! Yes o, call and tell him outrightly to get a place for her biko.

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    5. Yup yup, call him up. He needs to get an alternative accommodation for her. Send her some money for it. She should be getting ready to be a responsible adult 😁.

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    6. Miss Aboki arrange alternative accommodation for that girl. She already moved in with entitlement mentality. Imagine using your cosmetics!!! Are her parents alright?? Na mouth them wan use send pikin to school? Better arrange yourself well and let her get her own place. Tommorow now when you send her on errand they will say you turned her to houselp.

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  3. She copied it.
    I've seen it else where...like months back....!

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  4. Tonto is wahalaish, she should rest abeg

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  5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  6. If the uncle is "stingy", his brother/sister who is your .... will be stingier
    The child, that is you, will be stingiest?
    It is called deductive reasoning.
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  7. yes some people are stingy but u dont know what some people are going through..They have family to take care of,why are u even feeling entitled to other people's money..its like someone asking my mama for money nd callin her stingy,when the woman has 5kids and 3 are about to enter university once,she still has to pay rent and other things,and my mum isnt even the stingy type and she says it that when she is done with all these bills then she would have time to enjoy herself and see other people ..This thing aint easy i tell u

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  8. A lot af Nigerians are bitter. If you travel to the USA often you will understand the boarder crisis with Mexicans and why trump wants them out ASAP. Mexicans now outnumber whites and blacks in America.

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    1. Is America a country for the whites? No is the answer.

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    2. Anon 16:39 it’s definitely not for the Mexicans. Mexico is for the Mexicans. Especially those who got in illegally. You won’t understand. Corrupting the kids in public schools. Smh.

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  9. my uncle is lucky he is a citizen already.some1 i asked to give me his used iphone 6..the man said if i should use such phone in nigeria dy will shoot meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Shoot you Kwa!
      On top iPhone 6 lol πŸ€£πŸ˜„ πŸ˜ƒ

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣

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    3. Hehehehehehehehe, Dede! Dede!! Dede!!! If you do not make it in this life, I will look for you and show you pepper, can you imagine, ordinary iPhone 6? Lemme Coman be going

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  10. Stella please I laugh seriously any time I see this cartoon man that is saying laugh wan kill me, the spittle splashing πŸ’¦ out of his mouth gets me loooooool πŸ˜‚

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