Stealing fork ๐คข๐คข๐คข Make I add jara Shooting off babies๐๐๐๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐ป Dragging in and forking Suffocating babies All the above bring in STI, UTI, HIV, death ☠๐hell
Bathing once a day. Sleeping with makeup and wig on. Bathing once a day when non period (menstration) Smelly armpit that when someone complains to you, instead of you to go and shave and take a bath you run to spray cheap bodyvspray on the smelling armpits.
Using feather to scratch ears while making the most annoying sound. Brushing teeth and making that crazy sound. People with gap tooth spitting through it. Chewing food in an aggressive way and particles flying out and spraying everywhere. Chewing gum and making that stupid sound. Eating every grain of rice from the plate. Leaving one swallow after eating...so so annoying. Using fingers to mould burga from your nose and flipping it . Farting in my present Blowing whistle Driving with one hand.
@Blackey You don carry enter 18 yard box? ๐ I no dey scratch my smooth nyansh o E for no dey smooth if I dey scratch am For Naija babes wey dey steal fork, or drag in and fork, no be you teach me na them tohtoh dey itch? ❓❓ Ajuju ooo
Anonymous 18:27. Wetin happen? Farting in your presence? Are you married or ever going to marry because that must occure o. Better adjust in that area. sometimes, the thing just come like that especially when laughing your ass out to a very funny video or gist.
A nagging husband A proud and ungrateful husband You do everything to please him, he only sees the one you haven't done. Now I have changed from a quiet woman to a woman who talks back. How can life be this unfair. He complains if he buys food, I started buying food, he complains if he buys fuel, I started buying fuel, what about beverages, gas? I started buying these things, still he complains. Chai I can't stand a nagging husband.
A smelly mouth puts me off instantly A dirty/filthy bath or toilet Keeping/storing dirty undies to wash later Socking cloths in water for days,that smelly water irks me Dirty bed sheet An untidy or smelly room especially the ones with urine smell everywhere
Spitting anyhow Nose picking Having stain of poo in he toilet Talking with spit coming out from your mouth Having vegetables or tomatoes hanging on your teeth after eating Your mouth smelling food after having a meal Brushing and spitting Talking when you food inside your mouth
peeing in the gutters. Gush! I feel like shooting guys when I see them do this. Then they shake up the little carrot in another disgusting manner. Yuck! Some will be close to toilets and still pee in the gutters. How disgusting can u get as a man?
Their medicine is ignoring them.Ignore,ignore,ignore.Once he start nagging,act like you are not hearing him.Even though he says the one that pains you,my sister IGNORE.He is only being stingy and upset that you are not stingy too.
Their medicine is ignoring them.Ignore,ignore,ignore.Once he start nagging,act like you are not hearing him.Even though he says the one that pains you,my sister IGNORE.He is only being stingy and upset that you are not stingy too.
Very irritating, sometimes I wish it was when we had war against indiscipline no man will do that publicly for the fear of koboko from the military men.
Yes, anony20:32, seconded. An accidental discharge/fart, no problem. However, make pesin no ever sidon for my front lift yansh then come press that kain rotten egg smell fart o. In response, reflex go just land pesin hot slap o b/4 you know am. Its called mutual RESPECT
About the bathing once a day, it's good you clarified. Cause as a man, l don't see anything wrong with bathing once in a day esp on cold days or days you don't go out
Having big cockroaches in their house & not warning me. Especially those flying ones, I dread them. If I see them, I make an excuse to leave hurriedly. That's how I was helping someone mop water & felt a sharp pain on a finger of my left hand. Lo & behold brethren, it was the spike of a complete cockroach leg embedded in there. I stifled my scream of revulsion & immediately went to wash it off (dislodging the spike with a toothpick and watching the dismembered leg floating down the drain). I sanitized my hands but the skin still peeled the next day. Now I don't know if one will mutate to a cockroach. Na wah!!!
This guy man is playing you; those complaints are to manipulate you into feeling guilty enough to relieve him of HIS responsibilities. If he complains, you complain more. Fall on the floor & roll about while sobbing hysterically. He will be flabbergasted & yield to you. Biko, return his purchasing power to him and allow the head of house wake up to his duties.
Thank you for loving him that way. I snore and my husband makes me feel like I have committed the worst offence on the planet. After a while, I have cone to realise he doesn't love me that much. If you love someone, their snoring won't really matter to you.
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Hawking up cough loudly
Eat and leave dirty dishes on the sink. That shit gets me from smiling to frowning so quick.
That chewing and drinking sound like you're goat. Making krr krr krr JEEZ๐คฆ♀️
Stealing fork ๐คข๐คข๐คข
Make I add jara
Shooting off babies๐๐๐๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐ป
Dragging in and forking
Suffocating babies
All the above bring in STI, UTI, HIV, death ☠๐hell
Spitting.
How mch that shit irritates me.
Nose picking.
Imagine coming to touch me after doing that ๐คฎ
Blowing their nose with their hands and wiping it on their clothes. Ewwwww.
Not shaving their pubic hair. It disgusts me.
Picking nose
Spitting.
Oh yuck! Gives me the heebie jeebies.
I even have a thing against handshakes. Who knows where those fingers have been?
Oh Lordie!
Hold one nostril and blow a snot rocket then proceed to disintegrate it with their feet. ๐ท๐ต๐ต
Coughing out phlegm indiscriminately. ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐คข
Peeling flacks of dead skin around wounds..i heard some people eat it. ๐คข๐คข๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐จ
Picking nose, n putting fingers in their eyes like they be rolling dough.
PID -the cause of a lot of TTC. Feel free to google it.
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Brace yourselves this is going to be a gross post.
N spitting it out "plop"...ugh.
Bathing once a day.
Sleeping with makeup and wig on.
Bathing once a day when non period (menstration)
Smelly armpit that when someone complains to you, instead of you to go and shave and take a bath you run to spray cheap bodyvspray on the smelling armpits.
When I remember more I will update!!!
Ciao
๐๐ or using d finger to wat boli n fish with u.
Eat*
N you'll see remnants of catarrh in their noses.
And scratching ya smooth yansh.
Walk into the rest room to meet shit ( no matter how tiny it maybe) makes me throw up and I did be sick the whole day.
Picking of nose.
Using feather to scratch ears while making the most annoying sound.
Brushing teeth and making that crazy sound.
People with gap tooth spitting through it.
Chewing food in an aggressive way and particles flying out and spraying everywhere.
Chewing gum and making that stupid sound.
Eating every grain of rice from the plate.
Leaving one swallow after eating...so so annoying.
Using fingers to mould burga from your nose and flipping it .
Farting in my present
Blowing whistle
Driving with one hand.
Using hand to eat rice
Not washing oily dishes properly. It posses me off.
Eating swallow with fork
Hissing
Not properly flushing the toilet after using it.
Not rinsing the soap off the wall of the bath tub after you had your shower.
Not properly flushing the toilet after using it.
Not rinsing the soap off the wall of the bath tub after you had your shower.
So yucky๐๐คจ
Using without flushing
Pele ooooo Saint
Constantly picking their eye particles (please I don't know what they're called).
Washing their hands in the plate they just ate with.
Tacharistics
@Blackey
You don carry enter 18 yard box? ๐
I no dey scratch my smooth nyansh o
E for no dey smooth if I dey scratch am
For Naija babes wey dey steal fork, or drag
in and fork, no be you teach me na
them tohtoh dey itch?
❓❓
Ajuju ooo
I am sure you do worse but you don't know.
Making noise while eating food or chewing gum. That sound irritates me
This is not gross or unhygienic.
Sneezing on my body
Eating every grain of rice is gross to you? ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
Driving with one hand? Lordy! This is wild ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ.
Perxy i died and rose.
Your last sentence in the last paragraph! Yuck.
Utterly gross.
How many you don see?
characteristics of chihuahua na u mention so
Ohhh Perxian your last paragraph sounds so disgusting.Are you being serious@some people eat those๐
Omgggg u are right.
Eating and not remaining you complain, eating and remaining you still complain,oga or madam please check yourself, ABA!!!!
dirty kitchen and dirty bathroom.
seeing kids unkept
Anonymous 18:27. Wetin happen? Farting in your presence? Are you married or ever going to marry because that must occure o. Better adjust in that area. sometimes, the thing just come like that especially when laughing your ass out to a very funny video or gist.
BlackBerry youre wicked๐๐๐๐
Not unhygienic but slurping, smacking, gulping,popping gum or any other unnecessary loud mouth noises pisses me off.
How you take see am Biko.
Belching loudly
Drinking water kwoooom,kwooooom.....
Not flushing toilets after using
Seeing used pads or tampon gush...
Very. I have goosebumps from reading.
Lol....
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Oriegwu really.
A nagging husband
A proud and ungrateful husband
You do everything to please him, he only sees the one you haven't done. Now I have changed from a quiet woman to a woman who talks back. How can life be this unfair. He complains if he buys food, I started buying food, he complains if he buys fuel, I started buying fuel, what about beverages, gas? I started buying these things, still he complains. Chai
I can't stand a nagging husband.
That’s nothing to Americans. If you hear some of them burp, you will get startled.
Who you be wey person nor go fit mess where you de sef. Fart in my presence.
Talking when there's food in their mouth
Picking their nose
A fart will be offensive to me if, it’s a push.
But, an accidental fart will not offend me.
The sound of a fart, which is pushed is normally louder.
Omg, it annoys me, especially slurping all in the name of drinking.
A smelly mouth puts me off instantly
A dirty/filthy bath or toilet
Keeping/storing dirty undies to wash later
Socking cloths in water for days,that smelly water irks me
Dirty bed sheet
An untidy or smelly room especially the ones with urine smell everywhere
Spitting anyhow
Nose picking
Having stain of poo in he toilet
Talking with spit coming out from your mouth
Having vegetables or tomatoes hanging on your teeth after eating
Your mouth smelling food after having a meal
Brushing and spitting
Talking when you food inside your mouth
Everything listed above
peeing in the gutters. Gush! I feel like shooting guys when I see them do this. Then they shake up the little carrot in another disgusting manner. Yuck! Some will be close to toilets and still pee in the gutters. How disgusting can u get as a man?
Aswear that sounds irks me!๐คฎ๐คฎ
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ..terrible!
BlackBerry don't make it worse na biki๐
Their medicine is ignoring them.Ignore,ignore,ignore.Once he start nagging,act like you are not hearing him.Even though he says the one that pains you,my sister IGNORE.He is only being stingy and upset that you are not stingy too.
Kee me o๐คฃ๐
Their medicine is ignoring them.Ignore,ignore,ignore.Once he start nagging,act like you are not hearing him.Even though he says the one that pains you,my sister IGNORE.He is only being stingy and upset that you are not stingy too.
Oh my!!๐๐
BlackBerry is making it worse..lol
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Haha mbuzo
Very irritating, sometimes I wish it was when we had war against indiscipline no man will do that publicly for the fear of koboko from the military men.
I hate when some people bleat like goat.
Yes, anony20:32, seconded. An accidental discharge/fart, no problem. However, make pesin no ever sidon for my front lift yansh then come press that kain rotten egg smell fart o. In response, reflex go just land pesin hot slap o b/4 you know am. Its called mutual RESPECT
And end up not washing their hands
Lol. See questions
Dang it!
About the bathing once a day, it's good you clarified. Cause as a man, l don't see anything wrong with bathing once in a day esp on cold days or days you don't go out
Chei, this very one can make me curse somaddy
You just described my hubby, I am just tired.
Started reading comments but stopped before I even got halfway.
Irritating, skin-crawling post mehn...I’ve goose bumps all over!
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ kai I know someone I ran away from because of this! It’s super irritating.
Oh yes Nelly! And leaving the bathroom floor wet. ๐ก๐ก
Lmao which wan is kwooom kwooom? Lol.
Exactly, they make women hate marriage.
Having big cockroaches in their house & not warning me. Especially those flying ones, I dread them. If I see them, I make an excuse to leave hurriedly. That's how I was helping someone mop water & felt a sharp pain on a finger of my left hand.
Lo & behold brethren, it was the spike of a complete cockroach leg embedded in there. I stifled my scream of revulsion & immediately went to wash it off (dislodging the spike with a toothpick and watching the dismembered leg floating down the drain). I sanitized my hands but the skin still peeled the next day.
Now I don't know if one will mutate to a cockroach. Na wah!!!
This guy man is playing you; those complaints are to manipulate you into feeling guilty enough to relieve him of HIS responsibilities.
If he complains, you complain more. Fall on the floor & roll about while sobbing hysterically. He will be flabbergasted & yield to you.
Biko, return his purchasing power to him and allow the head of house wake up to his duties.
You are so real dear. Learn to walk away and the nagging will stop.
Anons 21:51
One of the benefits of being a Nigerian. You feel free doing it
Btw, so you keep looking at those "little carrots?"
Snoring and chewing like a dog
You better go live in a cave
My hubby snores and chews like a dog but I don’t mind I love him like that. Am not perfect too
Sleeping with woman without CD. Even if she is ur wife.
Thank you for loving him that way.
I snore and my husband makes me feel like I have committed the worst offence on the planet. After a while, I have cone to realise he doesn't love me that much. If you love someone, their snoring won't really matter to you.
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