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Thursday, December 26, 2019

Most Hilarious Or Unforgettable Christmas Ever.....

Do you have a most Hilarious Christmas or a most unforgettable Christmas experience?Then share with us...........




My most hilarious Christmas ever was when i insisted on spending Christmas at my Uncles because i felt my Mums Christmas rice was not Rich enough....I went to my Uncles and Christmas Rice was BEANS!!!!

The shock eh....

I learnt my lesson oh and demanded to go back home that same day before my Mums rice would be finished LOL.

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  1. My most unforgettable Christmas was many years ago. I had just gotten a new phone...motorolla with that sweet ring tone...hello motor πŸ˜€
    On the 23rd of December that year, I stepped out to see someone. While gisting with my friend, some guys walked up to us and took our phones. They robbed us!!! It was so painful!!! It's a long story which I'll never forget. Are there still Motorolla phones?

    Sluttychic.

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    1. I don't think anyone is using motorolla in this jet age.

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    2. Eheya.
      I use Motorola phone. Android version

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    3. Of course there is still Motorola phones but they are more advanced now and better

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    4. Must have been a pretty sad Christmas. Doubt if people still use motorola.

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    5. Oh, it was a very sad Christmas for me.
      Wealthy methuselah, are you serious? I’d love to get one . I love the “hello motor” ring tone πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    6. I remember Motorola! I used that slim one called blade abi razor that time. Very beautiful phones

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    7. What I used in sending this message is Motorola phone. I love the phone because is unique na me and my "Hello Moto"

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  2. Lmao! @stella
    That’s why we should always appreciate what we have, we don’t know what’s going on in other people flat.

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  3. I think my most memorable Christmas has to be yesterday tho. I went 'home' as a 'visitor', so no work at all for me. Went with my husband as my parents invited us to spend Christmas with them. My sister and her husband came too.

    What didn't they cook yesterday, jollof rice, fried rice, salad, semo, stew etc and I didn't share in the stress at all.

    Then we all went to 'merry go round' as my nephew and niece call it.

    It may have turned out normal but my sister has the funniest husband I have ever come across.

    See us doing train driver and conductor on one fun train ride that had not started moving. Abi when he claimed he was the conductor of the train and entered just as the train was leaving to the annoyance of the true 'conductor'.

    My husband nko, protector and carrier of the children. Honestly, it was my best Christmas in a while. Hope others had the same fun I had.


    It was a really merry Christmas

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    1. Marriage woman Enjoy your first Christmas as a marriage woman. Marriage woman is my own way of addressing a newly married woman πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    2. EKa ...Happy Married life
      May the good Lord bless your home,your marriage Shall be a blessing.
      May your Children surround your table..
      You Shall see your Children's children in Jesus name

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    3. Congratulations Eka Joy 🎊.
      Get a life excited courtesy πŸ™„πŸ˜πŸ˜

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    4. Happy married life Eka joy.

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  4. I am here to read comments and laugh hard.

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  5. Mine wasn’t Xmas per se, so I was at the village and I met an Uncle of mine, it’s been ages so we decided to chill at one local bar, that’s how I was mixing orijin bottle and plastic! Feeling like a Gee, I took 3 orijin big bottles with 3 plastics! I was stil feeling cool, as I got to the house, no light, that’s how I met Mumsy, she just said if u throw up here ehn! Before ehn finished, Boyoyo don Dey spray for toilet Ikwakwakwakwakwa olboy hangover the next morning! And to worsen every, my silly Ex that’s year didn’t even buzz me one bit to know how i was faring throughout my stay in the Villa!.... #Memories!....

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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  6. Mine wasn’t Xmas per se, so I was at the village and I met an Uncle of mine, it’s been ages so we decided to chill at one local bar, that’s how I was mixing orijin bottle and plastic! Feeling like a Gee, I took 3 orijin big bottles with 3 plastics! I was stil feeling cool, as I got to the house, no light, that’s how I met Mumsy, she just said if u throw up here ehn! Before ehn finished, Boyoyo don Dey spray for toilet Ikwakwakwakwakwa olboy hangover the next morning! And to worsen every, my silly Ex that’s year didn’t even buzz me one bit to know how i was faring throughout my stay in the Villa!.... #Memories!....

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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  7. Fan Emmanuel9 December 2018 at 16:23
    I remember one Christmas in the nineties that my father bought Christmas dress for all of us,but my elder sister as a teneger that wanted to belong didn't like her own dress so she decided to hustle to make money and buy her own test.
    She prepared moimoi and went out to sell it. She later came back in the evening and complained bitterly that she only sold few. The following morning,she warmed the moimoi and begged me to go help her sell as her "junior" sister wey I be.
    As I was going about shouting "goonu maimai"πŸ˜‚ the first customer to buy from me come be a police officerπŸ˜‚ as the man buy #10 own I left only for this man to call me back immediately and asked me na who give you this poison?" I told him it's my sister and he forcefully collected the #10 in my hand and told me to drop my tray of moimoi with him and go call my sister.πŸ˜‚ I immediately dropped it and ranπŸ˜‚ as I was running I mistakenly fell inside gutter and one of my legs dislocated!! I managed to go back home in tears ..
    When I got home my sister was expecting me to come with money but after narrating everything to her she told me to forget about even our tray that she's not going to see the police officer.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Kai...

    The following day being 24th December my leg haf already swollen up. That year Christmas was my worst Christmas ever...πŸ˜‚

    This is still my most unforgettable Christmas ever,πŸ˜‚

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ lol @my sister that wanted to belong!! I

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    2. Can't stop laughing especially at "who gave u this poison"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Hahahaha this still cracked me up the second time.

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    5. Fan you wan keep mi with laughter 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Fan Emmanuel you always have the funniest narratives.

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    7. 🀣🀣🀣 @ who gave u this poison

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  8. My own unforgettable Christmas was 97,went to see my boyfriend then..on my way back home,i say make i follow a bush path home,only for me to be sting by a bee chai!! Cos I bathed with his perfume before leaving his place (hahaha) I cried home,d whole celebration turned sour due to d pains I was going thru..since then I'm very careful not to spray too much perfume any time I'm in d villa

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  9. Cant think of any ,let me read comments

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  10. This is going to be interesting.. here to read comments

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  11. I was at a Christmas party some years back at our hometown. Normal party where all the family will gather because it was and still a big house. Bimbo lived in the area and she was very very very endowed that year. Just imagine Juliet Ibrahim with Cossy’s brezz.

    That’s how I sha used scope as city boy to enter her. My mistake was that I brought her home. The house had like 4 entrances so we sneaked in through the side because everyone was back making food.

    I did not know that one of my silly cousin was around. I heard a sound while we were ‘chopping’ each other but I didn’t see anybody when I didn’t pay attention. I didn’t know my 10 year old cousin had gone to tell everyone that I was in the house with ‘Aunty Bimbo’ and we were doing bed fight like his mom and dad used to do. All the women were now gathered in the dinning so there was no way we could go out without seeing everyone. The walk of shame that day no be here as the little boy was there making remarks while we were leaving with 14 people in the dinning room.

    Bimbo is now an actress/producer/influencer and once in a while when she comes to USA, we still chop ourselves. This happened like 12 years ago. (The cousin too is a popular IG comedian now)

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    1. Are you married? Is Bimbo married? If not, why not both come together..

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  12. Not this Christmas but my unforgettable Christmas was when my cousin decided to cook beans instead of rice. I wanted to travel home but had to come back cos my money wasn't enough...didn't know they had increased all the fares. Was staying with her and my family in Abuja then...mehn that was the worst Xmas ever and she cooked it late on top! Her husband vowed that none of his relatives living & unborn will ever marry Ibo. Didnt blame him anyway, the things she was doing before then, I kept wondering if we were truly related ..very toxic somborri. Her hubby eventually went out and bought pizza cos everyone was just fed up and na she come chop am pass. Thank God I left that toxic place

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  13. Few years ago,a group of masquerade and their musical group called Ogbangbada( those type in Phyno and Flavir's musical videos) came to entertain us in the villa.

    They were offered cartons of beer and fried meat after their performance, later one of them in a drunken state was muttering "anu na mmanya akalia ebea, anu anyigokwa onye usa( meat and drinks plenty o, long throat people can't munch meat again). Then he excused himself to ease up nearby, after peeing he found a pickup van beside the garden and quietly climbed the back, unzipped the wooly garb and slept off. The mmanwu needed fresh air jare.

    Few minutes to 5pm the others danced away forgetting him and at about 7pm someone went to lock the back door and found a masquerade there. The woman raced back screaming "ajo muuo agbaoo, gbaba nu osoo( an evil masquerade has emerged o, make una run o). The race eeh. Everyone scampered left right and center, me climbed the old surface tank one time, some were wailing, some were crying. The commotion eh till some brave ones carried matches to go confront 'it' and drag the drunkard out. Chai.

    His garb was ceased for some days while his team came begging.
    Hahahaha.

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    1. ahahaha chineke my tummy o

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    3. And the prize for the most hilarious post goes to you! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    4. Choi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ jeez just picturing the commotion is cracking me up.

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  14. I still wonder if the movies of today are still made in Idumota????...

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  15. Kwakwakwa the masquerade went on cooooooooool break. Xp will kill me

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  16. This is extremely hillarious...im in a public place and just burst out laughing after readig thisπŸ˜€...enough stares,me i no send...thanks fir making my day.

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  17. This Christmas was the saddest for me, I practically had to drag myself all through, even hubby broke down at some point.

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    1. you are stronger than you know honey!
      you both will pass out of this phase stronger!!

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