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Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Adventures Of 'Oko Ashawo' The Uber Driver...

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About 2 years ago, I was on an official assignment in Lagos with my boss while I was still working with the State Government in another state. After the day's activities, I dropped him off at his hotel in Victoria Island and I went to look for a hotel. Meanwhile, I was given enough money for accommodation but I don't know what brought out the miserly side of me that night o....


After dropping my boss at the Eko Hotel around 10pm, I was bored and decided to catch some fun. I went to one joint like that somewhere within VI and had a drink and fish pepper soup. There were so many girls around. Some were even winking at me. I was forming hard man. I didn't pay any attention to them. Then, I looked at the time. It was already 11pm and I needed to book my hotel room fast.


I then went out. The usual hotel where I stay was fully booked. I went to some others around and they were seemingly too expensive. It's not as if the accommodation allowance I got couldn't take care of it o. I didn't want to go too far but stay close to my boss hence I came up with a decision....


I went back to the joint I was initially, took another drink. This time, a girl came to join me on my table. Normally, I wouldn't even dignify them by giving them attention, not to talk of gisting with them. But an idea came to me that since I'm trying to get a cheap accommodation in that area, these girls usually should know all the options available.



I now asked the girl for an affordable and reasonable hotel and she said there are lots around. I now told her if she doesn't mind, she can take me there and show me, then I bring her back and give her a little token . E be like say na the drink even dey affect my thinking that night sef.... Indulging the girl was my mistake





She took me to a nice place that cost 12k and told me there's another one I can get for less. She was nice and all. In my mind, I was like, hmmmm, this girl no bad o. I finally settled for a hotel and when I wanted to take her back to the joint where I picked her from, she changed it for me ....


In my mind, I was like.... "Wait a minute.... What's going on here"? I didn't understand anymore. The seemingly nice girl had suddenly turned into something else. All I did was tell her that I really appreciate her help and company and I'll take her back to the joint where I picked her and give her a little token for her effort.


This girl no gree o. She change am for me......


The next thing was this... She told me that I should take her into my room and fuck, that which kind of nonsense is that? Do I take her for a fool? That I must do o....
Somebody that was all nice and "assumed" to be a posh girl with all her accent and well spoken English and manners changed to rough pidgin English. I knew I was in trouble.....


She said I have two choices and in any case, I must pay.
The first choice is... I take her to the room right away, fuck and pay or .....


I choose not to fuck and still pay. That if I don't respond fast, she'll show me and I'll be surprised at what she can do.,..


I said to myself.....
"I don die this night"
"Who send me"?
I had agreed with her I'll give her 2k for showing me a place and she denied and said we never discussed that.
She said I told her I'll be taking her for the night at the hotel.


I told her... No nah....I was still trying to be reasonable.


Before I knew it, she removed her wig, threw it with her bag on the floor and I saw the devil personified with all shades of ugliness. The drink cleared immediately and she was the ugliest thing I'd ever met.


The next thing.....

She jacked my shirt and up close, I could see her skimpy top and what looked like well rounded breasts was just padded push up bra. I started seeing all other blemishes including plenty stretch marks all over, different patches of colours, over bleached skin and all.


I was like .... Wait o..... I have to do something fast before it degenerates further. To top it all, I was driving the state official car with the state's plate number. People had started gathering and things degenerated so fast


Her fellow business women came for support and some area boys were already gathering.

I then remembered the scriptures...
"Settle with your adversary quickly...."

I quickly brought out 5k to give to her but she rejected it and said her money is 10k, that I fucked her and refused to pay.

I thought to myself.... Who will believe me?


Abeg, before the story changes again, I quickly brought out 10k fast, gave her, entered the car and zoomed off....


I then thought to myself.... What the hell was I thinking about? How did I put myself in this mess?


Finally, I gave myself brain. I looked at the change left. I had to drive far away towards Ajah and made up my mind that last last, I'll leave very early before traffic builds up to be at Eko Hotel.


I was able to get a place for 12k.
So, after settling down, I went outside to buy Suya. Then another thing happened......


I wanted to compensate myself by eating Suya before sleeping o.


As soon as I stepped out, close to the Suya spot, I saw some girls lurking around. Then one of them strolled towards me and said ....
"Hey handsome, she was so bold, she came and touched me...
She asked... "Are you lodging here? I just nodded in the affirmative.
In my mind, I was like ..... Not again.... Not this night please


She then told me that if I don't mind, she can be my company for the night and give me a very good blow job and mind blowing sex. Before I knew it, the next thing was that she touched my prick and said.., wow, I can give you .....


I didn't even wait for her to finish her gibberish and quickly grabbed her hands and warned her to stay off me. I saw her other friends lurking around the dark corners.


I just said to myself... Devil, you have failed. I told the Suya guy to abort. I did a quick dash back to my hotel. At the reception, another thing happened....


While collecting my keys, the girl there asked if I'd be needing company for the night, that she can see that I'm alone, that she can arrange a very good girl for me fast. That all I need to do is to tell her my spec.


I just told her nicely that she shouldn't worry that I'm tired and I'll be fine.
She then asked.... Are you sure?


I just knew it that the devil was after me that night. I just walked away to my room sulking over my lost 10k

48 comments:

  1. This will be very interesting. Keep it comingπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
    This remind of some asewos and their client fighting yesterday in front of black gate, Whitehouse bus top. The asewos beat the guy to stupor and collected all the money he had on him. The funny part Na the crowd wey gather and nobody deem it fit to save the guyman. They almost killed...😁😁😁 chaiii. He was just shouting emapami emapami ejooooo

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣him wan use ashy play

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚this is very interesting

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    3. He met his Waterloo.

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    4. What irks me the most is the effrontery with which these prostitutes wrap their filthy palms around our dicks without invitation or prior notice! WHAT MANNER OF INDECENT SEXUAL MISCONDUCT/ASSAULT!! ......and nobody is doing anything about it!?! #mtcheewe

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    5. Most of them r so pretty, clean skin and well spoken. It made me wonder alot

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    6. I remember one Olosho I straffed. She was asking me for relationship advise and how her boyfriend is acting strange and she loves him with all her heart. She even called him to say she saved up some money for him.

      This same girl gave me blowjob and was riding me. She even wanted my number so she can come to my house gan gan to service me yet 90% of our yarn is about her boyfriend. Me I don’t now understand women again o

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  2. Lmao πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ good for you poster. You didn't want to spend much on a good hotel, instead you ended up paying for pussy you didn't fuck.
    Is this how runs babes behave? Very hostile.

    Sluttychic.

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  3. Lol poster, this your story good for Nollywood oh.

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  4. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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  5. Hahahahah, so funny but wait ooo, upon all the people around it is only an ashawo on duty you saw to show you a hotel?. There are no Federal or state law against prostitution so they are on active duty, steer clear of them if you are not ready to patronise them.

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  6. Hahaha penny wise pound foolish. You ended up spending 22k when you wanted to save money.
    πŸ˜‚ we should all learn a thing or two from this story especially if we like cutting corners or scrimping on every expense

    Poster of Sunday, Hope not be your missing uber driver husband be this oh 🀐🀐🀐

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  7. It's like sex is more readily available than food. God have mercy!

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    1. Come out from 8pm to kada cinemas, and come see beautiful babes that when you see them in broad day light, u will not believe that such babes can engage in such. I hear with as little as 5k u can take them home for the night.

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  8. If i were you i will agree to go f#ck her. I will drop her at reception and call hotel security for her.

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  9. What is wrong with a girl having stretch marks?

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    1. nothing wrong o stretch marks can be adorable but stretch marks on ashuwa be more like scars of battle, you feel me?

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    2. strech marks get levels

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    3. There's nothing wrong with stretch marks o. The funny thing is that I guess the eyes of the poster cleared when she changed it for him and he could see now clearly what he probably thought was flawless beauty .... hahahaha

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    4. I am here to learn and read comments. I am laughing so hard. BVs no dey disappoint

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  10. Haha! Hoez get zero chill and can be very daring.

    Sometime one asked me and my guy to fuck her in her anus, cos we tell them say we be gay and she was seriously following us upandan, followed us to the room, but my guy no dey like pay money for sex and me no dey like fvck sharwama cos once I tried it, even normal 'morning glory' wey healthy guy soppos see, I no see for 1 week

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    1. Lolzzzz @ morning GloryπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    3. Which wan be "normal morning glory"...okay this comment don finish me with laughter hhahahaaha

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  11. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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  12. Your village people were playing ludo on your case but God save you.Thank your starsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  13. I don laugh taya.... Chai😁😁😁

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  14. Your village people were really following you in their legions that night. If you hadn't settle na so we go see say "SDK bv beaten to stupor for not paying olosho after nacks".

    Abeg people should send more chronicles on this o

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  15. These ashawos no get joy at all. I remember the story of a man who gave a girl lift and while dropping her, he changed the story that the man took her for the night and has refused to pay. Crowd gathered on top the matter and the man had to pay o. Na wah

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  16. Lolz interesting pieces.... All this Ash no get shame for body.

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  17. Lol! The matter serious ohh Ashawo no get friend.

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  18. Lolz. My you for just do the do o. You just lose your 10k for nothing.

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  19. Sweet story 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  20. Hahaha 'Oko Ashawo'πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ very interesting

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  21. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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  22. I am in top management in a hotel. What we see and hear weekly. The whole thing makes me tired. It like almost everyone is a prostitute . We are always settling disputes of Oga pay me naa!!

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    1. 😁😁😁😁🀭🀭🀭🀭

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  23. Heaven knows that if na me, I go Don cure like 2 of those babes. ... No dulling moment ooo, Kant lose 10k and stay the night alone.. .

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  24. ����������������������������������������na laugh I dey herehsince.

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  25. I once had a girl sit beside me at a garden in Abuja. I bought her drinks and food but when I was about to leave she said I should pay her for the time she sat with me even though I was not the one that invited her to sit with me. Long story short as she was about to grab my shirt I took a huge rock and hit her head, she passed out and I left.

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    1. You say what? You hit her head and she passed out?πŸ™†

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