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Thursday, September 12, 2019

Boredom Eliminating Post..








Back sit....Midnight under the moonlight....LMAO!!!

149 comments:

  1. Dial strange numbers,then feign ignorance whenever they call back.

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    1. Looking for big boys abi? I am sure it’s 080330 numbers u were dialling.. see your life

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    2. I got cloth allowance when i resumed in my first job after nysc, i packed all the money and gave to bf to add and buy motor,lol. Cloth i no see road buy.

      Can't try that nonsense again.

      May

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    3. OMG!The things I have done!

      I am adventurous and often spontaneous. Crazy is a way of life.

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    4. Just one???? Make I give you 3..

      1. Fucked on the street around 11pm and she was moaning like person wey wan kolo

      2. Fucked while driving at night

      3. Wild groupies with students from Niaja private universities

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    5. 3rd mainland bridge 3:30am. It was mad vibrating

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    6. My dad just bought a house we hadnt moved there. He parjed a new mini van/spacebus in the garage. Came from uni stole the keys from the house we were staying in took the minivan out with my guys. Snuck it backnin the morning. We still refer to that car as club mobile till today. Oh did i mention how many girls i had knacked in that house before we moved in.

      Got a blow job on my balcony from my girlfriend while her siter sat in the sitting room watching tv....come to think of it we actually had sex eventually oh...oh Olamide!! You are a bad girl. Just remwbering some other crazy stuff...lips sealed

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    7. My boyfriend and I were adventurers in Uni. We used to have sex like 5times a day in different locations. I loved every bit of it

      1) Sex in the car
      2) Sex in basketball court
      3) Sex in the pool
      4) Sex in the tub
      5) Sex on the highway
      6) Sex in my hostel room
      7) Sex in class balcony
      8) Sex in mallam kiosk 1am
      9) Sex in the hall
      10) Sex in club
      11) Sex on the table at his friend's place
      12) Sex in the living room with my sis sleeping in room
      13) Sex under the tree by 1am
      14) Sex in a bus Lagos to Abuja

      I am tired of typing and NO lies here. He said I was irresistible and a big temptation. I LOVED it so much!!!!

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    8. Anon 00.26, Madam 'Irresistible Temptation' from your comment, it never happened in that your boyfriend's house. Was he a homeless? A destitute? Vagabond?
      Just thought I ask...

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    9. MARRIED to him now with 3kids @Straw. We love adrenaline filled sex. When we are home it's twice or once a week. Once we are out of town or abroad; the madness returns! We both love it that way and yes we know we are spoilt.

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    10. Wow!!!

      In seconds; tell us your crazy experience has turned to a full blown bitterness for this smelly cunt @mamamia

      Which part of the adventures hurts you more hanty?

      Your pepper body and jealousy blinded you so badly that your dumb brain didn't know in the tub was his place. Was I supposed to be specific on that for your olodo brain too? The smart ones already figured! And whose car were we even using? Can't really believe I am even answering you this because you made zero sense. You only needed an avenue to pour out the envy and jealousy it brought to your fickle mind.

      If your man don't find you attractive please keep your sadness far from me; no be me cause am! Yes I am IRRESISTIBLE to him then and FOREVER because we are even married!

      Take me back and I will do MORE sef. That's how we role!!!

      Now run along and cry quietly please! Mumu like you...

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    11. Anon 12.00, I'm just seeing your response. I can never be bitter, pained, envious or even jealous over something as trivial or fickle as sex!
      For dumb bimbos like you, it's your greatest achievement so, you have a special diary you keep in a safe where you list the wheres and hows. I totally get it.
      Having a banter with you could get your brain fried trust me on that. So, please find me a much more intelligent contender because, you're not my competition even if I used a microscope to search for your brain...

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    12. You are a SADIST @mamamia

      You are a useless FOOL who takes envy pills religiously every morning!

      I am NOT the reason you NEVER and will NEVER experience such SWEET love. Your sad soul is the beginning of the end for your short miserable life!

      I HAD fun and still HAVING!!! If you like weep in shame over this news; I no send you o!

      Yes it is one of my greatest achievements and I wear the badge PROUDLY!!!

      If you must know; we are BOTH doing extremely well in our careers as well and giving our kids their dream life. What more???

      You wished the story ended in he dumped me so you can part your dirty dry lips and thank God for helping you punish people living a life you dreamed of? Nah! God doesn't work that way you miserable twat!

      You can pay musa in your street to help you out as NO man with good brains will come 3feet close to a smelly dirty dumb fool like you! I am certain your pussy stinks like spoilt fish that's why they run from you.

      Useless cursed animal in human skin!!!

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  2. Emptied my account for loveπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ That was then.

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    1. @Cutest Pat
      Write it like this;
      "emptied my account for infatuation".
      Thanks.

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  3. Can’t remember..will be back

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    1. Hubby was travelling to the UK and after he had checkin, we went to the car park and made out at the back seat. Fortunately my car is tinted.

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  4. So many that I can't mention.

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  5. Lashed olosho at Kuramo beach! 😭😭😭😭😭 year 2000

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. Each time I read your comments, I just have so much pity for you.
      You are just a slave to sex. A captive of depravity!
      😒😒😒

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    2. dat one na normal normal tin na,i no go even count am as crazy tin...kuramo n alpha beach days.

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    3. Congrats. You just f8ed Mami Wata. That is why your sexual appetite is unbridled.
      Only Jesus can set you free from this deluge!

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    4. You forgot to add "without condom":-)

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    5. That one na small ting. I once met this guy at the bar, we decided to go for a walk in the beach. Guy man needed to ease himself and I mistakenly saw his bid veined Amu. I just stylishly came close to him and started kissing him. I ride his dick like a dog on heat that because me self I was horny. He could not stop calling me has to change numbers because I was just looking for dick, and his was damn good and juicy! I dont regret!

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    6. Bitch it's a normal thing biko! That you and few people do that doesn't everyone does it

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  6. Night bus from Abuja to Lagos, but i collected flight money oh, to arrive before 9am, i arrived lagos 5am and sat outside after the bus dropped me till 7am, then called sayin "i'm about to board the plane"... an hour later i called that ive landed. Lol..

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    1. If the robbers have shot you, that is how 10 or 15k would have been the price for your life?

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    2. and he didn't find out; did you get somewhere to freshen up before meeting him?

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    3. That is very risky.... I remembered travelling by night bus from Benin to Lagos and another time from Lagos to Èkìtì... I will never try that shit again, I almost lost my life on one of those trips.

      There was another time I used Ekene DeliChuckwu motors(I don't know if they still operate) from Lagos to the East, there were two dead bodies in the bus 🚍... When my aunty and I learnt that the two women that were motionless behind us were dead corpses, I almost peed on my body... My aunty was just laughing πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ because she's so used to night rides and she has seen worse scenarios.

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    4. Ms A! "Dead corpses"?! Really?!!! 🀣🀣

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    5. That is what poverty and greed does to people. All for how much you risked your life in such a manner

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    6. Too many judge Judy’s. Can we just enjoy the post in peace?πŸ™„

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    7. I've heard about the dead corpse thing oh.
      Family members dress them up and use night bus to transport them home because of the ambulance costs.
      Imagine buying a ticket, entering the bus, sitting down beside a passenger and saying "thank God he/she is sleeping so no stress" and discovering later on that it's actually a dead person that has been sitting down beside you! 😭😭😭😭😭. My spirit will fly out of my body before I physically scream. Hey God 😒😒

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    8. Ms,A come and complete this corpse gistooo am not understanding...
      Do you mean the corpse were sitting on the passenger sit? Or they were inside confee? Did they died inside the vehicle and the driver ws not aware? Pls spill? Or u can update us on spotaneous post tomorrow. Thanks

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    9. Dead corpse- Tautology alertπŸ˜‹

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  7. Removed my Jacket in winter and gave to
    a homeless girl who admired it.
    I had to enter the bus with my top (actually two tops under that jacket)😊😊😊😊

    Mmmmhhhhhh, do I have a feeling that this is a bomb post in disguise?
    Ajujuooo
    Ngwanu, make I begin dey watch from
    the bomb shelter πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️😊😊😊😊😊😊

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    1. That was do thoughtful and selfless of you πŸ’• πŸ’• πŸ’•

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    2. You lie a lot Sha!!!!! You always portray yourself as a very good person..... You must be as holy as Christ himself!!!! Hmmmmm an holy being who has NEVER sinned before. Gosh!!!! Am shaking my head

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    3. Bish how is this crazy FFS??? Tooting your own horn again?? That was a selfless act of (eye) service, nothing crazy lmaoo. I still think you're full of nsi 😊😊😊

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    4. Forgot to add my nameπŸ™„πŸ™„
      I dey on your case now 😊😊😊

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    5. That to me is more of a humanitarian act than a crazy act, ive done something similar for those Chad immigrants that'd hold you tight begging for money.. i just stepped out of Big Treat and they grabbed me oh, barefoot on hot ground, i went back to the supermarket in there, bought them flip flops of their sizes, then gave them 100naira each... i kinda felt better that whole week. #Humanity

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    6. You are indeed a male bv not a female like you portray to be.

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    7. @18:46
      Even if I greeted "good evening", I know that the arrows πŸ”«πŸΉπŸΉ will land.
      If I said "I ambushed my DH collect pounding", the arrow shooters go
      say, why "fork when you been dey condemn fork??" Have I not heard it here?
      Ajuju kpu oku n' onu 😊😊😊
      @18:51
      Thanks for the insults.😊😊
      @Snarker
      May God bless you. πŸ™πŸ€·‍♀️
      @Yaba
      You see why it's good to wait for discharge instead of escaping 😊😊😊
      Everything you yarn there no resemble mine at all.
      Did you remove your shoe give them?
      Ajuju ooo
      NO be say I give jacket, but the one wey I dey wear for winter.
      If you don commot for a white street without jacket, you for understand.
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    8. @19:31
      Find another line of attack. That one is stale. The train has left the station.

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    9. I always wonder why some of you assume ANG is male, you claim she dislikes females & attcking them, havent you seen females that dislike their fellow females? Whats ur own reason?

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    10. 20:16 thank you in trying to defend yourself, no one is interesting in your 2 kobo lies.
      19:31 stand on the truth you stated.
      ANG is a male bv. The more HE tries to cover up the more his tyre is leaking fuuuuuuuuuuu.
      πŸ•΅πŸ˜

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    11. If ANG is 20:16, then she is 23:16 too. QED.

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    12. Its men who remove jacket to offer shivering girls during winter.
      Ref: Michael Jackson in Thriller.
      LMAO.
      ANG you're a man admit it.

      My crazy act: I followed my new catch to the market where we purchased all types of food items I added my Pocket Money to hers to make her buy up all items on family list.
      When we finished her boyfriend moved his car to fuel station by market, me and her emptied bags into car then as she was about entering to leave me and go away, I opened the back door and got in also. Told the man lover to take us home as we have finished shopping, he came down to drag me out and punch my face, I beat him till his face was bloodied.
      Agberos carried us to police station where I was forced to sign never to near the girl ever.
      8 years after they are married, me I am single, vex full my belle as I type this.

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  8. Trying to push out little boo all alone. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜‘

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  9. Hahaha. Bvs deadass going anonymous, LMAO.

    Me and my face mask here for the laughs. 😁😁

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  10. Took a walk in the wood at around 2:30am alone...

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    1. @Ms. A,
      You get liver o
      Ekenekwa m gi

      😊😊😊😊😊

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    2. This is scaring πŸ™„πŸ™„ Wow

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    3. You watch too much horror films, Ms A. πŸ˜‚

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    4. Fear 😱 is something I don't have... They say I get liver, they say my liver strong pass rock wey dey under sea, na that liver make me stand that pastor wey be wan use me shanyo for one European country, na him com shame, nor be me, because I know who I be, I be daughter of Zion, I get Holy Spirit inside me.

      Person wey get God inside am nor dey fear like that...

      My papa say na my aunty hand I for carry am... The woman na very huge woman wey nor dey fear anything except for bΓ bΓ  God.

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    5. By the way, walking in the woods is very relaxing and even more relaxing when it's night πŸŒƒ time... It is the best place to meditate.

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    6. Woods, as in naija bush??? Or oyibo woods? No be the same tin, o....

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    7. I have done this before....in naija bush,for my village sef...though we were two and it was on a dare. It is very difficult for me to resist a dare.

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    8. @ Miss A, no wahala for obodoyibo woods, but if nah African woods, Bush baby, go run pass, Iwin go holla you, you go waka pass Pyton wey dey sleep, you go meet African people wey come baff voodoo water, hunters sef go point torch for your face, vigilante go question you tire, you go come feel like say person touch you for back join, nobody go tell you before you pick yawa race...

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  11. Was having a test on the 27th of December
    Left ilorin to Lagos on the 24th and returned on the 26th
    Momsy blame me tire..I can't miss being home that period

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  12. Slept with oyibo 16 year old ( told me she was 18) whose father was a cop and a racist. She said she was pregnant and I sweated for days till her period came

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    1. now this is risk, you actually raped that girl

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  13. Can't relate 😭😭

    Maybe stayed out late until 2am?

    I am so boring, unadventurous and I too dey fear lol. The crazy thing no go pass me and myself in my bedroom 😭

    Let me sit this one out.

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    1. Ah!I know what you have been doing in your bedroom,Rabbit!πŸ˜›

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    2. @Kami

      I plead the 5th😩😩

      And no, it's not what you think🀭 I dont even own one

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  14. Breaking of waist in a carπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  15. Followed google map. Only for me to do Israelite journey...i suffered that day sha

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    1. I've been there.... I had to find a gas station, refill my car to continue the journey πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. This is so me.🀣

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  16. Mehnnn God day sha. Old things have indeed passed away. πŸ˜‚

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    1. Eyes have not seen mehn.... Old things have passed away πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  17. Travelled from the United states to nigeria to visit my then boyfriend for 2 weeks without informing anybody.

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    1. I’m thinking of doing this. Was just talking to him about it. Flight is expensive and flying can be stressful but I guess if we work out , it will all be worth it

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    2. OMG! That was a huge risk you took there....
      If I may ask, how's your boyfriend now... Are you guys still together?
      😊😊😊😊

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    3. My then girlfriend did the same, she traveled all the way from US to Naija to see me, without informing anyone. 15years later (now) we are married with 4 great and wonderful kids.

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    4. I almost did this...

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  18. Stella kawai! I can totally relate. Been there, done that. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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  19. Had sex in a bus going to ojuelegba ....

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    1. Bigbanty, bro what about your wife? Are u still married?

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    2. I don catch you. No be today you spoil

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  20. I went to see my Boyfriend but he was not around and his friend asked me to wait 4 him in his parent's Flat,don't know how it happened,we started smooching and Got a head from him in Parent's room.
    It's been 24years now but I still wonder if he ever told my Boyfriend. That day was the 1st and Last time I saw and spoke with him.

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    1. Blood of Jesus

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    2. MehnnnnnΓ±nnnnnnn!!!!!!!

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    3. Chai, no bi today head game start....
      E don tey πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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  21. Sex on the bonnet. First and last time, but it was craaaaaaaazy. Went to Abj, but had to pass through Kaduna, cos they were working on Abuja's airport. Spent 3hrs on the road, from Kaduna to Abuja, arrived 1am.

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  22. The day I tried to "smoke"
    Rolled up some paper, lighted it and it tried to inhale it πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€, I nearly died πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€. This one na "teenage exuberance" cause am. I was about 13 or 14 then

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.. I never tried that shit and I will never..

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    2. LMAO. I don't remember coughing the first time I did that. πŸ˜‚

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  23. Registered for anc @3 months and I never go till delivery date,I deceive hubby I go whereas I go to momsi house and will tell her appointment is past.
    My last baby made me realize how careless I was with life.

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    1. Wow... God was really on your side.
      Please, don't try it again.

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    2. What's the past tense of go again? πŸ˜₯πŸ˜’

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    3. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ shooter gyal ya mad....

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  24. Lol, o Stella I have done back sit, I was almost caught on one of the days, chai.
    I love bep, thanks for making me laugh, I was having a sad day.

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  25. Went to Abuja from Lagos to visit my ex then, lied I was at work covering a program and won't be back for 3days. Nobody knew where I was except my bff then and of course my ex. I ended up breaking up with him 4months after.

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  26. Was hanging out with my clique in a lounge and wanted to test my alcohol limit to know when to stop if I ever went on an outing before someone takes advantage of me. I was 16years in year 1, I've never taken any alcoholic drink prior to that day and brethren I ended up taking 12bottles of Smirnoff ice and had to stop because I was tired of going to go pee and my stomach was about to burst from taking so much liquid.
    It then dawned on me that I'm the sort that hardly get drunk and it was a scary thought. My friends eyeballs were popping out because I was matching the guys bottle for bottle.
    From then onwards, I hardly took alcohol outside and it must be wine.
    I limit my drinking to once or twice a year nowadaysπŸ˜€ and it must be Irish cream.
    Downside of my limits... It takes a while and a higher dose to get me under anesthesia so I've been told.

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    1. My dear, you're not the sort that hardly get intoxicated.
      You experimented with the wrong drink... I guess you've heard people calling Smirnoff ice ladies drinks or even soft drinks. Instead of it to get you high and intoxicated, it will fill up your stomach and make toilet 🚽 your temporary best friend.

      Try drink whiskey πŸ₯ƒ or any other hard liquor like that, you will never near alcoholic drinks again.

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    2. Ms.A she does have a head for alcohol. I can't get past a shot of brandy and after 2 bottles of Smirnoff ice,I start laughing like a banshee.

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    3. Ladies drink? Yea if you are talking about the taste but it has 5%alcohol content per bottle and she took 12 and was still shining eyes. That's 60% of alcohol content swimming in her blood stream without her feeling intoxicated mehn!

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    4. Not true Ms A cause one bottle of Smirnoff ice gets me tipsy

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    5. @Mrs A well that's your opinion πŸ™‚ I'm talking about the alcoholic level and not the taste because it's like taking 12bottles of beer; difference is just the taste.
      I've also taken vodka & brandy and I've gauged my reactions to them and held mine own and frankly speaking, it's not flattering to know that you can drink some men under the table 😳😳😳. Stella said the craziest thing one did and some shots of vodka and brandy doesn't count does it?
      Anyways alcohol is not something I indulged in then and even now sef. Smoothies are more of my thing with all the pros and none of the cons.

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  27. I got down with my husband few feet away from my family. We visited them in the village during the Christmas season, It was at night, dark and we had to be absolutely quiet. Hearing my mother burst into Igbo praise and worship in the midst of it nearly took me to the great beyond πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  28. One chance people just collected my sister's life savings. As in she went to d bank to withdraw everything and handed it to them. They left be4 she fainted.
    My mum has been crying. Na problems dem carry.
    Guys pls be careful ember months are here.

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    1. Omg. Sorry about it. May God give her double joy in Jesus Christ name Amen.

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    2. Amen! Thanks yori.
      We've all been feeling so bad

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  29. Rode on motorbike two hours to and two hours fro in a dead end katsina state desert close to niger republic (in 2011 when herdsmen were still friendly). Will never try such now.

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  30. Jumping off the fourth floor of a building

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  31. Craziest things? Alot of it. But old things have really passed away lolz

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  32. Infected my ex with STD. He frustrated me and treated me like trash to where I felt so down and went to another ex for healing. That’s where I got the STD. So, I simply went back to the wicked ex and infected him. Serves him right. You treat someone bad yet you still want to keep chopping the person.

    I feel absolutely no remorse. LMAO! If you know you won’t be with someone, let them go! I tried many times to leave but he will be calling and manipulating. After the STD everybody hold their side! I have moved on and getting married to someone I love that has accepted me.

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  33. Gbenshing inside a car in the street of Abj. That making out was out of this world. Nothing sweet pass quickieπŸ˜‚

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  34. I have done so many crazy things, don't know which is the craziest.

    1. When I went for cult initiation about 22 years ago, we walked for about two hours in the bush before we got to our destination it was crazy and Scary,back then you must go to bush three times to complete your initiations.
    2. The first time I took cocaine.
    3. Received bj while driving,my past was too crazy,I have seen too much in all I thank for the life I live now got born again about four years ago. All the good guys back then in school most have turned bad guys while the bad guys are turning out good. Inside life.

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    1. Are you sure you are free from it. Better go for better deliverance

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    2. I don't need anyone to lay hands on me. I got my deliverance when I discovered light. John 1 vs 5. 2 Corinthians 5 vs 17. I have seen both worlds. Immediately after I gave my life to Christ I went to bible school(wofbi). The best form of deliverance is your continuous search for light( illumination by the word of God) Luke 11 vs 25.

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    3. beautiful...Congrats dear.

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  35. Got a number from a classmate, who claimed it was Nonso Diobi’s number. Every night my roommate and I will keep flashing the number and giggling foolishly that we have a celebrity’s number. Come to think of it , it might not even be his number sef��

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  36. I will say the most foolish thing I've done is loaning bobo big money but after 2 years I needed my money and he was angry that i requested for it even though I had told him it was a loan. He paid sha and blocked me but I don't care as i moved on with my money.

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  37. The most terrible thing i have done in the past is having an abortion 5 times for my then boy friend and now hubby. I still regret it till today, pls God forgive me i did it out of ignorance.

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  38. 1) Traveled from Lag to PH to see a male friend...

    I had sex through out my stay(6 days), the s*x was like food, morning and night...

    When u see a SVD u will forget your moral

    2) Gave an older man BJ, he was shocked at the job, cos he thinks I am innocent...

    3) Had sex with my ex in a room where people were sleeping on the rug...

    4) Had sex with an ex, with his sister on the bed with us


    Please, don't judge by look, I look cool and calm but what have done behind close door is unthinkable

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    1. I yarn am o
      The bombs are falling like hail
      😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

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  39. My brand new phone fell into a full deep well, i then called aboki and paid them to dig out the water in the well so i could retrieve my phone..... They were able to bring out the phone but it was already spoilt beyond repair 😭😭 so i lost my phone and the money paid to abokis all gone ..... This was in 2011, but I don mumu sha O

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  40. Was cooking, got distracted by oza room activities, food got burnt, pot got burnt - in in-law's house. Till today, they wonder how that could have happened with husband and I in the house (we were the only ones there at the time).

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  41. Lolest @ 2x mumu πŸ€£πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„

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  42. Using 29,000 to watch a girl totoh only

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  43. Mine is probably the weirdest of them all. I was working off-shores (on the ocean) then and use to spend 3 weeks on stretch on water. In my last week of this particular hitch, i was on night shift and required to be monitoring a pressure gauge on a stand alone platform. Out of boredom i started recollecting all my sexual escapades with my babe, naturally i had a very terrible stiff and i was the only one on this particular wellhead jacket! i looked around and the only thing handy i saw was grease! I used the grease as vasline to wank so heavily and my cum was so strong and plenty that it dripped down into the ocean! This was at 2:00am in the middle of the ocean! i sure say mami water go don give up on me!

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