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Monday, September 23, 2019

Boredom Eliminating Post

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    1. I HAVE NEVER TASTED ALCOHOL B4

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    2. My lowest was dancing African Michael Jackson at a wake keep, and being cheered by mourners to keep on rocking. Worst was that I didn't even know who died as I had to make an emergency stop at the wake keep while staggering home. I was a student then, in my host community.

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    1. ...before they say you're still drunk, abi?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Same here,I av never been drunk

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  3. I slept in the bathtub till morning.
    It was a terrible day for me.
    I have not tasted that brand since that day.

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    1. And what happened to you inside the bathtub and in whose house?

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  4. Yuck I hate alcohol
    Make I sit down read stories 😁
    I remember during my NYSC orientation camp days, one girl from my school used to get shit faced every night at mammy market. She'd get drunk to the extent of passing out. I doubt she had the word "moderation" in her drinking dictionary.

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  5. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'23 September 2019 at 18:33

    I admire people that take alcohol walahi, I wish I can , sometimes oga ll put small in my mouth and say try and swallow it, kai the thing no just gel with me at all. During school days a neighbour(female) slept in the security house and woke up with sperm all over her body, madame go follow boys do competition for birthday party, it wasn't funny they later arrested the security Man.

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    1. Girl me and you same. Alcohol is not just for me. I actually really dislike alcohol, it doesn't taste good and the littlest sip makes me feel sick. Mentioned this to my mom and she told me that alcohol is poison and I believe her. I can do sweet cocktails sha but just once is a while.
      Wow that security man is an animal, another sexual deviant on the loose. Hope his perverted ass was put away in jail?

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    2. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'23 September 2019 at 20:06

      Yes oo, the fool paid seriously for it, I only pitied his poor wife and children.

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  6. Well, nothing crazy but I got whooped at age twelve after I downed a glass of Brandy couldn't walk or talk straight.

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    1. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'23 September 2019 at 19:09

      Lol, you deserve it for that age na who send you

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  7. Sleep. I handle my liquor pretty well.

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    1. Y'all missing on a whole lot of fun!

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    2. Shooter girl, the fun that makes adults lose their senses, piss and shit on their bodies? Lol

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  9. Ever since my dad told me alcohol will dry me up n make me fail exams 😁😁 I don't near it n he told me when I gained admission..u can imagine 16yrs...till today, so no DUI for me

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    1. @Blackey
      Do you know what DUI mean?

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    2. Help me ask BB o! Where at3 you driving under the influence to?

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  10. Went to rap and people were taking videos of me while i was rapping.... strongbow do me shegeπŸ˜‚

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  11. Took alcohol once and I started hugging everyone at the event while smiling molar to molar.
    It was embarrassing

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  12. never tasted alcohol in my life. but just feeling like taking one now,just 2 4get all about my problem. having roof over your head is something to be greatful

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    1. Alcohol can't make you forget all your problems parmanently, just for a few hours

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    2. With hangover and possibility of addiction

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  13. This was far back 2002, I went to neighbors house cuz I missed his wedding, I just finished eating bread and egg o, next thing they were just bringing in Gulder, I was just shaking it (was just learning the ropes on alcohol) without care, they were even hailing me say this guy u Dey shack o! After like the 6th bottle I decided to go home and chop jellof, (I was wearing just boxers and a long sleeved shirt) I totally forgot my Mum was having her meeting, na so I enter parlour see swarms of women greeting me, I just Dey shine teeth Dey greet in my drunk state, as I was walking to the bedroom my elder Sis knew I was drunk, next thing she said don’t vomit here o, as I Dey land bed, gulder, onions, egg and bread Dey follow floor! Ikwakwakwakwakwa! God Bless my Brother who cleaned my mess sha.... later in the evening na cold Eba I Dey whack in front of my Mama, she seized the phone she got for me that day I just Dey whack cold eba Dey weep (no jellof for me)... #memories!

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'23 September 2019 at 20:09

      Hahahahahhahahahaah abeg make una no let me laugh ooo.yours is very funny .

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  14. Oh my gawd, I wish to forget.
    My first time of taking white wine as I'm not an alcohol freak, I crawled all the way from my hostel to the junction to buy fried potato.
    I will never forget the stares I got plus my yeye friends that recorded the whole ish. LAWD have mercy.

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  15. I've never been drunk before
    I take my alcohol in moderation

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  16. I was living with my uncle and his family at the time (during NYSC). I came back home thoroughly drunk and went straight to bed and slept off. Only for my uncle and his wife to wake me up to leave their room and go to my own room.
    Up to now I still cannot understand how and why I ended up on their bed that nightπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

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    1. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'23 September 2019 at 20:11

      Lol if you ask us na who we go askkkk, the matter wey we see soooo e tey when e starttttt...

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  17. I don't take alcohol so I've never been drunk.

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  18. I have never been drunk before, so i will pass.

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  19. I vomited all over the place and boo had to clean me up the whole night. ( he went out to watch FB and met me in a freaking mess). The next day, was going back to school and I forgot my bag in the busπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ. Got to the motor park where I will enter bus to school (in fact, I don board sef and have paid my T. Fare already) before realizing that my bag was missing.
    Called boo and he had to get to the first motor park, and I had to alight too and go back to the motor park. Thank God my bag was still in the bus and the bus was still loading. Gosh! Won't forget that day in a hurry. Was so ashamed of myself. The guy man still yab me with that...
    Typing this even made me so ashamed of myself.

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  20. I shit and rob it on my face.

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  21. Alcohol is not for me.
    Doesn't taste nice and I just never go for it.

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  22. I've never been drunk but a neighbor of mine returned from a night club drunk instead of going to their apartment straight he came to where I was washing my clothes around few minutes to 5am. My panties were in d rinsing water when brother Austin deep his hands into d water that he wants to assist me. I quick ran indoor leaving him n the pants there to face the shame alone. At dawn when I told my siblings what happened they laughed chanting Shayo na bastard.

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  23. I take my alcohol in moderation. Once I'm tipsy, I drink lots of water and I am good.

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  24. during December carnival,young me, was drunk and throwing bangers.i saw the police and ran, i hid under the car and left there and went behind a pillar, all this while i no no say police dy behind me. omor dem con hook me 4 trouser, me ma con dy fake fainting, next thing i hear na tawaiiii, after d slap i just jeje go slip carnival just end

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  25. Kiss my boyfriends friend while dancing.

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  26. If I start to type which one I go leave? Got drunk on my way home met robbers operating on the bridge. As Omo girl no fit run I lie down flat inside bus till dem finish. Got drunk, enter bus and slept off. The next thing I heard was anty you don reach bus stop. I said ehn thank you. Entered okada I sha reach house. As I reach house I remember say I reach my room but I no know as I reach bed.
    After enough awoof big stout i and my friend decided to go home. We were singing happily I didn't know how my skirt tore right up to near my bumbum. We sha entered molue and dropped along the way and I got home by the grace of God. Throughout that night I noticed that the bed was spinning and I stretched myself to stop the bed from spinning. It got to a stage I thought I was carrying the bed. Abeg them too much but in all I thank God for maturity. I never got raped,always got to my house and whenever I remember all these and many others I only have a very good laugh. Shayo na barrier.

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  27. Have never tasted alcohol before in my life, if i sit where people are drinking, just breathing in the smell will make me drunk, It happened twice that when i knew, so i stay clear from it with everything in me

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  28. Lol, no alcohol for me anymore, but in my single days after taking alcohol, the accent would just come from nowhere and I'll be speaking big big grammar,🀣🀣🀣🀣 infact I'll be talking non stop. Ah alcohol should be done in moderation abeg .

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  29. I was told,dry gin burns fat,so I took quarter of the cover both around 11am,I slept till evening and was Soo drowsy and feeling dizzy.i don't take alcohol

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  30. Hmmn... You just awakened one of my worst memories ever, Stellz.

    I remember throwing up in the back seat of his jeep when we had already reached the gate of his Lekki house. I'd been holding on for the entire 30 minute drive home. It was around 3 a.m. or so I guess.

    Afterwards, he and my friends (his niece and her friend), pulled my clothes in the jacuzzi and bathed me. I remember screaming and asking them to allow me wash my soiled clothes as I would have nothing to wear home tomorrow but they didn't heed me and I remember the man bathing me in their presence. I had no control of what was happening but I thought I had regained full consciousness after throwing up the alcohol.

    He was a rich politician from the east. I had only known him as my friend's friend's (sic) uncle and I had never been close to him.

    Next thing I saw was that I woke up to a bright morning light...in a strange room. It was well past morning. And it was the daylight woke me. I saw the man backing me and he was asleep. I peeped under the duvet and I was stark naked. I woke him up and asked calmly if he touched me. I pretended to be calm and relaxed so he won't lie to me. I told him it was fine if he did and I don't have a problem but I just need to know at least. He said no, that i was too drunk and asleep, i didnt respond to anything, so he left me. I believed him. I had no regrets cos he was a gentleman in every sense. He was a very handsome man too. But it had never crossed my mind before then to want him.

    I then got up to find my silly fried sleeping on the couch in the lounge. I asked her how come they left me to my own peril. She said they tried but i was telling them "I'll be fine". And 'uncle' also said they shouldn't worry about me and he was the one that insisted on me sleeping in his room.

    So much for friends. If he was gonna kill me, that's how it would have happened. I was so disappointed in them and called them out.

    I got to the toilet and saw what looked like an opened but unused condom. Apparently the man had either attempted or done it. Though I still believe I would have known if he penetrated me. I guess my vagina walls must have collapsed and he got frustrated trying.

    Honestly i have no recollection whether he touched me or not. But I wasn't even worried or anything. I felt good actually for throwing caution to the wind and having fun for once in my lifetime. I was a really uptight and boring person. I remember enjoying the clubbing of the night before. We went to three big clubs on the island.

    My so-called friends gossiped among them and it got back to me that I seduced their uncle. That they saw used condom on the bathroom. Can you imagined?! I quit being friends with them from that day.

    I also learnt that the supposed niece wasn't exactly related to him and that he was bedding her too. Unknown to other family members. Hence the reason for the jealousy and why they cooked up the lie against me.

    Up till that morning, that part where people wake up naked in unfamiliar rooms and checking under the sheets, I had only seen in movies. Shit is real!

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  31. I got drunk at my work team building 2 weeks ago and we went bowling after. I was bowling backwards; I was too drunk to even be ashamed till I thought about it the next morning.

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  32. Till forever, will wonder why people get drunk.

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  33. I actually bought 2 Alomo bitters while in university to loss weight as my classmates mislead me. I foolishly drank both bottles o... woke up shamelessly the following morning with vomit and urine all over me with my roommate fuming. Apparently, I stood up at midnight, woke her up and told her I want to urinate on her. Before the poor girl could understand me, I started peeing and vomiting on her body and bed. She even beat me seriously as her hand marks were on my body but drunk me no even know. Since then, no alcohol for me o

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  34. The worst I did was trying to put off my Nokia torchlight by blowing it..I thought it was a candle. I don't still get what happened that day.

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  35. Was in a club with my friend & her married cousin whom I was seriously tripping for,i got me really high,I was shamelessly kissing him & giving him a hand job with everyone at sight.Gosh only god knows how we ended that night,but rightnow I hate that I did that.

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  36. I was trying to be a bad girl during NYSC as we had our end of service party...I drank like a fish and went to someone's house..I woke around 5am and discovered that I had drawn the map of Africa on the bed..My then Boyfriend quickly gave me his clothes to wear as in jean jacket and trouser with face-caps before 6am we ran away quickly.I still laff up till today...

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