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Tuesday, June 04, 2019

Tuesday Laughs.....

Hehehehehheheheeh...I have actually almost cried when Jollof rice 'walked' pass me at a party i attended in Berlin once...








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  1. All what I'm seeing is that person WhatsApp status, those dots ehhh

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    1. Thats an abuse of the app.
      Some ppl over do things..
      I mute such ppl, is it me that'd be following your stupidity time after time?

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    2. Very annoying something @Whatsapp status.
      About the post very painful thing I tell you. Imagine flying from Abuja to Asaba for my friend’s wedding and the food servers were looking at people’s faces. I was forming I am more than the food but e pain me no be small.

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    3. I jump and pass such people that empty their gallery on their status .

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  2. Lol, that thing "can pain"
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. I have told closed friends to stop sitting close to me at functions because no matter where I sit, food doesn't get to me.

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    2. There is a juju people do and no matter what they never get served!Check yourself.

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  3. On friday i attended a function,d lady serving food already reserved some for her self and family.only for her to be told that they had guests who hadn't been served and the food had finished.they had to take hers to give the guests.guess wht d woman almost died of anger.she just walked away from d venue.i felt so bad for her.

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  4. The girls I sabi no dey wait for food to reach them o.
    Them go sneak out reach the food
    (una know who sabi sneak out)
    Them go enter the sharing room. And when them go commot, na so them
    bags go dey like food/drink warehouse; jollof,
    fried meat,brandy (wey dey reach only people wey dey "high table o")...souvenirs, etc.
    Ndi enyi m, how una dey take do that
    thing?
    Ajuju ka m juru?
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  5. I always make sure I sit in the right place to avoid stories that touch. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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  6. I swear shit is painful af. You'll be pretending not to see the servers swing by with the chops, buuuut you see everything. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Yes o cyclone, your head dey there. That's me πŸ™‹πŸ½‍♀️🀷🏾‍♀️πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    2. I pretend not o. I call out to them" why are you jumping table?" They feel embarrassed sef.

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    3. I don't pretend..Not possible,I must to signal them ooo no time to go home with empty stomach..

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  7. Lol! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    That thing happened to me alot back then, because l forever disliked reaching out for a plate. University, High school days, my good friends used to help me out, but still wasted lots of Jollof plates......

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    1. I don't like eating at ceremonies. I make sure I fill my stomach before stepping out. Even if the serve me other people at the table will eat it because I will not eat. But will take drinks.

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  8. City chocolate4 June 2019 at 19:20

    As in eh, it can be painful. I usually eat at home before going to any party to avoid stories that touches the heart. I cannot come and speak grammar because of food oooo πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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  9. This thing use to happen to me wella
    ,it got to a point i was thinking its spiritual sef...lol

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    1. Haha! Spiritual ke ?
      Okay there is solution......

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    2. Your own is strong o,
      Its straight from Ijebu ode.

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  10. Food is better o. Party pack is the ‘worstest’ πŸ˜‚

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  11. Yeah, party food dey sweet, but I learnt my lesson long time ago.
    In the late nineties, my dear rich uncle had died and there was a state burial for him. You know the type, were every one from far and near will be around and the whole compound filled with new faces.

    I have always love goat meat especially fried one, that Saturday afternoon, they were sharing jollof rice with meat but, I didn't accept my plate of rice because it was not served with goat meat and one of the Ìyàwó went to report me to my dad and my dad immediately called me and scolded me that afternoon that I started crying 😒.

    I will never forget that day.... I learnt never to put my mind in party food and any food at all that I didn't cook in my own house.
    I learnt a very big lesson that day, all thanks to my dad.

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  12. That thing can be so painful..man go just pretend that all is well πŸ˜œπŸ˜›

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  13. if you can survive that point in your life then you can survive tonto dike

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  14. That thing happened to me alot then, na so I fire prayer untop am ooo, but now food and the rest always reaching me no matter where I sit.

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    1. fire prayer untop foodπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚hope you back am up with fastings amd deliverance. God dn hear am

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  15. I have never been pained cos of party food cos I do eat so well before leaving....the last party I went to I ate very well at home that my friend was even asking if I will be able to eat at the party.... We got to the party and no food was giving to us,my friend that wants to come eat his night food was almost crying I was just there laughing crazily at him.

    I dont get freak about party food no matter how expensive the party is.

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  16. Me i have a way of rubbing minds with the waiters, I even get extra plates😁😁

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  17. It pains me a lot when i don't get small chops or souvenirs ..though i don't need it ..i just don't know why

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  18. Especially the pretence that comes with forming the I-don't- care kinda thing,but deep down you're cursing or either praying a server sights and come your way . I will never constitute nuisance because of that though. It's usually crazy watching women especially, trying to catch up with servers while screaming È ti fun wa lounje nibi!!(we've not been served here).Meanwhile, they've got spare bags underneath the table where they are stacking away different food. Once, their bags gets filled,you'll see them dancing seriously,before you know it,they are gone. While other guest gets nothing to eat.

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    1. Hihihihihihihiiiiiiii

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    2. Lol πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ E tΓ­ fΓΊn wΓ  lọ unje nΓ­bi.

      I always respect those waiters mehn... Some of them nor go fit talk wetin their eyes don see for sharing party food.

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    3. Ms A... I'm telling you, some will almost drag them down with the trays. Nigerians we hail us!

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  19. Me i will start pressing my phone when they start passing us. Inside my mind ennn...choiii.... The thing is not like one can't afford it but that feeling ennnn...

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  20. Meen it was like a curse those days, party food no dey reach me no matter what! be it wedding, burial, naming ceremony etc. If I sit in front the food service will start from the back, if I sit at the back food will start at the front. Its is either it didn't get to my row, I was omitted, or they assume I don't want, or I pass my food to a guy not counted on my row, something must always go wrong. If you attend the function with me, then you need your A game or food no go reach you.

    I think my problem was that of shyness, cos I will never ask and if you do not give me I wont stretch my hand. So I make sure I eat very well before going and do not expect to eat at any function. Thank God is all in the past now. I had to deliberately break the jinx one party at a time unless the food no make sense. lol

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  21. no time to form o, i dy hustle fr the food

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  22. Chai! This thing can pain especially when you didn't eat at home with hope there will be enough to go round πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜†

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  23. Hmmmm.last Saturday was the height of it.attended my nebos wedding n they kept passing our table.my landlady was there oh.we all dressed in the colour of the day so it's not a question of not well dressed.to the extent the guys parents pples table was just opposite us n they had cow head well garnished.we just dey perceive am e no reach us.my baby come play put hand inside my eye.I just shed the whole tears same time.even as the wedding start late.few minutes to 5 we left the venue .see rain n hold up.I tot I was the only one pained.but my landlady lament till we reach house

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    1. Looooooool am sorry this happened to i know how it feels.
      🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚lmao @ shed the whole tears ,
      I'm just happy that I dont like eating at functions so even when I'm passed ,
      I just shove it
      But that thing can pain .

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    3. Hahaha your comment cracked me up at my baby comevplay put inside my eye I just shed the whole tears same time..You funny

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    4. Hahaha sotry I had go laugh, at the tear part, u come kukuma cry out everything together. lol.

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  24. It happens in every occasion no matter you cook

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  25. It's really really painful. One time I was even helping the waiter pass the plates down the table, until everybody got food and then it was just me left. That scammer left to bring the remaining plate and never came back😭😭😭😭.
    I don't know which hurts more, the fact that my good killed me , or the pitying glances my table mates kept sliding my way😭😭😭😭.

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  26. I can never be that matured.. I'm talking about hunger, who is seeing maturity... I will call the waiter and ask for my food abeg...lols..since morning, uptop asebi moni and money spread.. I must eat.

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  27. No time to go home on empty stomach..
    I must to eat ooo.

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  28. I make sure i eat my fill before leaving my house.

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  29. For me nothing like maturity, i must hustle for any party

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  30. That kind of thing is really painful. lol.

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  31. Let me give you all a secret ..call one of the waiters tell her you will tip her wella if she takes care of your table . This has always worked for me no food that they won't bring to my table because of this others at my desk benefit to.and after the party I always drop money depending on how much I hv to part with ..what's the point say I come party I no see food chop.

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