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Thursday, December 05, 2019

Laugh Out Loud



42 comments:

  1. 不不不不不 i dont blame that person. This happens when u are in a state of severe confusion.

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  2. my belle oo. The passenger should have pointed out the "less turbulent route" to the pilot na. Since he knows air geography very well.

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  3. Yes na, is that the only route the pilot can pass?

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  4. I have the script of my very own personal drama, kai ! but shame will not let me say it here.
    To the poor Alhaji that sat next to me that day
    Come to think of it, it was even a local flight, and that got me infuriated.

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  5. abi? the person was right........lol

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  6. But she is right in a way.
    Why did the pilot get into a turbulence. Wasn't there weather reports.
    It just goes to show us the deficiency of the human systems.

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    1. Don't mind them. A lot of them laughing have never been in a flight first time.

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    2. What are you talking about . Wee you Kip kwayet 井

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    3. Lol ,the joke is on you 20.32. You are a huge joker.

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  7. Am a pilot. There is nothing ignorant about the question. While most people would laugh ignorantly, the Pilot can avoid turbulence by Changing course and avoiding the jet stream. Not a very funny post

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    1. Thank you jare

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    2. Serious pilot, we don hear

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    3. So all the international flights I have entered the pilots didn't know what they were doing?? You are trying to say it is incompetence that makes them fly through turbulence or they deliberately choose to???

      I remember when I went to Miami the seat belt sign was on for 2 hours straight, weather was really bad. Mr Pilot you are lie, I doubt you even know what you are saying.

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    4. Pilot please help us, tell them to teach the Pilots to learn how to fly above the turbulence, especially that south south, air space.

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    5. Im not a pilot but got a lot of them as friends and spouse
      What the pilot up there is trying to say is that pilots have options to skip clouds aka turbulence and take another route . Of cus there are times where its inevitable n you will just rough it . For example if there are too many planes in the your area. If you are about to land at JFK in an hourand there are 30 other planes approaching JFK and you can onky stick to your route with turbulence . Then of cus
      Just clarifying to thr best of my knowledge

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  8. she is right tho, tho i av never flown, bt i think flights follow weather forecast and routes

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  9. Fear makes me fart.
    Can't forget the flight from Abuja to Akwaibom. It was terrifying. I couldn't even pray just crying and farting loudly and it was smelly too. I wants to beleive nobody noticed sha.
    Thank God for safety

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    1. OMG, that fart, actually was the end product of your fear, sweaty feet, light headedness etc
      That is the south south air space for you.
      I am sure when you got off the Plane, you turned back and did the waka hand sign to the Plane..lol !

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    2. You didn't get it? Your fart was the cause of the turbulence. Even the plane couldn't take it anymore.

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  10. I actually laughed out loud poor passenger.

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  11. Confuse ga dima te! Funny how fear can make one say ridiculous things a times

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  12. Lol. When your live is involved you forget everything you know and speak gibberish

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  13. Fear and fart, Supermom you made my day I can't stop laughing 不不不

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