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Saturday, September 28, 2019

Boredom Eliminating Post..

99 comments:

Twins Squared said...

Hawking up cough loudly

Anonymous said...

Eat and leave dirty dishes on the sink. That shit gets me from smiling to frowning so quick.

Aproko Queen said...

That chewing and drinking sound like you're goat. Making krr krr krr JEEZ๐Ÿคฆ‍♀️

Anonymous said...

Stealing fork ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข
Make I add jara
Shooting off babies๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป
Dragging in and forking
Suffocating babies
All the above bring in STI, UTI, HIV, death ☠๐Ÿ’€hell

Anonymous said...

Spitting.
How mch that shit irritates me.

SluttyChic said...

Nose picking.
Imagine coming to touch me after doing that ๐Ÿคฎ

Reina said...

Blowing their nose with their hands and wiping it on their clothes. Ewwwww.


Tbabe said...

Not shaving their pubic hair. It disgusts me.

360hawkview security said...

Picking nose

Kamikaze said...

Spitting.
Oh yuck! Gives me the heebie jeebies.

I even have a thing against handshakes. Who knows where those fingers have been?
Oh Lordie!

Anonymous said...

Hold one nostril and blow a snot rocket then proceed to disintegrate it with their feet. ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต

Coughing out phlegm indiscriminately. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿคข

Peeling flacks of dead skin around wounds..i heard some people eat it. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜จ

Blackberry said...

Picking nose, n putting fingers in their eyes like they be rolling dough.

Anonymous said...

PID -the cause of a lot of TTC. Feel free to google it.

Blackberry said...

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Brace yourselves this is going to be a gross post.

Blackberry said...

N spitting it out "plop"...ugh.

Medussa said...

Bathing once a day.
Sleeping with makeup and wig on.
Bathing once a day when non period (menstration)
Smelly armpit that when someone complains to you, instead of you to go and shave and take a bath you run to spray cheap bodyvspray on the smelling armpits.

When I remember more I will update!!!
Ciao

Blackberry said...

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ or using d finger to wat boli n fish with u.

Blackberry said...

Eat*

Blackberry said...

N you'll see remnants of catarrh in their noses.

Blackberry said...

And scratching ya smooth yansh.

Anonymous said...

Walk into the rest room to meet shit ( no matter how tiny it maybe) makes me throw up and I did be sick the whole day.

Peaceful Soul said...

Picking of nose.

Anonymous said...

Using feather to scratch ears while making the most annoying sound.
Brushing teeth and making that crazy sound.
People with gap tooth spitting through it.
Chewing food in an aggressive way and particles flying out and spraying everywhere.
Chewing gum and making that stupid sound.
Eating every grain of rice from the plate.
Leaving one swallow after eating...so so annoying.
Using fingers to mould burga from your nose and flipping it .
Farting in my present
Blowing whistle
Driving with one hand.

Anonymous said...

Using hand to eat rice

Nique said...

Not washing oily dishes properly. It posses me off.

Anonymous said...

Eating swallow with fork

Anonymous said...

Hissing

African Duchess said...

Not properly flushing the toilet after using it.
Not rinsing the soap off the wall of the bath tub after you had your shower.

African Duchess said...

Not properly flushing the toilet after using it.
Not rinsing the soap off the wall of the bath tub after you had your shower.

African Duchess said...

So yucky๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคจ

Keke said...

Using without flushing

Anonymous said...

Pele ooooo Saint

Castle said...

Constantly picking their eye particles (please I don't know what they're called).
Washing their hands in the plate they just ate with.

Amazing Grace said...

Tacharistics

Anonymous said...

@Blackey
You don carry enter 18 yard box? ๐Ÿ˜Š
I no dey scratch my smooth nyansh o
E for no dey smooth if I dey scratch am
For Naija babes wey dey steal fork, or drag
in and fork, no be you teach me na
them tohtoh dey itch?
❓❓
Ajuju ooo

Anonymous said...

I am sure you do worse but you don't know.

JayUrchy said...

Making noise while eating food or chewing gum. That sound irritates me

Anonymous said...

This is not gross or unhygienic.

Lillysimple said...

Sneezing on my body

Anonymous said...

Eating every grain of rice is gross to you? ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Driving with one hand? Lordy! This is wild ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.

Tbabe said...

Perxy i died and rose.
Your last sentence in the last paragraph! Yuck.

Anonymous said...

Utterly gross.

Anonymous said...

How many you don see?

Anonymous said...

characteristics of chihuahua na u mention so

African Duchess said...

Ohhh Perxian your last paragraph sounds so disgusting.Are you being serious@some people eat those๐Ÿ™„

African Duchess said...

Omgggg u are right.

Anonymous said...

Eating and not remaining you complain, eating and remaining you still complain,oga or madam please check yourself, ABA!!!!

mama triplet said...

dirty kitchen and dirty bathroom.
seeing kids unkept

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 18:27. Wetin happen? Farting in your presence? Are you married or ever going to marry because that must occure o. Better adjust in that area. sometimes, the thing just come like that especially when laughing your ass out to a very funny video or gist.

Gimbiya Zara said...

BlackBerry youre wicked๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Mkpuru Mma said...

Not unhygienic but slurping, smacking, gulping,popping gum or any other unnecessary loud mouth noises pisses me off.

Anonymous said...

How you take see am Biko.

Anonymous said...

Belching loudly

Sugar babe said...

Drinking water kwoooom,kwooooom.....
Not flushing toilets after using
Seeing used pads or tampon gush...

Kamikaze said...

Very. I have goosebumps from reading.

Lol....

Oriegwu said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Oriegwu really.

Anonymous said...

A nagging husband
A proud and ungrateful husband
You do everything to please him, he only sees the one you haven't done. Now I have changed from a quiet woman to a woman who talks back. How can life be this unfair. He complains if he buys food, I started buying food, he complains if he buys fuel, I started buying fuel, what about beverages, gas? I started buying these things, still he complains. Chai
I can't stand a nagging husband.

Anonymous said...

That’s nothing to Americans. If you hear some of them burp, you will get startled.

Anonymous said...

Who you be wey person nor go fit mess where you de sef. Fart in my presence.

Mrs. A.E, God's Own๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒป said...

Talking when there's food in their mouth

Picking their nose

Anonymous said...

A fart will be offensive to me if, it’s a push.
But, an accidental fart will not offend me.
The sound of a fart, which is pushed is normally louder.

Gifty said...

Omg, it annoys me, especially slurping all in the name of drinking.

Estelle said...

A smelly mouth puts me off instantly
A dirty/filthy bath or toilet
Keeping/storing dirty undies to wash later
Socking cloths in water for days,that smelly water irks me
Dirty bed sheet
An untidy or smelly room especially the ones with urine smell everywhere

excited courtesy said...

Spitting anyhow
Nose picking
Having stain of poo in he toilet
Talking with spit coming out from your mouth
Having vegetables or tomatoes hanging on your teeth after eating
Your mouth smelling food after having a meal
Brushing and spitting
Talking when you food inside your mouth

Makas said...

Everything listed above

Anonymous said...

peeing in the gutters. Gush! I feel like shooting guys when I see them do this. Then they shake up the little carrot in another disgusting manner. Yuck! Some will be close to toilets and still pee in the gutters. How disgusting can u get as a man?

OfficialMerchant said...

Aswear that sounds irks me!๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

OfficialMerchant said...

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ..terrible!

OfficialMerchant said...

BlackBerry don't make it worse na biki๐Ÿ™ˆ

Anonymous said...

Their medicine is ignoring them.Ignore,ignore,ignore.Once he start nagging,act like you are not hearing him.Even though he says the one that pains you,my sister IGNORE.He is only being stingy and upset that you are not stingy too.

OfficialMerchant said...

Kee me o๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Š

Anonymous said...

Their medicine is ignoring them.Ignore,ignore,ignore.Once he start nagging,act like you are not hearing him.Even though he says the one that pains you,my sister IGNORE.He is only being stingy and upset that you are not stingy too.

OfficialMerchant said...

Oh my!!๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

OfficialMerchant said...

BlackBerry is making it worse..lol

Anonymous said...

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Haha mbuzo

Yemi7up said...

Very irritating, sometimes I wish it was when we had war against indiscipline no man will do that publicly for the fear of koboko from the military men.

Anonymous said...

I hate when some people bleat like goat.

Anonymous said...

Yes, anony20:32, seconded. An accidental discharge/fart, no problem. However, make pesin no ever sidon for my front lift yansh then come press that kain rotten egg smell fart o. In response, reflex go just land pesin hot slap o b/4 you know am. Its called mutual RESPECT

Anonymous said...

And end up not washing their hands

DOCTOR EESAH SULTAN HERBALS said...

Lol. See questions

DOCTOR EESAH SULTAN HERBALS said...

Dang it!

DOCTOR EESAH SULTAN HERBALS said...

About the bathing once a day, it's good you clarified. Cause as a man, l don't see anything wrong with bathing once in a day esp on cold days or days you don't go out

DOCTOR EESAH SULTAN HERBALS said...

Chei, this very one can make me curse somaddy

Anonymous said...

You just described my hubby, I am just tired.

P.S said...

Started reading comments but stopped before I even got halfway.
Irritating, skin-crawling post mehn...I’ve goose bumps all over!

Anonymous said...

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ kai I know someone I ran away from because of this! It’s super irritating.

Anonymous said...

Oh yes Nelly! And leaving the bathroom floor wet. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Anonymous said...

Lmao which wan is kwooom kwooom? Lol.

Anonymous said...

Exactly, they make women hate marriage.

Anonymous said...

Having big cockroaches in their house & not warning me. Especially those flying ones, I dread them. If I see them, I make an excuse to leave hurriedly. That's how I was helping someone mop water & felt a sharp pain on a finger of my left hand.
Lo & behold brethren, it was the spike of a complete cockroach leg embedded in there. I stifled my scream of revulsion & immediately went to wash it off (dislodging the spike with a toothpick and watching the dismembered leg floating down the drain). I sanitized my hands but the skin still peeled the next day.
Now I don't know if one will mutate to a cockroach. Na wah!!!

Anonymous said...

This guy man is playing you; those complaints are to manipulate you into feeling guilty enough to relieve him of HIS responsibilities.
If he complains, you complain more. Fall on the floor & roll about while sobbing hysterically. He will be flabbergasted & yield to you.
Biko, return his purchasing power to him and allow the head of house wake up to his duties.

Anonymous said...

You are so real dear. Learn to walk away and the nagging will stop.

Anonymous said...

Anons 21:51
One of the benefits of being a Nigerian. You feel free doing it

Btw, so you keep looking at those "little carrots?"

missylynn said...

Snoring and chewing like a dog

Anonymous said...

You better go live in a cave

Anonymous said...

My hubby snores and chews like a dog but I don’t mind I love him like that. Am not perfect too

Anonymous said...

Sleeping with woman without CD. Even if she is ur wife.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for loving him that way.
I snore and my husband makes me feel like I have committed the worst offence on the planet. After a while, I have cone to realise he doesn't love me that much. If you love someone, their snoring won't really matter to you.