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Sunday, August 11, 2019

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34 comments:

  1. The Mechanic own Hehnnn, that was how our Mechanic claimed he was testing driving our Car and he was under the influence of alcohol, he hit an Okada driver badly and he was mobbed.
    From test driving car to Police station.
    From 40k for repairs intially to 100k for panel beating and painting.
    It's only few Nigerian Mechanic that will Heaven

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    1. .... at least few will make heaven, but mark my words, no tailor will near heavens gate.

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    2. Some tailors will make heaven o please 🀣🀣never disappointed any customer before, na sleep I no go sleep o , I must deliver at agreed date

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    3. Yaba left escapee11 August 2019 at 12:14

      We'd have to hear the opinion of your customers individually, if they were trully satisfied with the product... not just meeting the agreed date, before we decide if you'd near heavens street.

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    4. That was how my son took my car to mechanic, and he decided to use it to go have fun with his babe.
      I went for lunch at an eatry and saw my car, when i cane with cab o. I had to call and asked if my son went out with the car, but he said no. I waited and when they came out i aaked for my keys.
      The guy was confused cos he doesn't know me. I went inside and showed him my license i usually keep inside. the guy knelt down and was begging o. Hahahahahhaah he ended up driving me home that day. I forgave him because i understand.

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    5. @Anon 11:16, πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
      @Anon11:31 ok oh
      Right@ YLE
      Aunty Amebo,Mechanic Hehnnn, they commit under guise of Test driving

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    6. Aunty Amebo, your son or your mechanics son 🀷🏾‍♀️

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    7. Anon 13:51

      You people don’t read to comprehend... you just want to attack. She said her son took her car to the mechanic... the mechanic then took the car out to flex with his babe.

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  2. Who are you!!! That question dy pain o.

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    1. "Who are you", literally translates to, "shut the fuck up, you ain't shit", in Nigeria. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Lmao, or they will say, you don't know who I am? No sh*t, who you be sef?

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  3. The guy acting rich and 1k disappeared got me laughing so hard. Nice one Stellz

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    1. That was my best as well. Very nice.

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    2. Seriously πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@ black parents in prison.

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    3. Hahahahahahaha i can relate

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  4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  5. Thanks Stella, had a serious laugh

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  6. Thanks so much Stella, I had a good laugh.

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  7. Thank you Stella
    You made my day

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  8. OMG!!!! This was good!!!! Still laughing sef....

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  9. Hahahaha really funny laughs.Thanks Stella for the entertainment.

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  10. Nice one Stella, luv u too much

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  11. Toke's own got me. Ah, black people are naturally funny, Naija's in particular
    Then Africo parents, apologize, how , for what? You will hear, so I am lying, I am now a liar abi, then slap gbosa!

    Then the little boy in between the mannequins, chai, infants can act up in the mall like crazy. That's when they will throw tantrums. For Yankee nah, you no fit slap in public begore someone just use phone video it, then call police. And for some weird reason, these kids some who are even toddlers know say na public be this, people full everywhere, so you no fit beat am.


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  12. Gosh!!! My stomach oπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  13. Very funny collection πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜„πŸ˜…
    Thanks Stella πŸ‘πŸ½

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  14. Lol @ hold on tight baby, we are about to pass calabar. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  15. I remember when I was dating my husband in the university of Benin years ago. One day like that, the pussy was itching me and making me dance everywhere. I decided to go do HVS. Doctor I met said the result is good and the pussy needs vacation or rest and probably I shouldn’t wear tight undies but my bf also had to do test to confirm he is also safe. I went home, told my baba to go do his own. He requested for the name of the test. I wrote it down for him and he left. This guy is 6 feet 4, fine boy well dressed basketballer o.When he entered the lab center, he was faced with about 5 working girls.
    Girl 1: hello good morning sir, what can I do for you?
    My bf: Yes how are you?
    Girl 1: I’m fine, thank you sir.
    My bf: I want to do HVS
    Girl 1: HV what?πŸ™„πŸ™„
    My Bf: I said HVS
    All the girls started laughing..
    Girl 2: Sir HV what?
    My Bf: what is wrong with you people? Is this how you attend to customers here? I said it’s HVS.
    Girl 3: Please do you have any doctor’s prescription?πŸ™„πŸ™„
    My Bf: Yes of course ( and he brought out the paper I wrote for him)🀣🀣🀣🀣
    All the girls gathered looked at the paper started laughing. Next thing is , sir do you know the meaning of HVS?
    My Bf: Do I like a fool in your eyes? That’s the test I want to do, my girlfriend did hers here few days ago.
    (All the girls started laughing and some have started crying self)🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
    Girl 3: Oga HVS is Vagina swab. It’s Semen and urine culture you need, go and meet Oga inside. 🀣🀣

    My guy nearly paralyze, he no see wheelchair buy if not he for nor fit waka comot there..🀣🀣🀣
    He came home later and I went to see him.
    Baba face be like frozen monkey.
    Me: Baby how did it go na
    Him: ☹️☹️☹️☹️
    Me: Baby why is your face like this na?
    Him:🐻🐻🐻🐻
    Me: Baby what is happening na? You are not the angel I used to know...
    Next thing Baba asked me the least expected question.
    Him: What is HVS?
    That’s when my heart quickly went to recollect lost and forgotten data from my medulla🀯🀯🀯and transfered to my mouthπŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“
    Me: I can’t recall the H sha but VS is vagina swab🀣🀣🀣🀣
    Him: You are fool in this life and you will continue to be a fool😭😭

    🀣🀣🀣My people Na so e happen o. Anytime I remember, I will just start laughing , how time flies..

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    1. I'm literally in stitches reading this...hahahahahahhaah

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  16. Enter your comment...the naija parents got me in sticthes....

    na my papa b dat

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  17. Celebrity party and cooperate first grade Ok gowns 07084714754 @theokclothing12 August 2019 at 00:20

    The boy in the mall just made me laugh really hard, kai!!

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