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OH MY GOD!
Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square, Rome.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
“My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father”.
The second Catholic man chirps,
“My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Lordship”
The third Catholic gent says,
“My son is an Archbishop. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Grace”
The fourth Catholic gent says,
“My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says “Your Eminence”.”
The fifth Catholic man says very proudly,
“My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Holiness”.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the five men gave her a subtle, “Well…?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter,
Slim,
Tall,
Very very beautiful,
38D breast,
24″ waist and
34” hips.
When she walks into a room, people say,
“My God!🤣🤣🤣
*Have a splendid week!!!*
Lolz.
ReplyDeleteI swear the one about water resistant phone got me laughing.i hear say i try m.after spending how many thousands to buy,if i hear say i confirm if na water resistance ehn
ReplyDeletenaija no dey carry last🤣🤣
DeleteEven if the carton of the phone is water,Nigerians will never put the phone back in the water to reconfirm if its water resistant.
DeleteWe mad like that.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny memes.
Loooooool
ReplyDeleteF**k it😂😂😂 the last joke that woman won hands down!
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😀😀😂😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
ReplyDeleteLmao! The one about the money in the bible got me so haaarrrd. I don laugh fall for ground .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteWhile growing up
DeleteMy cousin would take other peoples money ,
One day he put his money in his bible with the hope that no one would take it,
Someone took it he started shouting how the person isnt afraid to steal from the bible .
It was quite hilarious the money was returned to him , apparently the person just wanted to teach him a lesson.
Ezzz like you used to be an "Isrealite"
DeleteLast one was cool. Nigerians can we ever experiment with lol
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteThe phone resistant is so me. Was on a shift with my Kenyan colleague, she was eating and food crumb left a dirt stain on her Apple phone. She quickly went and washed it under tap water, and i was like " i wish i can wash mine like that. (I use Samsung)Immediately iquickly said Noooooooo. She said the Nigerian in me wouldn't let me try it. I laughed so hard eeh.
ReplyDeleteI see my nephews swim with their phones 😂😂😂
DeleteBut I've never tried it and never will
Lmao!!!!
@Chocolat i'm telling you, except Samsung officially gives me a written and signed warranty lolzz.
Delete🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteThats how a friend bought this screen guard they were selling one time that if u hit stone/hammer on your fone the guard protects your fone. Thats how she bought the guard for 2k or so and wen we got home she took hammer to test the screenguard and I was telling her I have a bad feeling abt it but she no hear. Thats how she shattered d screen of her samsung S8+ oo. She never get money to buy screen till now.
ReplyDeleteThe CEO one isnt as funny as the others
ReplyDeleteIt was to me.
DeleteNo matter what happens, life continues
That is how a friend came to meet me asking for advice concerning her relationship. I gave the yeye girl correct advice, only for that one to tell her boyfriend because they reconciled. Boyfriend came and told me that if not that he esteem's me highly he would have dealt with me as a cultist that he was.
ReplyDeleteThey later broke up again, I held my advice close to my chest. Make everyone dey their dey🚶♂️
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