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Friday, March 06, 2020

Toasting Gone Wrong....

A Twitter user posted this chat between him and a lady and wanted to know the experience of others.....
If you ask me,I think she was joking about the Condom bit,his sens of humour didn't grasp....











35 comments:

  1. WTH is this... πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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  2. Choi! I remember when I used to do this to catch girls. I’d deliberately look for fault in their English. Especially when they use ‘have’ instead of ‘has’ and vice versa. Girls use to fall gannn when you display superiority. Or if I say ‘is that your boyfriend?’ and get the affirmative, I’d just do a mocking laugh and say I’m sorry. The best one is when you meet actresses or celebs and talk normal to them and they ask if you know them but you say no, you have never heard of them so they should introduce themselves. Olorun mi oooooo, that one is a knockout! Even Aunty Linda fell for it! I chop girls ehnnn but I’m now a born again!

    Don’t be surprised, this stupid boy still wants to straff. He is just displaying superiority first so the girl won’t start feeling like she did him a favor by having sex.

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    1. That would only work on girls with low self esteem issues. I once met a guy who did the correction thing with me. He regretted he ever did it. I keep on making the same mistake on purpose till he got tired.

      One mentioned a body flaw which he obviously saw before he came to toast me, it was that day he realised he had tiny legs and gorilla head even opolo eyes. He developed esteem issues instead and wanted to cry.

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    2. 15:04πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you are pretty good at reversed psychology.

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    3. Anon15:04πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    4. Anon 15:04, you did well
      I remembered someone told me you look like toothpick ( because I am petite) I replied him back, told him that he has pot belly, incomplete teeth and 2 left leg. The guy just respect himself.

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  3. πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜† correct guy!
    Women like to think we can’t say no to sex..

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  4. She was not joking. If she was, she would have said so and not go insulting the guy. It's not every guy or girl is attracted to you no matter how beautiful you are to the extent of wanting to be visited with a condom.

    She taught every guy would fall especially when condom is mentioned.

    All of a sudden "I don't know why I stooped so low..."

    Nawa o

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  5. But nawa for d girl which kin joke be dat

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  6. Motor have finally jammed egungun🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣



    Well, she shot her shot and got shot😭😭😭😭😭

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  7. She wan chop the guy food come chop the guy join too. Its ok

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚dont mind her. Longer throat girlπŸ˜…

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  8. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…women


    #BaeisBeulah

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  9. She was not joking abeg the guy did the right thing not all of us pull preek for any punna... Good guys out there stay strong. If she had come and he said no she would shout rape and if he does nt care she would scream gay. U know how many ladies lose their cool when they offer their ounna and get shout down... So many. Guys learn to say no and trust me drama follows.

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  10. The guy didn't want to be used n dumped ...lol

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  11. Story! This guy obviously sent this to himself, don't ask how I found out.

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  12. Naija girls shopping for fork and with itching t🀐🀐 looking to supply fork and put dudes in bondage of Satan
    😏😏😏
    She is looking for a dude that will be cooking and serving her while she supplies fornication.
    Their stock in trade.
    That one gets married and can't even do their usual indomie mixture.
    Odiegwu oo. Ihe nne muru

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  13. men men men...learn to appreciate what you have and have time for it, before you lose it, i do not appreciate my girlfriend and i lose her because of my job, she always complain of me not having time for her. but it is my nature of job that is why, she is not in the same state with me...my love please give me a second chance..from now i will always create time for you. all sdk help me to beg her. she is an sdk

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    1. Send her number, yours and some Richard cards we will do the begging asap

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  14. Hahahaha,she got shot down,this is the reason why most ladies refuse to shoot their shots,the fear of being rejected nor be play o.but on a more serious note,this stuffs happen regularly these days nau,most guys get the nod from ladies a lot these days through social media apps so no biggie here,if I like you,I continue The convo,if I don't like you,I just block you kpakam.

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    1. Shoot your shot they said..
      Food and sex??..sister is a goal getter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Rejection is part of life. You may get shot down but it does not kill you. Live to toast another day.

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    3. It's not just about rejection. The girl is BAD MANNERED.

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