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Sunday, May 31, 2020

Silence Is Golden Unless You Have A Child....

Silence is really golden in the house or where ever.....Unless you have a child!!!

If you leave them alone for a second or the house secondly becomes too quiet,they are definitely up to no good!

Look at these ones!!!!





When my Bambinos were smaller,I have shared my silence is golden story in one of the silence is golden posts...OMG,i saw pepper!

Please share your silence is golden,unless you have a child story...

107 comments:

  1. Imagine 😱😰😰
    I weak... You can't even find the strength to beat these ones oh😒

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    1. The strength would come oh,cos i will so beat them. That is money down the bathtub.

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    2. Phones constantly submerged in water, every now and again water is intentionally spilled on d bed, bathroom r were her Ogbanje meetings takes place. I don Taya

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    3. Anonymous 13:39 @ ogbanje meetings got me ROTFL.
      Omg, ayaf laff tayad.

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    4. Is this photoshopped or what, cos this ain't real. How can this little kids open Indomie carton πŸ™„πŸ˜ and stack that much in the bath. Where was their mum for that long?
      Hmmmmmmm

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    5. The pix used for this story is a pre-planned photoshoot! Complete with the photographer's watermark!

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  2. See their innocent faces πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  3. Choi! Awon stubborn children. They can so make you laugh and at the same time angry. I love children. Can't wait to have mine.

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  4. I have a daughter that is 20.lonths old. One day she was playing and became really quiet and I suspected fouls play so I went to check on her saw he with the empty container of my cream, she had emptied the whole.thing on the floor and was rolling in it. Her punishment? I locked her in the room.alone and closed all the doors and windows. My niece has done same thing too and o gave her the same treatment, since you want to rub cream lemme kuku help you....πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣she was only trying to look good

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    2. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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    3. Take all those things far from their reach.

      Imagine you were using cream mixed with different chemicals and your innocent kids come in contact with the cream, put it their mouth or even their skin and afterwards start having bad reactions, what will you do?

      Please, keep those things out of their reach.

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    4. It is called accident MRS A.
      Nobody keeps these stuff where kids can get them.
      Sometimes you forget.
      Abi you no dey forget ni?.
      Everyone no get OCD

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    5. Ms A, anyone who has younger kids know that mistakes can occur at anytime. There might be times you totally forget to place whatever it is in a high place.
      I remember one hot summer afternoon when my last child was 1 plus, I went downstairs just to get her water bottle because I forgot it in the kitchen and by the time I got it and went back upstairs she had left her room and went to her elder ones room, looking out of the window into the back garden, and I ran and pulled her leg because her head was out going down.
      It was only God that saved me, if I had stayed one second in the kitchen or walked slowly up the stairs that would have been it. Typing this I'm shaking, cos I cried that afternoon, all doors where shut.
      This is a child I TTC for 7 years, TTC for elder one 10years.
      How would I have told my story if JESUS didn't save me that day. For years I couldn't leave Windows open asides the tiny ones above the big ones. Let's all enjoy the heat or use fan during summer.
      May Gods name be praised for ever πŸ™‡πŸ½‍♀️πŸ™‡πŸ½‍♀️πŸ™‡πŸ½‍♀️πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½.

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    6. God is great and awesome.He is always looking out for us cos He never sleeps nor slumber.

      He will not put you through such torture.Not after waiting for so long.

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    7. @ Oge hope you know closing the door and all windows without the AC on is like locking your car doors while a child is in there, it can lead to death due to lack of O2

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    8. That punishment is a bit harsh don’t you think? She is in her formative years. That could impact her life. A simple no no to make her realize that what she did was wrong; even still, you should have pulled her closer and hugged her. Isolating a child that young like that is not recommended.

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    9. Once they become very quite, you better find them asap because it's going down.

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    10. Anon 16:26. Praise God on your behalf. He is Mighty and HIS name endure the forever.

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  5. In this case, I will just cry 😫😫😫.

    That really itπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

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  6. Look at their innocent faces.lol

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  7. Can't wait to start experiencing this🀣🀣🀣

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  8. I heard this is a photo'shoot.
    See the even matching with the indomie sef. Carton of indomie fa

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    1. It's a photoshoot, the emblem of the photographer is on the picture.

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    2. Ya, it's a photo shoot, well arranged.

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  9. They look cute though πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  10. They are twins I assume. I feel for their mother the day they did this work.
    Indomie ambassadors in the making πŸ˜€.

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  11. This one seem staged but what do I know?

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    1. my thoughts exactly see the symmetric way he lined the indomie in the water and carried the carton on top of soap stand ..unbelievable to me

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  12. Mine was when my son of 2 years wore 2 of my pants on his head and came to the sitting room giggling. Me I didnt know wat was happening I was busy preparing food for our guests.. My hubby didnt know how to send him away because he was at the center of the sitting room dancing to the music playing.. Hubby tried to get the pants off his head, he held unto it so tight.
    I was so embarrassed when I saw what happened. My saviour was the pants were neatly washed if not wahala I dey.
    Our guests had a good laugh, na even on of my female friends that came with d hubby that forcefully removed it from his head. Kai, umu aka dikwa egwu.
    Since then I dont carelessly leave my panties any how in the bedroom because I wouldn't want the worst to happen.

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    1. πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ€£ 🀣

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    2. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ pants of life....

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Hahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

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    5. Hahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Pant parade

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£I hope you floog him very well.

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    7. My own is that my niece and my nephew are alaway scattering my room, they cannot scatter their mum's room. I'm leaving with my elder brother. I have talked and get tired of talking. No matter how l arrange my room they must scatter it before l come back from work.

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    8. Flog him for her on mistake kwa. Or does the child know panties are not supposed to be worn outside.
      Everything no be flog

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    9. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    10. Oh lawd🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  13. Mine was when I was pregnant with my second child. The first trimester was constant headache and sleep... I'd just dose off right after eating.

    One day I dosed off as usual leaving the tea cup, bread and blue band on the table.. . Next thing I started feeling some kind of cool sensation on my face but I couldn't get up, it continue for some second and my face was getting very cold,I opened my eyes, saw my baby smiling😊😊... With the blue band plastered all over my face and the cloth she was wearing😩😩😩.

    Sleep cleared sharp sharp😍

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    1. Hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Keep things out of the reach of children ❗❗❗❗

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    2. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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    3. Sleep must clear! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. haha@sleep clear from my eye.Pele!

      Those 2 are definitely twins. Double delight,Double tension.
      Last month,LO and BEHOLD grabbed 2 gallons of Radiator Coolants (N10K) from the garage to use as oil,they already made fire in the garden with fllower stalks,cut different flowers as onions,stones were cooked meat to be fried,potty was tomatoes.
      Their cooking game had a hitch when they started arguing if Mummy fries onions in oil before pouring meat or she pours the onions ontop of the meat while frying.
      I was sleeping so they came to ask our housekeeper,end of cooking.haha.

      You can't get it 100% right or safe even when you have a childminder.It is a Chukwuzobam period till they grow,shikena

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£, had a good life. Baby blueband

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    6. This Ms A is very annoying!!!
      Who are you commanding???
      These stories are errors that could happen to any one... they are called mistakes, nobody is above mistakes.
      Stop showing yourself!

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  14. My sons used up my make up while playing. You need to see their faces, and even their teddies were not left out in the makeover. I was managing the thing jejely but they wanted to surprise me and boom they did..

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  15. Chei, children can give their parents work to do.

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  16. This is pure photoshop nu, the children look lost as to what's happening.

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  17. My son wants to be a chef. He has a secret recipe he has been dreaming of. Well yesterday he wasted my flour, butter, eggs and sugar to bake his bumcake. According to him it was a "hypothesis" and he needed to "test" it. In this coro era. And i am expected to support him.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Please support him

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    2. Hahahaha. Please support his dream. Practice makes perfect.

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    3. Yes, you should support him. Get extra flour, butter etc whenever you go for groceries shopping.

      Don't drive him away when you're cooking.

      There are numerous cooking shows for kids, you can also tune in and let him watch other kids putting their cooking and baking talents to use.
      They are never too small to learn and know how to cook; you just have to teach them how to use the different appliances.

      Hug your boy for meπŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

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    4. Awwww. Please support him... You can give him in some quantity to use...

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    5. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚you are his support system of course

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    6. LoL. Please don't scold him too much.that little man seems cut out for great things.

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    7. God bless you ma'am please do support him he is going to be a great man in future, that's where my dad lost out ,he often scold me that cooking is not for men and I totally lost interest in cooking skills I learnt from my home economics teacher.i still cook but with less joy

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    8. Wasted flour that is scarce and I have been looking for now since March.
      Chai πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ™†‍♀️

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  18. I will just breakdown 😒😒😒😒😒

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  19. I'm still seeing pepper. Is it the one she emptied big jar of blue seal vaseline on her face and head or the one she filled the sitting room with water and was trying to mop(when I saw her with the mop stick I ran to collect it without seeing the water and fell yakata on the floor. Or when she emptied my make up bag on the bed and broke the powder and lipsticks with different colours on her face and neck. Plenty stories. When they commit, you'll now see innocent mischievous face.

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    1. Choi, sorry for the fall nne..hahaha

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    2. That fall😬 sorry o

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    3. Chai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Sorry for the fall

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    4. Lolzz you fall reminds me of Tom and Jerry kind of fall

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  20. That's how my little friend visited me.I left him in the room ,gave him book and pencil to be drawing just to keep him busy.
    When I didn't hear noise from the room again,I thought he fell asleep.

    I entered to check on him,saw him on the floor with empty container of my white powder.
    He also broke my TV antenna.
    I didn't utter a word,I was staring at him to know what he will do.He was afraid that he pee on his body.

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    1. Ewooo😣😣😣

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    2. My nephew will carry my perfume and spread in all the rooms and lock the door..... When you ask him why doing this....he will say that he wants to kill mosquito. Me am tired of talkig. It's either they pour water on the floor or be using my make-up.

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  21. Anytime they are out of sight and I don't hear their voices for 5 seconds, i SCREAM their names because I know what they are capable of doing. It's either they are coloring the wall, or wasting my soap and detergent, or scattering everything in my purse.

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    1. The coloring on the wall is another problem this children are putting me through.
      If I hide the crayons, chalk or marker, they will definately find it. Different drawings of rubbish objects na him dem take decorate my walls. I don paint house tire.. Na wall paper i go use next time.

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    2. GCN, funny how they waited for us to repaint the house before they started showing their coloring skills. The sitting room and their bedroom looks like an artwork.

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    3. Nique my dear, sorry. May God continue to provide for us according to His riches in glory Amen

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  22. This a photoshoot.
    Check the pics properly the studio sticker is there.
    The parents who engineered this wastage did not try...
    Nothing funny about it
    Why waste food in this era...

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  23. I don't believe that picture up there! That might be a photoshoot for some adverts.

    I have been lucky so far. There has been no silence is golden situation since I gave birth to this young champ.

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    1. Well, count yourself lucky but don't spew trash at other people's experience.

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  24. So my niece is almost 2. She no dey gree hear word. When she was a year and few months old, this girl entered the toilet without notice after drinking her juice. She was busy swinging the straw who stirring the water in the toilet and ducking the straw. I was calling her name till I traced her to the toilet and saw what she was doing. I screamed.

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      I hope you took her to the hospital

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  25. This is a Photoshoot
    But sorry oooo. I’m just not feeling it. What happened to crayola, mummy’s lipstick, food fight, pillow fight, noodles fight.
    What’s with Indomie inside the bath. Not even in the kitchen 🀷🏾‍♀️🀦🏽‍♀️🀷🏾‍♀️🀦🏽‍♀️. Silly if u ask me. Usually, I have a great sense of humour. But, I’ve been trying to understand this since I saw it on IG 2 days ago. I don’t understand the theme.

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  26. We went to visit my parents and they had a visitor. That was how my then 2 year old took my bra and told her grandpa to help her clasp it. Grandpa was like "Bia V**, onye nwere this bra"? Shame catch me ehn. See the Male visitor laughing anyhow. Thank God say na fresh and neat black bra.

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    1. You have bras in your parents house? I am not understanding?

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ make una no kee me for this blog

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    3. I mean,you’ve got to be thankful for clean braπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  27. I heard it's photoshoot. If not the parents are to be blamed. Do they keep noodles in the bedroom?how come they never looked and see what they (the kids) are up to for that long, and there's no water splash on their bodies, abegi, it's phtoshoot or photoshop anyone sha.

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  28. Wow! These children are very creative. They just arranged the noodles perfectly and neatly. Hahaha!

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  29. So my daughter poured a whole black liquid shoe polish on her body n face ... I’m still looking for her ooh she yaff turn black πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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  30. Thank you Stella❤. I had a good laugh with all the comments

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